Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 537 A War of the Century is Inevitable
Nan Feng looked at Zhan Bo and asked curiously, "So is it 180 kilograms or 205 kilograms?"

Zhanbo was not sure either: "I remember he weighed 180 kilograms, but... it doesn't look like it."

"Yi Fei" chuckled and mercilessly exposed Yu Mo's past: "She was just trying to be brave and told everyone that she only weighed 180 pounds. I saw her on the scale when she was in high school. I don't know if it was her highest weight, but she must have weighed 205 pounds."

"you!"

"Yu Mo" stared at "Yi Fei" with anger: "You actually betrayed me!"

Yifei shrugged and said disapprovingly: "Isn't this just a question-and-answer test to see whether we have a cognitive misalignment or a consciousness exchange?

"Look, if I were actually Yumo instead of Yifei, I would definitely not be able to say such a shameful thing."

"Yu Mo" gnashed her teeth, looking like she was going to eat "Yi Fei" alive: "You also know that this is embarrassing!"

It’s true, even though "Yu Mo" herself is not good at getting angry, but combined with Yi Fei's body, her angry look at this moment is still quite intimidating.

"Yifei" instinctively shrank her neck, feeling a little scared.

But she changed her mind and thought: I am Hu Yifei! When have I ever been afraid of others!

So the pair of "good sisters" became like two fighting cocks, staring at each other and refusing to give in.

Seeing the situation getting heated, Meijia quickly asked, "Excuse me, what was the most embarrassing thing that happened to Yifei when she was a child?"

"No, not at all!"

"Yifei" denied it without a second thought: "How could such an outstanding person like me have such an embarrassing experience!"

"No, you do!"

"Yu Mo" smiled proudly: "You had so many embarrassing things when you were a kid."

Yifei yelled nervously, "Don't say that!"

"Yu Mo" was startled by the roar. When she came to her senses, she felt even more embarrassed and angry. She immediately retaliated and started talking about Yi Fei's melon.

"The most embarrassing thing that happened to Yifei when she was a child was definitely when she confessed her love to the boy she liked, but he said he had always thought she was a boy!"

"Wow……"

Everyone looked so excited as if they had gotten something big, with smiles on their faces reaching their ears.

If there is anything more interesting in this world than Yifei and Yumo exposing each other's dark history, it must be Yifei and Yumo exposing each other's dark history after exchanging bodies.

When people see their current appearance, they feel as if it is ridiculous that they are exposing their own dark history.

【Hurry up! Do it quickly! 】

【Let the dark history come more violently! 】

At this time, Xiaoxian in a suit suddenly asked, "How long ago did this happen?"

Seeing everyone looking at him in confusion, he simply replied concisely: "Don't get me wrong, I'm asking on behalf of someone."

"Oh……"

Everyone nodded in understanding.

Nanfeng and Zhanbo looked at each other and exchanged information with their eyes.

【Nanfeng: Zhanbo, do you know about this? 】

[Zhanbo: How could my sister possibly tell me such an embarrassing thing?]

【Zhanbo: Do ​​you know Nanfeng? 】

[Nanfeng: I don’t know either... The reason is the same as yours. ]

【Zhanbo: Then we...】

【Nanfeng: Continue?】

【Zhanbo: I agree.】

Nanfeng, who was full of bad intentions, and Zhanbo, who was gradually being "corrupted" by him, smiled at each other. However, Yifei was so angry at this time that she didn't care about the questions asked by Xiaoxian in a suit and just shouted loudly.

"Qin Yumo, you!"

Yifei was furious and opened her mouth wide. She took several deep breaths before she spoke tremblingly.

"You did it on purpose!"

"Yu Mo" made a face at Yi Fei, and she imitated him and said, "Isn't this a question-and-answer test to see whether we have a cognitive misalignment or a consciousness exchange?

"Look, if I was not Yumo but Yifei, I would definitely not be able to say such a shameful thing."

"Good fellow." Zhang Wei complained, "Yu Mo changed the name but didn't change a single word in the other names."

