Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 397 You Look Like the Heroine of My Novel
At this moment, Youyou and Meijia on the other end of the phone were also clapping their hands on the table and laughing.

[Down Syndrome Performance Rules]: Meijia, you have a good angle, please take a few pictures of Ziqiao’s frustrated expression for me. I will send them to the family group.

【Tang Syndrome Performance Rules】: Remember, close-up!
[Peerless Little Diao Chan]: No problem.

【Peerless Little Diao Chan】: picture.jpg
【Down's Performance Rules】: mua!
At this time, Nanfeng suddenly sent a private text message to Meijia.

[The South Wind Knows What I Want]: Meijia, I want to ask you a question. Do you have any particularly exciting and thrilling bets in your world that people can’t stop?

[Peerless Little Diao Chan]:?

[Peerless Little Diao Chan]: You are not talking about Qianli Jiangling...

【Southern wind knows my intention】：(ˉ▽ˉ；)…

[Nanfeng Knows What I Mean]: Please stop the adult thoughts that are about to hit me in the face. What I mean is, is there a bet that will make every gangster absolutely unwilling to admit defeat easily once he agrees to the bet?
Meijia was a little confused when she heard Nanfeng's question.

[Peerless Little Diao Chan]: Yes, yes, but why are you asking this suddenly, Nanfeng?

Nanfeng would definitely not reveal his true purpose, he thought for a moment and replied.

[The South Wind Knows What I Want]: It’s nothing. I just asked Ziqiao out of curiosity, but he actually kept it a secret from me and didn’t tell me.

[Nanfeng Knows My Intentions]: After thinking about it carefully, I feel that there is no need to beg him. After all, Meijia, you are also a veteran, and you are much more enthusiastic and kind than Ziqiao.

[Peerless Little Diao Chan]: That is o(*￣▽￣*)ブ.

Meijia was so bewildered by Nanfeng's compliments that she replied without thinking.

[Peerless Little Diao Chan]: If we talk about the ultimate bet in the martial arts world, it has to be my Tathagata Palm.

Nan Feng asked curiously.

[The South Wind Knows My Intentions]: What is Tathagata Palm?

Meijia sent a smirk to Nanfeng.

[Peerless Little Diao Chan]: Whoever wins the Tathagata Palm can slap the other person ten times with crisp and loud slaps!

"hiss……"

Nan Feng took a deep breath when he heard that, and sent the text message with an expression of reluctance.

[The South Wind Knows What I Mean]: Is there a limit on how hard a slap can be given?
[Peerless Little Diao Chan]: No, the Tathagata Palm is as heavy as it can be! The winner is not allowed to wear the ring, but the loser is absolutely not allowed to resist!

[The South Wind Knows My Intentions]: This sounds a bit too violent. Is there any gentler way?
[Peerless Little Diao Chan]: There are more gentle methods, such as the common three-knife six-hole bet, breaking legs, cutting fingers, etc. Although these bets are outdated, if the other party is an old hand, they should still agree to it.

South Wind: (⊙﹏⊙)
He always wondered if Mika had some misunderstanding about the phrase "a gentler approach"?
[Nanfeng Knows My Intention]: I understand. Then Tathagata Palm is better.

【Peerless Little Diao Chan】:(⊙⊙)?

Meijia realized something was wrong and started to send messages to Nanfeng to ask about the situation, but Nanfeng just took back his phone and gave a sinister smile.

Guan Gu shuddered: "Nanfeng, who were you talking to just now? Why are you smiling so evilly?"

Nanfeng thought about it and smiled innocently.

"Have it?"

Upon seeing this, Guan Gu hurriedly pulled his senior brother a few steps away from Nanfeng.

It was obvious that Nanfeng was going to trick people in this state, so he and the senior brother should stay away from him to avoid raising chickens and eating fish (harming innocent people).

……

At this moment, with such a devastating start, Ziqiao used his eloquence until his lips were almost worn out, and he managed to restore Zeng Xiaoxian's image in Wanting's eyes.

He continued to say to Wanting: "In fact, the reason why we came to you is because Chen He is writing a novel recently. The protagonist of this novel is a very gentle, intellectual, beautiful and kind girl.

"She is almost perfect and untainted by all worldly filth. She is more like an angel that God accidentally lost in the world."

