Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 538: The First King of Embarrassment

Seeing that Youyou was about to use large-scale war weapons, Meijia hurriedly dissuaded him, "Youyou, do you want to reconsider it?"

Guan Gu also nodded repeatedly: "Yes, Youyou, Zhang Wei is just an idiot who talks nonsense, so don't bother with him."

In fact, his original intention was not to let Youyou make such a fuss, but Guan Gu ignored the fact that in this excited state where everyone was exposing each other's dark history, any words could potentially stir up other people's emotions.

So Guan Gu's words not only failed to convince Youyou, but also made Zhang Wei include him in the target of attack.

"Before, Guan Gu was sick, and I took him to the clinic. The doctor said that he needed an injection, so Guan Gu lay on the bed and took off his pants, exposing his buttocks.

“It turned out that the nurse at the clinic was a crazy fan of Guan Gu. She didn’t give him the injection and just chatted with the naked Guan Gu for almost half an hour.

"When Guan Gu, who was about to collapse, finally dealt with the young nurse and asked her to give him the injection, it turned out to be unusually cold that day and his butt was frozen!

"My goodness, the whole needle broke after one injection.

"Finally, I took out the hair dryer I carried with me, turned it on and blew it hard at his butt. That’s when the newly graduated nurse finally got the needle in."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone burst into laughter when they heard this. They thought that Ziqiao and Zhang Wei’s dark history was outrageous enough, but they didn’t expect that there was actually a master like Guan Gu.

"Nani?!!"

Guan Gu's eyes widened, his face filled with rage: "Zhang Wei, you promised me that you would never tell anyone about this!"

Zhang Wei shrugged without any moral pressure. He said confidently, "Who told you to say that I'm an idiot who talks nonsense? Then I definitely can't control my mouth."

"How can we rest!"

Guan Gu turned his head and looked at Youyou, his attitude changed instantly: "Dear, quickly expose Zhang Wei's embarrassing story, and we will fight him today!"

Youyou nodded heavily, and then she resolutely clicked the automatic voice play function on her phone.

In fact, Youyou originally just wanted to play Zhang Wei's dark history, but she didn't expect that the automatic language playback function was so stupid that it ignored the content that Youyou checked and started reading directly from the first item of the memo.

“Curry Sauce participated in the competitive eating challenge and won by eating until it felt like there was food stuck in his throat.

"Then she met a super handsome guy on her way back to her apartment, and Curry approached him to chat him up, but she had just eaten too much, so she couldn't stop burping garlic-smelling things while chatting him up.

"In the end, she even vomited all over the little brother!"

Curry Sauce, who was originally laughing and looking forward to more of Zhang Wei's dark history with excitement, froze his expression instantly.

Why did they bring this up on me for no reason?
Curry Sauce pursed her lips, looking unhappy and wanting to protest.

But before she could say anything, Youyou's phone automatically started reporting the second piece of dark history.

"The residents' committee had previously organized an activity called 'The First Postcard of Autumn'. Nanfeng and Teacher Zeng had nothing to do, so they helped distribute postcards door to door. If a tenant was not at home, they would slip the postcard through the crack in the door.

"As a result...the two of them were mistakenly thought to be the ones who distributed the pornographic cards, and then they were taken away by the police!"

The smiles of Nanfeng and Xiaoxian in the suit suddenly disappeared, and there was a hint of murderous intent in their eyes when they looked at Youyou.

At this time, Youyou's mobile phone was still loudly broadcasting everyone's embarrassing stories, and even Wanyu and Meijia could not escape the punishment of the voice broadcast.

Even though Youyou finally turned off the voice broadcast function in a hurry, it was too late to help.

At this moment, everyone's eyes became strange.

After Youyou pressed the "nuclear button" that bombed the entire area without distinguishing between friend and foe, the nature of the entire war changed.

When faced with their own exposed dark history, even explanations are of no use.

What they have to do now is to expose all the embarrassing things of others.

As long as the embarrassing things that everyone exposes today are big enough and enough, then your own little embarrassing things will be drowned in the vast ocean!

So the real war of the century began!

All of a sudden, everyone started exposing other people's dark history without setting any targets, on a large scale and with high damage.

From the initial embarrassing incident of one person, to the later stupidity of two people, to the reduction of intelligence of a three-person team... everyone showed their unique abilities, and as long as they were not included in the stupid incident, they could use it as ammunition for indiscriminate shooting.

