Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 461 Seduction Plan is a Great Success

Faced with Mika's confident question, Curry Sauce didn't know how to respond for a moment.

After all, her humanitarianism did not refer to any particular country’s people.

Guan Gu clapped his hands. He didn't want everyone to continue wasting time discussing Zeng Xiaoxian's crappy idea.

"Okay, now we need to talk about our plan in detail. Meijia and I have the following idea..."

Guan Gu was only halfway through his words when his cell phone started buzzing.

He took out his cell phone and immediately remembered that he had ordered a bouquet of flowers for Youyou.

"I'm sorry, I have ordered a bouquet of flowers at the flower shop, I have to go get it first."

"Meijia, I'll leave this to you."

Guan Gu put the phone in his pocket and ran away in a hurry before anyone could react.

"Guan Gu...remember to close the door!"

Mika originally wanted to persuade Guan Gu to stay. After all, if she left, she would only be left with the simple Curry Sauce and the useless Teacher Zeng.

But in the end, she still didn't stop Guan Gu from getting the flowers for You You. She just waited for Guan Gu to leave and stamped her feet in anger: "Really, is this our suite or my suite alone?"

Seeing that Meijia was unhappy, Curry Sauce stepped forward to comfort her, “Sister Meijia, Guan Gu just went to get some flowers, he will be back soon.

"You should take this opportunity to tell us about the battle plan."

Although Mika was a little depressed, she quickly cheered up when she thought about the monsters like cockroaches and rats lurking in the suite.

"Our plan is this..."

As Meijia spoke, Xiaoxian and Curry Sauce were stunned.

This, this, this, is this something a normal person can come up with?

Xiaoxian asked doubtfully, "Meijia, are you sure your plan can really work?"

“I’m not sure.”

Mika smiled sweetly, "But there's no harm in trying."

Seeing that the two of them didn’t move, she hurriedly urged, “Hey, I’ve borrowed all my clothes, they’re in the bathroom.

"Let's change it quickly, maybe it will work."

"But Sister Meijia, this plan..."

Curry Sauce was still a little hesitant. Even with her intelligence, she felt that this plan was ridiculous.

"But what but? There is no but!"

Meijia smiled and said, "No matter whether my plan can succeed or not, you have to let me give it a try before giving up, right?
"If I don't give up, I'll be unhappy, and when I'm unhappy, I won't want to cook. Then you'll just have to eat Yifei's meals."

"Change it, change it now!"

Curry Sauce pulled Zeng Xiaoxian towards the bathroom without saying a word. It was not until they both entered the bathroom and closed the door that Zeng Xiaoxian finally reacted and started shouting in fear.

"Curry sauce, you are a real tiger, you can drag me in to change clothes!"

"That's right, Mr. Zeng, you're a pervert!"

The bathroom door swung open and Xiaoxian was kicked out by Curry Sauce on the butt.

He covered his buttocks, stunned and shouted angrily to the bathroom: "Am I a pervert?"

"Am I a pervert?"

"Depend on!"

……

A few minutes later, Curry Sauce and Xiaoxian, who had changed their clothes, were looking at each other in the living room with suicidal looks on their faces.

"Teacher Zeng, do you think we can lure out the cockroach rats by dressing like this?"

Curry Sauce, who was wearing a gray mouse cosplay costume, asked with a depressed look on his face.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was wearing a cockroach cosplay costume, covered his face and said shamefully: "Just think of it as... just think of it as playing with Meijia for a while."

Now he didn't want to see Curry Sauce's stupid look, nor did he want to see himself look stupid.

If there was a crack in the ground now, I would definitely crawl into it.

[Me! Zeng Xiaoxian! I’m a famous host, okay!]

[If my fans knew that I cosplayed as a cockroach to seduce a monster that looked like both a cockroach and a mouse, how would I survive in the future! ]

At this time, Mika, who had changed into a cat head suit, walked out of the bathroom cutely. She was very satisfied with the outfits of the two people.

"Well, you two look very energetic in these clothes." Mika said with a smile.

Xiaoxian and the others were stunned when they saw Meijia's unbelievably cute outfit.

Curry Sauce exclaimed, "Sister Meijia, where did you get this outfit? Isn't there only an ugly patterned cat cosplay costume left in the bathroom?"

"Yes."

Mika nodded. "I originally borrowed these three costumes, but you guys took the cockroach and mouse costumes. When I saw the one-piece cat costume, I suddenly remembered that I had a cuter one, so I put it on."

As she spoke, she put on a headband with cat ears: "How about it, does it make me look more like a kitten?"

There is no girl who doesn't like to look pretty, and Curry Sauce is the same. She immediately said aggrievedly: "Why don't you tell me that you have such beautiful clothes?"

Meijia smiled and touched Curry Sauce's head and said, "Curry Sauce, you are too tall. You can't wear my clothes."

"That's enough for you two!"

Impatient Zeng Xiaoxian grabbed the two "legs" of his mantis suit and slapped Meijia and Curry Sauce mercilessly.

"You two have time to discuss this, why don't you discuss how we can lure that cockroach rat out first?"

Meijia said quickly: "I have thought of a solution, that is, the two of you go to the center of the living room and stand there, making the sounds of rats and cockroaches.

"As long as the two of you make sounds similar enough, no matter if Cockroach Rat thinks he is a rat or a cockroach, he will definitely come out to see if it is his own kind when he hears the sound."

As she spoke, she pulled out a huge baseball bat from somewhere and said with murderous intent, "I will hide in the corner, and I will rush over when the cockroaches come out. They will be scared when they see me dressed like a cat.

"Then I'll send it to God with a stick!"

"Oh my god."