Ziqiao exclaimed: "I originally thought that such a girl was just a beautiful fantasy of his as a bachelor... until we saw you just now, I changed my stubborn and conservative idea."

As he spoke, he poked Zeng Xiaoxian silently.

After being reminded, Xiaoxian quickly nodded and said, "Xiaobu is right. I originally thought that I was just pinning all my beautiful fantasies about women on my heroine. After all, how could there be such a perfect girl in the world?

"It was not until I saw you for the first time that I was pleasantly surprised to find that my heroine began to have a soul and showed signs of coming back to life."

Wanting felt embarrassed by the praise from both of them. She blushed and smiled shyly, like a peach or plum bud about to bloom.

"I'm not as good as you say..." Xiaoxian looked at Wanting affectionately: "No, you are better than I said."

Ziqiao finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Xiaoxian finally got the idea.

Unexpectedly, Wanting suddenly asked, "Can you tell me what you have written before?"

Zeng Xiaoxian felt like he was struck by lightning.

Ziqiao blinked frantically and reminded Xiaoxian to just make up a novel name that she had never heard of. As long as he was around, he would never give Wanting the chance to search the Internet in front of him.

Unexpectedly, Zeng Xiaoxian was stuck and stammered for a long time, and finally uttered a few words in a low voice.

"Abin's high school life was not ideal?"

Wanting's face turned dark, and she slapped Xiaoxian and Ziqiao's faces with the [Reader] in her hand.

"Perverted scumbag!"

"Shameless scum!"

"nausea!"

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After beating and scolding them, Wanting turned and ran, fearing that she would be caught up by these two perverts.

Ziqiao was hit in the face for no apparent reason, and he was immediately furious: "What's wrong with the title "Abin's High School Life Is Not Ideal"?

"It's insane to hit someone so casually, isn't that crazy?"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "...Ziqiao, do you never read novels?"

"I can't appreciate novels that are just words."

He covered his nose which was red from being hit by Wanting, and said unhappily: "The possibility of someone like me reading novels is even smaller than the possibility of me becoming a father... What's the matter with Wanting?"

Ziqiao couldn't understand: "This doesn't make sense."

It was not until he turned his head and looked at Xiaoxian who looked embarrassed that he realized what was going on. "So there's something wrong with the title of the book you just mentioned?"

"It's more than just a problem, it's a huge problem!"

Nanfeng and the eldest senior brother couldn't remember how many times they had laughed since they came to this bar today, but this time was definitely the funniest one.

Teacher Zeng, you are awesome! I admire you so much!
As for Guan Gu, he had the same bewildered look on his face as Ziqiao.

The two of them had no idea what was wrong with what Zeng Xiaoxian had just said, and they didn't understand what Nanfeng and the eldest senior brother were laughing at.

Finally, Nan Feng leaned on the table and smiled weakly: "Teacher Zeng, you are really something. You actually used the beginning of a classic pornographic article as the title of your book.

"Even if Wan Ting hasn't read this famous Liu Bei (yellow book), she should at least have heard of it."

"Oh……"

Ziqiao suddenly understood, and he gritted his teeth and squeezed out a word "oh" from between his teeth.

Then Ziqiao stared at Xiaoxian viciously, wishing he could cut him into pieces.

You, a porn writer, told Wanting that she looks a lot like your heroine. This is no longer just vulgar teasing, this is sexual harassment by a pervert!

No wonder Wanting suddenly attacked someone for no reason.

If it were the girls in the apartment, they would at least give these two perverts a kick that would make them infertile.

But compared to anger, Ziqiao was more confused and puzzled.

"No, Mr. Zeng, why on earth do you say that?!"

Zi Qiao said he couldn't understand Zeng Xiaoxian's behavior of seeking a fight.
Xiaoxian shrank his neck and explained with a wry smile.

"If I say... I was too nervous at the time, and a lot of novel names flashed through my mind, and I don't know how I blurted out these words in the end, Ziqiao, will you forgive me?"

"What do you say?"

Zi Qiao cursed under his breath, "Damn it!"

　I'm coming

　　The number of words in the chapters these two days is a bit short. I will adjust it back to normal tomorrow.

　　Ooooooooo, my hard drive!!!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)