American comics: This guy is crazy.

Chapter 319 Alan's rare break

At the end of a day's work, Barbara dragged her tired body and felt that the hard work was more difficult than fighting crime.

I couldn't help but accuse the capitalists of their viciousness and shameless behavior of exploiting the lower classes of the people.

However, capitalists are an indispensable part of society and do not need superheroes to punish them. There are various human rights organizations that will come forward to protect their rights.

“I really hope I can have a hot bite.”

Barbara took out her keys and held the fresh food she had bought. There was a mentally ill person at home who needed care. She couldn't help but think of when she was with Nightwing, she seemed to be often responsible for cooking.

"What are you thinking about? It's like I'm with Alan."

He shook his head slightly to get rid of the absurd thought.

Click!

The key was inserted into the hole and the door was pushed open.

What came into view was the four members of the Birds of Prey and Alan sitting around the dining table, all looking at him at the same time.

"You are all here!"

Barbara smiled and said, "Then help me with the ingredients."

"No need, Alan made delicious food."

Haley couldn't wait to lift the thermal cover to reveal the steaming hot beef fried buns.

As the saying goes, we share happiness and misfortune.

During the day, they made a fool of themselves and had to play a prank on Barbara.

"Alan, can you cook?"

Barbara gave him an incredulous look, and her eyes, as she looked him up and down, were filled with suspicion.

嘁…

Allen looked up at the ceiling at a 4-5 degree angle with a proud look on his face, and said to himself: "Should I tell you that I used to be the executive chef of the Assassin's League, and I also opened a franchise restaurant chain in the Mutant Academy. Please don't just care about my gorgeous appearance. In fact, I have many dazzling places."

As he spoke, Alan lifted up his hospital gown, revealing his belly button, and said proudly, "For example, my belly button is pink. Isn't it pink and cute?"

"..."

The girls really gave him a meaningful look, then looked away.

Sure enough, after being with mentally ill people for a long time, my own brain circuits became a little abnormal.

Among them, Black Canary Dinah took a deep look at Allen and suddenly remembered that the other party seemed to have been in the League of Assassins.

She's been with Green Arrow Oliver, and once joined the League of Assassins, so she knows a lot about the situation.

To date, the Assassin's League's highest bounty target is Allen.

It's just that for a moment, the two were not connected.

"Don't bother, come and eat it while it's hot."

Pamela walked up and pulled Barbara to sit down, looking forward to seeing her make a fool of herself.

Harley couldn't help but smile as she imagined the embarrassing scene of Barbara having soup splattered all over her face.

"I feel weird."

Barbara grabbed a beef fried bun and looked at her companion with suspicion.

"You can question my purity and chastity, but you can't question my cooking skills."

Alan looked up at the ceiling proudly, not daring to meet her gaze. He seemed guilty, but his neurotic look concealed Barbara's doubts.

"We've all eaten it, so we saved it for you to try." Helena chimed in.

"It's a good relationship. Thank you so much."

To be honest, after a busy day, Barbara really didn't want to cook. Although white food is simple and easy to cook, the taste is hard to describe, which made her already bad mood even worse.

Under the expectant gazes, Barbara gently took a bite of the fragrant beef fried bun.

"Ah, my eyes."

"Why did you cum in my hair again?"

"Splashing outward this time?"

"..."

The expected thing did not happen.

As a result, stealing chickens will not lose rice.

The soup from the beef dumplings splattered out, splashing onto the faces and hair of the four girls, and they were confused again.

What’s going on? The plot doesn’t develop as expected?
The four girls cast questioning eyes towards Alan's seat. Unbeknownst to them, the seat was empty.

"what happen?"

At this time, Alan came out from under the table and said with an innocent expression, "You are so careless. You are wet and sticky again. Let me help you wipe it off."

As he spoke, Alan reached into his hospital pants.

Seeing this, the four girls suddenly stood up and distanced themselves.

"Alan, what are you doing?"

Pamela's first thought was that he wanted to pull off his underwear and use it as a towel to wipe them.

"Get some tissues, or what?" Alan responded in a mean way.

Sure enough, he pulled one end of the roll of paper towels out of his pants and kept pulling it out with both hands, making it get longer and longer until it was all pulled out in one breath.

"Why did you put a roll of tissue in your crotch?" Dina asked with wide eyes.

All of a sudden, Allen showed an intriguing smile, and said shyly: "I am building a nest to hatch chicks and evolve into Kunpeng."

"..."

Finally admitted that I was small.

Poor little man.

The four girls' eyes became sympathetic and they no longer blamed the prank that had just happened.

Of course they realized that it must be Alan who did it and made them look foolish again.

"Hey, what kind of look is that? I'm very old and I'm often bothered by this."

Allen tried to defend himself: "My fellow patients gave me the nickname Amazon Anaconda, but I'm embarrassed to say it."

However, the four girls' eyes became more compassionate.

Explanation is concealment. No man is willing to admit that he is small.

"It seems that you don't believe me. I can only release the giant python to intimidate you villains."

Alan, who had always been strong, immediately took off his pants.

"I believe you. I believe everything you say." Harley smiled sarcastically and made some small movements with her hands.

"I'm not going to live anymore. I'm too embarrassed to see anyone."

Alan walked quickly and ran to the bathroom to sulk.

Why small steps? Because my pants were only half taken off and I couldn't take a full step.

What's going on?

Barbara was confused from beginning to end. The atmosphere was originally quite harmonious, but Alan suddenly broke down.

"This beef fried bun is delicious. Would you like to have one?"

"No thanks."

When the four girls saw the beef fried buns, they were furious.

Bang!
Alan pushed open the bathroom door, his crotch bulging high, and cast a look of contempt with a smug look on his face.

"You wouldn't have stuffed the paper towel roll in there, would you?" Dina said bluntly, exposing the disguise.

"No, it has always been like this." Alan said stubbornly.

"Why don't you dare look me in the eye? Are you feeling guilty?" Harry took the opportunity to ask.

snort…

Allen snorted coldly and said arrogantly: "I can't tolerate a grain of sand in my eyes."

There was a bang.

A shadow shattered the glass and hit the dining table through the window.

It was actually a bat dart standing upright at an angle.

"Batman!"

Harley shrank her neck and her eyes roamed left and right, trying to find the Dark Knight hiding in the darkness.

After all, he had dealt with them many times in Gotham.

"The Bat has come to New York. It must be because Gotham can't control the situation without me. What a troublesome guy."

Allen narrowed his eyes slightly and said confidently: "I didn't bring the funny suit, but it doesn't prevent me from going online as Batman."

(End of this chapter)