I lied to my parents and got into a prestigious school, so I built my own top school.
Chapter 207: Fancy job application, netizens collectively break the defense
Chapter 207: Fancy job application, netizens collectively break the defense
There are still three days until school starts.
But Xiao Tuantuan returned to school early.
She had nothing to do at home. When she was live broadcasting, she was also asked questions about Shanhe University by fans.
After much deliberation, it would be better to go back to school directly.
When she returned to the dormitory, she realized that she was not the first to think so.
Almost all the heads of various societies have returned.
They consciously check the equipment in the dormitory and campus lines to prepare for the start of classes.
"We can't just let Yang Ge do everything."
"Yes, I heard that he was so entangled by the alum that he couldn't help it, and he was even dragged into planning for a few days. That show was really awesome!"
"Before this, I thought I had to rely on netizens to make memes. I didn't expect that it would be adapted to the small screen. I couldn't stop it at all!"
"Many teachers online said they came to apply for majors, but when I came, I didn't see any outside vehicles at the school gate."
"Tuan Tuan, you know Yang Ge best, is it true that you want to open a new major?"
"Hurry up and ask for us. If there really is a major in antiquities restoration, I won't consider anything else."
……
Xiao Tuantuan sees how motivated everyone is.
Can't bear to dampen their enthusiasm.
Then let them each make statistics to see if there are any majors that they must choose.
After counting, she showed it to Yang Ge.
It would also give Yang Ge a reference.
In the evening, the small group went to Yang Ge's office.
"Why did you come back so early and didn't go out to play?"
Yang Ge put a large pile of information into the filing cabinet and asked with a smile.
"You are still in the mood for fun, but the Internet is quarreling again, saying that Shanhe University is trying to whet everyone's appetite."
"I don't even dare to start a live broadcast because I'm afraid of being drowned in saliva!"
Tuantuan pressed the statistical results in her hand on his chest.
Yang Ge took it inexplicably, glanced at it, and put it aside.
"It's all been counted, and I've left a file. Don't tell me that's why you came back?"
Yang Ge stood in front of the window.
He glanced in the direction of the school gate.
The teacher application should be arriving soon.
Just now, Yang Ge selected thirty resumes from hundreds of resumes and prepared to interview those teachers.
This is what he will do today.
"Seeing that you are on the trending search again, I am very worried. Come back early to see if I can be of some help. No!"
Tuantuan stood side by side with him.
From the same angle, overlook the entire Shanhe University.
In the setting sun, a light orange halo surrounded the entire Mingshan Mountain.
The stopped excavator is like a high-spirited giant beast, working hard to dig out the entire ridge.
"No wonder you chose this place as your office. It turns out the view is so good!"
“This is the first time I truly feel how beautiful our school is!”
Xiao Tuantuan took out his mobile phone, took a photo, and posted it in the campus internal group.
Then he took a few steps back.
Secretly took a picture of Yang Ge's back.
"Here we come! If you can't broadcast it, just broadcast the scene here!"
Yang Ge turned around.
The frightened Xiao Tuantuan hurriedly hid the phone behind his back, agreed in a panic, and ran away.
"Okay, I'll get ready now!"
……
The fun of netizens this evening was once again taken over by Shanhe University.
The conversation between Yang Ge and the teacher applicant was like a unique talk show.
"Yang Ge, I don't want a penny. Can you allow me to open a major?"
"We at Shanhe University have an anti-fraud platform and real-time monitoring."
When netizens heard this, they all burst out laughing. As expected of Yang Ge, he didn’t give me any face!
This meme quickly became a joke among netizens.
No matter what anyone else says, this answer is appropriate.
It can be called the most lasting "meme" in this holiday.
At this time, a netizen was asked to pay extra service fees at a certain scenic spot.
The netizen shook his phone without thinking.
"Do you think I don't do any guides when I go out? I have an anti-fraud APP installed on my phone!"
……
Another person approached Yang Ge and wanted to open a juggling major.
The reason he gave was also very simple.
"Brother Yang, look at the world. Everyone is vying to move up. We can't even recruit anyone to our team!"
"I heard that the people our school recruits are not bad. I want to teach them how to juggle. It doesn't matter whether the money is money or not. As long as I sign a contract with them, you can hire them!"
The barrage in the live broadcast room immediately started flying.
From the preparation of Shanhe University to the present, no one has dared to disparage it like this.
Even those wild bird universities are careful to stumble from behind, but they don't dare to be so strong from the front.
The old gentleman looked at Sven.
I didn’t expect to be so good at “shrimp and pig heart”!
"It's so funny, I really think Shanhe University is a grassroots team."
"Did you see Yang Ge's reaction? His face turned green!"
"Who is this old gentleman? Why would he want to recruit people here? Doesn't juggling need to be cultivated from children?"
"In the eyes of the elderly, 17 or 18-year-olds are just children!"
"He knows the Internet. Maybe no one knew about his juggling team before. Now that he shows up like this, won't it become more popular?"
All kinds of weird majors come one after another.
Only netizens can’t imagine that there is nothing Yang Ge can’t interview.
Among various majors such as horse breeding, grass farming, police dogs, Yi Xue, BOC, e-sports, housekeeping, etc., Yi Xue has the highest voice.
The police dog profession comes in second.
Xiao Tuantuan was sitting in front of the phone, looking at the barrage, the hairs on his back stood up.
What on earth are these people here to do!
They don’t really think that Shanhe University is that outrageous, right?
College students are a bit clearer, but not stupid!
But Yang Ge listened with gusto.
Give everyone enough time to explain.
People lined up from the teaching building to the school gate. They brought their own bedding and when it was their turn, they would lie down and sleep on the spot.
The students couldn't laugh or cry when they saw it.
Just in time for supper.
Yang Ge was so tired that he couldn't even open his eyes.
After seeing this scene, I had to apologize to everyone and let them go to the cafeteria to have a meal, then rest for a night, and continue tomorrow.
that's it.
More and more people are applying for jobs.
Some teams held roll-up banners, some pulled banners, and some held flags.
"Yang Ge, we have expertise!"
"Yang Ge, please give me a chance! We will definitely train students from Shanhe University to become outstanding talents!"
"I'm good at tiling. I've been doing it for eight years!"
"You can earn hundreds of dollars at a time by doing roof waterproofing. My profession is very economical. It only takes two months to train and get on the job!"
"I have been a master of making steamed buns for decades. This skill is very valuable. I am willing to go to Shanhe University to show my skills and let the students pass it on!"
……
The netizens in the live broadcast room became more and more upset the more they listened to it.
How come these majors feel like they are right around you!
If they can open a major, can I do it too?
It wasn't until they saw all the "teachers" who came to apply for jobs flocking to the cafeteria that netizens finally saw the answer.
"You just want to make money, and you actually say you are a teacher?"
"Damn it, the wisdom of the masses is indeed infinite. Why didn't I think of this method?"
"For that bite of food, these people are really embarrassed!"
"How about we go as a group tomorrow?"
(End of this chapter)
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