Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 2 Human World
  Pluto sent a message to Xiang Lin in his head.

"Xiang Lin, come back."

Lin responded and suddenly entered a colorful tunnel. His body was stretched and shortened in an instant as if he was being violently agitated by some energy wave. His ears were buzzing. When he realized what he was doing, he was in the middle of something. People's backyard.

"Sound transmission also has the function of teleportation?" Lin Xiang patted his cheek hard as if he didn't believe it: "It's amazing! How did I get through it! It doesn't feel uncomfortable at all! With this function, can humans enter the universe? Black holes explored.”

Yes, with a monthly salary of less than 3,000, he is very interested in exploring the mysteries of the universe and the unsolved mysteries of the world. There is also great enthusiasm for the human moon landing program.

……

Pluto was wearing a dark gown and was sitting upright on the stone bench of the pavilion. There was a tea set and a chessboard on the stone table in front of him.

"Are you playing chess by yourself?" Lin Xiang walked over and asked, "Why are there only black chess pieces?"

wrong.

There are two Hades.

Another Pluto sat opposite, appearing and disappearing like mist on a hot day.

The invisible Pluto suddenly materialized, looking like the face of Pluto, but with an indescribable horror. He gave Lin Xiang a weird smile, and then put the white chess piece in his hand into the chessboard.

Although he has seen a lot of strange things recently, it stands to reason that he should have become accustomed to it.

But he was still a little frightened when encountering this situation.

"Brother Pluto." Lin Xiang patted Pluto on the shoulder: "What the hell is that sitting opposite you? Hurry up and take away your magical powers..."

Hades turned his face.

What Lin Xiang saw was a paper man.

The face of the paper man is painted with Pluto-like eyes, nose, and mouth.

Her expression was smiling, and there were two patches of pink blush on her cheeks.

This lifeless but still moving gadget directly stimulated Lin Xiang's Tianling Gai.

"..."

Lin Xiang turned around and left expressionlessly.

The paper man suddenly laughed mechanically like it was wound up: "Human. Human. Human."

The sound was high-pitched and weird, like a doll possessed by an evil spirit in a horror movie.

Lin Xiang's calves felt weak and he almost fell.

"Xiang Lin, where are you going?"

A tall purple figure appeared.

Who is the man coming towards me if he's not Pluto?

Lin Xiang almost burst into tears. He stepped forward and grabbed Pluto's sleeves tightly, and pointed behind him with a sideways glance: "Brother Pluto, what are those things! They're scary to death."

"That's a wisp of my evil soul."

"Evil soul?"

"Everyone has an evil part in their soul. I just extracted it and sealed it in the person who caused it."

"How could you put such a dangerous thing next to me?" Lin Xiang accused: "It's so dangerous!"

Pluto held his forehead: "We just want to talk nicely, don't pinch us."

"okay."

"I made a substitute out of paper to play with him. He won't bother you or leave the pavilion." Pluto explained.

"I really don't want to say that your substitute looks scarier than the evil spirit..."

"Don't worry." Pluto patted Lin Xiang's shoulder: "Everything here is under my control."

"Can you pass me directly to the front hall next time?" Lin Xiang was still frightened.

"Okay." Pluto made an OK gesture, and then squeezed out an inappropriate smile: "I have a client, I'll take the job."

"Taking a job? Got a job?"

Hades nodded.

Lin Xiang has been hanging around here for more than a month, and today he finally has something serious to do.

"This is an entrustment from the human world, and the money received from the human world is also human money. After the transaction is completed, you will settle the account of Ruyi Noodle House, and the rest will be yours."

"How much? Is it much?"

"I have no idea about money. How much is too much?"

"Five hundred dollars?"

Pluto smiled: "It's more than the number you said."

Lin Xiang clapped his hands: "Then I will do it well!"

------

The front hall of the troublemaker returned to the appearance of an ordinary store.

The furnishings inside the house look like an antique store.

At first glance, it was only about thirty square feet, with two glass counters placed against the wall.

Antiques, copper coins, and even a few Yuan Datou were neatly arranged on the glass counter.

There are several swivel chairs beside the counter for customers to sit and choose.

In the middle is a mahogany tea table and four Taishi chairs.

"This is the original space." Pluto said.

"So many antiques!" Lin Xiang sighed.

"It's fake, only the copper coins are real."

"Tch, Pluto also sells fakes."

"The whole street is selling fakes, why can't I sell them? Besides, I never said these were genuine."

"It's not so expensive if it's not genuine!" Lin Xiang pointed to a string of rosary beads with a price tag of four digits.

"Customers like to bargain, and merchants sometimes receive less than half of the marked price."

"Dark...really dark."

"I also have to pay rent every year." Pluto said disapprovingly.

"Trickster!"

"We also provide blessings and consecration, which means very auspicious." Pluto explained.

