Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 470: Nan Feng Slays Demons and Eliminates Evil (Two in One)

When Yumo heard that the cockroach rat's target was Yifei's egg fried rice, she couldn't help but exclaimed: "How could there be such a perverted creature?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was also unwilling to believe that there were such perverted creatures in the world. The existence of cockroaches and rats was simply challenging the three views of everyone in the apartment.

The most important thing is, it eats Yifei’s egg fried rice, so what should I eat?
Xiaoxian immediately pointed in the direction of the dining table and said with a wronged look on his face: "Look if you don't believe me!"

Zhang Wei and Yu Mo looked up and saw a potato-sized creature that looked like both a cockroach and a mouse eating Yifei's fried rice frantically on the dining table.

As for why they were so sure that the egg fried rice was made by Yifei... of course it was because of the glittering fake nails that were clearly visible in the bowl.

It seems that the quality of the fake nails made by Yifei this time is really poor. The fake nails basically fell off when she made fried rice.

Yu Mo stared at the cockroach rat and exclaimed, "Why can I see happiness in it when it eats Yi Fei's egg fried rice?"

Zhang Wei nodded: "It seems that Meijia and the others are right. This cockroach rat is really the most horrible! The most disgusting! The worst! The most perverted thing in the world!"

He paused, then asked, "But I don't quite understand. If its target was Yifei's egg fried rice, why didn't it come to 3601 in the first place?"

Zhan Bo hid in the corner and shouted in fear: "My sister has the domineering aura of a king. No snake, insect, rat or ant dares to come to her territory and act recklessly."

"Now?"

"She's not here now."

"That's enough you guys."

Nan Feng gave the shivering people a cold look and said, "Now is not the time to talk about this. There are so many of us here, let's grab our weapons and attack!"

"Yes, yes, let's grab our weapons and attack!" Zeng Xiaoxian pushed Zhanbo forward, "Zhanbo, you are the tallest, you go first."

Zhanbo held Jiang's elbow and stepped back in fear: "I, I have to take care of Jiang's elbow, Teacher Zeng, you go ahead."

"How about Meijia and Curry Sauce go first? You guys are more experienced anyway."

"Mei Jia and I have both been there just now. Uncle Zhang Wei, don't you always say that you are the most courageous man in Love Apartment? Why don't you go there?"

"You go first."

"No, you go first."

……

Several people huddled in the corner of the living room pushed each other, but no one dared to take the lead.

Nan Feng didn't know whether to laugh or cry when seeing this: "You bunch of useless people are actually afraid of such a small thing?"

Upon hearing this, Xiaoxian touched his still red and swollen nose, and the shadow of his close contact with the cockroach rat just now reappeared in his mind.

He huddled at the door and shouted at Nanfeng at the top of his voice: "Nanfeng, you are just talking without any pain in your waist. If you are not afraid, then go ahead."

"Nonsense, if I can go up, I don't need you guys!"

Nan Feng showed no fear on his face, but his body retreated silently: "As long as it doesn't have hair on its body and is just a larger cockroach, I will kill it even if it is a cockroach bully!"

Zhang Wei said unconvincedly: "Of course you can say whatever you want about hypothetical questions."

"Then I'll say one more thing."

Nan Feng raised his lips slightly, and said gloatingly: "If Yifei comes back later and sees that the fried rice she made was ruined by cockroaches and rats, and we all just watch and do nothing...

"hehe."

He clicked his tongue, looking fearless: "Anyway, Yifei knows that I have a psychological disorder, she definitely can't blame me, as for you...

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk."

As soon as Nan Feng finished speaking, the panic atmosphere in 3601 stagnated and everyone suddenly became quiet.

Are cockroaches scary?

terrible.

But it is definitely not as scary as Hu Yifei!
The crowd, who understood this, shouted angrily, "Get your weapons! Get your weapons! Let's fight this cockroach rat today!"

Then they swarmed to 3602 and brought the tools that Meijia and the others had used, such as baseball bats, tennis rackets, and rolling pins, and were determined to fight the cockroaches to the death.

Today, either they deal with the cockroaches and rats, or Hu Yifei deals with them. There is absolutely no third option.

Except for Nanfeng who had a psychological disorder and Gu Lan who took over the care of the pork elbow, the others took tools and moved forward carefully, step by step.

At this time, the cockroach was still eating the egg fried rice made by Yifei unscrupulously. I don’t know why, but this egg fried rice seemed to have a fatal attraction to it.

