Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 466 The most outrageous Fahai in history

"Right away, right away."

Youyou poked Zhang Wei, and she stretched out her palm again and reminded him softly: "Zhang Wei, for your fifty dollars you must put it in.

"Remember the Tang's performance rules I taught you just now. Now you have to forget Zhang Wei's identity and think that you are the White Snake."

"it is good."

For the fifty dollars, Zhang Wei closed her eyes and muttered something, and it seemed that she was trying to hypnotize herself.

"I am the White Lady, I am the White Lady, I am the White Lady..."

Youyou looked at Nanfeng and Guan Gu, she clasped her hands together and begged, "And you two, please don't be so lame, please."

"We try our best."

Nanfeng and Guan Gu said in unison.

Gu Lan saw that the four people had already divided into two groups and stood in place. She counted down three times: "Three, two, one."

"start!"

As she started, the expressions of Nanfeng and the other three changed.

Yu Mo, who was standing in the kitchen, quickly put down the wig in his hand and silently took out his mobile phone to start recording.

She had a premonition that today's flooding of Jinshan Mountain would definitely not be that simple.

At this time, Nanfeng and Guan Gu were standing on the left, responding to Youyou and Zhang Wei on the right.

With the simple training in Youyou Tang's acting rules, their acting looked pretty good at first glance.

The four of them stood in two places, one looked solemn and dignified, one looked concerned, one was straightforward and fierce, and one was horrible.

Well, that's what we call each having its own merits.

As the performance began, Guan Gu immediately lay on the ground and crawled on all fours, trying his best to crawl towards Youyou.

It’s a pity that there seemed to be an invisible wall of air in front of Guan Gu, and no matter how hard he tried, he could not move forward.

Guan Gu could only shout, "Qing'er, my lady, this evil monk has bad intentions, leave now!"

Nan Feng, who was standing beside him with a solemn look and eyes closed, couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

Putting aside the question of whether there is a Xu Xian with this kind of accent, which serious Xu Xian would put Qing'er before his wife?

Guan Gu, you, Xu Xian, have impure thoughts.

On the other side, Zhang Wei has completely lost his moral integrity for the fifty yuan that is about to come, and puts himself into the role of White Snake.

He held his belly with one hand like a pregnant woman, and with the other hand he raised his index finger, with his dark little finger almost reaching the sky.

"Sir~ Sir, are you okay, sir~"

Following Zhang Wei's delicate call, Nan Feng's mouth twitched and he almost couldn't hold it together, while Guan Gu even revealed an expression like an old man on the subway looking at his phone.

He felt his temples swelling slightly and he felt a little nauseous.

But for Youyou, Guan Gu still had to frown and speak his lines.

“…My lady, I’m fine, this monk won’t do anything to me.

"Qing'er, my lady, leave me alone. You can't beat him. Go!"

If Guan Gu's previous line was sincere and heartfelt, then this line sounded like he was looking for an excuse to get rid of people.

Fortunately, Guan Gu’s acting skills are not being tested this time, so it will be fine as long as he can carry on.

"Amitabha."

Nanfeng opened his eyes expressionlessly, and his pair of cold and merciless eyes stared at "White Snake" and "Xiaoqing" in front of him like a snake locking onto its prey.

Zhang Wei and Youyou felt a chill all over their bodies when they were stared at by this gaze. For a moment, they didn't even know who was playing the snake demon between them and Nanfeng.

Is this what Nanfeng meant when he said he can't act?

"Jinshan Fa Temple, a forbidden place for evildoers."

Nan Feng's indifferent voice spread throughout the entire 3603: "Snake demon, you dare to break in, aren't you afraid of me..."

"I'll take you!!!"

His sudden shout scared Youyou and Zhang Wei so much that they took a step back. They looked at Nanfeng who was holding high the "golden bowl" in his hand as if to capture the monster. Zhang Wei almost shouted "Master, spare my life".

Unexpectedly, Nanfeng's left hand, which was holding the "golden bowl", suddenly trembled, and the "golden bowl" in his hand fell to the ground in front of everyone, and shattered into pieces in an instant.

"Damn, if I had known I would have gone to 3602 and got a stainless steel bowl."

Nan Feng stroked his forehead with his hand and said awkwardly.

"Keep going."

Youyou gritted her teeth and reminded in a low voice: "Don't stop the show, brother, otherwise we will be more embarrassed than you."

"Oh oh oh..."

The flustered Nan Feng could only continue to speak his previous lines.

"Jin, Jinshan Temple, a forbidden place for evildoers. Snake demon, you dare to break in, aren't you afraid that I will... take you in."

As he said this, he smashed the "Zen stick" in his hand heavily to the ground. It turned out that the quality of the Zen stick made of a clothesline was so poor that the head of the stick fell off when Nanfeng smashed it.

The worst thing was that Nanfeng's eyes were fixed on Zhang Wei and Youyou, and he didn't pay any attention to Guan Gu who was lying on the ground with his back prostrated. The heavy blow of the "Zen stick" hit Guan Gu's calf directly.

"what!"

Guan Gu cried out in pain, and his calf lifted up unconsciously, kicking the "Zen stick" in Nanfeng's hand away.

Nan Feng wailed, "My Zen staff!"

"My calves!!"

Guan Gu covered his calf and wailed, "Nanfeng I&*&*@@@#...!!!"

Faced with Guan Gu's mouth full of Japanese swear words that he couldn't understand at all but knew were insults, Nanfeng could only clasp his hands together in embarrassment.

"Amitabha, Amitabha, the heavens are merciful and kind..."

"God is merciful, but you, a damn bald ass, are not!!!"

Guan Gu rolled over and over in pain, which frightened Nan Feng so much that he quickly stopped him.

