American comics: This guy is crazy.

Chapter 346 Alan accidentally fights

Divisional police station.

Barry is an intern forensic doctor who is living in the police station dormitory during a break from an exorcism at home.

And today is the day for duty.

Maybe it’s because of the supernatural favor.

Barry had finished washing up and was ready to go to bed early.

As a result, a body was sent in for autopsy.

The problem is that the forensic work location is in a funeral home several kilometers away from the police station. After all, freezers are needed to store corpses, and the police station has no rules about leaving corpses overnight.

As a last resort, Barry put on his clothes and rushed to the funeral home.

Halfway through, the boss in charge of his partner received a phone call and went home to deal with some matters, so the autopsy work was all done by Barry.

As a graduate of forensic medicine, Barry can naturally complete the work independently.

But a series of strange and inexplicable things happened afterwards, which made him feel terrified.

First, something paranormal happened at home, and then there was a strange corpse in the funeral home.

The first two masters who performed exorcisms in the home came to Barry's mind.

……

Hang up the phone.

Alan pulled Bruce to rescue people.

Bruce drove to the funeral home reluctantly.

The main reason was that Alan couldn't drive and was unfamiliar with the place, so he had to bring Bruce along.

On the way there, it started to rain heavily and the wind was strong, which gave people a very abnormal feeling.

In less than half an hour, we arrived at the funeral home.

It is obviously a private funeral home. Perhaps the family is no longer engaged in the related industry, so they rent it to the police station for forensic work.

Get off the bus in the heavy rain.

It was almost too much of a coincidence to see a large tree fall down, blocking the main entrance.

"I can't move it away."

Bruce used all his strength to hug the thick tree trunk without moving.

"Get off."

As Allen took action.

Bruce's eyes were filled with disbelief.

Alan was seen picking up a tree weighing several tons by himself without any effort, and then throwing it into the lake nearby.

This is no longer something that humans can do.

Now that he was said to be a god, Bruce believed it without hesitation.

With five major professions at the maximum level and physical fitness sixty times that of an adult, throwing away a big tree is naturally an easy task.

Enter the house smoothly.

Quickly look for Barry.

"Ashiba, is anyone home?"

Alan shouted casually, and the frightened Bruce took out the butcher knife and looked around vigilantly.

The supernatural experience in the haunted house made him feel that ghosts could be encountered anywhere.

After walking down a corridor, Alan suddenly raised his hand.

"I heard some noise."

Look in the direction of the archives room.

With extraordinary hearing, Allen can hear subtle sounds.

He walked until he stopped in front of a metal locker.

"Hey, whoever this evildoer is, show yourself up now."

Allen took the butcher knife from Bruce and threatened loudly, "If you don't tell me your name, I, an exorcist who knows a little about knife skills, will teach you a lesson about physical exorcism."

"Grandmaster!"

As soon as the metal cabinet door opened, Barry burst into tears of joy.

He was hiding in the closet, trembling with fear, but when he heard the familiar voice, he felt relieved.

"What's wrong? Did I scare you into a sissy?" Alan asked.

He casually returned the butcher knife to Bruce.

"It's a female corpse."

"Female corpse!"

Alan's eyes lit up and he couldn't help but become excited.

Barry narrated in shock: "A female corpse was delivered to us to be dissected in the evening. I had just finished some preparations when many inexplicable things happened."

"Stop."

Alan raised his hand to signal that he should not continue, and said, "I like the process of exploration."

Then, she shook her hair and said proudly: "I am not afraid of living women, so why should I be afraid of a dead woman?"

Led by Barry, they went to the autopsy room on the underground floor.

Lying on the dissection table was a pale-skinned female corpse. "Master, why are you taking off your clothes?"

Bruce didn't understand why Alan unbuttoned his black robe.

"She looks pretty, I'll have sex with her while she's hot."

"..."

While they were talking, the female corpse's eyelashes trembled slightly, and she seemed to be conscious and heard Alan's crazy act of intending to do something illegal.

"impossible."

Barry stopped him, saying, "Desecration of a corpse is a felony."

"What a pity."

Alan buttoned his shirt with a disappointed look on his face, and said to the corpse very apologetically: "You missed this handsome guy. It's not your fault, but the fault of society and the law. I will reward you in the next life."

"..."

Brother, it is you who have unreasonable expectations and are causing losses to others.

"Xiao Ba, just concentrate on completing the autopsy. I'll be here to watch over her. If she dares to do anything else, I'll kill her."

Alan patted Barry on the shoulder and said, "Leave it to me." He told him to work without worry.

"Master, it's not appropriate to have two lives for one corpse."

After witnessing Alan's terrifying power at the door, Bruce respected him from the bottom of his heart.

At least, we can be sure that the cheap master is not a scam.

"You are questioning my ability as a teacher."

Allen narrowed his eyes, smiled slightly and said, "I can kill her with one spell today."

Forget it, it’s just the lives you say.

Barry performs the autopsy while Bruce takes notes.

He checked his mouth first, then turned his head away with a bit of disgust.

"You are such an unhygienic woman, you have yellow teeth. You usually smoke and drink a lot, and you don't like to brush your teeth. I will deduct one point from your image."

As Alan chattered on, the lights flickered.

"It's okay. It might be the aging of the wires. We have to believe in science." Alan said disapprovingly.

Seeing that Alan was there, they boldly carried out the dissection step by step.

"You look quite clean, but there is so much dandruff. Do you use laundry detergent to wash your hair?"

"There's something black in my nostrils. Don't say it's dirt. It must be booger. Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk ..."

"Your nails are so long that when you wipe them in the toilet, they will definitely get stained with poop. Bad review."

"..."

Alan kept talking and the lights kept flickering, which even made Barry feel annoyed.

"There's something in her!"

After peeling off the skin, the ribs on the chest looked like dry bark, and a bag wrapped in black cloth was taken out from the abdomen.

"Not only are you unhygienic, but you also like to eat rags. I really can't eat you." Alan scolded.

"No, there are words on the cloth, and some bones wrapped in it."

There are more things on the human body than just bones, teeth and hair.

What looks like a rag is actually a medium for black magic, painted with ritual patterns and ancient spells.

"It's just witchcraft, no need to make a fuss."

Allen swore: "Dark wizards are a branch of wizards. They use the power of demons to harm people, and they will eventually get burned. After all, don't expect demons to be reasonable and kind."

Suddenly, the lights flickered more frequently, and the strong wind outside caused the building to sway slightly.

bang bang bang...

When the light dimmed, corpse cabinets popped out one after another.

Under the flickering lights, the corpses sat up one by one.

Barry and Bruce wanted to hide behind Allen at first, but they found that someone was standing on the dissection table.

Zhi…

Trickle of water.

Suddenly, the autopsy room returned to calm and the lights returned to normal.

Alan shuddered with satisfaction, pulled up his pants and said, "My adult boy's urine is not only yellow, but also has dense foam. It is a holy product that can ward off evil spirits."

Yellow and foamy.

Brother, you have kidney deficiency.

At the same time, the corpse cabinet that had just popped out returned to its original state. It can be imagined that the female corpse was using magic to cause trouble.

"continue."

……

Under a church.

A middle-aged woman in a black priest robe performed the ceremony by chanting something.

I opened my eyes suddenly subconsciously and was shocked to see a crack in the middle of the altar.

"The ritual failed and my daughter died..."

(End of this chapter)