Curry pulled Zhang Wei and told him to be careful with his words and actions: "Sister Yifei and Sister Yumo are fighting now. They are both very angry. Don't get yourself into trouble by accident."

Ziqiao rubbed his hands excitedly, smiling brightly: "I like to see two women fighting the most. It would be even better if they could fight..."

"Shut up!!!"

"Yifei" and "Yumo" turned their heads and stared at Ziqiao with uncontrollable anger.

Ziqiao immediately raised his hands to show his surrender. With a bitter face, he begged for mercy: "Two ladies, please spare me."

Meijia stared at Ziqiao beside her with disdain.

Curry Sauce whispered to Zhang Wei: "Look, I thought they were both very angry right now."

Zhang Wei cast a grateful look at the curry sauce.

Faced with Ziqiao's outspoken behavior and then his rapid kneeling, "Yifei" and "Yumo" did not pursue the matter further, or they simply did not have the time to bother with Ziqiao.

The two turned their heads again and stared at each other, as if a raging fire was burning around them.

"Well done, Qin Yumo, you did a great job!"

"Yifei", whose dark history was exposed, looked at Yumo who was fearless and she was furious.

"Yifei" shouted to everyone, "What are you all standing there for? Ask questions!"

"Ah? Ah. Ah!"

Everyone understood Yifei's meaning at once, and Youyou, who had speech dysfunction, quickly sent the question she had just thought of to Guan Gu.

"hiss……"

When Guan Gu saw the question sent by Youyou, he suddenly felt a dull pain in his trigeminal nerve. He looked at Youyou in surprise, but only got her eager nod and earnest look.

Guan Gu took a deep breath, made up his mind, and said tremblingly: "Excuse me, what is the shortcoming of each other that you can't tolerate the most?"

Everyone looked at Guan Gu in horror. Besides shock and disbelief, there was also a hint of admiration in their eyes.

【Guangu, ah, Guanu, you are really great. 】

[We just want to hear about their dark history and have some fun.]

[You are really stepping on the gas pedal towards World War III! ]

Sure enough, when "Yifei" and "Yumo" heard such a question, they both let out terrifying weird laughs.

"Yumo is sloppy! She's a nympho! She can't even walk when she sees a handsome guy! When she was in high school, she even secretly made a ranking list of all the boys in the school!"

"Wow……"

Everyone's eyes lit up when they heard this. Even Xiao Hei, who had originally just wanted to use the test to protect his shaky worldview, couldn't help but grinning foolishly at this moment.

"Appearance ranking list?"

Nan Feng crossed his arms and looked at Yu Mo with a smile on his face: "When you were in high school, you didn't pay attention to your own academic ranking, but you actually had the time to coordinate the appearance ranking of all the boys in the school?"

He clasped his hands together and said solemnly, "I admire you."

When everyone heard Nanfeng's sarcastic tone, they burst into laughter again.

"Yu Mo" blushed with shame immediately. She covered her face in embarrassment, complaining in her heart why there was no crack in the floor for her to crawl into in such a big room like Xiao Hei's suite.

Also, Hu Yifei!
[You’re dead!!!]

"Yu Mo" raised his head and began to fight back: "Yi Fei is domineering! She is very competitive! Most importantly, she loves to cheat!"

As she spoke, she unzipped her collar and pulled out two thick cushions.

"What 32C? It's all fake!"

"Wow!" everyone exclaimed.

"Yifei" was so angry that she almost couldn't breathe: "Mine is fake, yours is real?"

As she spoke, she shook her heavy chest.

"Damn, you really are the real deal, not a bit exaggerated!"

"Yifei" suddenly felt that she had lost even more completely.

Wan Yu, who was used to big scenes, was a little scared at this moment: "Are Feifei and Yumo playing too big? Is it not good for us to continue to add fuel to the fire?"

Nan Feng shrugged: "How about you ask the next question?" "This..." Wan Yu smiled shyly, "This is so embarrassing."

