American comics: This guy is crazy.

Chapter 318 Alan's Beef Fried Buns

Night falls.

A cargo ship sounded its horn and approached the shore. Many figures got off the ship quietly and sneaked into the bustling city not far away.

Lilith led the remaining vampire elites to transfer smoothly to New York.

After drifting on the ocean for many days, we finally set foot on land.

The vampires' hungry eyes were already filled with wildness, but they suppressed their bloodthirsty desire and did not start hunting immediately.

In the international metropolis, there are not only many heroes, but also church forces, not to mention the existence of the A.D. and S.H.I.E.L.D.

Nowadays, the power of the blood clan has declined rapidly and they can only survive. It is impossible for them to be as domineering as before, so they have to keep a low profile as much as possible.

Quickly rush to the base established here.

After a full meal of plasma from a private blood station, the vampires regained a lot of their sanity.

They stopped eating and looked at the ancestor Lilith who was still drinking blood.

In the past, they would suck the blood of virgins, but now they have fallen to drinking plasma. It is like eating three French meals a day and suddenly starting to eat bran.

Lilith felt unsatisfied and took out another bag of plasma.

Pooh…

He took a small sip and spat it all out.

"There are many sexually transmitted diseases among the people who donated blood. We will work with a different company next time."

Since vampires feed on blood, they can easily taste the quality of blood and even detect any diseases.

Just like people who eat meat regularly can tell the quality of meat by eating it.

"Pass on my order. Find a being that possesses the power of light and can summon angels. Remember not to provoke him and treat him with the highest level of etiquette."

"Yes!"

……

At the same time, in the safe house of senior officials.

The heads of various departments gathered together and after intense discussions, they finally decided to pass the Superhero Real-Name Authentication Act.

The next day, the Ministry of Information released relevant information.

Immediately, it caused shock to all parties.

The superhero real-name authentication bill will undoubtedly offend many heroes roaming in the dark.

Fighting crime is risky, and criminals are organized into gangs.

Once a superhero's identity information is leaked, it will inevitably cause personal safety problems.

What's more, the hero has a family. If he can't deal with himself, he will inevitably attack his relatives.

How many of the most vicious criminals abide by the principle that every wrong has its perpetrator and every debt has its creditor? Otherwise, how could there be so many crimes of organ trafficking and trafficking of women and children?

In particular, the anti-hero who is both good and evil is likely to go astray because of the death of his family.

On the Internet, two camps have formed.

Supporters on one side give the reason that superheroes should be restricted rather than allowed to run wild outside the law.

One side of the opposition basically does not trust the authorities and would rather have superheroes uphold justice.

Of course, once the bill is proposed, the most crucial thing is to see the opinions of the two major alliances.

After all, they are the parties involved and have the final say.

"Hou Lixie, are the politicians in America crazy?"

Harry was holding a notebook covered with cartoon stickers, browsing the news, and angrily said, "Why is the world always led by a bunch of idiots?"

"That's normal. These idiots will eventually drive America crazy." Pamela responded casually while chewing a sandwich.

"It's already collapsing, you just don't feel it."

Helena flicked the ash off her cigarette, looking indifferent as if she had seen through the world.

She was born into a gangster family, and on the surface she is a gang boss, but she runs a bar and casino business, so naturally she is exposed to many gray industry affairs.

Unfortunately, her personal abilities are limited, and her gang members have to survive, so she can only do what she can to stop the evil deeds of the criminal group.

"I don't agree with real-name authentication. The most untrustworthy people in the world are politicians." Dina changed her posture casually and continued to rest with her eyes closed.

The only person absent from the apartment was the owner, Barbara, who had to go out to work to make a living.

"Ah, ah, the beef dumplings are out of the pan."

In the kitchen, as soon as Alan lifted the lid of the pot, a mouth-watering aroma spread. "What's that smell? It smells so good!"

Harley sniffed hard and looked at Alan who was sprinkling chopped green onions and sesame seeds with shining eyes.

The four girls were curious about the delicious aroma they had never smelled before.

Alan thoughtfully set up the plate, ready to taste the delicious food he had been craving for.

"What are you doing?"

When he looked up, he suddenly found that the four girls were staring at the beef buns, their eyes full of anticipation and curiosity.

The American people, who usually just eat a bite in the morning, basically don't eat hot food in the morning, and are full of curiosity about steaming unfamiliar food.

"Alan, can you let me have one?"

Pamela threw away the dry and cold sandwich, apparently unable to resist the mysterious oriental delicacy.

"Da-me-yo."

Allen subconsciously made a gesture to protect his food, and said with a vigilant look: "Eat your white people's food, don't come and steal mine."

"How stingy." Harry said unhappily.

"Barbara, why are you back so early?" Pamela asked towards the door.

Allen perked up when he heard that. He walked to the door and boasted, "Banana, I'm going to give you something delicious... Where are you?"

When I stepped out of the kitchen area and saw the door was still closed, I felt something was wrong and realized I had been tricked.

Looking back, I found that the four girls were each holding a beef bun in one hand and giving me provocative and smug looks.

"Oh... what a vicious woman, taking advantage of the banana between me and Banana... It's our relationship. I warn you not to persist in your delusion. If any irreversible consequences occur, don't blame me for not warning you."

Seeing that there were only four fried buns left on the plate, Alan quickly held them in his arms.

The four girls were indifferent to Alan's warning. How could they give up the delicious food in their hands?

As for the consequences, the worst that can happen is that you lose your virginity.

The four girls deliberately put it to their mouths and blew it slowly, clearly demonstrating the action of biting it as if teasing.

As his lips opened slightly and his upper and lower rows of teeth touched the surface of the beef bun, Alan, who was originally angry, gradually became cunning.

Phew…

"Oh, it's so hot!"

"It splashed on my face."

"Why is it bursting?"

"..."

The moment you bite through the skin of the beef bun, the delicious soup splashes everywhere.

The aroma of the soup was all over the four girls' faces, clothes, floor, coffee table, sofa...

Allen looked like he had succeeded in his evil plan, and said in a nasty way: "Hehehehe..., I'm not someone you can take advantage of easily. Do you know you're wrong?"

The four confused girls couldn't figure out whether it was a prank or the food was just like that.

After all, when the West plundered the wealth and wisdom of the ancient Eastern nations, it left out the most valuable recipes, leaving them with the dilemma of having ingredients but not knowing how to cook.

Sure enough, I got wet.

The soft hair is covered with greasy and fragrant soup.

I couldn't help but sigh in frustration, and then I had to take a shower, change clothes, and clean up again.

"I'll teach you four ways to eat it."

Alan proudly demonstrates how to eat beef fried buns without being embarrassed.

"Poke a hole first and suck out the soup..."

The first one is to eat it in its original flavor.

The second way is to eat it with vinegar.

The third type is vinegar.

The fourth type is to drink it in one gulp.

When it was over, Alan put down the plate contentedly and said, "Remember to wash the dishes."

(End of this chapter)