You know, everyone in the apartment knows each other well and they have such good relationships that they are like a family...so when they talk about other people's embarrassing things, they don't stop talking at all.

This grand spectacle of more than a dozen people exposing each other's dark history made Xiao Hei's eyes widen.

He knew that the guys on the sixth floor were typical idiots who loved to have a lot of fun, and he also knew that they would cause some ridiculous troubles from time to time, but weren't their lives too exciting?

How can a normal person have so much dark history!
Nan Feng on the side poked Xiao Hei and said, "Are you envious?"

"No, when did you come to my place?"

Xiao Hei asked in surprise: "Such an interesting thing, why don't you participate?"

"Alas, being invincible is so, so lonely..."

As Nan Feng sang, he looked smug: "I don't know what they are afraid of. As soon as I opened my mouth, everyone pointed their fingers at me and told me to shut up.

“I tried several times but couldn’t utter a word.

“Although they are talking about my dark history, I think I am innocent enough compared to them. There is no need to add fuel to the fire.

"I'm not afraid that you'll be bored alone, so I came to watch the show with you."

"Hehe." Xiao Hei smiled expressionlessly.

In this kind of situation where everyone is exposing each other's dark history and going back and forth, it is normal for Nanfeng to be ostracized by everyone.

The embarrassing things in Youyou's phone are at most an atomic bomb, but the dark history in Nanfeng's head is definitely at the level of a two-dimensional foil.

If this human-shaped bug were to be allowed to go down, he could kill the game.

He suddenly turned his head and looked at Nan Feng: "But speaking of which...what did we want to do in the beginning?"

"Forehead……"

Nan Feng paused when he heard this, and then he said nonchalantly: "Who cares? Being happy is the most important thing."

Xiao Hei looked at the people in front of him, their faces red and their saliva flying, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva: "You call this being happy?"

"Don't get me wrong." Nan Feng had a nasty smile on his face, "I just said I'm happy."

Xiao Hei: (⊙﹏⊙).

Good for you.

"Of course, I could be happier."

Nanfeng smiled slightly with bright eyes, which made Xiao Hei scared. He didn't know who this bad guy was going to trick.

"Everyone," Nan Feng shouted, "Have you forgotten that there is an innocent guy here who is listening to our embarrassing stories and dark history?"

The buzz of news suddenly stopped, and everyone looked at Xiao Hei who was watching the game with ferocious eyes.

How could they forget about this guy!
Xiao Hei, who was stabbed in the back by Nan Feng, felt like he was struck by lightning. He stared at Nan Feng, who was smiling brightly, in disbelief. [Sun Thief, you actually plotted against me? ! ! ]

Nan Feng just shrugged lightly, and then said silently: "You're welcome."

[In his inner world, Nan Feng explained convincingly.]

[Anyway, even if I don't say it, everyone will realize it sooner or later. It's better to let him participate now and save time than to let everyone discipline Xiao Hei at that time. ]

[By the way... just think of it as a way to entertain me. ]

[Nan Feng showed a very naughty smile on his face: No one can stand there and listen to our dark history without getting involved! ]

【Absolutely not! 】

"Xiao Hei~~~"

"Yifei" asked with a smile: "What embarrassing things and dark history do you have?"

Xiao Hei opened his mouth blankly. He really wanted to say that someone as pure and upright as himself would not have any embarrassing or dark history.

But Xiao Hei also knew that if he said that, he would probably be silenced by these guys.

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"My dark history..."

Xiao Hei pointed at the south wind with a bitter look on his face and said, "Does it count as making bad friends by mistake?"

"Ha ha……"

Everyone looked at him with ambiguous expressions.

"I have a suggestion. How about... we check the browsing history on his phone?" Ziqiao suggested with a sly smile.

"Lv Ziqiao you!"

Xiao Hei looked at Zi Qiao in disbelief. He gritted his teeth and spoke word by word, "Now I have two bad friends!"

"Yu Mo" shook his head: "We won't touch such private things as browsing history. But, Xiao Hei, since you have heard our embarrassing things, don't expect to stay out of it.

"Everyone, bring Xiao Hei to join the battle!"

"Come on, dear!" The boys laughed and pulled Xiao Hei into the battlefield.

Xiao Hei, who was forced to join the battle, shouted in horror: "No, I don't have any dark history of yours to tell!
"I don't want to go to war, I love peace!"

