Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 3 Human World
  Pluto is somnolent that he sleeps for seven days every other month.

"How can he sleep so well?" Lin Xiang asked while eating noodles, "I can't even wake him up."

"You can't scream!" Ruyi leaned over and said, "Master needs to rest and replenish his spiritual power."

"It just means charging. The battery is not very durable."

"My master was not like this before. Back then, my master was the strongest god and had no enemies in the world."

"A good man cannot speak of his former bravery," said Lin Xiang.

"You don't understand it."

"You don't understand if you don't understand. Make me another cold dish. Add more peanuts and roasted tomatoes, and more vinegar."

"It's really delicious."

"It's a blessing to be able to eat." Lin Xiang chuckled: "The more you eat, the faster you grow."

"You are as thin as a stranger after walking for three days. Everything you eat is wasted." Ruyi placed the plate with cold dishes heavily in front of Lin Xiang.

"You don't understand, I mean dressing to look thin and taking off clothes to look fat." Lin Xiang lifted up his shirt and exposed his abdomen: "Look, the abs! Mermaid lines! Shark lines!"

"..."

"With my figure, it would be great if I could eat without getting fat."

"He's mentally ill!" Ruyi scolded him and went to the kitchen.

"It's unreasonable to talk to customers like this."

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Pluto woke up on time after seven days and meditated on the animal skin.

Lin Xiang got closer, ready to scare the other person.

As soon as he got close to his face, Hades opened his eyes.

For a moment, Lin Xiang thought he saw a pair of dead eyes.

Grayish-yellow, turbid, and bottomless like a whirlpool.

"Ah!" Lin Xiang jumped up in fright.

"What's wrong?" Pluto's pupils rolled down from his eye sockets.

"What's wrong with your eyes?"

"Probably because of the Eye of Chaos."

"What it is?"

"Pangu's right eye."

"Pangu? I have read myths and stories. Pangu created the world, his body turned into all things, his breath turned into wind and clouds, his voice turned into thunder, his left eye turned into the radiant sun, and his right eye turned into the bright and pure white moon. Muscles are mountains, blood is surging rivers, tendons are criss-crossing avenues, skin is vast hectares of fertile land, and sweat turns into rain and dew that nourishes all things."

Pluto smiled slightly: "I understand a lot. It is true that the left eye is the sun and the right eye is the moon."

"That's the Book of Mountains and Seas, ancient myths and stories, I've read them a lot." Lin Xiang has been interested in these since he was a child.

"Pangu's right eye was divided into two. One half hangs in the sky, which is the bright moon. Pangu dedicated his life, the law of heaven was pure, the virtue of the earth was established, and everyone was peaceful. But how could he have expected how future generations would treat his body."

"The right eye is split in two?"

"Pangu's entire left eye turned into the sun, and his right eye was divided into two, and one half turned into the moon in the sky. The other half was used to monitor all living beings and protect himself. It was used to reward good and punish evil. For thousands of years, human beings have already Forgot the ancient precepts, acted recklessly, destroyed forests, cut down trees, and discharged sewage. What was destroyed was Pangu's body. I will subdue the other half of the right eye and control it in my eyes, otherwise the flood would have spread, the sky would collapse, and everything would be destroyed in one day .”

"You mean floods and earthquakes? I've heard the legend of the flood, but science has proven that earthquakes are caused by plate movements."

"Deceiving yourself."

"..."

That’s right, I don’t even know who this person in front of me is and what kind of science he’s talking about: “Why don’t Brother Pluto hurry up and save the masses?”

"Good and evil cause and effect, reincarnation continues. In the end, it depends on one's own awakening."

“Wouldn’t this world be a better place if there were no natural or man-made disasters?”

"All things carry yin and embrace yang, and have their own laws of derivation. They are always dying and always living. After all things are extinct, they will appear again, and after they appear, they will disappear again. In fact, human beings have been replaced and restarted countless times. Furthermore, if you commit a crime, Without repentance, but thinking about the Savior to forgive sins. The cost of doing evil is too low."

