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Chapter 217 I can’t help but ask, even if I am incontinent, I have to ask, where did the time go? (Please subscribe)

Boss Yin completed his transformation at this moment.

Once again, he evolved from Yin Boss to Yin Shihuang.

2:30 p.m.

After careful consideration, Emperor Yinshihuang decided to launch a general attack on Civilization VI.

The success or failure of civilization's six tough battles is related to the rise, fall, honor and disgrace of a civilization.

This battle can only be won, not lost.

To show his determination, Boss Yin changed the title of the live broadcast room to——

[Complete the novice tutorial and trap the barbarian bandits]

Afternoon, two thirty-five.

Emperor Yinshi delivered an important speech.

In his speech, he pointedly pointed out——

"I don't understand why everyone is talking about Chongzhen being hanged from a tree, as if this civilized game is destined to be bad for us!"

"Three hours ago, I embarked on the journey from the novice tutorial and started the path of civilization development!"

"The major tribes and villages were unified. Wherever Wu Yin's army went, the tribes and villages wholeheartedly welcomed——"

"That state of vitality and all things competing is still before our eyes!"

In the live broadcast room.

All the water friends present at the meeting said yes and shouted in unison——

"Goodbye, Bureau!"

"I am willing to go through fire and water as the principal, no matter what!"

"The first batch of graduates from the Yellow Turban Auto Repair Factory is out!"

"I would like to be the seat of the Bureau, and my heart and mind will be wiped out!"

"It's burning, it's burning!"

"Okay! Okay! In this civilized battle, the fighting force will be 600,000 versus 800,000. I have the advantage!"

"Secretary, Nana's secret message!"

"Read!"

"What are you having for dinner?"

“If we don’t win this battle for civilization, all water friends from me on down will not have dinner!”

"Yes!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room have a very good grasp of the speed and essence of the role.

After a strong round of pre-war mobilization, Boss Yin moved the mouse to enter the game.

【Welcome to the civilized world】

【The journey of building an empire begins here, from humble beginnings to great excellence, and write your history. 】

【Will you conquer the world through great battles, or be the first to send your nation to explore space? 】

[Will you use your national culture to influence the world, or will you spread your beliefs to every corner of the world? 】

【Time will prove everything……】

[All great civilizations start with a great leader. From the tutorial below, choose the civilization you want to experience——]

[1: Cleopatra of the Egyptian Empire ruled a civilization with powerful allies and great city builders]

【Using Cleopatra】

[2: Gilgamesh of the Sumerian Empire ruled a vast land, and he was also a respected conqueror]

【Use Gilgamesh】

When seeing the two leaders, Boss Yin went against the norm and did not choose the Queen.

Because after experiencing a round of civilizational failures, he understood that powerful allies and great city builders could not help him better resist or even eliminate barbarian invasions.

On the contrary, the leader of the Sumerian Empire was a respected conqueror. The meaning of this introduction is self-evident.

Fight, Gilgamesh can still fight!

Why don't you chase the poor criminals?
I insist today——

It is better to chase the poor bandits with courage, not to be a famous scholar!
As long as the barbarian dares to show his face, I will fuck him to death!

Boss Yin did not hesitate and chose Gilgamesh.

"From the first sprouts of life underwater, to the giant beasts of the Stone Age... to the first time humans walked upright, you've been through a lot."

"Now, start your great exploration - from the cradle of early civilization to the vast stars!"

This was only the second time I heard this majestic and passionate narration.

Emperor Yinshihuang's feelings took a 180-degree turn.

"From the cradle of early civilization... to the vast stars?" Emperor Yinshi shook his head and said:
"Cradle? Who would have thought that it would be so difficult for a civilization to grow from the cradle until it establishes a firm foothold on this land..."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were filled with emotion when they heard this.

Who said no?
If the civilization game is like this, what about real civilization?

I'm afraid the degree of difficulty is far beyond their imagination.