"Sorry, Blackie."

Nan Feng stood aside with his arms folded across his chest. He said, as if he was standing high above the enemy, "Once the war breaks out, you won't be able to have peace just because you want it."

Hearing the buzz of news echoing in his ears again, Nanfeng knew that a new round of war had begun.

……

"No more, no more, I'm dying of exhaustion."

I don't know how long it took, but everyone was lying on the ground with their arms and legs spread out, waving their hands and asking for a truce.

It's not that they have finished talking about each other's dark history, but they were so engrossed in exposing each other's embarrassing facts that they completely forgot that they had been up at five in the morning and it was already past six in the evening, and they hadn't even had time to eat a meal today.

By the time everyone realized this, they were already tired and hungry.

Yifei raised her eyes with great effort: "Nanfeng, announce the battle situation."

Nan Feng looked at the countdown board on his phone and said, "The current situation is that Teacher Zeng has won first place with 57 embarrassing things, becoming the undisputed king of embarrassing things in the apartment.

"The next two are Yifei, you and Yumo, both of whom tied for second place with 48 pieces of black history. Ziqiao and Zhang Wei won the last two spots in the top five with 41 and 36 pieces of embarrassing history respectively.

"Everyone applauds and encourages!"

After Nan Feng finished speaking, he clapped happily, and the others also clapped weakly.

Yifei's eyes widened upon hearing this: "Forty-eight? Do Yumo and I have so much dark history?
"Nanfeng, are you faking it?"

Nan Feng rolled his eyes at her and said, "Do I need to cheat in this regard?"

He paused, then explained, "You and Yumo have a lot of dark history because everyone's embarrassing moments basically started after they moved into the apartment. You two were fighting so hard that you almost even told each other about the embarrassing moments when you wore open-crotch pants."

Nan Feng was amazed: "Under such circumstances, neither of you can get first place. I can only say that Teacher Zeng is too strong in this aspect."

Xiaoxian in the suit smiled expressionlessly: "Thank you for the compliment. I will remember to tell Zeng Xiaoxian about such an embarrassing title as the King of Embarrassment."

Although he was used to Zeng Xiaoxian's stupid behavior, until everyone had exposed each other's dark history and Xiaoxian in a suit heard the horrifying number of fifty-seven embarrassing things from Nanfeng's mouth, he still felt that Zeng Xiaoxian was too stupid.

It seems that if they have the chance to meet again in the dream world in the future, I will have to take drastic measures to teach him a lesson!

Nan Feng smiled and said, “Relax, Teacher Xian, we all know that this is Teacher Zeng’s fault.

"Besides, he is only the temporary king of embarrassment. Compared to Teacher Zeng, we have another heavyweight player in our apartment who is extremely talented."

Nan Feng turned his head and looked at Zhang Wei: "Future lawyer Zhang Wei, you have only moved into the apartment for eight months, and you have become the fifth with thirty-six embarrassing things.

"To be honest, I'm very optimistic about you. If I give you another two years, you will definitely surpass Teacher Zeng and become the undisputed king of embarrassing things in the apartment!"

"hehe."

Zhang Wei was at a loss for words: "I've only moved into this apartment eight months ago? Why does it feel like it's been a lifetime?"

Everyone took out their phones, glanced at the embarrassing scores that Nanfeng had sent to the group, and also pulled Xiao Hei into the group.

After all, after exchanging their dark history, they become a family and no one can escape if something goes wrong or the secret is leaked.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone looked at each other and started laughing again.

However, the laughter this time was not like the laughter they had just heard about each other's dark history, but was instead a laughter filled with happiness and satisfaction.

Although they did nothing the whole afternoon and were busy exposing each other's embarrassing stories.

But don’t all these embarrassing incidents and dark histories represent the bond between them and the time they spent together?

Embarrassing things are only embarrassing when you have someone to share them with. If you are the only one who encounters those bad things, you will probably just feel that you are in Mercury retrograde today, extremely unlucky, and then swallow your grievances and sadness in your heart.

But as long as everyone is together, these bad things can also become their happy time for the whole afternoon.

"But then again...what did we want to do in the first place?" Guan Gu suddenly asked.

"Forehead……"

Everyone paused, then spoke in unison.

"Who cares? What matters most is that everyone is happy."

　I'm coming

　　
　
(End of this chapter)