Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 471 Are You the Lost Little White Rabbit?

Chapter 471 Are You the Lost Little White Rabbit?
Everyone stared at the scene in front of them with wide eyes in amazement.

Nanfeng is actually touching Jiang Elbow's head?
Normally, they would rather avoid each other when they see each other, but now they can get together?

Anything outrageous could happen today.

Yu Mo asked in surprise: "Nanfeng, you can touch furry things now."

"uncertain."

Nan Feng shook his head: "Actually, I am still quite resistant in my heart, but when I think of that cockroach rat, I feel that Jiang Houzi is really handsome and charming."

Yu Mo exclaimed in surprise.

Aren’t the words "handsome" and "charming" a bit too perverted to use here?
And you never seem to praise me like this.

Zhan Bo silently stepped forward and kicked the stainless steel basin on the ground. Seeing that there was no reaction inside, he felt relieved: "By the way, how should we deal with the body of this cockroach rat now?"

Nan Feng thought for a moment and replied, "Who knows what this mutant has on its body. I would just throw it into a basin, pour gasoline on it and burn it."

"What if it becomes more fragrant the longer it is roasted?" Curry Sauce asked subconsciously.

Everyone was struck by lightning and stared at the curry sauce in disbelief.

What to do if it becomes more fragrant the more it is roasted?
What else can I do?
You can't just sprinkle some cumin powder and honey on it and start eating.

Nan Feng stood up and tapped Curry Sauce's head: "What's the matter? Do you still want to taste the barbecued cockroaches and rats?"

Curry covered his head and smiled innocently: "I just said it casually."

Nanfeng waved his hands, too lazy to complain about this little foodie anymore.

He went on to say, "Not only the dead bodies of the cockroaches and rats, but also the fried rice on the table that Yifei had to be disposed of, the table had to be wiped again, and the sofa cover that it had just crawled on had better be cleaned as well.

"By the way, Meijia, I think Jiang Pork Knuckle seems to have been bitten by cockroaches and rats. You'd better take it to the veterinary hospital for a physical examination later."

"Yeah."

Before Meijia could respond, Zeng Xiaoxian, who had a mysophobia, followed Nanfeng's words and said, "I think not only Jiang Elbow should get a physical examination, but we should all get one. After all, no one knows whether there are any germs in the air of 3601 and 3602."

Xiaoxian's eyes suddenly lit up, and he suggested, "Why don't we just clean and disinfect the entire sixth floor inside and out."

The others wailed upon hearing this: "Another big cleanup?"

Even Nanfeng, who also has a mysophobia, thinks that Mr. Zeng's idea is a bit unnecessary. If there really were any germs on the cockroach that could survive in the air for a long time and were easily infected, the people in the shabby apartment would have suffered long ago, and it would not be their turn to suffer.

Just when Nanfeng was about to discuss with Xiaoxian whether a thorough cleaning and disinfection were necessary, Yifei and Wanyu came back with a large bag of eggs and rice.

"Hey, why are you all here?"

Yifei looked up in confusion at first, then ordered without thinking: "Since you are here, don't leave. Wanyu and I are going to compete to see whose egg fried rice is better. All of you come and be the judges."

It would have been fine if she didn't mention the fried rice. As soon as she mentioned it, everyone thought of the cockroach that had just climbed onto the table and was wolfing down the fried rice.

"vomit……"

Everyone couldn't help but dry heave. They felt that they didn't want to eat fried rice with egg for at least the next month.

"Hey!" Yifei's face suddenly darkened, "What do you mean?"

"Sister, this matter is very complicated..."

Just as Zhanbo was about to explain to Yifei, he caught a glimpse of Wanyu holding eggs and curiously lifting the stainless steel basin on the ground.

"do not want!"

Everyone exclaimed in unison, but it was too late.

"Ahhhh!!!"