[The Sumerian Empire—entering the world stage]

【Gilgamesh--】

[You have a great responsibility, King Gilgame. Your people, and many others around the world, look to you as a leader. 】

[You are more than just a mortal. This heavy world will not let you hesitate. Encourage the Sumerian people to settle along the river in the fertile land. Choose your allies carefully - because many people want to gain your power. 】

【Start your adventure, it's time to write your magnificent chapter. 】

[Characteristics and abilities——]

[Enkidu's Adventure: You can declare war on a civilization that is at war with its allies without affecting the level of bellicosity. When conducting joint operations, if they and their allies are within 5 cells, they will share plunder rewards and combat experience gains]

[Epic Quest: When you capture a barbarian outpost, you will receive tribal village rewards and gold coins. The cost of requisitioning city-state units is reduced by half]

[Chariot: a unique land unit]

Epic quest?

The leader of the Sumerian Empire, Gilgamesh, is really suitable for this battle of civilization!

Occupying the barbarian outpost can obtain tribal village rewards, which is consistent with Yin Shihuang's battle plan!

Gilgamesh?

Who is he?

I have never heard of the Sumerian Empire.

For Yin Shihuang, this name was too unfamiliar.

If he didn’t understand, he asked, seeking help from water friends in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

In the live broadcast room, there were actually knowledgeable water friends who answered questions.

"Gilgamesh is the first Golden Saint in historical legends! He is also called the King of Heroes!"

"Sumere was also the first civilization recorded in history."

"According to the ancient Sumerian King List, Gilgamesh lived to be 126 years old. Even by today's standards, this is considered a long life, not to mention a time full of famine, war, filthy environment and disease, even a stuffy nose. The age of death!"

"I see!"

Boss Yin suddenly realized.

hero King!
Golden Saint!
As soon as these two nicknames came out, who in the world knew about them?
He is the famous Emperor Yinshi, plus the legendary leader Gilgamesh.

It can be said to be a strong alliance!
This battle must be won!

After officially entering the game.

Boss Yin began to follow the consultant's instructions with ease and develop step by step.

After resisting and crushing the barbarian invasion, Boss Yin immediately obtained the scout unit and searched for the barbarian's lair along the map.

Now that we know that every round, on the premise that they are constantly developing, the barbarians are also constantly developing under the control of AI.

The key is……

It’s hard to say who is better between the AI ​​level and Yin Shihuang’s current level.

Therefore.

While the enemy-to-enemy situation between the Yin Kingdom and the Sumerian sub-states and the barbarians is still at an advantage, try your best to eliminate the hidden dangers first.

after all……

How can you allow others to snore and sleep under the couch?
Barbarian?

hehe! Just a barbarian!

I have five ways, five ways to win!
Next round!

Next round! !
Next round! ! !

Time passes slowly...

It wasn't until this moment that Boss Yin understood.

Why did the old thief quote the poem "One day in the cave, one thousand years in the world" in the developer's message for Civilization VI released this time.

Because the speed of development of a civilization in the hands of players is really amazing.

When players are immersed in the game, they ignore the passage of time.

One hour!
Two hours!

Three hours!

This battle for civilization is far more difficult than Yin Shihuang and the water friends present thought.

because……

Emperor Yinshihuang discovered after destroying a barbarian territory——

There is more than one barbarian clan and more than one opponent.

"It's been three hours, my mother, the beginner's tutorial has not ended for three hours!"

"Am I crazy, or is the world crazy?"

"If someone had told me before the release of Civilization VI that the novice tutorial would take four or five hours, I would have thought he was crazy. Now it seems... I am crazy."

"Civilization Attack? The name is indeed correct, it is really a battle!"

Boss Yin has already devoted himself wholeheartedly to the development of civilization——

As if he were Gilgamesh!

It seems like his nickname is the King of Heroes!

Four hours!

Five hours!

Six hours!

When the game map is filled with Gilgamesh flags!

When all the territory is included in the Sumerian Empire!

The final result of this battle is a united battle victory!
This extremely arduous battle for civilization has finally come to an end.

According to the records of Yellow Turban Army historians——

[This is a tough battle that has not been recorded in history. Although it is small in scale, it is equally tragic. 】

[Yin Shihuang played the role of Gilgamesh, the leader. At the cost of prostatitis, he spent six hours without going to the toilet and won this novice tutorial. 】

[It also sounded the clarion call for the anchor to counterattack Civilization VI, which can be called a historical turning point for Civilization VI players]

[——"Yinshihuang·Benji"]

In the live broadcast room.

