Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 398 The Strange South Wind

Ziqiao glared at Zeng Xiaoxian with an unhappy look on his face: "Teacher Zeng, there is no one else here except us. I just want you to tell me the truth. Did you buy your double master's degree?"

It’s no wonder that he used this question to tease Zeng Xiaoxian again and again. This guy’s performance was really too bad.

Ziqiao racked his brains but couldn't figure out how he got the double master's degrees.

Is it true that working late at night for several years can cause such severe damage to the brain?

"Lü Ziqiao, I warn you again!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said indignantly: "You can insult my character, but you cannot insult my academic qualifications!"

"Oh."

Zi Qiao nodded and said, "So your image as a good man is just an act, and your true self is just a pervert who likes to tease beautiful women with pornographic texts?"

Zeng Xiao Xian:"……"

"Forget it, you might as well insult my academic qualifications."

"So did you buy your double master's degree?"

Zeng Xiaoxian almost vomited blood.

He struggled for a long time but couldn't decide which of his character or academic qualifications he could use to be insulted by Ziqiao, so Xiaoxian waved his hand and said something shameless.

"I don't care. You can neither insult my academic qualifications nor my character!"

"Okay."

Ziqiao nodded and continued to say something heartbreaking: "You look wretched."

Zeng Xiaoxian covered his chest with his hands. He felt as if his heart had been pierced by a sword with the words "You look ugly" engraved on the blade.

Ziqiao continued, "The eyes are like two green beans."

Another sword pierced Zeng Xiaoxian's heart, and the words Ziqiao had just said were still engraved on the sword.

"The show I host is like The Ring."

Zeng Xiaoxian covered his chest and backed away repeatedly, his other hand trembling as he pointed at Ziqiao.

“You, you, you, you…”

"I don't have enough endurance. I feel so weak."

"Don't make personal attacks like that!"

"By the way, I heard a few days ago that Yifei was planning to secretly use your toothbrush to clean the toilet."

Xiaoxian, who felt as if he had been pierced by thousands of swords, suddenly lost his guilt towards Ziqiao, and growled through gritted teeth.

"Lü Ziqiao! I want to die with you!"

Seeing this, Ziqiao retreated again and again. He stretched out his hand to dissuade Zeng Xiaoxian, saying, "Teacher Zeng, you have to be reasonable. I didn't insult your character or academic qualifications just now. You can't do this recklessly."

Xiaoxian continued to act like a spoiled brat: "I don't care, you can't insult me in any way, from now on you can only praise me!"

Ziqiao thought about it and gave a tentative compliment.

“Your wife is awesome!”

"Lu Ziqiao!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian rushed forward, and the two men fell to the ground and wrestled with each other.

"Teacher Zeng, are you sick? Where did you get your wife?"

"I don't care, I'm going to teach you a lesson today!"

The eldest brother looked at the two people fighting and asked worriedly: "Shouldn't we... go up..."

"..."

"…Would you like to give me some advice?"

Nanfeng and Guan Gu were already used to the antics of these two people. Nanfeng said, "Don't worry, one of them is indestructible, and the other is thick-skinned. They are both character templates with high defense and low attack.

"I don't think the two of them will be able to break each other's defense even if they fight for half a day. It's okay."

Guan Gu also agreed and said, "Besides, Mr. Zeng's stamina is not good to begin with, and Ziqiao drinks and flirts with girls all day long, so his stamina is also poor. Each time the two of them fight, it only lasts about three minutes."

"Oh."

The eldest senior brother nodded in understanding, and he looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with pity and a hint of amusement.

Originally, Ziqiao would at most insult him for his academic qualifications, but now, Ziqiao has insulted him from head to toe, inside and out.

This is really... what you deserve.

Everything happened just as Nanfeng and Guan Gu had expected. Xiaoxian and Ziqiao fought for a full three minutes, and in the end they were exhausted and unharmed.

The two were helped up by Guan Gu and Nan Feng respectively.

After all this fighting and playfulness, they tacitly agreed not to mention the wingman incident.

In the final analysis, this is just a small and embarrassing matter, and when it comes to embarrassment, the two of them are definitely the ones who have embarrassed themselves the most in the apartment.

This is no big deal.

Unexpectedly, at this time, Nanfeng curled up a wicked smile, and instead spoke to Zeng Xiaoxian, then turned around and began to criticize Ziqiao.

"Let me be fair. I think that although what happened just now was a short circuit in Teacher Zeng's brain, it is ultimately your fault, Ziqiao."

Ziqiao's eyes widened in shock when he heard this: "Hey, hey, hey, you're not so partial to Teacher Zeng.

"What problem can I have? I just need to capture Wan Ting and then give her to Teacher Zeng!
"Nanfeng, your fair words are really not fair at all."

Nan Feng laughed and said, "Didn't someone just say that he wanted to prove to Guan Gu that no matter how lame the host is, as long as the wingman is powerful enough, the host can still fly freely in the blue sky?
"So, Ziqiao, are you going to deny what you said, or admit that your wingman is not strong enough?"

Zi Qiao suddenly stopped speaking.

He dared to say this before based on his understanding of everyone present. He believed that no matter what, Teacher Zeng's IQ should be above the normal level.

Who would have thought that this guy would go crazy when he saw a beautiful woman.