"Sure enough, heaven and earth are unkind and regard all things as stupid dogs."

"It's just that the great road is ruthless and moves the sun and the moon."

"If I were Dao Dao, I think I should be quite compassionate."

"Haha." Hades laughed.

"How do you know this?" Lin Xiang has long been curious about the origin of Pluto. He looks young, only a few years older than himself, in his twenties. But understand everything.

"The Secret Stone is on my body. Although there are still a few fragments falling in the world, the main body is on me. I know all the secrets in the Three Realms."

"What is the Tianji Stone?"

"It's a spiritual treasure from the three realms."

"Tell me about it, I'm interested!"

"Let's talk about it when we have time. I have to go out to do some errands and will probably have to leave for a while."

"Don't I have to go?"

"This time the situation is special and I can't take you with me. Please take a good look at the store."

"Is there any money to be made this time?"

Hades shook his head.

Lin Xiang said, "I can show you the store, but such a big store is empty and unpopular. It's scary and boring."

Why not call Ruyi over to accompany me.

Lin Xiang had a wishful thinking in his mind.

"Then I'll get a substitute to accompany you?" Pluto suggested sincerely.

"Why don't you just let me die?"

"Tie the type you like."

"Go slowly and don't send me away!"

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Lin Xiang came to Ruyi Noodle House.

When Ru Jing saw him, he shouted: "Didn't you just eat it?"

"Hungry again."

Seeing that there were other customers, Ruyi was too lazy to argue with her and brought out a bowl of noodles from the kitchen.

"Eat."

Lin Xiang took a bite and found it not as delicious as before.

"Ruyi, if there are many people, you can't cook it blindly. It will taste like water from the pot."

"You! Get out of here after you finish eating!"

"Ruyi~" Lin Xiang put down his chopsticks: "Pluto is gone. I'm afraid of others if I sleep alone. Come over and stay with me at night."

Ruyi grabbed Lin Xiang's ear.

"Ahhh-"

"Tell me, do you still dare to talk nonsense? Huh?"

"I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore, sister Ruyi, mother Ruyi, grandma Ruyi!"

Only then did Ruyi let go: "Besides, who is as unruly as you? The master didn't call me to answer the trouble, so I'll be here on standby."

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Since Pluto left, Prime Minister Lin has not turned off the lights every night. And only in the front room. He had a deep psychological shadow on the backyard.

Every night, he could hear the faint laughter and chess playing. Tortured him so much.

He often keeps his eyes open until dawn and then sleeps again at dawn.

He thought he had a neurasthenia and had no appetite for food.

Several times I suggested sleeping in Ruyi’s noodle shop, but Ruyi refused.

……

"Sister Ruyi, I'm really going to be scared to death."

"I think you're fine." Ruyi continued to clean the table.

"You feed me some food."

"..."

Ruyi ferociously brought him a bowl of noodles: "Eat quickly, and get out of here after you're done!"

"I feel really sick." Lin Xiang took two bites of noodles with chopsticks nonchalantly: "Everything I eat tastes bad."

"Pretentious."

"I can't eat the noodles you made."

Ruyi tilted her head and thought for a long time, then suddenly realized: "I understand!"

Lin Xiang looked at Ruyi blankly: "What do you understand?"

"Now that you are half a spiritual person, your tastes must be different from those you used to have as a mortal."

"Can the taste change?"

"Just to give a simple example, frogs like to eat bugs and rabbits like to eat grass. They think it is a delicacy in the world, don't you think so?"

Lin Xiang shook his head.

"To put it simply, your species has changed now, and your taste has naturally changed as well."

"I suspect you're talking about the animal world, but I have no proof."

"Really, if you don't believe it, just try it and you will know."

