Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.
Chapter 400: The Birth of the King of Vinegar in East Asia
Chapter 400: The Birth of the King of Vinegar in East Asia
That’s right, the scene before his eyes was exactly what Nanfeng was aiming for.
I have never been someone who can't afford to lose, so how could I possibly make a bet with Ziqiao to harm a girl just to avoid singing "Conquer" in front of everyone?
And all this is just a small revenge against Tang Youyou.
Who told her to be so loud and go to complain to Yumo?
Obviously, Youyou didn't know Nanfeng very well, as he was well-known for being soft-hearted and not hard-hearted.
For Nanfeng, if Youyou chose to communicate with him directly and say some soft words, he would turn a blind eye and tacitly allow Youyou and Meijia to secretly come over to read the gossip.
After all, with Youyou's gossipy personality, even if the two of them didn't run in to peek, when Nanfeng and the others returned, they would definitely be pestered by her until they knew the whole process.
But if you, Tang Youyou, want to use Yu Mo to suppress yourself...
Sorry, there’s no door.
Not to mention that Yumo is not his girlfriend yet, even if she is the mother of his child, Nanfeng has never been the kind of person who would obey someone's orders.
He has his own ideas, his own judgments, and his own opinions. What other people say is just suggestions and references to Nanfeng. The final choice must be firmly in his own hands.
This was clearly something that could be handled by herself and Youyou alone, but she insisted on dragging Yumo in, as if that would be enough to kill her with one blow.
Faced with Youyou's childish and cute idea, Nanfeng could only teach her a lesson for being too naive.
……
At this moment, Ziqiao felt his scalp tingling. He looked at Nanfeng in astonishment: "What's going on?"
He thought that the person Nanfeng chose for him to chat up must be a very difficult girl, but even if he beat Ziqiao to death, he could not have imagined that Nanfeng would actually choose Youyou!
[You actually asked me to pick up my aunt? ]
Is this an idea that a normal person could come up with?
【This is too perverted! 】
"Oops~"
Nan Feng also shouted in surprise: "Oh my God, how could it be Youyou!"
Zi Qiao: "..."
Mr. Chu, I just want to ask you if you can act a little more exaggerated?
You bastard definitely did this on purpose!
Ziqiao stared at Nanfeng with gritted teeth. He thought about it over and over again but couldn't figure out how he had offended this guy. This bastard actually made such a big deal!
Now he understood why Nanfeng was so sure that he would never be able to seduce her.
It wasn't a question of whether he could seduce Youyou in front of him. Even if he was possessed by the God of Matchmaker, he wouldn't dare to tie the red thread between the two of them together.
If my mother and other aunts knew about this, they would really sacrifice my own family for the sake of justice.
At this time, Youyou thought that Ziqiao had discovered her disguise and peeping, so she quickly grabbed Ziqiao's arm and acted coquettishly.
"Hey Ziqiao, I really want to watch it, please don't chase me away~"
"hiss……"
Zi Qiao took a breath.
He didn't know why, but this normally normal interaction between aunt and nephew actually made his hair stand on end and even gave him goose bumps.
He quickly broke free from Youyou's pull and said seriously: "Tang Youyou, be serious. Men and women should not be intimate with each other, do you know that?"
Youyou was stunned: "You told me that men and women should not touch each other?"
"what happened?"
Ziqiao stiffened his neck and asked, "Is it me who is not a man or you who is not a woman?"
Youyou smiled dumbly: "But I am your aunt."
"My aunt should keep her distance too!"
Ziqiao shouted in despair.
Seeing Ziqiao's abnormal reaction, Youyou stepped back instead of moving forward, and put her hand gently on Ziqiao's forehead.
"I don't have a fever either."
"Do not touch me!"
Ziqiao subconsciously wanted to run away, but Nanfeng just stood in front of him and muttered, "Can this Tathagata Palm really be as heavy as you want?"
Then he stretched out his bony hands towards Ziqiao, and his right hand made a whistling sound as it passed through the air.
Ziqiao swallowed fearfully.
It must be painful to be slapped in the face by a pair of hands made of nothing but bones.
So he turned his head to look at Youyou, and almost forced a smile through his teeth.
"Youyou, you are the most beautiful, most charming, and most gentle aunt I have ever seen!"
[Damn it, I still can’t do it? ]
[It's a sin to flirt with your own aunt. 】
"what?"
Youyou was a little confused by Ziqiao's sudden change of attitude. She tilted her head and asked cautiously.
"Zi Qiao, are you really sick?"
……
At the same time, Guan Gu was eager to rush forward, but was stopped by Xiaoxian and the eldest senior brother.
"You two let me go! They can't do this!"
Guan Gu growled, "This is so sinful. Youyou is Ziqiao's aunt!"
"If you try to stop me again, I'll commit suicide in a minute!"
Xiaoxian and the eldest senior brother looked calm. Xiaoxian said, "Guan Gu, calm down first. This is not a big deal. Isn't it just that the person Ziqiao is going to flirt with is his aunt?"
"This isn't a big deal?!!"
Guan Gu looked at Zeng Xiaoxian in disbelief.
The eldest senior brother slapped Guan Gu hard on the back of his head: "Idiot!"
He looked at his second apprentice brother who was obsessed with love with a look of regret: "Don't you think that these two..."