Before Nanfeng could continue speaking, Wanyu couldn't wait to ask, "Excuse me, what do you like most about Nanfeng?"

“Hahahaha… Wow!!!”

Everyone was originally holding their stomachs and hunching their backs, their stomachs aching from trying so hard to hold back their laughter. However, after hearing Wan Yu's question, they finally couldn't hold it back anymore.

They were all laughing so hard that they fell over, clapping and cheering.

Nan Feng stared at Wan Yu in amazement: "No, what does this have to do with me?"

Wan Yu smiled awkwardly and said, "It's none of your business, but that's what I want to know."

Shocked, Nan Feng covered his chest and stepped back repeatedly.

"it is good!!!"

The crowd, who were eager to watch the fun, cheered and made a fuss.

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"Yu Mo" hesitated when she heard that. She moved her lips, but she was too embarrassed to say a word in front of everyone.

However, she was embarrassed to say that "Yi Fei" didn't care so much: "I know that Yu Mo's favorite thing about Nan Feng is that he is handsome.

"If Nanfeng looked like Zeng Xiaoxian, Yumo would not be interested in him no matter how nice he was."

Everyone closed their eyes and laughed wildly.

Nan Feng raised his eyebrows and pursed his lips with a meaningful look.

As for Xiaoxian in a suit who was implicated for no reason, he frowned and snorted in dissatisfaction.

A man as outstanding as himself had his life ruined by Zeng Xiaoxian's hardware.

Seeing everyone burst into laughter, Nan Feng narrowed his eyes and looked at him with a bright smile. "Yu Mo" immediately said angrily: "I didn't!"

"Yi Fei" curled her lips when she heard this: "You mean you are actually a person who doesn't care about appearance?"

"I……"

"Yu Mo" has a hard time expressing her grievances. Even if she says that she doesn't care about looks, no one will believe her.

She was so angry that she just gave up and started stabbing Yifei's tires.

"Yifei, you stole my skirt when you were a kid!"

Everyone booed again.

"Yifei" replied without giving in: "You even stole my snacks when you were a kid!"

"Your snacks gave me a stomachache and I was hospitalized that night!"

"Your skirt is so big, I can't wear it by myself, so Zhanbo and I have to wear it together!"

Zhan Bo, who was originally laughing, suddenly stopped smiling, and everyone else's laughter also stopped.

Everyone looked at Zhanbo strangely at first, and then... they laughed even more happily.

I never expected this. No one expected this.

They would never have imagined that Zhanbo, who talked about Transformers and Optimus Prime but kept silent about aliens and UFOs, actually wore a skirt when he was a child.

And she and Yifei are wearing the same skirt!
Could it be that a straight man like Zhanbo also had a pink and tender girlish heart when he was a child?

It’s true that people can’t be judged by their appearance!

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

"me……"

Zhan Bo's face instantly turned red with embarrassment. Facing the ridicule of everyone, he simply tried every possible means and pointed at Ziqiao who was laughing at him the most happily.

"Once, Ziqiao met a very beautiful woman in a bar. They had a great conversation and went to a hotel to get a room that night.

"As a result, the beauty was bathing inside, and Ziqiao took off his pants before he discovered her Thai ID card. He was so scared that he pulled up his pants and ran away!"

Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and for a moment they couldn't react to the meaning of Zhan Bo's words.

Beauty? Thai ID card? So scared that you pulled up your pants and ran away?
Oh... Could it be???

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Meijia laughed so hard that tears came out. She patted Ziqiao's shoulder and asked, "Ziqiao, did you meet a Thai ladyboy?"

"what!!!"

Everyone laughed and made sharp explosions. Even "Yifei" and "Yumo", who had been fighting against each other, temporarily stopped fighting and started laughing.

"Lu Zhanbo!" Ziqiao panted and growled word by word, "You actually betrayed me!"

Wan Yu laughed until she had no more energy. She poked Zhanbo and asked weakly, "Zhanbo, how did you know about this?"