With lightning speed, Boss Yin jumped up from the gaming chair and left the live broadcast room.

"Toilet, where is my toilet!"

After the battle for civilization ended, Boss Yin faced an even more cruel thing -

Prostate defense.

Boss Yin’s vigorous figure seems to be telling the player——

Six hours!

A whole six hours!

Do you know how I spent these six hours?
I'm sure I'll take advantage of the barbarian, even the old thief can't keep him!
I said!
In the live broadcast room, netizens sighed after seeing this.

"Who says there is no real empathy in the world? Although I didn't hold it in for six hours, my prostate was still aching."

"What a sin, six hours, a beginner's tutorial, six hours of playing!"

"Sure enough...as long as you live long enough, you can encounter any weird things."

"Old thief, are you satisfied?"

"General Tiangong: Just tell me whether this beginner's tutorial is detailed or not!"

"Judging from this point alone...there is nothing wrong with the old thief!"

"Hahahahaha - grass (a plant)"

It didn't take long.

Boss Yin solved his physical problem and returned to the live broadcast room.

just now……

Boss Yin wanted to solve his psychological problem. He slapped the table and said:
"Six hours? It starts at 2:30 in the afternoon and ends at 8:30 in the evening. If I hadn't told you, who would have dared to believe that this was a novice tutorial?" The most important thing is... the barbarians encountered in this novice tutorial are really not the best. Talk about martial ethics! "

"And... everyone has read the Civilization Encyclopedia. Everyone knows how many eras there are. Even if the civilization I led has won the victory in the end, where are we actually now? Even the shadow of the future era Not even seen."

"I can't help but ask, even if I'm incontinent, I have to ask - old thief, where did the time go?"

In the live broadcast room, netizens couldn't help laughing when they heard Yin Shihuang's accusation——

"Yes, we also want to know, where has the time gone?"

"I don't know about the others, but for the past six hours, you have been in Civilization VI."

"I unilaterally declare that Civilization VI is a time assassin!"

"No, I think it's more appropriate to call him a time thief!"

"Saving civilization and being the founder of civilization, can that be called a thief? What is done by scholars is called stealing, it is clearly a time thief!"

After glancing at the barrage, Boss Yin felt increasingly tired.

He has not yet felt that he has devoted himself wholeheartedly to the eternal cause of civilization.

Now that the game was over, he felt like everything was wrong.

As if he was afraid of sudden death due to lack of oxygen, Boss Yin took a deep breath, bit his back molars and said:

"Eight-thirty, hehe... It's eight-thirty. You can rush me to 8:30 for a game?"

"Okay, this game is fine!"

"Download!"

"Tomorrow we will continue to compete with Civilization VI. I want to see how much time it takes to start a serious game besides the novice tutorial."

That night.

Slices of Wu Yin's live broadcast leaked.

Among them, the words he roared——

"I can't help but ask, even if I'm incontinent, I have to ask - old thief, where did the time go?"

It became the voice of countless Civilization VI players that night.

The Civilization VI beginner's tutorial became a hot search topic because the process took too long.

Countless Civilization 6 struggling players gathered in the comment area, game community, and live broadcast room, hugging each other for warmth and comfort.

"Wow, wow, that's so good!"

"Speaking my mind, I just clicked on the novice tutorial, and when I looked up, it was already dark!"

“It’s not embarrassing when it’s dark, but it’s embarrassing if you look up and it’s still light!”

"Have you all passed the novice tutorial? No way? No way? Am I the only one who can't even beat the novice tutorial?"

"Oh, the beginner's tutorial is actually very simple. You do this first, then that, and you'll pass the level!"

"...You can talk!"

"After watching Boss Yin's live broadcast, I found that if you want to play Civilization VI and pass the game in one go, the most important thing is to be in good health."

"How do you know I have an indestructible kidney?"

"My kidneys are invulnerable!"

"Old thief, you did a great job in the novice tutorial. Don't do it again next time!"

The players chatted and gathered in the comment area of ​​Taiping Dao official Weibo. They collectively refreshed the screen and asked the question that everyone was most concerned about——

"Old thief, the novice tutorial of Civilization VI takes six hours, but many of them are teaching processes for novices. If we play a game seriously and have fun, it shouldn't cost six hours. Hours?"

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