Ruyi made another bowl of noodles for Lin Xiang. Lin Xiang took a bite and immediately praised it: "It's delicious! It's so delicious!"

Everything Lin Xiang ate recently felt unpalatable, making him extremely hungry both physically and mentally. He thought he had been scared out of his mind.

After eating this bowl of noodles, the taste is indescribable.

"The materials I use are not from the human world, so you can naturally taste them." After saying that, he handed Lin Xiang a delicate red fruit: "Eat it, this is the holy fruit, a food only found in heaven, it can strengthen your body. , strengthen spiritual energy, prolong life.”

Lin Xiang swallowed it in one gulp and felt instantly refreshed. The sweet and delicious taste of the fruit still lingered between his lips and teeth.

"How is it?" Ruyi asked.

Lin Xiang nodded and said excitedly: "That's great! Ruyi, you are so kind! I will never marry you unless you are in my life - it hurts."

"Marry you!" Ruyi grabbed Lin Xiang's ears and threw him out of the noodle shop.

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A few more days passed, but Pluto still didn't come back.

He deeply felt that this working environment was very free and he loved it, except that it was a bit weird.

It stands to reason that if Pluto doesn't come back, he can't complete the mission, so he shouldn't look at that work WeChat account.

But then I thought about it, I can’t complete the mission but I can accept the mission in advance and collect money!

Pluto really spent eight lifetimes cultivating his blessings before he could recruit employees who were so happy to work and make money.

So he turned on his phone.

In an instant, hundreds of messages came into view.

The downtrodden man: Master, reply to me, waiting online, urgent!
  Lin Xiang looked at this person inexplicably, and then looked at the profile picture, and it turned out to be the smiling Feihua who was seeking a career. Damn it, how quickly did you go from laughing and joking to being a destitute person? Lin Xiang couldn't bear it, so he made a note: Those who are looking for a career, hurry up.

He was going to wait for Pluto to come back and answer this man's questions first.

Lin Xiang scrolled up the chat history again and found that Pluto had already received the red envelope from the other party, and the date was long before he came to cause trouble.

He couldn't help but secretly slander: Collect money and don't do anything!
  Pink Pig: Master, my boyfriend loves me too much now and keeps pestering me. I am very worried. Should we break up?
  It’s you who wants to get back together, but you think the other person loves you too much if you want to get back together! Why don't you go to heaven? Side by side with the Golden Crow?

Lin Xiang looked at the other party's circle of friends and found that this girl was average-looking, but her pink hair was particularly eye-catching. The photos taken are all scissorhands.

Non-mainstream person, if my girlfriend is like this...oh no, I don't have such a girlfriend.

I'm a fucking single guy and I don't even have a girlfriend!
  What on earth are these people doing at Versailles!
  Lin Xiang angrily put the other party on the blacklist.

Read on.

Blue Melancholy: If Master doesn’t help me, I will commit suicide. Living is too painful.

suicide? Lin Xiang's eyes widened and he realized that the last day the other party sent a message was today.

He typed quickly and then clicked send: Young man, don’t overthink it.

Blue Melancholy replied instantly: Master, did you reply to me? I'm also afraid that everyone will regard me as a psychopath.

Lin Xiang thought about it, is he just crazy? But it’s not easy to tell the truth. So the reply was: Young man, be more open-minded.

Blue Melancholy: I always feel like someone is watching me secretly and wants to kill me. I’m really scared.

Troublemaker: Don't be afraid, where are you now? [yellow little man question mark expression]
  Blue Melancholy: I’m at home, alone, scared, and my girlfriend doesn’t want me anymore! I really don't want to live anymore! [Yellow villain crying expression]
  Troublemaker: Where is your home?

Blue Melancholy: Is the Master coming? The master is here today! [Yellow villain crying expression] Please master!
  The troublemaker: [The yellow villain has a dumbfounded expression]
  Blue Melancholy: Residential building opposite the Party and Government Kindergarten on Qingnian Street, Unit X 201.