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After a while, a white-haired woman walked in with a cane.

Pluto made a gesture of asking him to sit down.

The woman nodded, her movements were slow and slow, and her dress and style were unlike those of ordinary people.

The pearl necklace around her neck, as large as cherries, is shiny and translucent, and is worth tens of thousands of dollars at least.

When Prime Minister Lin used to work as a courier, he saw a lot of good things. When he first entered the industry, he was a packer. He was thoughtful and talkative. Every time a customer sent something valuable, he would chat with him and let the customer guarantee the price, so that he could earn some commission or something. As time goes by, I will understand more.

When it comes to pearls, regardless of their quality, the bigger they are, the more valuable they are.

To put it into detail, color and shape are important, but truly regular round pearls are rare in the world. The pearls the old lady wears around her neck are considered to be of the highest quality.

Pluto sent a message into Xiang Lin's head: "Why do you always stare at other people's necks?"

"The pearl necklace on her neck is so big that you can't even see it?"

"Of course I saw it."

"Aren't you shocked? How much does it cost to buy such a large string of seawater pearls?"

"Shocked by clam saliva?"

"Seawater pearls!"

"The clams in the sea are indeed bigger than the clams in the river."

"That's right, you are Pluto, and you are only interested in Pluto coins."

"I'm not interested in Hades coins either."

The two of them were communicating in their heads, going back and forth, but on the surface, only Lin Xiang was grinning stupidly.

The old lady asked in confusion: "What's wrong with this young man?"

Hades pointed to his head expressionlessly.

The old lady looked regretful: "He is quite handsome, it's a pity."

"Mrs. Xu, I made an appointment online before."

"Yes, my grandson made the reservation for me. He told me that your place is great!"

"Your grandson is..."

"Lu Jiasheng."

Pluto frowned: "I know, you are Mr. Lu's wife, right?"

"Yes, the Lu family in the west of the city. Then what I entrusted..."

"Now that you've paid the deposit, I will definitely handle it for you, but I have one unkind request."

"But it doesn't matter."

"Don't let me meet your grandson."

Mrs. Xu didn't ask any more questions, nodded and said, "Okay."

After seeing the old lady off, Lin Lian hurriedly approached Pluto and asked, "What is she asking for?"

"Looking for the dog."

"That's it?"

"Yes. Mrs. Lin lost her pug that she had had for almost ten years."

"Looking at the way you two were acting just now, I thought you were planning to conspire to become spies. Tsk...it turns out you're looking for a dog. If you don't want to meet anyone, you owe a romantic debt to some girl."

Pluto laughed: "If I am not romantic, where will the debt come from?"

"You are Pluto, please predict where the old lady's dog went? Didn't it fall into a pit and be unable to climb out..."

"...I suggest you speak up and do good deeds."

"Okay, where is the dog now?"

"If someone sets up a barrier against something, it will be difficult to predict. With my ability, it is too easy to see through the secrets of heaven, but there are rules within the Three Realms. You cannot use the ability to see through the secrets of heaven. The human world is in the middle, and the rules are more many."

"What happens if you break the rules?"

"You will be exiled from the three realms."

"then you……"

"No one can do anything to me. I'm not an ordinary person..."

……

This guy is really a bitch in the world.

Hades smiled.

"You called me before and told me my date of birth and surname. Did you figure this out by talking to me on the phone?"

"No, you have to click on "Interest" to see my contact information. I can naturally see your information in the background." Pluto looked at Xiang Lin like a fool.

"..."

"After all, the recruitment information has been posted for so many days, and you are the only one who is interested."

"..."

"Before, Ruyi always helped me book clients. From now on, this job will be left to you. Things have to be prioritized. You can assign them to the categories for me, and then we will do them one by one."

Pluto threw a mobile phone to Lin Xiang.

“Why a beauty phone?”

“It’s nice to take photos.”

"..."

"Make a reservation on V-letter?"

"yes……"

Prime Minister Lin clicked on the V letter, which contained hundreds of messages.

He looked at them one by one.

Laughter Feihua: I did what you asked before, when will my career pick up?
  Pink Piggy: Thank you Master Li, I am indeed reunited with my boyfriend, please accept the red envelope! [Rose][Rose]
  Mr. Lin opened the red envelope: 188.8 yuan.

It also comes with a post-event reward.

Blue Melancholy: Something's wrong with me recently. I always feel like someone is watching me. I'm scared! Master, you must help me!
  Paranoia?

Lin Xiang's heart went crazy when he saw it. If people like this don’t see a psychiatrist, why should they seek out a psychiatrist...

He raised his head and said to Pluto: "With so many commissions, how do you prioritize them?"

"Divided according to the price paid by the customer."

"You...don't you have no idea about money?"

"Then I also know that the more of some things the better."

"..."

