Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 469: Zhang Wei was killed instantly

Chapter 469: Zhang Wei was killed instantly

"Wow……"

When Nanfeng and Yumo saw Guan Gu suddenly kiss Youyou passionately, their eyes suddenly lit up.

If I remember correctly, this should be the first time they kissed, right?

In Youyou's words, this is a precious historical picture.

Nan Feng quickly patted Yu Mo's shoulder and urged, "Have you recorded it? If not, hurry up and record it. This will be at least our big news for the next half month."

"Don't worry, I've never stopped recording on my phone."

Yumo first held up her mobile phone excitedly and kept enlarging the scene of the two people kissing. Then she seemed to feel that her behavior of secretly recording other people's kissing was very immoral.

"Will Guan Gu and You You be angry if I record this video?"

"rest assured."

Nan Feng smiled and said, “Other young couples may not like being photographed, but this is Youyou.

"Do you think she would want you to record it, or not, for someone who needs to videotape her confession?"

"Right."

Having resolved her moral dilemma, Yu Mo became more unscrupulous. She simply walked forward with her cell phone and stood next to Guan Gu and You You to record the video.

She had only one goal in recording the video, and that was to capture as many precious moments of the two of them tongue-lashing as possible.

At this time, Zhang Wei seemed to have not yet come out of the play "White Snake". He raised his hand tremblingly and pointed at Guan Gu and Youyou who were kissing passionately.

"Bitch! You two bitches!".

Zhang Wei said with a look of resentment.

"Okay Zhang Wei, don't get too caught up in the drama."

Nan Feng walked up and patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder: "You don't really think you are the White Snake, do you?"

"It's not that exaggerated actually." Zhang Wei responded in a low voice, "But Youyou said that I must participate in the whole process in order to get my fifty yuan.

"Your cousin hasn't called for a stop yet, so I have no choice but to continue acting."

"That's it? I thought it was a big deal."

Nan Feng raised his head and looked at Gu Lan: "Sister Lan, is it almost done?
"Is this audition considered over?"

"In fact, this audition has already ended."

Gu Lan smiled and said, "The reason why I didn't stop was simply because I wanted to see how outrageous you could perform the Legend of the White Snake.

"Now it seems that you guys should get together and perform comedy."

Nan Feng shook his head and shrugged: "Forget it, acting in a comedy is too tiring, and it also wastes the screenwriter's brain cells. Let's make this world have one less bald head."

Gu Lan smiled faintly.

At this moment, Zhang Wei didn't want to continue to play the role of White Snake, otherwise it would be very uncomfortable to keep watching his husband and sister kissing.

He asked: "So can we call a halt now?"

Gu Lan groaned and said, "Of course I can, but are you sure you want me to stop?"

Everyone was silent for a while, then turned their eyes to Guan Gu and You You who were kissing passionately, as if they had eliminated all interference from the outside world.

Well this...

Nan Feng suggested: "How about...we watch it for a while?"

Zhang Wei and Yu Mo responded in unison: "Agree!"

Then these three... four guys who had nothing to do just watched Guan Gu and You You kiss for five minutes.

At this time, Nanfeng's expression had changed from the previous excitement of watching the fun to the boredom of just wanting it to end quickly.

"I was wrong. It turns out that watching other people kiss is such a boring thing."

He frowned and stared at Guan Gu and You You, who had been kissing for five minutes and were still enjoying it, his eyes full of confusion and puzzlement.

"Kissing is just tongue flicking and saliva replacing saliva. Is it necessary for them to kiss for a full five minutes?"

Gu Lan glanced at him and said calmly, "Next time you encounter something like this, don't speak up, lest people hear that you are a virgin who has never been in a relationship."

Zhang Wei chuckled and said, "Nanfeng, you don't understand. Kissing is a necessary foreplay for lovers to enhance their relationship."

"is it?"

Nan Feng raised his eyebrows and muttered softly, "But the foreplay I saw didn't seem to be like this."

"At the very least, Guan Gu should do something."

"Cough cough cough..."

Yu Mo blushed and said, "When you are talking, can you please pay attention to the fact that there are two girls around you?"

"I do not mind."

Gu Lan shook her head and said, "I'm not very sensitive to these things. You can drive as fast as you want."

Zhang Wei quietly approached Gu Lan and asked with shining eyes, "Really?"

Gu Lan raised her eyebrows: "How about we also talk about some hot adult issues?"

