Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 392 The Ultimate Computer Man

After Ziqiao explained the principle and operation of "A Glimpse", the eldest brother, Guan Gu and Xiaoxian began to observe, memorize, analyze and think about the beauties in the bar according to Teacher Lu's requirements.

As for Nanfeng, most of his brain cells had been used to deal with his abnormal hearing. He really couldn't spare any extra brain power to run Jinghong Yitiao, a bug-level software that consumed a lot of memory and CPU speed.

Besides, with his goldfish-like memory, his own storage space would definitely not be enough.

Ziqiao didn't say much about Nanfeng's behavior of giving up without even trying.

Anyway, the purpose of asking Nanfeng to come and listen was just to make him sing "Conquer" for him wholeheartedly. As for how much this guy can learn, Ziqiao doesn't care.

and……

For a guy like this who never lacks girls chasing after him, what the hell does he need to learn?
【Zi Qiao: I’m not jealous at all, not at all!!!】

Among the remaining three people who tried to get a glimpse, Zeng Xiaoxian was undoubtedly the most painful.

Although he has the highest academic qualifications among all the people present, having the highest academic qualifications does not necessarily mean that he has the strongest learning ability in all aspects.

Especially since Xiaoxian’s brain is now a single-threaded CPU, it is simply impossible for him to process so much information at the same time.

At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian was staring at a beautiful woman not far away, muttering to himself.

"She was wearing a white retro dress, carrying the latest LV bag, and a lace straw hat..."

After Xiaoxian repeated it several times, he closed his eyes and began to recite: "She was wearing a lace skirt with ribbons, a white straw hat of the latest model, and a retro LV bag."

Nan Feng complained: "Teacher Zeng, what the hell are you carrying?"

"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue..." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed awkwardly.

He opened his eyes again and glanced at the beauty not far away, then continued to memorize with his eyes closed: "She is wearing a white retro... white retro what is it?"

Nan Feng reminded: "A white retro dress."

"Oh……"

Zeng Xiaoxian continued, "She was wearing a white... a white dress of some kind?"

"A little white vintage dress."

"She's wearing a vintage dress... What color is it?"

"White retro dress." A slightly cold female voice came.

Zeng Xiaoxian closed her eyes and said happily: "Yes, yes, it's a white retro dress!"

"Haha, does the skirt look good?" the cold female voice asked.

"it is good……"

Xiaoxian realized something was wrong and opened his eyes, only to see the beautiful woman wearing a white retro dress, carrying the latest LV bag, and wearing a lace-trimmed straw hat looking at him coldly.

He was stunned for a few seconds, then quickly turned around to ask Nanfeng, Ziqiao and others for help.

As a result, Xiaoxian was surprised to find that Nanfeng and his four companions had run to the bar and were drinking by themselves without him knowing when.

[Teacher Zeng, you just wish for the best! ]

Nanfeng and the other three looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with sympathy and pity.

【you……】

Zeng Xiaoxian stared at the four of them with gritted teeth.

[A bunch of disloyal guys! ]

With nowhere to turn for help, Xiaoxian could only turn around and said to the sullen beauty in front of him with a smile: "Misunderstanding, a complete misunderstanding!"

"Misunderstanding you!"

The cold beauty poured the wine in her hand directly at Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Pervert! Scum!"

The cool beauty picked up her bag and left without even looking up.

As the beauty left the bar, Nanfeng and the other three sat back down quietly.

Nan Feng covered his mouth and laughed secretly: "Teacher Zeng, this beauty obviously hasn't finished the wine she ordered, but she even ordered a glass of [Green Mood] to splash on you.

"It seems like she doesn't intend to let you have any taste of the sweetness at all!"

"Sweet ass!"

Zeng Xiaoxian wiped the wine off his face and said angrily, "You guys are too disloyal!"

The eldest brother complained silently: "Who told you not to remember? You keep..."

"..."

"…staring at beautiful women."

Nan Feng also nodded: "Teacher Zeng, it's fine that you keep staring at the beauty, but you even memorize these things as loudly as if you were reciting in school. If you do this, I'll be surprised if she doesn't come and throw it at you."

Guan Gu also chuckled and said, "Yes, Mr. Zeng, it's better for you to be splashed alone than for the five of us to be treated as perverts together."

"cut."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked unhappy.

Ziqiao smiled gloatingly, and even took this opportunity to teach his senior brother and Guan Gu: "This is why I always emphasize that a glimpse of a beautiful woman should only be a quick glance, and you can't stare at her and analyze her all the time.

"Women's sixth sense is much stronger than you think. If you keep staring at beautiful women, they will definitely feel it.

"If you are regarded as a perverted scum like Mr. Zeng, you will be killed on the spot."

"Go to hell!"

Xiaoxian threw the wine in his hand fiercely at Ziqiao. He said angrily: "You want to remember so many things at a glance, and then analyze them again after remembering them. How is this possible!"

