Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.
Chapter 411: Crouching Dragon Dies on the Way Out of the Mountain
Chapter 411: Crouching Dragon Dies on the Way Out of the Mountain
Lisa, who was ordering food at the side, suddenly smelled a familiar scent, which made her female hormones stir.
Almost at that moment, a blush quietly appeared on Lisa's cheeks.
"What does this smell like?"
Lisa asked restlessly, the excitement and impulse coming from her genetic instinct surging like a wave.
Zeng Xiaoxian sniffed: "Oh, this is the signature dish of this restaurant: grilled octopus.
"It's said to taste very good, Lisa, do you want to order one to try?"
"no need."
Upon hearing this, Lisa quickly waved her hand to refuse.
Now the aroma coming from the next table is almost too much for her to handle. What will happen if she really orders another serving?
She didn't want to lose her composure in front of the entire restaurant.
"Oh...then let me order one to try?" Xiaoxian said happily as he took the menu.
As a Fujian native born in the coastal area, he was very craving for these things.
"no!"
Lisa glared at Xiaoxian fiercely, and her subconscious shouting scared the senior brother. "
Seeing that the eldest brother was frightened, she quickly put on a smiling face.
Lisa had a polite and courteous smile on her face, but the fierce murderous intent in her eyes was no less than Yifei's: "Actually, I'm allergic to seafood. When I smell the fishy smell, I have an... inexplicable urge."
She slowed down her speech and said word by word: "So it's better not to do this."
"Ok."
Zeng Xiaoxian obviously didn't have the courage to go against Lisa's decision.
The eldest senior brother suddenly realized: "I'm talking about your face..."
"..."
"…Why did it suddenly…"
"..."
“…So red.”
"Really?" Lisa subconsciously covered her face. Only then did she realize that her face was terribly hot.
When the eldest brother saw Lisa’s flushed face and rapid breathing, he thought her allergy symptoms were very serious.
He asked with concern: "Should I send you there first..."
"..."
"...see a doctor?"
Lisa took a deep breath and said, "No, it's not a serious allergy. It will be fine after a while."
She didn't know why, but she was used to the way the senior brother spoke. She even felt that he was a little bit...
A little sexy?
Lisa was startled by this sudden thought and she twisted her thighs hard.
Damn female hormones!
At this moment, everyone was bending over, holding up their menus, and eating furtively.
Curry Sauce put down his chopsticks and typed a complaint.
[Delicious curry sauce]: Do we really have to eat like this?
[Nanfeng Knows My Intentions]: There’s nothing we can do. Who knew that the person who would come for a blind date would be Lisa? What if she turns around and sees us when she’s free?
[The Little Princess Who Runs Away from Home]: So couldn’t we have just slipped away?
[Fei Fei Fei, the very beautiful giant rabbit]: Are you kidding? We have already ordered the food, how can we just leave like that?
While Lisa and the senior brother were ordering food, Zeng Xiaoxian took the time to look at his phone, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
【Brother Xian is a real man】: I beg you guys, you have time to talk about this, why don’t you help me find a solution!!!
[Brother Xian is a real man]: Where is Ziqiao? Isn't he today's military advisor and commander-in-chief? Come up with a plan!
【Brother Xian is a real man】:w(Д)w! ! !
【Peerless Little Diao Chan】: Ziqiao, Ziqiao...
Meijia lowered her head and glanced at Ziqiao, who was sitting cross-legged under the dining table, bending over to eat with a small bowl in his hands.
That’s right, this guy is still under the table and doesn’t want to crawl out.
She kicked Ziqiao, bent down and whispered, "Why don't you come out quickly? Teacher Zeng is waiting for you to find a solution for him."
Zi Qiao pursed his lips, his mouth full of oil. He took off his headphones and muttered, "It's rare to find a place where Lisa will never find me. I'm not going out."
"Then Senior Brother and Teacher Zeng..."
"Big Brother is only here for a blind date tonight. We are not going to get the marriage certificate on the spot. It will be in time to tell him after the blind date is over."
"As for Teacher Zeng..."
Zi Qiao pretended to sigh: "As the saying goes: If you walk too much on the night road, you will always encounter ghosts.
"Since Mr. Zeng was a wingman, he should have been prepared for a crash. As long as the main engine and the command center were safe in the end, his sacrifice would be meaningful."