"..."
“…Is it possible?”
"How is that possible!" Guan Gu said without thinking.
"Then..."
“…” “…That’s right!”
Zeng Xiaoxian could only pat Guan Gu's shoulder in a mean manner and said, "It's okay, Guan Gu, I understand you. You are blinded by lust and you are obsessed with love.
"But please understand us."
He rubbed his hands excitedly and said, "I have seen countless fun in the apartment in my life, but this kind of fun is the first time I have seen it. I can't miss it if I pass by."
Guan Gu smiled silently: "If you want to see this kind of fun so much, you might as well let Zhanbo chase Yifei."
Exhibition Bo?
Yifei?
Zeng Xiaoxian was even happier when he thought of this scene: "Then Zhanbo will have at least three legs broken by Yifei."
As he spoke, he began to dub: "Crackle... Bang... Bang... Ah!!!"
Guan Gu looked at Zeng Xiaoxian in astonishment: "You seem to be very happy?"
Xiaoxian sneered: "Do you think everyone is like you, jealous of something that can't possibly happen... East Asia's Jealous King!"
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Xiaoxian, who loves to give people nicknames, never imagined that this casually named "Jealous King of East Asia" would accompany Guan Gu throughout his life.
At this moment, a white ghost silently placed his hands on Xiaoxian and Guan Gu's shoulders.
"what's the situation?"
The man asked vaguely.
Xiaoxian and Guan Gu were startled by the hand that stretched out from behind. They turned their heads and breathed a sigh of relief: "Meijia, why are you dressed like this?"
"Well... this is a very, very, very long story."
Mijia held a lollipop in her mouth and waved her hand, saying, "But this is not important. What's important is what's happening now?"
She looked around curiously, muttering to herself, "Nanfeng just sent me a message asking me to come directly to you, there is a good show waiting for me to watch.
"Where's the fun? Where's the fun?"
"where!"
Xiaoxian pointed to where Ziqiao and Youyou were.
"What are they doing?"
Meijia said, "I know. Ziqiao must have discovered Youyou's disguise. Ziqiao wants to chase her away, right?"
Meijia, who couldn't bear to see her good sister being bullied, rolled up her sleeves and was about to step forward: "No, I want to go up and help Youyou, she is my good sister."
"Nah."
Xiaoxian pulled Meijia aside and whispered in her ear the whole story.
As Xiaoxian continued to talk, Meijia's expression changed from anger and indignation to dullness as if she had been struck by lightning.
She opened her mouth in surprise and the lollipop in her mouth fell to the ground.
"Oh my god...this is so exciting!"
Meijia began to look around anxiously: "Popcorn, popcorn... Why don't bars sell popcorn?"
Guan Gu stared at Meijia in astonishment: "Why are you so excited? Isn't Youyou your good sister?"
"Yes."
Mika said as a matter of course: "Of course Youyou and I are good sisters...but the purpose of our coming here is to have fun. Who's fun is not fun?"
She rubbed her hands together and said excitedly, "Besides, the fun of good sisters is the most exciting, okay? I can't wait to see Youyou know the truth."
"You two really have... a deep sisterly bond."
Guan Gu looked at the guys around him who were watching the show. For a moment he didn't know whether there was something wrong with them or with himself.
Is it really like Teacher Zeng said, that this is no big deal?
Am I too nervous?
……
At this time, Ziqiao tried several more times, but he couldn't continue talking halfway through those pickup lines and had to change his words abruptly.
This is my own aunt.
Can’t overcome it. Absolutely can’t overcome it.
Even if he could overcome it, if Youyou didn't understand the situation and called back to complain, his mother and the remaining group of aunts would fly over tonight and sink him into the Huangpu River.
"No, I can't do it."
Ziqiao turned around and wanted to leave: "Nanfeng, you can beat me if you want. I'm a loser, but I'll remember this grudge!"
Although Ziqiao chose to give up, it would be so easy for Nanfeng to let him admit defeat.
The person I want to take revenge on is not him, but Youyou, okay?
"I hit you? Did you misunderstand something?"
Nan Feng crossed his arms and smiled.
Zi Qiao's eyes widened: "What do you want to do now?"
"Nothing, but I heard that the Tathagata Palm can be given as a gift, right?"
Nan Feng turned his head and looked at Mei Jia: "Mei Jia, I'll give you a Tathagata Palm against Zi Qiao as a thank you gift, do you want it?"
When Meijia heard this, her eyes suddenly shone brightly, and she didn't even think about what Nanfeng meant by the thank you gift.
"Really?"
"Great!"
Meijia jumped up happily. She looked at Ziqiao innocently and said in the most gentle and sweet voice, "Dear Ziqiao, I will take good care of you."
"hiss……"
Ziqiao was frightened by the innocent yet evil smile on Meijia's face and stepped back repeatedly.
He knew very well how strong Meijia's hands were. Once, she used the power of the Tathagata Palm to directly blow away a 1.8-meter-tall strong man.
With this Tathagata Palm, Nanfeng could at most beat him to death, but Meijia could really beat him to death!
Ziqiao turned around quickly and instantly changed into an affectionate look.
"Youyou, you are the most beautiful, gentle and charming girl I have ever seen."
"what?"
Youyou was stunned when he heard that.
I'm coming
(End of this chapter)
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