Zhanbo was in high spirits when he saw that the incident with the skirt seemed to have been covered up. He said proudly, "The shemale also came to the apartment the next day. Ziqiao and I were the only ones in the apartment at that time. In the end, it was my help that saved Ziqiao from the disaster."

Guan Gu was full of curiosity: "Zi Qiao, why did your [Glimpse] suddenly stop working?"

"nonsense!"

Ziqiao's forehead veins popped out, and he twitched his mouth and said, "Do you think Thai ladyboys are like Xiaowan you met before?

"No matter how powerful my [Stunning Glimpse] is, I can't tell that there's anything wrong with a transgender person who has been raised as a girl since childhood!"

Except for Guan Gu who was staring at Ziqiao with resentment, everyone else was laughing even more happily.

"Lu Zhanbo, you forced me to do this!"

Zi Qiao pointed at Zhan Bo and hit back fiercely: "Not long ago, we went to a bar to drink together. Zhan Bo was distracted and looked at the girls lining up in a long line in the bar. He also lined up with an empty mind.

"The whole long line was full of girls, and Zhanbo was the only male student there. He didn't notice the weird looks and whispers from all the girls.

"Until the end, almost all the girls in front of Zhanbo disappeared... He was beaten up by the girls queuing for the toilet and kicked out of the queue!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The girls were laughing so hard that they were falling over, while the boys were staring at Ziqiao with strange looks on their faces.

"Well, Ziqiao." Guan Gu helped explain, "You might have drunk too much that night and mixed up your memory. The person queuing to the women's restroom was not Zhanbo.

"It was Zhang Wei who was preparing for the bar exam and was concentrating on memorizing his lessons in the bar."

"What?!!"

Ziqiao was struck by lightning when he heard this.

Zhang Wei, who already had a dark complexion, now had a completely dark face. He cleared his throat and solemnly declared: "Lv Ziqiao, don't blame me for self-defense!"

Nan Feng raised his eyebrows: "Can self-defense be used here?"

Nanfeng felt that even if Zhang Wei did not drink expired milk and caused himself to have diarrhea, he would most likely fail the bar exam if he entered the examination room smoothly.

"Zhang Wei, I'm not looking down on you... Well, I am looking down on you."

Ziqiao glanced at Zhang Wei with disdain. It’s not that he thought Zhang Wei didn’t have his own embarrassing stories, but no matter how embarrassing his stories were, they were not as embarrassing as the Thai ladyboy incident.

As Ziqiao, who has suffered the most social deaths in the apartment, ordinary social death attacks have no effect on him.

"Zhang Wei, just use whatever tricks you have!"

Zhang Wei sneered when he heard Ziqiao's words. He said confidently, "I remember one time... Youyou was spreading gossip in a bar, and ended up telling the gossip directly to the person she didn't know.

"The girl was so angry that her face turned green. She almost called the police and accused Youyou of slander and defamation!"

"ah?!!"

Youyou pointed at herself in surprise. She couldn't understand why Zhang Wei and Ziqiao were competing with each other and talking about her dark history!
Zhang Wei waved his hand and explained, "Alas, Ziqiao is too thick-skinned, and ordinary black history has no effect on him.

"You are his aunt after all. It is reasonable for an aunt to pay off a nephew's debt."

【What the hell is reasonable! 】

Youyou blurted out a bunch of nonsense again. She said that she was his aunt, not his mother, so what did this have to do with her?
[Okay, okay, you all play like this, right? ]

【I will play with you guys till the end today! 】

Youyou gritted her teeth fiercely, as if she had made up her mind. She tremblingly opened the memo titled "The Dark History of the Apartment" on her mobile phone.

"hiss……"

Guan Gu and Mika, who were standing by, glanced at Youyou's phone and immediately gasped.

It seems that a war of the century is inevitable!
　I'm coming

　　The rather heavy dream chapter has come to an end, and now it’s time to give everyone some fun entertainment.

　　In fact, the embarrassing incident of accidentally queuing in the women's restroom was a personal experience of a friend of Pigeon, except that the location was not a bar, but a school restroom where a midterm exam had just ended.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)