Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.
Chapter 465: Zhang Yida, a man of steel, can become a woman for 5 yuan
Chapter 465: Zhang Yida, a man of steel, can become a woman for fifty dollars
"Yes, you, White Lady."
Nan Feng nodded heavily: "If Yu Mo can't play the White Snake, Zhang Wei, you are our only choice."
"Zhang Wei? White Snake?"
Youyou stared at Zhang Wei, imagining him pretending to be White Snake and acting with her.
"Alas……"
Youyou shuddered and almost vomited bile.
Zhang Wei plays the role of White Snake, it's simply horrible!
"never mind."
Youyou gritted her teeth and said with determination: "Although it's a bit eye-catching, I'm a professional actor, I can handle this kind of scene!"
"But I can't hold it!"
Zhang Wei exclaimed: "How come I am the only choice to play White Snake?"
He said he couldn't understand: "We are not the only four people in the apartment. If you want to find someone to play the role of White Snake, Yifei, Wanyu, Meijia, and Curry Sauce can all play it."
"Why do I have to play the role of a villain?"
"I'm sorry, Yifei and the others are not here."
Nan Feng shrugged helplessly: "Yi Fei was just teaching Wan Yu how to make egg fried rice, but she couldn't stand the fact that the disciple was better than the master and had to compete with Wan Yu. Now they have run to the supermarket to buy eggs and rice.
“As for Mika and Curry Sauce, they have already gone to borrow props to prepare for the second battle against the cockroach rats.
"Besides the four of us, there are only Zhanbo and Teacher Zeng left in the apartment. If we let them play the role of White Snake, it would be better to choose you."
"What a coincidence?"
Zhang Wei was dumbfounded.
If he didn't know that Nanfeng would never use hearing to deceive people, he would have really thought that this guy was deliberately making fun of him.
How could there be such a coincidence in this world? Isn't this forcing myself to play the role of White Snake?
Yu Mo, who is not good at acting, whispered: "Zhang Wei, I really can't act, just help Youyou."
"But……"
Although Zhang Wei really wanted to help Youyou, it was still too embarrassing for him to pretend to be a woman and play the role of White Snake.
I am the most courageous man in Love Apartment, a tough guy with a strong character. How can I play the role of White Snake in the drama?
"Stop it."
Guan Gu patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said, "Zhang Wei, you are the most courageous man in Love Apartment.
"Youyou needs you now, and we need you too, so don't hesitate any longer."
Zhang Wei sighed: "I am the most courageous man in Love Apartment, but you are trying to drive me to extinction."
"Wei Ge, you better admit it."
Nan Feng pointed at Guan Gu and said, "Look, even Guan Gu doesn't mind acting with you, so why are you still feeling awkward?"
"Zhang Wei!"
Youyou looked at Zhang Wei pitifully: "Sisters love each other so deeply~~~"
Zhang Wei was stunned and said, "No, who is your sister?"
"Zhang Wei!" Youyou continued to play the victim.
"Ugh……"
Zhang Wei, who was soft-hearted, finally waved his hand helplessly and said, "Okay, okay, I'm really scared of you."
Seeing Zhang Wei agreed, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Seeing that the four had reached a consensus, Gu Lan asked them to rehearse their performance.
"The four of you should rehearse your acting. Even if it's a live performance, at least you should know what you are going to act. Call me when you are ready."
As she spoke, she picked up the tablet on the coffee table and began to look for the TV series and movies that Youyou had starred in by looking through her resume.
Although Gu Lan felt that his current actions were meaningless, he still had to go through the necessary procedures.
Youyou rushed to the kitchen to meet up with everyone else. She whispered, "Because none of you three are very good at acting, we will temporarily follow the plot of the Legend of the White Snake flooding Jinshan Mountain, but you must remember to set off me as the protagonist.
"How's it going? Any questions?"
"Ask a question!"
Nan Feng raised his hand first and asked, "What do you mean by temporarily following the storyline of the flooding of Jinshan Mountain?"
Youyou explained, "Normally, the protagonists of Water Flooding Jinshan Mountain are Fahai and White Snake, but now it's my interview, you two can't steal my spotlight, right?
"I might add more scenes to my performance later, so remember to cooperate with me then."
Yu Mo frowned slightly as she listened to Youyou's explanation. Although she couldn't act, she still felt that something was wrong.
Fahai and White Snake had more scenes in the Water Flooding Jinshan Mountain. If Youyou and Xiaoqing were to add more scenes to themselves, it would feel...
It feels like the elder sister caught her husband cheating in a hotel, and the sister-in-law went up and slapped her brother-in-law without saying a word, crying bitterly. She looked even more excited and sad than her elder sister.
Then the flavor of this drama of catching an adulterer has changed.
"Ask a question!"
Zhang Wei also raised his hand and said, "What if I can't get into the role or laugh during the performance?"