Even though the cockroach rat had sensed the approach of people, it was still unwilling to escape, or even if it wanted to escape, it would wait until the last moment to eat.

Everyone was getting closer and closer to the cockroach, and they could even see the ecstasy flashing in its cloudy eyes.

People usually only see this kind of excitement when Curry Sauce eats delicious food. Every time they see the happiness in Curry Sauce's eyes, they feel that their appetite also improves a lot.

But now this expression actually appeared in the eyes of a cockroach, which was too eye-catching.

Everyone who was already very close to the cockroaches and rats suppressed the discomfort in their hearts. They looked at each other, nodded, and silently counted down to three, two, one in their hearts.

"Go on!"

Everyone shouted and rushed forward, using baseball bats, tennis rackets, rolling pins... all kinds of weapons were used together, aiming directly for the cockroach's head!

Bang bang bang bang!
There were continuous knocking sounds, but the cockroach rat nimbly jumped off the table before the stick hit it.

"Squeak!"

The cockroach rat made an angry sound, and it seemed very unhappy with these people for disturbing it while eating fried rice.

Under the terrified gaze of the crowd, the cockroach rat's eyes slowly turned red. The furious cockroach rat did not retreat but instead rushed forward, directly towards the crowd holding tools.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

Although everyone was armed with sharp weapons and could chop open the cockroach's head if they got the chance, when they saw such an ugly and scary cockroach rushing towards them with red eyes, how could they think calmly?

Everyone screamed and fled in all directions in panic.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was being chased relentlessly by the cockroach rat as its first target, wailed, "Why is it chasing me?"

"Maybe it's because you have the syrup."

Nanfeng, who was hiding in a corner watching the fight, still had the mood to tease Xiaoxian, but Zeng Xiaoxian, who was running away in fear, had no intention of paying any attention to Nanfeng.

As he ran, he looked for help to the people around him.

"Don't just look at me, save me!"

The kind-hearted Zhan Bo couldn't bear it, so he took out his badminton racket and badminton, calculated the movement trajectory of the cockroach in an instant, and then made a violent smash.

Unfortunately, as a living creature, the movement trajectory of cockroaches is not fixed.

The cockroach rat twisted sideways and directly avoided Zhanbo's violent smash, and even shifted its attention to Zhanbo.

The cockroach's running trajectory formed a strange arc, and it rushed towards Zhan Bo with red eyes.

"Help!"

Zhanbo dropped his badminton racket in panic and started to run away: "Sister, come back quickly and save me!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had escaped from the pursuit of cockroaches and rats, leaned back on the sofa and let out a long sigh. He gave Zhanbo a thumbs up.

"Zhanbo, good brother!"

"Teacher Zeng, it's so unlucky to be your good brother!"

Zhanbo ran, feeling so aggrieved that he was about to cry.

Nanfeng leaned against the corner, looking at the six people in the suite who were chased away by a tiny cockroach. He felt angry and amused at the same time.

If he had any way to get rid of cockroaches and rats from a distance, he would let these guys see what it means to get rid of them with ruthless hands!

Nanfeng was just thinking about this when he saw the cockroach suddenly turn a corner for no apparent reason and run straight towards him.

He was startled and stepped back subconsciously.

But Nanfeng was now leaning against the angle between the door of 3601 and the balcony, with nowhere to retreat.

As for moving forward...

If he dared to move towards the cockroaches, why would he hide in the corner and dare not move?

At this moment, a rare look of panic appeared on Nanfeng's face. He huddled in the corner, and his left hand began to ache again.

Time seemed to slow down extremely at this moment, and every second seemed extremely long to Nanfeng.

In this slow motion shot, he imprinted the appearance of the cockroach deeply in his eyes.

The gazes of the man and the beast were drawn together like magnets. Nanfeng could even see his own panic-stricken face in those scarlet rat eyes.

Just when Nanfeng was in a dilemma, the pork elbow in Gu Lan's arms suddenly jumped down and stood between the cockroach and Nanfeng.

It raised one of its front paws high and slapped the head of the cockroach rat that was rushing towards it.

[You are fucking called a cockroach rat! ]

Bang!
At the same time, everyone imagined the sound of swords clashing. They stared with wide eyes as Jiang Elbow hit the cockroach rat so hard that it became dizzy. The originally scarlet and ferocious eyes were now filled with confusion.

【Who am I? Where am I? 】

【What just happened? 】

"Wang!"

Jiang Elbow let out a cry and continued to raise his front paw to give the cockroach a slap.