Seeing Ziqiao being humiliated, Nanfeng smiled smugly: "Ziqiao, I have to say that your Lü's Spring and Autumn Annals is really not that good. You have been teaching them for such a long time, but the three of them still don't understand anything."

He taunted her, "I think you should just give up on picking up girls, you are just a famous pick-up artist." "Otherwise, not only will you lose face, but you will also lose your underwear."

Ziqiao frowned and looked at Nanfeng. He had a vague feeling that things were starting to go wrong.

He has been bickering with Nanfeng ever since he moved into the apartment, and he knows very well how sharp this guy's tongue is.

What's wrong with Nanfeng today? Why is he so aggressive?

I don’t think I have offended Nanfeng recently, right?

Even the bet they made today was just a normal gamble. Although Nanfeng was narrow-minded, he would never hold a grudge for this reason.

Then why did this guy suddenly become so angry today?
He is now almost deliberately stepping on his own minefield and dancing wildly.

Zi Qiao snorted, "There is definitely no problem with my Lüshi Chunqiu and teaching level. This is purely because the three brothers' level is too poor. It has nothing to do with me."

He smiled at Nan Feng and said, "Besides, even if my ability to pick up girls is problematic, it's not your turn as a rookie to question me."

"Your words are as childish as saying that a guest who can't cook has no right to comment on the dishes made by the chef. If I want to comment on a refrigerator, I have to learn how to refrigerate it first, right?"

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Nan Feng narrowed his eyes and smiled brightly: "I'll leave it at that. The reason why the three of them are so low-level is purely because of your level as a teacher.

"Don't even mention you being a wingman to assist. I think even if you pick up girls yourself, the result won't be much better."

"Are you challenging me?"

Ziqiao's eyes focused and he entered combat mode.

He knew that Nanfeng must be harboring bad intentions, but as an expert in picking up girls, Ziqiao would never allow himself to be ridiculed in this regard.

"It's not a challenge, but it's definitely a provocation."

Nan Feng asked with a smile: "Are you scared?"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was standing by, was confused when he saw that the atmosphere between the two people was becoming tense.

"No, why are the two of them fighting?"

Guan Gu thought of Nanfeng's innocent smile just now and instantly broke out in a cold sweat.

He pulled Zeng Xiaoxian who wanted to mediate the fight and whispered, "Teacher Zeng, I advise you not to go, lest you get hurt."

The kind-hearted Zeng Xiaoxian was still a little hesitant when he heard Guan Gu's words, but Nanfeng's indifferent glance at him made Xiaoxian shiver all over.

Oh my god, what’s wrong with Nanfeng today?
Who would provoke this evil star for no reason?
"Well..."

Ziqiao was indeed a little hesitant when he knew that Nanfeng was going to do something bad, but if he gave in in this situation, he would not be Lu Ziqiao.

Besides, he thought about it over and over again and couldn't figure out how he had recently provoked Nanfeng, this vengeful guy.

Even if Nanfeng took the wrong medicine today and wanted to play a prank on him for some unknown reason, he would definitely not kill him given his personality.

So Ziqiao crossed his arms and asked, "Stop talking nonsense and just tell me what you want."

"very good."

Nanfeng's eyebrows suddenly lit up and he reached into his pocket inconspicuously to turn off the voice call with Youyou.

"If you ask me, you shouldn't try teaching. After all, Ziqiao, you are not cut out to be a teacher.

"Instead of you teaching them for a long time and they still can't learn, why don't you go and flirt with a girl yourself and show us what you can do."

Ziqiao wondered if he had heard it wrongly: "You mean, in order to win the game with me, you actually want to bet me to harm the girl?
"Are you still Nanfeng?"

He subconsciously reached out and touched Nan Feng's forehead: "Did you really take medicine today?"

This kind of behavior is totally unlike Nanfeng's character. He never cheats strangers.

Nan Feng was confident: "Don't worry, I will be the one to pick the girls you want to date. I am confident that the girls I choose are good girls that you absolutely, absolutely, absolutely cannot pick up.

"You definitely don't have the ability to harm her, but your failure can at least give Senior Brother and the others some confidence."

"Absolutely impossible to provoke?"

Ziqiao raised his eyebrows: "You are not going to pick an ugly monster or a heavy tank for me, right?"

"Don't worry, she's definitely a slim beauty."

"Does that mean she has a partner?"

Ziqiao sticks to his principles: "I will never poach people."

"You are willing to poach my people, but I don't want to be a corrupt old woman."

Nan Feng rolled his eyes at Zi Qiao and said, "If the other person already has a partner, I lose."

Ziqiao thought about it for a while, and he said firmly: "Then I know, you must choose a man like Xiaowan or a morally corrupt person like Laura for me."

The smiles on Xiaoxian and Guan Gu's faces suddenly froze.

"That's not the case."

Nan Feng smiled innocently and said, "After all, I'm not a devil."

When Ziqiao saw Nanfeng smile like that, the hairs on his body stood up and he stepped back in panic.

"Why do I feel that your smile just now is scarier than the devil?"

"Stop talking nonsense and just tell me whether you dare or not."

Nan Feng smiled and said, "It doesn't matter if you don't dare, but you should be the loser of our previous bet.

"You can be ready to sing 'Father' in front of everyone tonight."

"Oh……"

Ziqiao suddenly realized that Nanfeng was trying to cheat after all this time.

How can this work!
"Just do as you say!"

Ziqiao agreed in a resounding voice.