Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.
Chapter 412 Shock! 1 man and 2 women hid under the table.
Chapter 412 Shock! A man and two women hid under the table. They were actually...
The eldest senior brother looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with confusion.
He doesn't know the relationship between Lisa and Ziqiao yet. At this moment, the eldest brother still naively believes that everyone's previous exclamations were only because Lisa was Xiaoxian's leader, and he also thinks that Lisa's concern for Ziqiao just now is the concern between friends.
So he couldn't understand why his best partner suddenly wanted to slip away.
Have you forgotten that we are a group of talented and virtuous people?
We are a team.
Even if the other party is your leader and can't let you do what you want, it should be okay for you to sit here and help to calm down the situation and occasionally help me with some cooperation.
You have to know that Ziqiao’s special training in the second half was carried out based on the tacit cooperation between the two of them. If Zeng Xiaoxian leaves like this, wouldn’t all his martial arts skills be wasted?
Besides, Lisa has arrived and everyone has ordered food. You came here for no apparent reason and left for no apparent reason, leaving him alone here. How is he going to explain this to Lisa?
Xiaoxian looked at the senior brother helplessly. He winked at him frantically and said, "Senior brother, I really forgot to turn off the gas in the apartment. I have to go back and turn it off immediately, otherwise something serious might happen."
"No hurry, there is this in the apartment..."
"..."
"…There are so many people, they will close it."
The eldest brother noticed that Xiaoxian was winking at him, but after thinking it over, he decided to keep Xiaoxian to accompany him on the blind date.
Xiaoxian's wink at me simply meant that there was something that could not be said in front of Lisa, so what he wanted to tell me must be something related to Lisa.
But it was just a blind date. It didn't mean that Lisa and I would get settled right away after dinner, get the marriage certificate, and have sex that night.
If Lisa really has something to say, they can go back and talk about it.
If he feels that what Xiaoxian said is acceptable to him, then the two of them will continue to develop their relationship.
If they couldn't accept it, then there would be no further development after this meal tonight.
So no matter how exciting the news is waiting for you, you can wait until the blind date is over.
I must improve Lisa's favorability tonight.
If you brush it, you may be able to use it, but if you don’t brush it, you will definitely not be able to use it.
……
Well, the main reason is that he really likes the Lisa model, and he would always try it more if he has the chance.
What if the two of them...
At this time, Xiaoxian said hastily: "There are so many people in the apartment, aren't they all here now..."
"...accompanying Xiaobu in the hospital?"
He changed his tone abruptly after his eyes swept over Lisa.
Lisa actually began to try to persuade Zeng Xiaoxian to stay: "It's okay, a minimally invasive kidney stone surgery doesn't require so many people watching.
"You can call them and have them send someone back to turn off the gas."
Zeng Xiaoxian deliberately said with embarrassment: "But everyone is in the hospital now. It's not a good idea for me to call them and ask them to rush back..."
"What's wrong with that? The distance between the hospital and the apartment is much closer than the distance between us and the apartment."
Lisa took out her cell phone and said, "If you are embarrassed to call them, I will help you. I remember that Nanfeng and I exchanged contact information last time."
"Lisa, please don't!"
Xiaoxian was so scared that he quickly stopped her. If Lisa made this call, Nanfeng and the others would be exposed on the spot.
Facing Lisa's surprised look, he was stunned for a moment, then smiled flatteringly: "I almost forgot that Xiaobu has pica. He has been breathing gas since he was a child."
Xiaoxian comforted Lisa and put down the phone: "Just think about it, when Ziqiao comes to 3601 after the operation and smells his favorite gas all over the room, how happy he will be then."
"ah?!!"
Lisa's eyes showed deep shock. She frowned and swallowed in disbelief: "Xiaobu has this habit?"
Xiaoxian clapped his hands and said, "It's because he has inhaled too much gas since he was a child, so he has a bad memory and has kidney stones at such a young age."
"Ok."
Lisa nodded hesitantly, she muttered to herself: I didn't expect Xiaobu to have such a unique taste. No wonder he changed his taste and fell in love with that yellow-haired flat girl. "
"But this pica is too harmful to the body."
"Depend on!"
Ziqiao, who was sitting under the table chewing on a pork elbow, heard Xiaoxian's slander against him and muttered in a low voice, "Teacher Zeng, that bastard, is slandering me again!"
Although he doesn't want to have anything to do with Lisa, she is his ex-girlfriend after all. You will die if you try to save face in front of her!
When Mika heard Lisa's words from the headphones, she was struck by lightning and the chopsticks in her hand fell onto the table.
She widened her eyes, lowered her voice, gritted her teeth and spoke word by word: "A yellow-haired girl is a yellow-haired girl, and a flat! Flat! Girl..."
"Sister Meijia, calm down, calm down." Curry Sauce on the side whispered.
"Calm down? I'm not calm at all!"
Mika was so angry that she gritted her teeth.
Who is this old woman calling the yellow-haired flat girl!
She has been secretly using Xiao Hei's breast enhancement secret recipe, and now her breast circumference has increased by a full centimeter!
A full centimeter!
In just half a year, her bust circumference has increased by one centimeter. What will happen in another three years?
Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don’t bully young girls into poverty!
The more Mika thought about it, the angrier she became. In the end, she did not wait until three years later to prove herself with her figure, but instead yelled excitedly.
