Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 462: Ambush Failed

Mika waved a baseball bat and rushed towards the cockroach rat like a madman.

She squinted her eyes and hit the baseball bat randomly without any plan. The whistling sound of the baseball bat passing through the air made Xiaoxian and Curry Sauce tremble.

boom! boom! boom!
Several dull thumping sounds were heard in succession, and the door of Room 3602 was dented by the baseball bat, but the nimble cockroach rat swiftly avoided all of Meijia's attacks.

Not only that, it was even bold enough to lie on Meijia's feet and try to climb up along the instep of her feet.

"Ahhhh!!!"

Mika closed her eyes and let out a sharp popping sound. Without thinking, she began to kick her legs randomly, just to get this disgusting thing off her.

With her fierce kick, the cockroach rolled 360 degrees in the air like a football, drawing a precise and elegant arc.

The end point of this arc is Zeng Xiaoxian, who had just fallen to the ground and was sitting up and preparing to stand up.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was a little confused by the cockroaches, had just gotten up from the ground and sat up straight when he saw a tumbling black object flying towards him, and its figure was constantly enlarging in front of his eyes.

By the time Xiaoxian realized what the spiral object was, he was already too late to dodge. He could only stare blankly at the cockroach rat in the air getting closer and closer to him.

Time seemed to slow down extremely at this moment, and every second seemed as long as an hour in Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes.

In this slow motion, he not only saw the appearance of the cockroach clearly, but the eyes of the man and the beast were also attracted together like a magnet.

Xiaoxian could even see his own dull face and fear in the cockroach's cloudy eyes.

He tried desperately to dodge, but his movements became slower and slower as the video was slowed down.

Fear and despair gradually took over his face.

"No~~~"

He tried his best to shout "no", but he had just opened the word "no" when the cockroach's potato-sized body hit Xiaoxian's not-so-straight nose.

At the moment of the collision, Xiaoxian recalled the painful experience of being hit on the nose by a smash from the opponent during his badminton physical education class in college.

So many years have passed since he graduated from college, but today he once again felt this pain.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
Zeng Xiaoxian, who had obsessive-compulsive disorder, screamed hysterically like a madman. In the end, he could not stand such stimulation and fainted with his eyes rolled back.

Without even a moment's mourning for Zeng Xiaoxian, the one who immediately rushed to the battlefield was Curry Sauce, who got up and grabbed the tennis racket from the coffee table.

She clapped her hands and slapped the fallen cockroach.

However, the cockroach's ability to adjust was much stronger than Zeng Xiaoxian's. It stood up and prepared to run away almost the moment it fell to the ground due to the impact.

Curry's tennis racket only hit the cockroach once, but before Curry could flatten it, it slipped out from under the racket.

Curry Sauce bent down and chased after it relentlessly, but she was so focused on catching the cockroach that she ignored the obstacles around her.

Just as her second slap was about to hit the cockroach, her forehead hit the corner of the table hard.

"what!"

Curry let go of the tennis racket, covered his forehead and cried out in pain.

"Curry sauce, let me help you!"

Mika reacted and was about to rush over to help, but the door of 3602 was suddenly pushed open. She was knocked back to the corner of the wall and the back of her head hit the wall hard.

Meijia suddenly saw stars.

Yifei pushed open the door and shouted with concern: "Zeng Xiaoxian, I heard that you are possessed by evil spirits?"

The moment Yifei opened the door, the cockroaches finally escaped to an unknown corner and disappeared.

【Ultra War: Out!】

[Gray Rat Curry Sauce, Cockroach Bully Zeng Xiaoxian, Catwoman Chen Meijia: Failed miserably! ]

At this time, not only Yifei, but also Zhanbo Wanyu from 3601, Nanfeng who heard the noise, Yumo and Gu Lan all came to the door.

"Oh my god."

"what's the situation?"

“Is this an animal carnival?”

Everyone looked inside the door and saw Zeng Xiaoxian, dressed as a cockroach, collapsed on the ground like a squashed cockroach, and Curry Sauce, dressed as a mouse, covering his forehead and running away.

As for Meika...

"Where's Meijia? I clearly heard her screaming just now."

Yifei pushed the door hard and prepared to go in, but found that the force behind the door was not right.

"what……"

She seemed to realize something and quickly walked around the door and looked inside.

"Miga? Why are you behind the door? What happened to your head?"

Yifei hurriedly grabbed Meijia's arm with one hand, protected the back of her head with the other hand, and led her out from behind the door.

Mika, dressed as a cat girl, staggered a few steps in a cat-like manner, then murmured with stars in her eyes.

"My head is so dizzy..."

"Mika?"

"Mika?"

"Mika!"

Everyone rushed forward to help Mei Jia up. Gu Lan, who was standing by, seemed to have figured out what was going on with Mei Jia, and she sighed slightly.

"This is the downside of not knocking before entering a room..."

