Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 396 Zeng Xiaoxian, the Unreliable One

Seeing that Mr. Zeng was interested, Ziqiao struck while the iron was hot and made arrangements directly: "Mr. Zeng, when you are in the world, a trumpet is very important.

"Your small account called Chen He has only been used a few times, and it's going to get moldy if you don't use it anymore.

"If Yifei gets angry, you can still say that the scumbag who picks up girls is..."

"Cough cough cough..."

Nanfeng couldn't help coughing.

"What?" Ziqiao looked at Nanfeng puzzledly.

Nan Feng shook his head: "It's just that my throat suddenly felt a little itchy."

"alright."

Ziqiao continued to push Xiaoxian forward: "In short, as long as you make good use of the trumpet, you Zeng Xiaoxian will be innocent.

"Remember the [Stone Throwing to Ask for Directions] I taught you before. This move is very useful when combined with [Glimpse]."

Zeng Xiaoxian shouted in astonishment: "But I haven't learned how to do a quick glance yet!"

"Idiot, the number one rule for picking up girls is always to be flexible!"

Nanfeng, the eldest senior brother and Guan Gu looked at each other and followed the two of them silently, not too far away.

Ziqiao looked around the bar and finally locked onto a pretty lady who looked quite stunning.

"Hi, beauty."

Ziqiao greeted the beautiful lady with a big smile on his face, and his eyes quickly glanced at the [Reader] in the beautiful lady's hand.

The beautiful lady just glanced at the two of them casually, and then said something shocking: "Sorry, I'm a lesbian."

Zeng Xiaoxian let out an "ah" and his expression became quite interesting.

Ziqiao quickly explained: "I'm sorry, you may have misunderstood. We are not here to chat with you."

Ziqiao kept smiling on the surface, but secretly stepped on him hard.

Teacher Zeng is such an idiot. If someone says she is lace, then she is lace?
Can't I, the great Lu Xiaobu, tell whether she is wearing lace?

Zeng Xiaoxian was in great pain from being stepped on by Ziqiao but he managed to hold back his anger without making a sound. This was all thanks to Yifei's training over the years.

"Then I know what you are here for."

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's face flushed, the beautiful lady pouted in disdain: "The toilet in the bar is on the left in front of you. If you don't have any toilet paper, you can ask the bartender for it first."

Then she continued to lower her head and look at the [Reader] magazine in her hand.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked embarrassed: "I don't want to go to the toilet, I just..."

Ziqiao quickly interrupted Xiaoxian and said to the beautiful lady, "My lady, you have misunderstood. Actually... my friend's ancestor is the famous Guan Yu.

"It may be a bit of a regression for him, so it's understandable that his face is a little redder than normal people."

Xiaoxian was shocked when he heard this, and thought that only an idiot would believe such an outrageous explanation!
As a result, Ziqiao and this beautiful lady proved to him directly that even the most outrageous explanation would be believed by others.

"Oh."

The beautiful lady looked at Xiaoxian with a strange expression: "Why does the descendant of Guan Yu have a pair of green bean eyes?"

"Maybe it's because Guan Yu sold too many mung beans before."

"Haha..." She pursed her lips and smiled, "You are quite humorous."

Ziqiao smiled and put his arm around Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulders: "It's just so-so, a little bit behind my friend who is naturally humorous."

The beautiful lady thought about it, and then introduced herself to them: "My name is Wanting."

Zeng Xiaoxian opened his eyes wide in disbelief when he saw this, and looked at Ziqiao blankly.

[This is fucking possible! ]

Ziqiao just glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian casually, as if everything happening before his eyes was just basic operation.

【Keep calm, Mr. Zeng.】

[Didn't you just think that only an idiot would believe that? Then the girl I carefully selected for you must be an idiot. ]

[After all, even if it was a smart person, you wouldn't be able to hold it. ]

Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked.

[Can you hear what I was thinking just now? You can't be a mind reader! ]

Ziqiao sneered.

[There's no need to read my mind. We're so close that I can smell whether your fart stinks just by frowning.]

【What a mess this is! 】

Xiaoxian pursed his lips slightly towards Wanting, and he looked at Ziqiao with confusion.

[How do you know she has a low IQ? ]

[Keep it secret!] He stared at the [Reader] magazine in Wanting's hand and smiled slightly.

He is in his twenties, but he still stays in the bar reading the Reader's Magazine, and he reads the collection of short jokes in it.