Wan Yu was caught off guard by the sight of the dead bodies of cockroaches and rats and was so frightened that she let out a sharp, piercing scream. She stepped back repeatedly and covered her eyes with her hands at lightning speed.

Wan Yu was so frightened at this time that she had already forgotten that she was holding a bag of fresh eggs in her hand.

As she raised her hands high to cover her eyes, Wan Yu's grip on the bag instinctively loosened, and the whole bag of eggs was thrown high up at a forty-five-degree angle.

Under the stunned gaze of the crowd, the whole bag of eggs drew a graceful arc, and then scattered to the ground at the highest point like flowers scattered from heaven.

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap...

This was definitely the first time in history that everyone saw eggs falling to the ground like raindrops, with egg white and yolk splattering all over the floor and the sofa.

"Oh haha."

Nanfeng looked at the living room which had suddenly become horrible. He silently took a few steps back and patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder.

"Teacher Zeng, it seems that 3601 really needs a thorough cleaning and disinfection now."

"Ha ha……"

Xiaoxian smiled miserably. He didn't want this kind of spring cleaning that would smell like eggs.

Isn't this just adding to your workload?

"what happened?"

Wan Yu covered her eyes with her hands and quietly opened a gap between her fingers. She looked timidly at the cockroach's corpse, but was frightened by the cockroach's tragic death and closed her eyes again.

"Why is there something so disgusting in our suite?"

She pouted and asked in a panic.

After a while, Wanyu felt that it would be a bit disadvantageous to just close her eyes and not look. She had been scared by the dead body of cockroaches and rats twice in a row, but she still couldn't see clearly what it looked like.

So Wanyu mustered up her courage again and again to look at the cockroach that was lying on the ground, and each time she was so scared that she closed her eyes at the speed of light.

What stands out is that it is both delicious and curious.

Compared to Wanyu, Yifei's attitude is much calmer.

After all, although cockroaches are ferocious, they didn't even dare to enter the door of 3601 when Yifei was in the apartment. It is obvious who is more ferocious.

Yifei took a few steps forward and frowned as she looked at the miserable dead cockroach: "Is this the guy that escaped from the shabby apartment? How did it get to our suite?"

At this moment, Guan Gu and You You also hurried over hand in hand.

Gossipy Youyou asked first: "What happened in 3601? Hasn't it started yet?"

Zhang Wei said cheerfully, "Guan Gu You You, are you finally done kissing?"

"what?"

Zhang Wei's words were like a stone that caused a thousand ripples, making Yifei and the others scream in surprise.

"Zhang Wei!"

Youyou yelled shyly, and the blush on her face, which had not yet faded, became even more obvious.

She glanced at Guan Gu inconspicuously and let out a lazy hum like a cat.

It’s all because Guan Guqin was so devoted that he made me also devoted myself to it.

As a result, now everyone is watching it as a joke, which is really embarrassing.

Guan Gu, who was standing by, scratched his head awkwardly and pursed his lips subconsciously. The first kiss was still too exciting for a pure boy like him, not to mention that they had just kissed for so long.

Guan Gu now has only one thought in his mind, and that is to do it again.

No, not again.

I want to apply for an annual pass, + let’s get a 20-year package first!

"Oh~~~"

Everyone saw that one of them looked shy and the other looked awkward, and they all started to make teasing noises.

Xiaoxian rubbed his hands and laughed frivolously: "Rather than the cockroaches and rats, I am more concerned about what happened to the two of them now."

"agree."

"Yes."

“That’s absolutely right.”

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Everyone responded one after another.

“You guys…” You You snorted and complained, “A bunch of gossipers.”

Everyone burst into laughter when they heard this.

Yu Mo held up his phone and said proudly, "No need to ask them. I have the whole video here. How about we go to 3603 and cast the screen to watch it together?"

"Okay."

Everyone's eyes suddenly lit up when they heard that. No one cared about the dead cockroaches and the messy living room. They laughed and chatted, and surrounded Yu Mo as they walked towards 3603.