[Little brother, don't you see whose territory this is? ]

[Your head must be buzzing now. ]

The two heavy blows from Jiang Elbow completely destroyed the cockroach's ferocity. It immediately ran away with its head covered, trying to hide in a small corner.

It's a pity that its opponent this time is not a group of "giants" who are strong but not agile enough and cowardly, but an all-round crushing player like Jiang Elbow who is stronger, faster, has sharper claws and is smarter than it.

So in the shocked eyes of everyone, Jiang Elbow chased the cockroaches and rats all the way and beat them up if they disagreed with him, even without saying a word.

I will beat you even if I like you, and you deserve to be beaten even more if I dislike you.

In short, it’s just fighting, fighting, fighting, fighting!
If Meijia hadn't taught Jiang Houzi not to bite anything except the food in the rice bowl, then this cockroach rat would not have been beaten so badly that it ran away. Zhang Wei exclaimed: "Is this the legendary dog ​​trying to catch a rat?"

Everyone looked at Meijia in unison, and Yumo asked directly: "Meijia, did you teach this too?"

Meijia pulled the corner of her mouth, and there was a hint of grievance in her voice: "If I knew that Jiang Houzi had this skill, I would have let him do it the first time I caught cockroaches and rats."

She was worried that the pork elbow would be bullied by cockroaches and rats, so she didn't dare to bring it back to 3602. Unexpectedly, it turned out to be the hidden boss.

Everyone watched as Jiang Elbow beat the cockroaches and made them flee in panic, and then they remembered how the six of them had just been chased by the cockroaches and had to flee in panic. Everyone suddenly felt that they were completely ashamed.

After all this time, they are still no match for a dog?

It's shameful. Really shameful.

Just when the six people were feeling very embarrassed, the one-sided situation before them was reversed.

The cockroach took a leap, and then...it really flew in the air.

"what?"

Everyone exclaimed in unison: "This thing can fly?!!"

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Zeng Xiaoxian screamed in horror: "No, this cockroach rat is sick! If it can fly, why does it have to be beaten like this before it can fly?"

Zhanbo closed his eyes and hid behind Yumo, explaining: "Cockroaches are originally a kind of insect that can fly but is not suitable for long-term flight, not to mention that the cockroach rat is half cockroach and half rat in physiological structure, so its willingness to fly and long-term flying ability are even worse.

"If it hadn't been so angry after being hit by the elbow, I think it would rather hide in a corner than fly."

Xiaoxian was stunned when he heard this: "What is this? The boss has started the second stage?!!"

As the boss cockroach rat started the second stage, the battle situation, which had originally been greatly tilted in favor of Jiang Elbow, was instantly reversed.

As we all know, it is very reasonable for the flying type to restrain the ground type.

The cockroach rat, which had gained air superiority, pursued and attacked the pork elbow relentlessly, and its attack was much more ruthless than that of the pork elbow just now.

Mika couldn't hold back when she saw Jiangzhuo being bullied. She clenched the baseball bat and rushed forward, cursing.

"I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!"

"If you dare to bully my dog, I will fight you!"

Everyone looked at each other, picked up their weapons and rushed forward.

How can we tolerate our own dog being bullied by outsiders in our own territory?

It's up to the owner to beat the dog!

Six people rushed up with tools in hand, trying to beat the cockroach to death with sticks. However, when the cockroach was running on the ground before, the six of them couldn't do anything about it, let alone it was flying in the sky now.

The more the six of them were driving away cockroaches and rats in the living room, the bigger the mess.

Because they not only have to keep track of the flying locations of cockroaches and rats, but also have to be careful of the people around them who may be attacking them indiscriminately.

The cockroaches and rats in the air were not hit at all, but Zhanbo and Xiaoxian were accidentally hit several times by Meijia and Curry Sauce beside them.

In such chaos, no one except Gu Lan noticed that Nanfeng had sneaked back to 3603 alone.

More than half a minute passed, and everyone was still helpless against the cockroaches. They were now waving their weapons around just to protect the pork elbow from the cockroaches' revenge.

Yu Mo couldn't help but wail, "Are we going to keep dragging this on until Yi Fei comes back?"

"maybe."

Zhanbo analyzed rationally: "The cockroach rat can't keep flying like this. When it runs out of energy and falls to the ground, that will be our chance."

Yu Mo became more depressed after hearing Zhanbo's analysis: "How long can we wait? It just finished eating the egg fried rice made by Yifei!"

Just when everyone was waiting for Yifei to come back from the supermarket, their savior finally arrived.