In fact, it’s not that Ziqiao is disloyal. He just watched Zeng Xiaoxian in a dilemma.
This matter was really too embarrassing. He had worked hard to teach Senior Brother and Xiaoxian for a whole week, during which time he had made all kinds of big promises to Senior Brother, made guarantees again and again, and almost told Senior Brother that he could start preparing for marriage.
Ziqiao originally thought that with the assistance of Teacher Zeng as his wingman, plus his own advice, if things didn't work out, these guys in the apartment could still play a role.
This seemed like a sure thing no matter how you looked at it, but who knew his blind date would be Lisa!
Now not only was Xiaoxian, the wingman, useless, but he himself dared not even make a sound.
Even everyone was afraid that Lisa would find out that they had come in a group to see her and have fun, and finally she would vent her anger on Zeng Xiaoxian. Now everyone has to keep their heads down and act like ostriches when eating.
The whole group of people was completely wiped out.
In this situation, this group of people are doing more mistakes than they should. The best solution right now is to hide themselves.
Otherwise, if they were caught, how would they explain to Lisa why so many people were gathered here?
Even if everyone explained that they had no idea the person coming was Lisa, they still had to make the other party believe it.
Ziqiao put on his headphones and whispered to Xiaoxian, "Teacher Zeng, the ordering team has successfully completed its mission. The monitoring team, analysis team, staff team, and gossip team will all remain dormant and silent.
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"The command center is now giving you the final order: you, the wingman, will protect the host aircraft while being isolated and helpless, and help the command center continue to hide. If necessary, you must complete the cover work even if it means crashing the aircraft.
"Corporal Zeng Xiaoxian, we will never forget the sacrifice you made, take care!"
Ziqiao handed the bowl to Meijia and said, "Please give me a pork elbow in soy sauce, thank you."
"You ungrateful bastard!"
Meijia snorted, but still reached out and took Ziqiao's bowl.
Zeng Xiaoxian was struck by lightning when he heard this.
【What order! 】
【What kind of order is this! 】
[The life of the command center is life, and the life of the host is also life. 】
[Does the life of a diligent and selfless wingman like me not count as a life? 】
【Lü Ziqiao! 】
[You black-hearted military strategist!!!]
Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth. He really wanted to expose Lu Ziqiao right now.
But given Lisa's unreasonable obsession with Ziqiao, if I really exposed Ziqiao, I might be the one who would be in trouble after this bastard's sweet words.
No, it should be said that as long as this group of onlookers are discovered by Lisa, I will be the one who is in trouble.
Xiaoxian felt like crying but had no tears.
[Oh my god, why is my life so miserable? ]
[I'm just a warm-hearted wingman! ]
Faced with such a difficult situation, he suddenly had a good idea.
So Xiaoxian stood up decisively: "Ah, I suddenly remembered that the gas in the apartment is not turned off. I have to go back and turn it off immediately."
He smirked and said, "Big Brother, Lisa, enjoy your food, drinks and chat. I'll be leaving first."
[In his inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian is wearing a feather fan and a scarf, looking like a sleeping dragon emerging from the mountains. ]
[He gently waved his feather fan, stroked his fake beard and said proudly: As the saying goes, among the thirty-six strategies, running away is the best one.]
[It doesn't make sense for all of them to just sit there and watch the show, leaving me alone to face the boss brother and the difficult Lisa.]
[In this situation, I am of no use as a wingman anyway, so I might as well run away as soon as possible.]
[Anyway, they are on a blind date, not getting married tonight. It's still not too late to explain to Senior Brother even if I leave.]
[You can do whatever you want, I will leave this place of trouble for the time being! ]
【Ha ha ha ha……】
[Zeng Xiaoxian raised his head and laughed proudly, but he failed to control the strength of his hands and the fake beard he had stuck on was directly pulled off by himself.]
[Xiaoxian felt a pain for a while, then hurriedly glued the fake beard to his upper lip, and then continued to laugh.]
Faced with Xiaoxian's running away, the eldest brother and Lisa reacted quite violently. They both grabbed Xiaoxian's wrist and shouted.
"No! You can't go anywhere!"
"No! You..."
"..."
“…No one can go!”
Zeng Xiao Xian:? ? ?
No, I can understand why the eldest senior brother doesn’t let him go.
But Lisa, why don’t you let me go?
I'm coming
(End of this chapter)
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