"Business is a matter of mutual consent between you and me. We are not cheating, we are just sorting by price."

"With so many commissions, you let me rest for a month? Why don't you start early?"

"You have to have some of my scent on you, otherwise cats and dogs will disturb you while you're working."

"……Can't understand."

"There will be danger."

"Helping old ladies find dogs, bringing together lovelorn couples, do you think these jobs are dangerous? Come on, you just want me to taste the sweetness first, and then tire me out to death!"

"I can't bear to give it up at all."

"I've never heard of a boss who isn't harsh on his employees. Anyway, you have to pay me overtime if you work overtime!"

Pluto smiled and said: "You are still too young. Will you be short of money if you follow me?"

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Lin Xiang followed Pluto's telepathy to the Lu family in the west of the city.

Three generations of the Lu family in the west of the city have been doing business. Rich assets. The residences are also built magnificently, showing the utmost luxury in the world.

As soon as Lin Xiang landed, he shouted: "Villa! Mansion! Fountain!"

Hades made a silencing gesture.

He used his spiritual power to observe the situation in the entire house and found that it was surrounded by barriers.

Lin Xiang was quiet for less than ten minutes: "Brother Pluto."

"Ok?"

"Who is Lu Jiasheng?"

Pluto was stunned: "Old Mrs. Xu's grandson."

"Why are you afraid of him?"

"there has never been."

"What is your relationship?"

"He was born on × year × month × day, and he is proficient in Yin and Yang Xuanmen techniques."

"Then I'm not traveling with you?"

"How can he come with me now that he is a human being?"

"Yes, you are not human!"

"But this person is really good. There are few mortals with such outstanding qualifications."

"Then why don't you want to see him? If Mrs. Xu has such a grandson with extraordinary abilities, why are you looking for Master Li?"

"It's a pity...he has always wanted to be my spiritual attendant."

"What a pity?" Lin Xiang felt that he was offended.

"Let's just use people's money to help them eliminate disasters."

"Then...why not let him be a spiritual attendant? He should be much better than me, right?"

"Although he is a yin stem and yin branch, he is the destiny of heaven and man. The five elements in his destiny are complete. Between hidden and revealed, yin and yang complement each other, and life is endless. It is an extremely good destiny. If you don't commit suicide, you will enjoy a lifetime of happiness and perfect harvest in the human world. official."

"It sounds like he is much better than me..." Lin Xiang said dejectedly.

"He just isn't interested in things in the world. He doesn't want to rely on his family's luck to become rich and famous in the world."

"what about me?"

"There's no comparison."

"you……"

Pluto smiled half-heartedly: "You are a sleeping dragon and a phoenix."

"Fuck you." This didn't sound like a compliment.

Lin Xiang ignored him and started walking around the villa alone.

Before Hades could shout, Prime Minister Lin bumped into something unknown.

It can't be seen or touched, but it is very hard.

Lin Xiang's vision went dark, and he instantly felt a sharp pain in his head. It feels like being struck by lightning.

"You have encountered an enchantment. This enchantment is evil-proof and harmless to mortals. However, your body has been contaminated with spiritual energy and will be mistaken by the enchantment as inhuman."

"I'm not a human being, am I a fucking ghost..."

"The barrier mistook you for being non-human."

Lin Xiang rubbed his head: "It hurts me to death. This job is indeed dangerous."

"I've seen the dog now."

"Where?" Lin Xiang looked around.

"In the attic."

"I didn't see it." Lin Xiang curled his lips: "I'm not clairvoyant."

"It's not about clairvoyance now, but it will be about being clairvoyant in the future. Go up and take the dog down."

"How do I get up there? Can't I fly up?"

Pluto nodded seriously: "Fly up, you can."

Lin Xiang pointed at himself: "Can I fly now?"

"You only need a little spiritual power to fly. You have absorbed so much spiritual power when you are in trouble. That's all."

"Can you really fly?"

Hades nodded seriously.

Lin Xiang closed his eyes in excitement, as if he had an enlightenment. He seemed to know how to use spiritual power, but he couldn't fully understand it.

Pluto preached in his mind: "Riding a dragon and riding the wind brings endless luck."

"Get up - fly -" Lin Xiang muttered.

As expected, both feet slowly left the ground.

Lin Xiang felt ecstatic in his heart.

If a mortal can fly in the sky, he can be considered the first person in history, right?

Rising higher and higher. A breeze blew by, and he felt an unprecedented sense of freedom.

No wonder the ancients spent their entire lives pursuing the art of flying to the sky.

This kind of freedom is unprecedented.

He took off for the first time, and the more he flew, the happier he became. Even his ancestral fear of heights was forgotten, and the height he flew had already exceeded the attic on the top of the villa.

Lin Xiang waved to Pluto, who was getting smaller and smaller on the ground: "The vast horizon is my love... The flowers are blooming at the foot of the continuous green mountains!"