Yumo poked Nanfeng in surprise, and the look she gave Nanfeng seemed to be asking a question.

[Your cousin actually has this side? ]

Nanfeng shrugged, indicating that he didn't know either.

Although I have a pretty good relationship with Sister Lan, they can't just talk about adult and explosive topics like cousins, right?
How perverted that would be. Zhang Wei laughed a few times when he heard this, then waved his hand and said, "This is not good."

"We are all adults, there's nothing wrong with just chatting."

Gu Lan smiled and asked, "So what is your job and how much is your monthly salary?"

The smile on Zhang Wei's face suddenly stopped.

"Wow……"

Yu Mo covered his mouth and snickered, "What a grown-up question."

Nan Feng nodded: "This question is indeed very explosive."

The two smiled at each other and clapped their hands.

Zhang Wei, whose weakness was hit by Gu Lan's question, covered his chest and said with a heartbroken look: "I think we should talk about something less adult."

Gu Lan pondered and said, "Well... let me test your brain with a riddle.

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“Excuse me: What is the most popular animal in the animal world?”

"Forehead……"

Zhang Wei frowned and thought for a while, then tentatively answered: "Is it a panda?"

Gu Lan smiled without saying anything, just looked towards Nanfeng.

Nan Feng understood what he meant and started to take over the conversation: "No."

“Is that a squirrel?”

"Not at all."

"Husky?"

"You're telling me this thing is popular?"

Zhang Wei completely gave up thinking: "What's the answer?"

"Stupid." Nan Feng revealed the answer, "It's a hermit crab."

"Hermit crab? Why?" Zhang Wei looked confused.

Nan Feng smiled and made two scissor hands gestures at him: "Of course it's because of the hermit crab. It has a house and claws (money)."

Zhang Wei: ┭┮﹏┭┮
Nanfeng’s explanation immediately made Zhang Wei feel like crying. He could only lean on the sofa depressed and said nothing.

Nanfeng and Yumo both sighed when they saw Zhang Wei looking a little disappointed.

However, this situation may be the best outcome for Zhang Wei.

Although Zhang Wei's record of being seen through at first sight and then being killed instantly by the opponent with just two simple questions is quite miserable.

However, Gu Lan's behavior of seeing through the truth but not saying anything has already given the greatest respect to Zhang Wei, who is very proud of himself.

As long as Zhang Wei could understand Gu Lan's refusal, he could at least tell everyone that he suddenly lost interest in Gu Lan.

Of course, whether people believe it or not is another matter.

Just as Nanfeng and Yumo were about to say something to improve Zhang Wei's depressed mood, Nanfeng was suddenly stunned, and then he immediately stood up and ran towards 3601.

Zhang Wei and Yu Mo looked at each other, and they immediately guessed that something had happened to 3601.

The two of them hurriedly got up and rushed to 3601. Just as they were about to step out of the door of 3603, they heard Xiaoxian and Zhanbo's frightened screams from 3601.

The scream finally brought Guan Gu and Youyou back to reality from their intoxication with the kiss. They stood up and wanted to follow Yu Mo and Zhang Wei to 3601.

But it was not until now that they realized that they had maintained that kissing posture for too long, and as a result, their legs were numb.

Gu Lan also stood up and walked towards 3601. She spoke to comfort Guan Gu and Youyou, whose legs were numb.

"It's none of your business, you can continue kissing."

Gu Lan's words immediately made Guan Gu and You You blush.

……

3601. When Yumo and Zhang Wei arrived, Xiaoxian, Zhanbo, Meijia and Curry Sauce were huddled in the corner, shivering while holding their elbows.

Zhang Wei subconsciously asked: "What's going on? What happened?"

Mika covered her chest and said in panic, “It’s a long story, but I’ll try to make it short.

“What happened was, Curry and I went downstairs to find Xiao Hei to borrow props to kill cockroaches and rats, but we knocked on the door for a long time only to find that Xiao Hei was not there, so we had no choice but to come back.

"As soon as we opened the door to 3602 and tried to go in, the cockroach rat slipped out and came to 3601 without looking back.

"And then... this is what you see."

Yu Mo asked, "So where is the cockroach now? Did it run to the corner of 3601 again?"

"No!"

Xiaoxian said in horror: "We have only just discovered that this cockroach is far more perverted, terrifying, and disgusting than we imagined."

"It, it, it..."

"It's actually eating the egg fried rice made by Yifei!"

"No, it's here for Yifei's egg fried rice!"

 I'm coming

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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