But that person was not Yifei.

"Everyone get out of the way!"

Nanfeng's loud shout made everyone step back subconsciously.

Under everyone's shocked gaze, a long clothesline with a whistling sound was swung towards the cockroach rat in mid-air.

With a snap, the cockroach was hit by the clothesline and flew directly onto the wall.

Nanfeng, who returned from 3603, held a two-meter-long clothes-drying pole called "Zen stick" in one hand and an upgraded stainless steel washbasin called "Golden Bowl" in the other, and stood solemnly in the living room.

"What did I say before?"

Nan Feng thought about it and said in a very childish way: "Love Apartment, a forbidden place for evildoers."

"Cockroach spirit? Rat spirit? Cockroach rat spirit?"

He coughed awkwardly a few times, then continued, "Anyway, if you dare to break in, you monster, I'll take you in!"

"south wind?!!"

Everyone cried out in horror.

Zhang Wei subconsciously asked, "Master Fahai, don't you say you can't let furry things get too close to you?"

Yu Mo poked Zhang Wei with amusement: "You haven't finished your role yet?"

"… a little bit."

Nan Feng slammed the "Zen stick" in his hand heavily on the ground. He followed Zhang Wei's words and said, "So I specially found an extended version of the Zen stick. If it can get within two meters of me, I will go home and start learning the horse stance again!"

Xiaoxian looked at the cockroach rat that rolled from the wall to the ground and whose life or death was unknown and asked: "Is it dead now?"

"No, it's not that easy to die with the double defense of fur and shell."

"And I showed mercy. Otherwise it would have stuck to the wall, with blood and internal organs splattered everywhere. Who would have cleaned up after that?"

As he spoke, he quickly stepped forward and used a stick to poke at the cockroach, whose life or death was unknown.

Nanfeng flicked the stick lightly, and the cockroach that pretended to be dead took off from the spot and stumbled towards the open door of 3601.

"south wind!"

Everyone shouted nervously.

This cockroach not only holds a grudge, but can even fake its own death. It can only be described as insidious and cunning.

If we let it run away, I'm afraid we won't be able to sleep well anymore.

Nan Feng narrowed his eyes slightly and smiled brightly.

He slowly opened his mouth and a deafening roar like thunder burst out from his throat.

That’s right, this is the legendary Buddhist Lion’s Roar!
"Meow~"

The cockroach in the air was suddenly frightened by the horrible "lion's roar" and froze. It even forgot how to fly and fell straight to the ground.

When it came to its senses, Master Nanfeng's Zen staff hit the cockroach again.

A dull thumping sound was heard, and the onlookers couldn't help but close their eyes.

I can’t watch this any longer. If I continue, I’ll have a nightmare tonight.

Yu Mo closed her eyes and asked in confusion, "Why did that cat's meow sound so familiar to me?"

Curry thought about it carefully, and then said, "Isn't this the cry of Winnie the Pooh?"

"Winnie?" Yu Mo, who has a poor memory, has no impression of this name at all.

"It's the Winnie in Winnie the Pooh town, the cat god of war in the cat cafe. If I were a mouse, I would be scared when I heard its cry."

"It's done."

Following Nanfeng's call, everyone slowly opened their eyes.

Nanfeng had already picked up the stainless steel basin in his hand with a stick and covered the cockroaches that had completely stopped moving.

"I said the gold bowl should be replaced with a stainless steel one so it will be more useful."

Nan Feng clapped his hands and raised his eyebrows proudly at everyone: "What I just said, if I can go up, do I need you guys?

"Well, are you convinced now?"

Everyone looked at the stainless steel basin on the ground, and it seemed that they could see the cockroach with its head smashed through the basin.

If it hadn't rushed forward to scare Nanfeng just now, it wouldn't have been beaten like this.

How miserable.

Everyone said in unison: "We are convinced."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Nanfeng put his hands on his hips and laughed loudly in a very exaggerated manner.

Then he suddenly thought of something and took a few steps forward towards the pork elbow.

Nanfeng squatted down and stretched out his left fist to Jiangzhuo: "Thank you for your help just now, you deserve half the credit for slaying the demons.

"Wang?"

Jiang Elbow hesitated for a while, then walked towards Nanfeng step by step. It cautiously stretched out its front paws and bumped fists with Nanfeng.

"Pleasant to work with."

Nan Feng touched Jiang Elbow's head and said with a bright smile: "You are much cuter than Cockroach Rat."

"Wang!"

Jiang Elbow nodded as a matter of course.

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