Zeng Xiaoxian held his head in his hands and wailed loudly, "This is an idea that only a human could come up with... This is an idea that only a god could come up with!"

He looked at Meijia with admiration, and his mouth was full of flattery: "Meijia, you are a genius. Compared with your wisdom, we mortals are really ashamed of ourselves."

"Oh, Mr. Zeng, you are too polite." Meijia put down the baseball bat she was holding high with a smile, and said sweetly: "So you guys should go quickly."

Zeng Xiaoxian and Curry Sauce gave each other flattering smiles and stood obediently in the middle of the living room.

There was no other way. Faced with Meijia holding a baseball bat in one hand and cooking in the other, they still had to respect her way.

The two stood in the middle of the living room, looking around boredly at everything around them.

At this moment, 3602 looked no different from usual, except that Meijia had already placed violent tools such as badminton rackets, tennis rackets, and baseball bats on the coffee table.

As long as they can lure the cockroaches out, they will pick up their tools and attack together.

After all, when facing the evil ways coming from the United States, there is no need to talk about any moral code.

"Zhizhi, Zhizhi..."

Curry Sauce has begun to squeal loudly, imitating a mouse.

Curry Sauce was a little hesitant at first, but when she put on the one-piece hat, she realized...

"It's fun to imitate the sound of a mouse!"

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Curry Sauce was squeaking and crawling on all fours on the ground. If an uninformed person opened the door and saw her like this, they might actually think there was a rat the size of an adult.

Xiaoxian, wearing a cockroach costume, touched the tentacles on his head and smiled with a look of despair.

[I am dreaming, I must be dreaming! ]

【This is not true, this is absolutely not true! 】

At this time, Meijia had already lowered the curtains on the balcony, trying to make room 3602 as dark as night.

She poked her head out from behind the curtain and urged Zeng Xiaoxian in a low voice, "Teacher Zeng, look at how enthusiastic Curry Sauce is. Why don't you yell too?"

"Ha ha……"

Zeng Xiaoxian turned his head and looked at Meijia, the sadness and resentment in his eyes were like silk-like autumn rain: "I want to scream, but who can tell me how a cockroach should scream first?"

"Forehead……"

Meijia thought about it again and again, but still couldn't figure out what the cockroach made.

"How about you try singing instead, Mr. Zeng? Just sing some cockroach songs, maybe it will work wonders."

"The cockroach song?"

Zeng Xiaoxian felt his trigeminal nerve begin to ache: "You are talking about Daolang's song, right?"

Mika's eyes widened: "Isn't that singer called Cockroach?"

"What singer would name himself Cockroach!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't bear it any longer and was about to complain to Mei Jia about her stupid seduction method, but he actually heard a rustling sound in his ears.

Xiaoxian was stunned. He didn't expect that this stupid method seemed to be actually useful.

“It works! It works!”

Meijia hid behind the curtain and excitedly urged in a low voice: "Curry sauce, please continue. Teacher Zeng, if you don't sing, then dance. Don't you like dancing the most?"

"Dancing?" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't react for a moment, "What should I dance?"

"It's all right. Just dance like you usually do."

"Jump!"

Mei Jia's angry rebuke sounded very much like Yifei's, and before Zeng Xiaoxian's brain could react, his body had already started dancing enthusiastically.

"what……"

At the moment of dancing, Xiaoxian seemed to understand Curry Sauce's happiness. It seemed that it was really fun to dance in this outfit.

Xiaoxian danced and twisted his hips. He became more and more excited and happy as he danced, and he even hummed a little tune while dancing.

"If you are the firebird, I must be the flame, illuminating you and embracing you..."

At this moment, Zhanbo opened the door of Room 3602 and asked, "Teacher Zeng, my sister asked if you want to eat fried eggs..."

He looked up in bewilderment at the scene before him that looked like a riot of demons.

At this moment, in Zhanbo's eyes, there was a gray mouse the size of an adult crawling in the dark on the ground, squeaking.

Teacher Zeng was wearing a cockroach costume, as if possessed by evil spirits. She was dancing sexy and enjoying herself, her hips twisting like a small electric motor.

At this time, there seemed to be an unknown creature in the curtain of the balcony, and her cat ears were moving constantly.

"excuse me."

Zhanbo closed the door calmly, and then the entire sixth floor could hear his panicked shouting.

"Sister! Something terrible has happened! Teacher Zeng has been possessed by evil spirits!"

3602 suddenly fell into an awkward dead silence.

After a moment, Curry Sauce suddenly arched his nose and asked, "What's that smell? It's so strange."

"This is the aroma of the egg fried rice made by Yifei... let's just call it aroma."

Xiaoxian knew it was Yifei’s fried rice as soon as he smelled it.

At this moment, the rustling sound suddenly became louder, and a black shadow jumped out from the hidden corner of the kitchen and rushed straight towards the door.

“It’s out!”

Mika shouted loudly.

Xiaoxian was shocked when he saw the cockroach: "Oh my god!"

There are actually such things as cockroaches and rats in this world. This is unscientific!

Xiaoxian was so frightened by this terrifying thing that was beyond his understanding that he stepped back repeatedly. Behind him was Curry Sauce, crawling darkly on all fours.

The two of them collided directly with each other and fell to the ground.

"Destroy it quickly!"

Meijia didn't care about Xiaoxian and Curry Sauce at this time. She grabbed the baseball bat, closed her eyes and rushed towards the cockroach rat while yelling.

　I'm coming

　　This chapter is quite funny in Pigeon's mind. The funny point lies mainly in the visual expression, so Pigeon will try to see if the illustrations can make the effect better.

　　If everyone thinks it’s not feasible, then we won’t do this kind of thing again.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)