Trouble maker: I know I’ll go there in the afternoon.

Blue Melancholy: [Hands together emoji]
  Lin Xiang threw down his cell phone and scratched his head with his hands irritably.

It was now twelve o'clock at noon. He decided to go to Ruyi's place to have a bowl of noodles and discuss with her what to do.

"Master hasn't come back yet, you can't act alone." Ruyi sat across from him and said. “That guy really wants to die! He feels like he’s suffering from depression. I need to lend a helping hand.”

Ruyi looked at the screen and said with a solemn expression: "When you chat with the client in the future, can you not use expressions?"

"Huh? Why?"

"My master is usually very cold in front of others!"

"He? Aloof? Come on."

"Maybe you are the master's spiritual attendant, so the master will be extra tolerant to you."

"Then you are still his spiritual pet!"

"So the master is also very kind to me! As warm as the spring breeze!" Ruyi said with her hands clasped together.

"Brainless fangirl!"

"Get out! Get out!"

Lin Xiang was originally planning to tease Ruyi again, but Lan Melancholy sent him another message: Master, I feel that thing is getting closer and closer to me, please save me!

At two o'clock in the afternoon, Lin Xiang teleported to a corner of Qingnian Street with his mind.

Success! Teleportation skills!
  Pedestrians came and went on the street, but no one noticed that there was an extra person in the corner.

He couldn't help but feel a burst of ecstasy in his heart, and almost laughed out loud: I really have great supernatural powers now, and I can fly into the sky and escape from the earth. I'm afraid I'm not dreaming!

However, there is no extra time to get excited. It is important to provide mental health counseling for Blue Melancholy.

Lin Xiang hummed a little tune and walked into the residential building where Blue Melancholy was.

I don't know if it was an illusion, but Lin Xiang felt a chill as soon as he entered the corridor. He shivered twice in succession.

He has a sensitive constitution and instinctively felt that something was wrong.

Probably because of the old house. New properties are generally very dry. Only older houses would be so damp, with yellowing walls and cobwebs on the corners.

"Damn it, it's so cold in summer!" He cursed while daring to walk up.

When he arrived in Room 201, Lin Xiang was surprised by the dusty, rusty and yellow security door.

Is this a fucking place where people live?

Knocked three times, no one answered.

Lin Xiang couldn't help but want to curse again.

He took out his mobile phone and played a voice message for Blue Melancholy.

The other party answered: "Well..."

The feeble voice made Lin Xiang wonder if the other party had used too much toilet paper.

"I'm at the door, why don't you open the door?"

As soon as the voice was hung up, the door opened.

A overwhelming rotten smell hit his face.

Lin Xiang held his breath and for a moment thought he saw a living ghost.

The man's hair was messy, his face was pale, his eyes were dull, and his lips were black and blue. He smiled at Lin Xiang, but the smile was uglier than the cry.

……

"Blue melancholy?" Lin Xiang asked.

The other party nodded mechanically, then made a way: "Please come in."

Is this brother poisoned? It doesn’t look normal! It's not like he was really caught up in something.

Lin Xiang retreated in his heart. But then I thought, if there was something wrong, just teleport away. So he walked in without hesitation.

The curtains in the room were drawn, the light was very dark, and the furnishings were very old.

The living room is not big and things are scattered around. There were dirty clothes, used toilet paper, plastic lunch boxes, and cigarette butts everywhere.

It’s easy to imagine where the stench comes from.

"Please sit down." The other person stood in the shadows and refused to move forward.

He wanted to find a place to sit, but the sofa was full of garbage.

To be honest, if he were allowed to live in this environment, it would be difficult for him not to commit suicide.

"What's your name?" Lin Xiang insisted on standing and talking to him.

"My name is Lan Ke."

"My name is Lin Xiang, and I am Master Li's apprentice. He sent me to have a look."