Although Guan Gu was filled with helplessness, he could not help but follow Youyou's excitement to record these things, so he could only silently follow the excited Youyou to 3603 again.

"Sister Lan, let's go."

Nan Feng greeted Gu Lan with a smile.

Gu Lan, who was standing alone and out of tune with everyone, raised her head slightly. She stared at the smile on Nan Feng's face in a daze, and the corners of her mouth rose slightly.

"it is good."

……

Everyone came to 3603 and watched the Legend of White Snake starring Guan Gu, You You, Nan Feng and Zhang Wei with great conversation and laughter.

Uh...now the name should be changed to "Legend of White Snake: It was only when I was pregnant that I discovered my husband's hidden white moonlight".

Naturally, everyone laughed so hard at this epic farce that they almost cried.

Everyone stopped laughing until the scene where Guan Gu and You You kissed passionately. Everyone stared at the screen with shining eyes.

They commented seriously on Guan Gu and You You's kissing skills, and put forward many kissing techniques and opinions that sounded very useful.

However, the truth is, among the twelve people sitting here, less than half have actual kissing experience, and each of them is just talking about it on paper.

Guan Gu and You You were of course very embarrassed to be made fun of by everyone. They lowered their heads shyly, and were silently memorizing the kissing techniques that everyone had just talked about.

How about... give it a try next time?
The two looked at each other at the same time, but then quickly looked away like frightened deer.

……

After watching the video recorded by Yumo, everyone explained the matter of cockroaches and rats again.

When Guan Gu and You You heard that Cockroach Rat actually liked to eat the fried rice made by Yi Fei, they both opened their mouths in shock.

Guan Gu even complained directly: "This cockroach rat...has it never eaten good food since it was born?"

Everyone nodded in agreement at first, and then shook their heads like rattles under the coercion of Yifei's murderous cold gaze.

Yifei raised her head and asked like a proud and cruel queen: "You have a problem with my egg fried rice?"

"……No."

Everyone smiled a flattering smile that was full of flaws.

"Humph."

Yifei slapped her thigh and gave an order: "In that case, you will all be the judges of the egg fried rice competition between Wanyu and me later. Watch me conquer you with my strength."

“I still want to make egg fried rice?!”

Everyone waved their hands and refused: "No, no, we are traumatized by egg fried rice now. I guess we won't be able to eat egg fried rice in the next few months."

"or……"

Yu Mo pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "Why don't we let Mr. Zeng be the judge alone? Isn't he the one who likes to eat egg fried rice the most?"

I'm sorry, Teacher Zeng, if someone among us must sacrifice, it can only be you.

"Why!"

Xiaoxian complained: "I also have psychological trauma, okay?"

"I disagree."

Wan Yu, a contestant, strongly objected: "Teacher Zeng is the most cowardly. If he is a judge, he will definitely side with Yifei. This is not fair!"

Yifei spread her hands indifferently. Before the competition began, she had always been blindly confident in her own abilities: "Then Wanyu, you can find a judge who has no psychological trauma about fried rice and can absolutely guarantee fairness and impartiality."

Curry Sauce said subconsciously: "Is there really anyone in our apartment who can remain fair and just in front of Sister Yifei?"

Everyone was silent for a while, then turned their eyes to Gu Lan standing aside.

"I?"

Gu Lan pointed at herself with a hint of doubt. She pondered for a while, then nodded in agreement, ignoring the looks from Nanfeng and Yumo who told her not to go and die.

"Okay."

"very good."

Yifei said happily: "Then I announce that the judge of our egg fried rice competition is..."

[A big river, with wide waves...]

Just then, Yifei's cell phone buzzed.

She took out her cell phone and looked at the unfamiliar phone number with a little confusion.

Yifei answered the phone and asked politely, "Hello, who are you looking for?"

"Sister Yifei, may I ask...are you the lost little white rabbit?"

The bartender's anxious voice came from the other end of the phone.

 I'm coming

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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