Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 401: Incredible Ability to Summarize

At this moment, Ziqiao just gave it his all.

No matter whether his mother and aunts will come and drown him into the Huangpu River tonight, he has to survive the present.

"Youyou, your eyes are clear and moving, your hands are gentle and delicate, and your heart is crystal clear.

"You are... my best aunt."

Ziqiao finally figured it out. He definitely didn't want to be hit by the Tathagata Palm, and he definitely couldn't seduce his aunt either.

If that’s the case, then just delay it. Anyway, Nanfeng and I didn’t set a time limit for capturing Youyou.

To drag, just drag hard.

If you can delay it for a minute, then delay it for a minute. If you can delay it for an hour, then delay it for an hour. No matter what, delay it until the bar closes.

Ziqiao then said a lot of corny words, but he knew how to control the tone of his words very well.

You can say he is flirting, or you can say he is just flattering his aunt.

This is almost the limit of Ziqiao's efforts.

At this time, Youyou had already sensed that something was wrong with Ziqiao.

She originally thought that Ziqiao came here because he discovered her disguise and eavesdropped and wanted to chase her away, but he first said a lot of nonsense about the inappropriateness of physical contact between men and women, and then his attitude took a 180-degree turn and he started to flatter her.

Even though Youyou had a unique imagination, she really couldn't figure out what Ziqiao was up to.

Not to mention that Xiaoxian, Senior Brother, Meijia and the others' expressions and demeanor at this moment are so familiar.

Because this is exactly the same expression and demeanor as when I was waiting to see the show.

Youyou, who was inexplicably beginning to feel a little nervous, didn't even have the time to ask Nanfeng and Meijia what "Rulai Palm" was. When she found that Ziqiao's words were becoming more and more corny, Youyou was so scared that she was ready to run away.

"I suddenly remembered that an assistant director wanted to invite me to film a movie, so I went back to prepare for the audition.

"Goodbye."

Youyou turned around and was about to leave.

Seeing this, Ziqiao quickly grabbed Youyou and said, "Don't worry, auntie. You are a professional actor. You can pass an audition in just a few minutes.

"You stay and chat with me."

[In his inner world, Ziqiao knelt on the ground with his hands clasped together and prayed. ]

[Aunt, you can't leave. If you leave, I will be beaten to death by Meijia's Tathagata Palm.]

"The two of us...chatting?"

Youyou was even more shocked. "What can we two talk about? When I wanted to talk to you about something before, didn't you say that you would rather save time to chat up with beautiful women?"

"Then was then, and the present is now."

Ziqiao smiled flatteringly and said, "Besides, even if all the beauties in the world were lined up, few would dare to say they can definitely beat my aunt."

【If you don’t look at the body shape. 】

"That's true...but shouldn't you go teach Senior Brother Lu the Spring and Autumn Annals now?"

"Uh……"

Ziqiao didn't know how to answer for a moment.

Youyou looked at Ziqiao anxiously. She felt that her nephew was becoming more and more weird.

"No, I better go."

Youyou tried to run, but was held back by Ziqiao.

"Aunt, please stay a little longer!"

Ziqiao squatted down and held Youyou tightly: "Look, the weather is good this afternoon... the weather is good... the weather is good.

"Anyway, the weather is so nice, don't rush back."

long:"……"

She was worried that Ziqiao would chase her back, but now she wants to go back on her own initiative, Ziqiao won't let her...

This is even more terrifying!!!
"Lv Ziqiao, there is something wrong with you!"

Youyou said with certainty that if she hadn't figured out that there was something wrong with Ziqiao at this point, then she would have been Ziqiao's aunt for more than 20 years in vain.

She looked at the crowd watching and said, "You all have problems!"

Youyou asked angrily, "What on earth happened?"

"Well..."

Xiaoxian and Meijia didn't know how to explain for a moment, but Nanfeng was naturally happy to see Youyou in distress.

Only Guan Gu, an honest man, thought for a long time. As he easily lost sight of the key points when he was nervous, Guan Gu decided to first extract the key points of the whole matter in his mind, and then explain it to Youyou in a concise manner.

So Guan Gu said, "Zi Qiao wants to pick you up."

Each of these six short words is the key point among the key points. Guan Gu refined it again and again, making sure that there was no room for deletion in the entire sentence before blurting it out.

At this moment, Guan Gu was actually feeling a little proud. It seemed that he had been learning Chinese very well recently.

Guan Gu's concise explanation indeed achieved the desired results.

"What?!!"

Youyou stepped back in surprise. She looked at Ziqiao, who was squatting on the ground in horror, with the same surprise.

If someone else said this, Youyou would definitely not believe it, but it was Guan Gu who said it.

Guan Gu is one of the few honest people in the apartment and he hardly ever lies.

Coupled with Ziqiao’s strange behavior just now, this is almost an ironclad fact!
"Lü Ziqiao, you are a beast, a pervert, and a bastard!"

Youyou cursed under his breath while gritting his teeth.

She never expected that her eldest nephew was so scumbag that he started to set his sights on his youngest aunt. If she had known this, when his family found out he was a scumbag, the whole family should have joined forces to break his legs!

Break each of the three legs!
"No, Auntie, please listen to my explanation..."

Ziqiao was no less shocked than Youyou at this moment.

No, Guan Gu, you were afraid that I didn’t die miserably enough, so you came here to give me one more stab, right?
In the past, I couldn’t grasp the main point when I was nervous, but now every sentence is full of subtle errors.

How can you summarize it like that!