Pluto did not expect him to complete the task well. He just sent a message in his head: "You have had enough fun and come down quickly. Your telepathy is not enough. Be careful..."

"Be careful of what - ah -" Before Mr. Lin could finish his words, he was twisting and turning in the air, and then falling quickly.

Lin Xiang closed his eyes and howled wildly, and the feeling of weightlessness suddenly hit his body.

When he was about to reach the ground, Pluto sent a black feather under him, and his body was instantly cushioned before he landed.

"You will feel when your spiritual power is exhausted."

"Isn't it that I haven't noticed it for the moment?" Lin Xiang got up from the ground in embarrassment.

"It will happen gradually. You haven't figured it out yet."

A burst of young laughter suddenly came from not far away.

"Lu Jiasheng." Pluto showed a headache expression.

Hearing this name, Lin Xiang couldn't help but look at the other person carefully.

An old-fashioned Tang suit that looks exactly like Pluto. Even the hairstyle is modeled after Pluto's style. Although his face is young and green, his painted eyebrows are definitely an appearance that worries countless women.

Lu Jiasheng clapped his hands and approached: "Let me taste Lord Pluto's new spiritual attendant."

Lin Xiang frowned and turned his head. Damn it, I’m not as handsome as him, and I have no confidence.

Lu Jiasheng smiled and said, "Weren't you very talkative just now? You saw why I didn't speak."

"I don't accept everyone's words, and I don't look at my own level."

"Ha, I used to deliver food!"

Lin Xiang lost half of his anger in an instant, but he still said stubbornly: "Aren't you proficient in magic? You can't even tell the difference between delivering food and delivering express."

"Vulgar person."

"You imitate a cat and a tiger, but you become a dog. You can't learn from Pluto's yin and yang."

Pluto and Lu Jiasheng both had veins twitching on their foreheads.

"How can you be the spiritual attendant of Hades when you are nothing special?"

"Pluto likes my style."

After hearing this, Hades had no choice but to nod in cooperation.

"You!" Lu Jiasheng turned to look at Pluto: "Lord Pluto, why don't you accept me as your spiritual attendant? I thought I was not qualified at first, but now, am I not as capable as him?"

"You must be much more capable than him." Pluto told the truth.

Lu Jiasheng said bitterly: "Why is that?"

"You do know more than ordinary people, and you have been lucky enough to get the fragments of the Tianji Stone to spy on the secrets of all living beings in the three realms, but..." Pluto glanced at Lu Jiasheng, who was full of spiritual energy around him, and continued: "You have your own mission, Then there are the people of heaven.”

"Lord Pluto, I am clearly a very yin person."

"Believe it or not. Don't approach me in this way again. I'm...very busy every day."

"I killed that dog." The boy said angrily.

"Killing without reason is not a good deed." Pluto said and turned to leave.

"Lord Pluto!" Lu Jiasheng grabbed Pluto's shoulders tightly: "I want to replace him!"

"Don't ignore my warning!"

Pluto seemed to be angry, and his voice was as weird and terrifying as coming from the void, deafening.

"Lord Pluto, I just want to know...why...I can't..."

Pluto's eyes became chaotic, and wind, rain, thunder and lightning began to gather around him. The surrounding wind suddenly rose, and the color of the sky and the earth changed. He turned back and looked at Lu Jiasheng indifferently.

Lu Jiasheng felt it was difficult to breathe for a moment. He looked at Pluto's eyes that gradually turned scarlet, and he immediately took his hand back in shock. After a long while, as if he was unwilling to give in, he glared at Lin Xiang hatefully, turned around and left.

Lin Xiang is also a capable person. When he saw such a terrifying Pluto, he naturally did not dare to say another word and followed Pluto back to the place where he was responsible.

After the rain, the sky clears up.

"The money has arrived." Lin Xiang held his mobile phone and cheered: "Old Mrs. Xu gave me a full three thousand! The lives of rich people are really valuable. Hey, my life is also life!"

"The money is all yours." Pluto sat on the cave and drank tea.

Pluto returned to his usual easy-going attitude, and Xiang Lin said: "Pluto, were you trying to scare that kid just now? Just like you were scaring me when we first met."

"What you saw back then was an illusion. I'm serious this time."

"what?"

"He had murderous intentions towards you. I was going to strike him to death with lightning."

Lin Xiang shouted: "He actually wants to kill me? So vicious. It's a shame that I still feel so sorry for him!"

I feel sorry for him that he failed to realize his talent...

"Okay, I want to rest and disband." Pluto closed his eyes.

"Oh." Lin responded, unable to figure out Pluto for a while.

Sometimes Pluto becomes terrifying, and that terror comes from the very core.

Chilling.

Sometimes he is approachable.

I can't understand this monster.

(End of this chapter)