Ziqiao squinted at Xiaoxian and said, "Teacher Zeng, don't blame the road for your failure. Look, doesn't the senior brother remember it very clearly?" "Nonsense!"

Zeng Xiaoxian became even more angry when he heard this: "Master Brother's nickname is Human Camera!
“Human camera!!!
"How could this stunning glimpse possibly stump him!"

Xiaoxian was indignant. If he had the memory of his senior brother, who could draw a complete sketch with just one look, would he still be splashed with wine by a beautiful woman?
[My public image! 】

The eldest senior brother smiled slightly when he heard this. He really didn't expect that the skill he had acquired after practicing sketching for many years could be seamlessly transferred to become a skill for picking up girls.

It turns out that people who want to find a stepmother for their children will never have bad luck.

After all, I just want to find a mother for my child and a home for myself.

“Excuses, all excuses.

"Teacher Zeng, you are a top student after all. You can't even remember what someone is wearing, right?"

Ziqiao glanced at Xiaoxian: "Zeng Xiaoxian~
"Tell me the truth, you didn't really buy your double master's degrees, did you?"

"roll!"

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Zeng Xiaoxian groaned and said, "I'm just better at memorizing words, not pictures."

Guan Gu adjusted his glasses and said, "Actually, this can't be blamed on Teacher Zeng. After all, staying up late is very harmful to memory.

"Especially for a man like him who has to work the night shift five days a week, he won't know what he will forget in a few years."

"really?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was struck by lightning: "What else will I forget in the future? I won't forget you guys by then."

"Not really."

Nan Feng teased, "By then, the most you will have forgotten is five of the Five Tiger Generals."

"nonsense!"

Xiaoxian gave Nanfeng a blank look.

Nan Feng patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder and said, “Whether your memory will get worse in the future or not, Teacher Zeng, you should just give up now.

"Such a difficult operation as a glimpse is totally unsuitable for you."

In fact, Nanfeng didn't understand either. Teacher Zeng was already having an unclear relationship with Yifei, so why was he still obsessed with Ziqiao's Lüshi Chunqiu?

Wait, is he trying to use Ziqiao’s skills in picking up girls to pick up Yifei?

Nanfeng secretly took a breath of cold air.

If Mr. Zeng really thinks this way, then he is absolutely very brave.

You know, even Ziqiao himself had to retreat when facing Yifei's bullet, let alone Teacher Zeng.

"I don't accept it!" Zeng Xiaoxian said unconvinced, "Zi Qiao's memory is obviously not that good, how can he remember it?"

At this point in the situation, it is no longer a question of whether Ziqiao's tactics are suitable for him.

If he doesn't learn the technique of "A Glimpse" now, wouldn't he have been splashed with wine in vain?
Ziqiao explained: "Teacher Zeng, you may have misunderstood me. My long-term memory is not that good. In fact, my instantaneous memory is too strong."

He chuckled: "After all, I have a unique skill to enhance my memory."

"Depend on!"

Xiaoxian and Guan Gu shouted in unison.

"Why didn't you tell me such an important thing earlier!"

Ziqiao shrugged, looking innocent: "You didn't ask."

Zeng Xiaoxian pushed Ziqiao anxiously and said, "Hurry up and tell me, hurry up and tell me."

My goodness, even though Ziqiao seems to be lazy and has no talent at all all day long, it turns out that he has quite a few hidden tricks up his sleeve.

As expected, none of those who can make a name for themselves in the underworld are easy to deal with.

Wait, so does that mean Meijia is also...

Zeng Xiaoxian's thoughts began to go astray again.

Guan Gu and the eldest senior brother also listened with anticipation on their faces. Even Nan Feng couldn't help but move his body and move closer to Li Qiao.

Compared with Lüshi Chunqiu and Jinghong Yiglimpse, he was more interested in Ziqiao's unique skill of improving his memory.

Given a choice, who would want to have a goldfish head?

Especially since I'm a man.

We both have poor memory, and even a pretty girl like Yumo would be praised as a little confused, but a boy like me can't be praised as a little fool, right?

Ziqiao originally wanted to pretend to be embarrassed and extort a few more breakfasts from Teacher Zeng, but when he saw the anxious eyes of Xiaoxian and the other three, Ziqiao didn't dare to open his mouth to make any requests.

He was sure that if he started to keep things in suspense and make demands now, these heartless guys would definitely pin him down on the sofa and give him a good beating.

"Well, since you asked sincerely, I will mercifully teach you my unique skills as the Ultimate Computer Man."

Nan Feng raised his eyebrows: "Ultimate?"

The eldest brother thought for a moment: "Computer guy?"

Very good, this name is more in line with Ziqiao’s naming style.

Ziqiao said in a deep voice: "Now please sit up straight, close your eyes, and imagine yourself as a computer."

"what?"

　I'm coming

　　
　
(End of this chapter)