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Chapter 347: Exorcist Twins, the Warrens

Alan pulled up his trousers and jumped off the dissecting table.

Barry held the scalpel in his hand and looked at the corpse that was covered in urine. He suddenly felt like he had no idea where to start.

I have to admit that Alan's method of exorcism is quite unique.

"Master, what is boy's urine?" Bruce couldn't help but ask curiously.

"A man who has never experienced sex."

Alan's sullen response was not a very honorable thing to do after all.

"I see."

Bruce's eyes lit up and he felt a little relieved.

If Alan hadn't interfered, his first time would have been given to old lady Guxi.

I thought to myself that if I encountered a similar situation in the future, I would unbutton my pants and take a peek on the spot.

In fact, the real reason was that Alan secretly activated the priest skill Holy Realm to cut off the opponent's witchcraft connection.

Within the sacred realm, any negative black magic is isolated.

Causes the opponent's spell to fail.

Barry suppressed his nausea and prepared to finish his unfinished work.

Suddenly, the female corpse opened her eyes, sat up straight, and stared at the three people present with a pair of lychee-like eyes.

"It's a fake corpse!"

Barry and Bruce hid behind Alan in fear.

Professional matters should be handled by professionals.

"Hello."

Alan waved his hand shyly and said apologetically, "I am willing to take responsibility for the behavior that tarnished you just now."

"You killed my daughter, and I will make you pay the price."

The female corpse made a hoarse voice, revealing a hatred that went deep into her bones.

"Who is your daughter?"

Alan was completely confused and had no idea about the relationship between the characters.

"Just wait, not only will I kill all of you, but I will also bury countless others with you."

After she finished speaking, the female corpse lay down again, as if nothing had happened.

And in the basement of a church far away.

When the middle-aged nun finished controlling the corpse remotely, she had a look of despair on her face.

He turned around and pulled out an ancient book made of human skin from the bookshelf behind him.

The black handwriting was all written in human blood, but it turned black over time.

The Book of Solomon.

Records the ritual of summoning seventy-two demon gods.

At this moment, the middle-aged nun, filled with despair, had no scruples anymore.

The ritual dagger cuts the palm of the hand and presses it against the cover of the Book of Solomon.

Chant a spell.

She was to give guidance to the seventy-two demons in hell so that the demons would invade the human world and cause doomsday.

Witches who practice black magic usually become vicious and destructive at heart, hoping that the end of the world is their ultimate goal.

Of course, there are doubts as to whether the seventy-two demons can destroy the world.

After all, being able to record it in a book is tantamount to bragging.

If the world really were to end, it wouldn't be up to a mortal to start it.

However, it is a fact that a disaster occurred.

As the spell ended.

The middle-aged nun was lifeless, and it was obvious that the ritual was being completed by sacrificing her soul.

Simultaneously.

The Warrens, who were on the latest flight to Los Angeles, immediately had a premonition.

Rowling, who was sitting by the window, looked out at the bustling city, which in an instant turned into a purgatory with flames raging and demons dancing everywhere.

"what happened?"

The two exorcists were inseparable and had already reached a tacit understanding. Ed sensed the change in his wife at the first moment.

“I feel like things are getting out of control.”

Rowling's vision returned to normal, and she leaned on her husband's shoulder, saying with a slightly sad tone: "Ed, our lives may be in danger this time."

"I will always be with you."

Ed held Rowling's hand, giving her support and comfort.

……

The autopsy was completed overnight.

Barry asked for some time off, mainly because his experience last night was too bizarre. In particular, the many incredible things on the female corpse made the police officers with many years of work experience shudder, so they allowed him to rest and recover before returning to work.

Barry followed them back to the haunted house, thinking that with the exorcist master Alan in charge, his life would not be in danger.

"Get something to eat."

Alan slumped down on the sofa and gave orders to the undead.

In Barry's eyes, it was like talking to the air.

Bruce was not surprised. He had seen so many dead spirits in the house that he gradually became less afraid. But once he returned to the sad place, he could not control his sadness.

The next scene made Barry's scalp tingle with shock.

The refrigerator opens automatically, the ingredients float onto the chopping board, the kitchen utensils are processed, and the gas stove turns on automatically to cook the food.

In fact, Vivian, Violet, and Noila Mo were busy.

“I don’t eat cilantro.”

Alan reminded casually.

Violet turned around and glared, but the problem was that there was no coriander in the house.

When have you ever seen white people put coriander in cooking?

Of course, a bland white meal was served on a plate and floated in front of the three people.

Barry was so stunned that he didn't dare to eat anything.

Only after seeing Alan and Bruce eating with relish did I dare to try it.

"Most of the undead are not scary. The most dangerous ones are evil spirits. If we can get along well with each other, we can become friends..."

As he spoke, Alan looked at Bruce and said with a mysterious smile: "We can also do something wonderful."

"what's up?"

Barry was a rookie who had just entered society, so naturally he didn't understand the implication of the words.

Bruce paused and gave him a look of annoyance.

It's no use bringing up things that are not relevant. My cheap master likes to pick on my scars, and I really want to give him a good beating.

Not only him, but also Batman Bruce in Allen's universe has the same idea.

Ding dong…

The doorbell rang.

Barry got up and opened the door, and saw a strange couple standing outside, exhausted.

"Excuse me, who are you looking for?"

The visitors were naturally the Warrens, but Barry, who had always believed in science, had no interest in paying attention to the two psychic experts.

"Yes, it's here."

Rowling nodded affirmatively and said, "I sense a very strong spiritual aura."

After getting the answer, Ed turned to ask, "Did something strange happen in your house?"

"Yes."

Barry said truthfully, "I have two exorcists handling my house."

Exorcist?
The Warrens looked at each other and felt that something was wrong.

The number of exorcists recognized by the church is very small, and there are only a handful of clergy who have successful exorcism experience. They all know each other and have exchanged experiences with each other.

Moreover, without obtaining church access, there was news of exorcist activity in Los Angeles.

"We are also exorcists. Can we meet the two exorcists?"

Ed was certain that the so-called exorcist was a liar.

There is no shortage of fools in the world who cheat people under the guise of exorcism.

This is because scammers often encounter real supernatural events and lose their lives if they are not careful.

"No problem, please come in."

With two more exorcists, the haunted house can return to normal sooner, which is what Barry wanted. How could he possibly drive the other party away?

Introduced into the house.

The Warrens were stunned.

In Ed's eyes, Alan leaned on the sofa with his legs raised in the air, which was a very ungraceful movement.

And Rowling saw that it was Alan with his legs hanging on Vivian and Violet's thighs, enjoying the massage service.

A group of dead souls waited humbly on the side.

In particular, Uncle Ben and Tate's eyes showed their desire to kill.

"The exorcist duo, the Warrens."

Alan had no intention of getting up to greet him, and said indifferently: "Seeing is believing. I have long admired you."

"Do you know us?" Ed's face showed a little pride.

"No…, I've seen the Conjuring movie."

Alan naturally did not admit that he was watching a pirated version in the adult section.

(End of this chapter)