"This one……"
Youyou was immediately embarrassed when she heard this. No matter how good her acting skills were, she couldn't make Zhang Wei play the role of White Snake.
I have to think about how to get Zhang Wei into the role. It would be best to start with something that interests him, as this will be the best effect.
What Zhang Wei is interested in...
Got it!
Youyou suddenly had an epiphany. She stared at Zhang Wei with burning eyes and said confidently, "Zhang Wei, as long as you can play the role of White Snake well from the beginning of the performance until Sister Lan calls for a stop, I will give you this amount."
Youyou said as she opened her palm and pointed it at Zhang Wei. "Five dollars?"
Zhang Wei's eyes suddenly lit up with dazzling brilliance, and he said ecstatically: "Then I'm rich, right?"
"No!"
Youyou covered Zhang Wei's face with her palm: "I'll give you a full... fifty dollars!"
Zhang Wei's legs went limp when he heard that and he leaned against the wall: "Fifty?!"
"Then I'll be rich!"
He quickly grabbed Youyou's hand and said, "It's a deal, Youyou, don't worry..."
"Ok?"
Youyou snorted in dissatisfaction.
"Oh, I mean..."
Zhang Wei raised her orchid finger delicately: "Qing'er, sister understands~~~"
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"Alas……"
Yu Mo and the others immediately felt a chill, and Nan Feng cursed, "If I had known you were so easy to bribe, I would have just given you a hundred to buy your integrity. Why would we have to persuade you for so long?"
Zhang Wei turned his head and looked at Nan Feng, rubbing his hands and said: "If you want to give it to me now without asking..."
"Go away~"
Nanfeng spoke in a clear and loud voice.
Zhang Wei instantly went from the ecstasy of earning fifty to the pain of missing out on a hundred.
Really, happiness doesn't last more than three seconds.
【Zhang Wei: Woohoo, my money! 】
"Very good." Seeing that everyone had reached a consensus, Youyou continued, "Then let's..."
"Ask a question!"
Guan Gu raised his hand and raised a question that concerned him most.
"What is the Legend of the White Snake?"
"What?!!"
Youyou and the other three were stunned.
Is there anyone in this world who doesn't know the Legend of the White Snake?
Wait, Guan Gu is Japanese.
That's fine.
Youyou pulled Guan Gu over and briefly narrated the story of the flooding of Jinshan Mountain in his ear.
Guan Gu, who originally had a confused look on his face, was suddenly dumbfounded after hearing Youyou's narration.
"Youyou, are you saying Zhang Wei... this White Lady is my wife?!!"
Guan Gu looked at Zhang Wei with disdain. He now understood why Nan Feng had specifically said when persuading Zhang Wei just now: "Even Guan Gu doesn't mind acting with you."
After all this time, it turns out that Zhang Wei plays his wife and Youyou plays his sister-in-law?
This is too perverted.
At this time, Zhang Wei was still dissatisfied about missing out on a hundred yuan, but Guan Gu actually dared to look at him with such disgust.
He immediately stepped forward, hooked Guan Gu's chin with his orchid finger, and called out delicately, "Sir~"
"vomit……"
Guan Gu couldn't help but dry heave. He pushed Zhang Wei away and patted his chest, saying, "No, I can't get into the role now."
"Guan Gu." Youyou grabbed Guan Gu's hand and said coquettishly, "You won't not help me, right?"
"Ugh……"
Guan Gu sighed helplessly.
There's nothing I can do about it, since she's my girlfriend.
……
I don’t know how long it took, but Gu Lan, who had finished reading dozens of Youyou’s works in one breath, rubbed his brows and let out a long sigh.
To put it bluntly, throughout the entire process, she spent more than the vast majority of her time searching for a few dozen seconds of scenes from appearance to death in dozens of episodes of the TV series.
This is really too quick of a death.
"Sister Lan, we are ready."
Youyou's call refreshed the tired Gu Lan. She looked up and was stunned.
Gu Lan looked at Zhang Wei, the White Snake, who was wearing a white bath towel as a white veil, and Fahai Nanfeng, who had taken off her wig, was holding a bowl in her left hand as a golden bowl, and was holding a clothesline as a Zen staff in her right hand, and the corners of her mouth curled up slightly.
"You guys are...very professional."
She pursed her lips, trying to straighten her face to look rational and objective, but in the end she couldn't help laughing.
"I'm sorry, but I've been strictly trained. No matter how funny something is, I won't laugh unless I can't help it."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Gu Lan covered her mouth and leaned back on the sofa, laughing.
Youyou puffed out his chest proudly: "See, I told you to be more professional."
"Ha ha……"
Nanfeng and Zhang Wei smiled expressionlessly.
"Now that you are ready, let's get started."
I'm coming
(End of this chapter)
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