……

At this moment, no one cared about knocking on the door or not. They helped Meijia, Xiaoxian and Curry Sauce to the sofa in three groups. After Yifei's examination, Curry Sauce and Meijia had nothing serious except a swelling on the forehead and the back of the head. As for Zeng Xiaoxian, he just fainted due to excessive shock.

Yifei pressed on Xiaoxian's philtrum to wake him up. Xiaoxian woke up and ran to the bathroom to wash his face crying without saying a word.

"What's happening here?"

After waking up the unconscious Xiaoxian, Yifei couldn't wait to ask, "Aren't you three catching monsters? Why are you dressed like this?
"Where's Guan Gu? Where did Guan Gu go again?"

"You three wouldn't be injured or fainted because of catching a little mouse, right?"

"Just the two of them."

Meijia pouted and looked at Yifei with a look of resentment: "You hurt me."

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"Uh... don't worry about the details."

Yifei continued to ask: "What is going on?"

Mika and Curry Sauce looked at each other and sighed helplessly.

Curry Sauce said: "This is what happened..."

Then she recounted the whole story of changing clothes and catching cockroaches and rats from beginning to end.

After listening to the whole process, everyone looked at each other, with confusion and puzzlement in their eyes.

“Dressing up as cockroaches and rats to seduce cockroaches and rats?
Yumo couldn't imagine what kind of brain circuit was needed to come up with such an outrageous idea.

She looked at Meijia and subconsciously reached out to touch Meijia's forehead: "Meijia, are you sick?"

Mika shook her head: "Except for the pain in the back of my head, everything else is fine now."

"Then how did you come up with such a crazy... such a way to let yourself go?"

"This is the inspiration Guan Gu gave me. He said that many characters in anime seduce each other by pretending to be the opposite sex."

Meijia narrowed her eyes and raised the corners of her mouth slightly: "Also, don't think this method is a bit childish, but it really works. Just now, the cockroach rat was seduced out by the curry sauce and Teacher Zeng."

Curry Sauce nodded silently. She didn't expect that this method would actually work.

This may be because Mika and Cockroach Rat’s brain circuits are in sync.

When everyone felt that their worldviews were shattered, Nan Feng spoke up, "I think we can stop discussing whether this disguise and seduction is useful. What we should discuss now is how to deal with this cockroach rat."

"Yes."

Yifei was furious when she heard that. She slapped her thigh and said angrily, "I don't care if it's a cockroach, a mouse, or a mutant. The sixth floor is my territory. How can I tolerate it being so bold as to seriously injure three of my generals!"

"There are two..." Meijia said resentfully: "I was..."

Yifei coughed a few times and interrupted Meijia's words: "Anyway, let's act quickly. Even if we have to turn this place upside down, we must find this cockroach rat. I will crush it to death with my own hands!"

Then, with a murderous look on her face, she made a gesture as if to break the neck and crush it to death.

Everyone present felt a chill all over their bodies. They quickly stood up, picked up their weapons and prepared to attack the cockroaches and rats.

……

Ten minutes later, everyone, having gained nothing, slumped on the sofa.

Although Yifei just said that she would find the cockroach even if she had to turn the place upside down, there were so many large appliances in a suite, how could she possibly turn it upside down?

No one knew whether it was because the cockroach was scared by Meijia and the other two's seduction and ambush, or because the noise from everyone rummaging through the drawers was too loud, but the end result was that everyone knew the cockroach was somewhere in the living room, but they couldn't find any trace of it.

They even tried it again according to Meijia's method, but the cockroach still did not show up.

Regarding this situation, Nanfeng suggested that everyone stop searching blindly, but wait a little longer and wait until the cockroaches relax their vigilance before delivering a fatal blow.

Of course, his suggestion was unanimously agreed by everyone, so everyone could only pretend that there were no cockroaches or rats and return to their suites.

After all, given the habits of cockroaches and rats, they would definitely not dare to come out if there are too many people around.

Now we can only wait for a good opportunity.

A few minutes later, Guan Gu, holding a bouquet of roses, walked towards 3604 with a happy face. Just in front of the door of 3604, he met Youyou who was carrying a bag of things out.

"Youyou, this is a gift from me..."

Youyou didn't even take a look at it, and said impatiently: "Guan Gu, I like this flower very much, thank you.

"I'm very busy now, just put the flowers in my bedroom.

"Thank you Guan Gu."

Before Youyou finished speaking, she rushed to 3603, leaving only the lonely Guan Gu standing in front of 3604 the door.

Guan Gu lowered his head and poked the rose in his hand in disappointment: "What? I bought this bouquet of flowers to celebrate the 6,000-hour anniversary of my love for you at first sight."

Zhang Wei suddenly popped his head out from behind the door and silently complained, "Six thousand hours is two hundred and fifty days, right?"

"You want to celebrate the 250th anniversary too? Guan Gu, you are such an idiot."

　I'm coming.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)