"I'm going to fight this old woman tonight... wuwuwu..."
Curry Sauce quickly covered Meijia's mouth. Seeing Lisa turning her head to look at her after hearing the sound, she simply hid under the table with Meijia.
Curry Sauce held Mika in his arms with one hand and covered her mouth, while at the same time tightly controlling her excessive actions.
Although Curry Sauce is young, she is tall, has a big frame, eats a lot, and is the strongest girl in the apartment (Yifei is not a girl, she is a monster).
In this way, she managed to restrain Mika who was fighting desperately with Lisa with just one hand.
At this time, Ziqiao was holding the braised pork elbow and was about to continue eating it, but suddenly two people came under the table. He was so scared that his hands shook and the braised pork elbow fell directly onto his crotch.
"Fuck, my pants... wuwuwu..."
Ziqiao cursed subconsciously, and Curry Sauce instinctively stretched out his other hand to cover Ziqiao's mouth.
Fortunately, there were only three people sitting at the table, otherwise she might have to grow an extra hand.
As soon as she covered Ziqiao's mouth, she felt something was wrong. It felt like something sticky was stuck on her hand.
After seeing Ziqiao calm down, Curry Sauce frowned and stretched back his hand. He saw that his palm was full of oil and sauce left in Ziqiao's mouth after he ate the pork elbow.
"Alas……"
Curry Sauce waved his hand in disdain and wiped his dirty hand on Ziqiao's white trousers.
His pants are already dirty anyway, so it doesn't matter if they get a little dirtier.
"Hey!"
Zi Qiao was struck by lightning when he saw this: "Hey!"
Curry sauce you bastard!
These are my trousers! They cannot be washed! They are not your napkins!
Do you know that with the prices in Shanghai, it is very expensive to dry-clean a pair of trousers like this! He looked at Curry Sauce in shock and shouted, "Curry Sauce, you... wuwuwu..."
Curry sauce covered Ziqiao's mouth again.
"Shh!"
Curry Sauce whispered, "Lisa will hear it!"
Ziqiao nodded with dissatisfaction when he heard this.
I'm already unlucky tonight. If I really bring Lisa here, I'll be the one who's unlucky.
Forget it.
Curry Sauce breathed a sigh of relief when she saw this, but then she reached back and found her hands were covered in grease.
"Alas……"
Almost subconsciously, Curry Sauce put his hand on the clean place on Zi Qiao's pants and rubbed it.
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Ziqiao's blood pressure instantly rose, and his face flushed as he said, "You... wuwuwu..."
"Shh!" Curry reminded again, "Lisa will hear it!"
The veins on Ziqiao's forehead were throbbing, but he could only nod.
Curry Sauce breathed a sigh of relief, and then...
"Alas……"
"You...wuwuwu..."
"Shh!"
"Alas……"
"You...wuwuwu..."
"Shh!"
"Alas……"
"You...wuwuwu..."
"Shh!"
……
Finally, Ziqiao looked at his greasy pants with a look of despair.
If the trousers were still worth saving when the elbow fell on the crotch just now, then the suit is completely ruined now.
[My pants!!!]
……
After Lisa finished talking about the yellow-haired flat girl, she heard someone behind her seeming to curse an old woman.
She turned her head towards the sound, but only saw a table filled with sumptuous dishes not far away, but no one was on it.
"strangeness."
Lisa looked at the two of them and asked, "Did anyone of you hear anything?"
The eldest brother and Xiaoxian shook their heads in confusion at the same time.
"No."
"No……"
"..."
"what."
Xiaoxian looked at Lisa with concern: "Boss, you must have been so worried about your work that you haven't had a good rest.
"Look at you. This is the second time you've had auditory hallucinations."
"is it?"
Lisa was skeptical, as her work intensity these days wasn't that high.
The eldest brother nodded and said, "In fact, auditory hallucinations are not just caused by too much work. Sometimes..."
"..."
"…It's also related to psychological factors…"
Just when the eldest brother was halfway through his words, Lisa heard that familiar voice coming from behind her again.
"Fuck, my pants... wuwuwu..."
She turned her head suddenly, only to find that there was still no one behind her.
[No, what on earth are you guys doing at the Curry Sauce table!!!]
Xiaoxian was roaring wildly in his heart, and he had no idea what Meijia, Ziqiao and Curry Sauce were doing under the table.
But he still had to pretend that he didn't hear anything. Xiaoxian followed Lisa's gaze and looked in confusion: "There's no one over there either."
Lisa asked with a puzzled look on her face: "You really didn't hear any sound just now."
The two looked at each other, their eyes seemed to be asking if the other had heard anything.
After a moment they shook their heads and said, "Really not."
"real……"
"..."
At this time, another voice came from behind: "Curry sauce you... wuwuwu..."
The eldest brother and Xiaoxian clenched their fists at the same time. After exchanging glances, they realized that they were fellow travelers who wanted to punch Ziqiao in the face.
[Lv Ziqiao, what the hell are you doing, you bastard! ]
[It would be fine if you didn't help, but you actually made things worse! ]
【Ah ah ah ah ah! 】
Lisa turned her head away again, but this time again to no avail.
"You really, really didn't hear anything just now?"
Her tone at this moment was more questioning than puzzled.
Rather than believing that she was hallucinating, she would rather believe that these two people were lying to her.
I'm coming
(End of this chapter)
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