Isn't this life-threatening!!!
As expected, the furious Youyou didn't listen to Ziqiao's explanation at all. She kicked Ziqiao who was squatting on the ground.

"Explain? You, a guy who has never spoken the truth since you were a child, still want to explain?"

"Okay, wait until I break all three of your legs and carry you back to my hometown in Sichuan, then you can go explain to the people of the Tang and Lu families!"

Ziqiao, who was knocked to the ground by Youyou, quickly climbed up using all four limbs: "Aunt, let's make a deal... Can we just break my two legs?"

"Heh." Seeing that he was still thinking about those trivial things at this time, Youyou laughed in anger: "Okay, I'll leave you one foot so that you can stand on one leg, you can choose between the left foot and the right foot!"

"No... Aunt, you are serious!"

Just as Ziqiao was about to explain, he saw Youyou picking up a bar chair and trying to throw it at him.

He quickly ran away.

"You still want to run? Stop right there!

Youyou was furious and said, "I'll let you pick up girls until you're so horny that you'll even want to pick up your aunt!"

The onlookers were all stunned.

They were originally still shocked by Guan Gu's amazing ability to summarize, but who would have thought that the next moment the furious Youyou would have raised a chair to hit someone.

"Damn, let's play it off!"

Nanfeng rushed forward to try to stop the fight, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

He took everything into consideration, but he never expected that Guan Gu's ability to summarize would be so extraordinary.

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Can this matter be summed up in such six simple words?

"Youyou stop, this is all a misunderstanding!"

As Nanfeng rushed forward, the remaining four people also woke up as if from a dream and hurried forward to explain the truth.

……

“That’s the truth.”

Nanfeng said embarrassedly.

"Oh……"

Before Youyou could reply, Ziqiao said, "I told you that I haven't offended you recently. Why did you suddenly want to do something heavy to me? You are trying to trick Youyou after all this time."

"no!"

Ziqiao, whose legs were nearly broken by a chair, cried out in injustice: "If you want to cheat Youyou, just cheat Youyou, why do you have to involve me?

"Do you know that I almost died at the hands of my own aunt?"

"It's not that exaggerated." Youyou was also embarrassed at this time, "I just gave you a good scolding, and then sent you back to Sichuan to leave you to your mother."

"You are trying to kill me!" Ziqiao cried.

Nan Feng smiled embarrassedly: "The main thing is that Youyou is your aunt. If I really have to choose someone to be implicated by her, it must be you."

Xiaoxian, Meijia and the eldest brother nodded in agreement, "That's indeed the truth. Ziqiao, you are definitely the best person to be implicated."

Guan Gu looked curious: "What's the reason for this?"

The eldest senior brother glanced at Guan Gu calmly: "The truth is that if we have to choose one person to be implicated by Youyou, then this person..."

"..."

"If it wasn't Ziqiao, it would have been one of us..."

"..."

"……idiot!"

Xiaoxian chuckled and said, "This is what they call dying for a friend rather than for me."

"you!"

Zi Qiao was so angry at these disloyal guys that his liver hurt: "What a bunch of bad friends!"

He cried and wailed, "I am wronged! I am really wronged today!
"It's broad daylight, how come one, two, three, or four people want to harm me!"

"Four?"

Guan Gu was stunned: "Isn't there only Nanfeng?"

"Ah."

Ziqiao stretched out his hand and called out their names one by one: "Nanfeng who plotted, Meijia who wanted to slap me, Youyou who wanted to break my legs... and you!

"Guan Gu, you have an incredible ability to summarize things!"

Ziqiao glared at Guan Gu with an unhappy look on his face: "I told you that the Chinese training class on Mars you signed up for was rubbish, and now you see there's trouble."

Upon hearing this, Guan Gu quickly shirked responsibility, pointing at Nan Feng and saying, "What does this have to do with me? It was Nan Feng who came up with this plan to deceive people.

"This is all Nan Feng's fault!"

"I admit that I made a mistake, but it's too much to say that it's all my fault."

Nan Feng pointed at You You and felt very aggrieved: "Who asked You You to tell on me?

"I just came to read Lü's Spring and Autumn Annals, but she almost told Yumo that I was going to inherit Ziqiao's legacy and roam the world like a dragon.

"This isn't just a big mouth, this is just spreading rumors!"

"I, I, I..."

Youyou felt guilty when she heard this. She had indeed exaggerated a bit in order to help Yumo deal with Nanfeng.

But she soon pointed at Ziqiao and said aggrievedly: "Ziqiao didn't let Meijia and I come together, so I had no choice but to do this."

"I?"

Ziqiao pointed at himself in astonishment. He trembled in disbelief and said, "So you guys kept blaming each other, and in the end, I became the victim and suffered the consequences?"

"Forehead……"

Everyone looked at each other in shock when they heard this.

Mijia nodded in agreement, fearing that the world would not be in chaos: "In that case, it is indeed your fault."

She smiled sweetly and said, "You have already been wronged, so it doesn't matter if you suffer a little more."

The others nodded in automatic agreement.

Seeing this, Ziqiao suddenly felt sad. He stretched his neck and cried out, "Oh, God! I am wronged! I am more wronged than Dou E!"

Nanfeng saw Ziqiao's sad face and said with reluctance.

"How about we talk about compensation?"

Ziqiao stopped wailing and burst into laughter.

"Depend on."

Nan Feng laughed and scolded: "I knew you were just pretending to be sad, your acting was so damn fake."

　I'm coming

　　
　
(End of this chapter)