There are still fragments of his "golden bowl" on the ground. If Guan Gu rolls a few times, it will be fatal.

Nanfeng first helped Guan Gu onto the sofa, then looked at Zhang Wei and Youyou, who had been stunned, with a smirk on his face.

He didn't know whether he should continue in this situation, but Sister Lan didn't call for a stop, and Youyou and Zhang Wei didn't respond, so Nanfeng could only bite the bullet and continue acting.

"Don't look at me because I don't have my golden bowl and staff... In fact, I also know a little bit of martial arts, so it's no problem for me to subdue you two snake monsters." Nanfeng said as he used his slender hands to show the starting posture of Wing Chun.

"Can you withstand this punch that has lasted for more than twenty years?"

Zhang Wei, the thousand-year-old snake spirit, and Youyou, the five-hundred-year-old snake spirit, looked at each other in surprise when they heard this.

Twenty years of Wing Chun versus a thousand-year-old snake demon?
Or one against two?

Ah? ? ?
Snapped!
Zhang Wei held his forehead with his hand in pain. No matter how much he tried to put himself in the shoes of White Snake, he could not hold on any longer.

This Fahai is so weak!

He, he is not here to exorcise demons, he is just here to make people laugh!

Yu Mo, who was recording the video, was also at a loss whether to laugh or cry. She had just thought that although Nanfeng's Fahai was a bit weird, he was incredibly handsome.

As a result... Nanfeng, ah Nanfeng, you really can't be handsome for more than three seconds.

At this moment, the most devastated person was undoubtedly Youyou.

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【what's the situation? 】

【what's the situation! 】

[I didn't say a single line, how did this story turn out like this? ]

[I haven’t even had time to add more scenes yet, but Nan Feng got there first? ! ! ]

Youyou subconsciously looked at Gu Lan and saw that she had no intention of stopping, and even looked at her with a hint of expectation.

Youyou suddenly had an epiphany.

[I understand. Sister Lan is testing my on-the-spot reaction and sense of conviction as an actor! ]

[As a good actor, you should be able to make a bad play come alive. ]

Youyou was suddenly full of confidence.

When it comes to adding and changing scenes, who can compare to her, Tang Youyou!

Now let's see how I can turn the tide and save the collapsing building.

【Down syndrome performance rules, show time! 】

Youyou took a step forward, put her hands on her hips, pointed at Nanfeng's nose and cursed.

"Hey, Fahai, you bald ass!
"Not only did you throw away the golden bowl and the Zen staff to humiliate my sister and me, you even used such a cruel method to hurt my brother-in-law!

"You are so cruel and vicious, you are unworthy of being a monk!"

"what?"

Nanfeng looked at Youyou who was winking at him frantically, he said "oh" and quickly continued with Youyou's words.

"It is against the will of heaven for a human and a demon to fall in love."

"They can't be together no matter what!"

"Pooh!"

Youyou continued to curse: "What are you talking about natural law, geography, and perverse logic? It's just nonsense!

"You are just jealous of my sister and brother-in-law. Don't think I don't know that you, a playboy monk, secretly keep a scorpion spirit as your lover in Jinshan Temple!"

As she spoke, she pointed at Yu Mo who was recording a video nearby.

"I?"

Yumo pointed at herself in surprise. She obviously didn't expect that she would have something to do in this play.

"Yes, it's you!"

Youyou said angrily: "Fahai, you bald ass, you didn't expect that this scorpion spirit is actually my good sister, I let her come to test you on purpose.

"I didn't expect you to fall for it so easily. Now I wonder if you have any reason to stop my sister and brother-in-law from being together!"

Nanfeng: (⊙⊙)?

Yu Mo: (⊙⊙)?

Zhang Wei on the side stared at Youyou in amazement.

Is there a scorpion spirit in the Legend of White Snake?
What is this?

Nanfeng obviously didn't know how to respond to Youyou's questioning.

Isn't this pure insanity?

Where did the Scorpion Spirit from Legend of the White Snake come from? Youyou, you didn’t borrow it from the Journey to the West set next door, did you?

Nan Feng exhaled a breath of foul air, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Donor Xiao Qing, you have misunderstood. It is against the will of heaven for a human and a demon to fall in love. Of course, I will not knowingly commit a crime."

Faced with Youyou's inexplicable change of the play, Nanfeng could only grit his teeth and accept it.

After all, I am also a voice actor now, and I still have the sense of belief of an actor.

No matter how outrageous the plot is, it can't stop him from reciting his lines!

"This Scorpion Spirit and I... Actually, I am using my own body to calm her down, hoping that she can return to the right path.

"Yes, I am just trying to save her, nothing else."

Nan Feng paused, and then he continued: "In short, we are definitely not what you think."

Zhang Wei couldn't help but chuckle. He hadn't yet pulled himself out of the role of White Snake. He immediately threw a wink at Nan Feng: "Master, you're really good at this."

South wind: (⊙﹏⊙).

For some reason, when he looked at the flirtatious eyes Zhang Wei threw at him, he suddenly had the urge to exorcise the demon.

Yu Mo narrowed her eyes when she heard this. Why did she feel that Nan Feng's words translated as...

We just have a physical relationship, nothing else has happened yet.

Bah! Shameless!
Could this Fahai be Ziqiao’s previous life?

Faced with Nanfeng's shameless excuse, Youyou's eyes widened.

How come this is different from what I thought?
However, at this moment, the one whose eyes were even wider than Youyou's was Nanfeng. He glared at Youyou fiercely, signaling her to stop changing the play.

This drama is already chaotic enough, can't we just follow the process honestly?

　I'm coming

　　
　
(End of this chapter)