Ziqiao really couldn't assume that her IQ was higher than that of normal humans.

He introduced himself to Wanting: "Hello, beautiful lady. My name is Lu Xiaobu, and I am a descendant of Lu Bu."

Ziqiao gently put his hands behind his back, patted Zeng Xiaoxian's butt, and signaled him to start introducing himself quickly.

It’s true, Teacher Zeng’s butt is quite elastic.

Just not as good as Meijia.

Zeng Xiaoxian adjusted his hair and revealed an evil and arrogant smile: "I am a good man, I am..."

"Cough cough cough."

Ziqiao pretended to cough to remind him to be careful with his words and actions and to be sure to use the trumpet.

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“…I am Chen He!”

Xiaoxian quickly changed his words.

When Wanting heard Zeng Xiaoxian's exaggerated self-introduction, she didn't know what to say for a moment and could only smile politely.

"Your way of introducing yourself is quite unique..."

"That is."

Zeng Xiaoxian was actually quite proud of himself. He didn't realize at all that Ziqiao was looking at him as if he were an idiot.

Teacher Zeng, you don’t really think that others are praising you, do you?
Damn, if I had known this would happen, I would have let the senior brother be the host.

Ziqiao wanted to pull Teacher Zeng back right now to teach him again, but when he saw the teasing looks from Nanfeng and Guan Gu, he had to force himself to be the wingman.

After all, the big talk has already been made, so I still have to give it another try.

He put on his brightest smile and introduced to Wanting: "Wanting, you may not know that Chen He is actually a very famous young writer. It is no exaggeration to say that he has almost written as many books as he has written."

Wanting showed a look of shock. She looked at Xiaoxian suspiciously, but found that he seemed more shocked than herself.

"He..."

Seeing this, Ziqiao pretended to be annoyed and slapped his mouth: "Look at my mouth, I forgot that you said you wanted to keep a low profile, didn't want to stand out and expose your identity as a famous writer."

He first apologized to Xiaoxian: "I'm sorry, Chen He."

Seeing Ziqiao winking at him frantically, Xiaoxian knew what he should say no matter how stupid he was.

"It's okay, Boo."

He pretended to be calm and said: "Although I am indeed a low-key person who does not seek fame, you also know that gold like me can never cover up my own brilliance.

"What a pity, what a pity."

Xiaoxian sighed regretfully: "It seems that I will never be able to live an ordinary life in this life."

Wanting: “…”

She could see that this man named Chen He wanted to pretend to be indifferent and unperturbed, but the corners of his mouth were almost stretched to his ears.

It's obvious that he really enjoys being praised by others!

Ziqiao; w(Д)w! ! !

Zeng Xiaoxian, you are a fool! The number one idiot!

Why do I have to repeatedly instruct my wingman to subtly enhance his partner's image and taste?

It is because the host is not suitable for bragging. If you can't control the intensity of your self-praise, girls will think you are showing off and they will be very disgusted.

And your stupid and boundless self-boasting now is the most shameless and despicable kind!
Ziqiao couldn't understand why Teacher Zeng could be so cocky just because of a fictitious identity as a famous writer.

If he were to arrange a fake identity of a famous host for Teacher Zeng, wouldn't he have an orgasm on the spot?
[In her inner world, Yifei said with great satisfaction.]

[I've said it before, Zeng Xiaoxian would dare to open a dyeing factory if you don't give him any color. If you give him any color, his tail will go straight to the sky! ]

【It turns out that no one knows Zeng Xiaoxian better than me. 】

Not far away, Nanfeng was imitating the voices of Ziqiao, Xiaoxian and the girl named Wanting, so that Guan Gu and the senior brother beside him, as well as Youyou and Meijia on the other end of the phone knew what the three were talking about.

When Nanfeng covered his mouth and laughed, and then repeated Xiaoxian's bragging, Guan Gu and the master burst out laughing.

They looked at Ziqiao's sad and angry look as if someone was holding his head down and forcing him to go to the toilet to eat a hearty meal. The depression of being splashed with wine and being scolded by Ziqiao was completely swept away.

[I already told you that it was Senior Brother/Guan Gu's problem, but you, Zi Qiao, refused to believe it.]

[Now it's your turn to be the wingman to assist Mr. Zeng/Xiaoxian. You should know how upset I am when I find out that my partner is so unreliable! ]

　I'm coming

　　
　
(End of this chapter)