Lan Ke was quiet for a while, lowered his head and said, "Master Lao."

"You said that someone is watching you and following you?"

Lan Ke lowered his head and bent forward in a weird posture.

Lin Xiang was startled by the sudden scene and swallowed: "Where do you think that person is watching you?"

Lan Ke suddenly started laughing wildly, and he made a clicking sound: "It's on me!"

Lin Xiang's scalp was about to explode in an instant.

The other person suddenly slowly came towards him, and all the joints in his body suddenly bent in reverse, which was extremely terrifying.

This is definitely not a human being!

The real Lanke may have encountered something unexpected.

Teleport!
  Teleport!
  Oh no, the transmission failed.

There was suddenly darkness all around.

Lin Xiang seemed to have fallen into the void, and his body began to lose control.

"The Soul of the Essence." The extremely weird voice came intermittently from all directions, getting closer and closer.

Lin Xiang suddenly felt that something was wrapped around his body like a thread, slowly tightening. He gradually became breathless.

Damn it, this monster wants to eat me!

"Pluto!" Lin Xiang tried to transmit the message in his head.

Unfortunately there was no response.

The cheating Pluto didn’t teach me any fighting skills!

Am I, Mr. Lin, going to die here today?
  No, you can't sit still.

I am the spiritual attendant of Hades, and I should also have the ability to exorcise demons.

Just how to use it specifically?

He had read a few books in the study room in the backyard of the perpetrator before, specifically about magic. There are descriptions of spells in it.

Lin Xiang concentrated his mind, slowly raised his almost powerless arm, and then began to curse: "Wind, rain, thunder and lightning - break!"

A small ball of lightning floated out of Lin Xiang's mouth.

Lin Xiang's spell did not have any lethal effect, and the monster on his body became tighter and tighter. He was almost suffocated, unable to struggle, and eventually his limbs hung down feebly.

He was no longer afraid when he was about to die. His brain was extremely deprived of oxygen and he was ready to review his short and glorious life.

A white light suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.

Lin Xiang thought he had died and reached the paradise world.

His grandmother died before she even started looking back?

"You evildoer! Why don't you let him go quickly!"

If you heard me right, isn't this the sound of Ruyi?
  For a moment, Xiang Lin seemed to see the light of righteousness!
  The monster wrapped around him shrank back as if it had been electrocuted.

Lin Xiang also gradually recovered his vision and mobility.

I saw Ruyi surrounded by a spiritual energy, her clothes were fluttering, her hair was flying, and she was holding a huge blue flame circle in her hand.

When Lin Xiang saw that it was indeed what he wanted, his heart immediately dropped into his stomach. The calf muscles twisted and she moved behind Ruyi.

"Who asked you to come here alone? You are the soul of the soul. Any monster that eats you will increase your cultivation greatly! Can you have some self-awareness?"

Lin Xiang hugged Ruyi's thigh and took the opportunity to press his face against her: "I'm here to save people."

"If you didn't have some spiritual energy to protect you, you would have been eaten long ago! Fortunately, I came in time and burned all the spider silk she spit on you!"

"Sister Ruyi, use the turtle qigong to kill that monster!"

"...I am Orchid Foxfire!"

The monster suddenly materialized and turned into a huge black spider, which began to spin silk towards Ruyi.

Lin Xiang had never seen such a big spider. It had barbs all over its body, its eyes were scarlet, and its eight legs were still swinging up and down.

"What the hell is this..." Lin Xiang muttered.

Ruyi waved his hand, and several fireballs flew out, burning the spider silk cleanly.

Seeing that the spider was about to spin silk again, Ruyi snorted coldly: "You evildoer, my aunt will give you a chance to be wiped out in ashes right now!"

The orchid fox fire in her hand grew bigger and bigger, and the light was so piercing that it made people unable to open their eyes.

She released the fox fire and shouted loudly: "Execute!"

In an instant, a shrill scream was heard, a strong burning smell penetrated the nose, and the black barrier was shattered.

After being exposed to blindness, Lin Xiang opened his eyes and found himself sitting on the floor of Lan Ke's living room. Ruyi was standing next to him with a fierce expression.

The spider spirit was beaten until white smoke came out all over its body, its eight legs moved slightly, and then it turned into a human form.

It is the form of a woman.

"Not dead?" Ruyi stepped forward and stepped on the spider spirit's head.

The spider spirit spat out a mouthful of dirty blood and looked at Ruyi with a delicate look on his face: "Please spare my life, Lady Fox Fairy. The villain also wants to survive. The villain is not actively harming anyone, Lan Ke summoned me here. I appeared in response to his inner inspiration. He always said it would be better to die. I heard it in the dark..."

Lin Xiang looked at the spider spirit, pitiful and seriously injured, and instantly forgot how terrifying the spider spirit was, and began to help speak for her: "Ruyi, do you want to give her another chance?"

Ruyi said angrily: "Shut up! Do you also want to try my fox fire?"

Lin Xiang's head immediately shook like a rattle.

When the spider spirit saw that Lin Xiang wanted to save her, he immediately turned to Lin Xiang: "I am willing to work as a cow or a horse for you, please let me live. This is my first time to go down the mountain to harm others, and I have no experience, otherwise I would not end up like this." Now this is the fate. Lan Ke is not dead yet, I thought about it several times, but I didn’t dare to actually kill him."

Ruyi retracted her foot, grabbed the spider spirit's hair and said to Lin Xiang: "Look at you! She is a spider spirit! She wanted to eat you just now! You are like a farmer and a snake!"

"I don't dare, not anymore." The spider spirit kept begging for mercy.

Lin Xiang looked at the spider spirit with pear blossoms and rain, and whispered: "She seems to have said that she doesn't dare anymore."

Ruyi let go of her hand: "Let her go?"

"Yeah." Lin Xiang didn't dare to look at Ruyi's angry expression.

Ruyi sighed and said to Spider Spirit: "Let's go."

The spider spirit got up and thanked him again and again.

"But you are not allowed to harm anyone again." Lin Xiang said.

The spider spirit nodded.

"What about Lan Ke?"

"It's in my belly and I'm going to spit it out right now."

"Spit it out? Can you still survive if you spit it out?"

"can."

"All right……"

The process of spitting out is unbearable to watch.

Lin Xiang didn't watch the whole process.

Lan Ke curled up on the ground like a cocoon, covered in saliva and still breathing weakly.

"When the spider silk on his body dries, he will wake up." Spider Spirit said.

Lin Xiang waved his hand: "Okay, you can go."

"Wait a minute!" Ruyi stopped the spider spirit, pointed at Lin Xiang and said sternly: "This man is Pluto's spiritual attendant. You can't touch him. Go back and tell the people in the demon world that no one can cause trouble to him. Ruyi Otherwise, I will chase you to the ends of the earth!"

The spider spirit trembled and said quickly: "Don't dare."

"roll!"

"Yes."

After a wisp of green smoke, the spider spirit immediately transformed into an ordinary-sized spider and crawled away quickly.

Ruyi said: "This kind of low-level monster is just a bad person. It treats humans as food. It will hide in the house of anyone it likes and keep watching until it finds a suitable opportunity to swallow it."

"No wonder Lan Ke keeps saying that someone is spying on him."

"Ghosts are good at creating an atmosphere of fear in people's hearts, driving them gradually crazy, and then eating them when they are most vulnerable."

"I was almost scared to death just now..."

"Your heart is still strong enough and has not been invaded."

"Fear is fear, but you won't really be dominated by fear." Lin Xiang said with a proud face: "What we focus on is full of positive energy in the heart."

Ruyi sighed: "Isn't it good to live? Human life is rare. Mortal people always talk about life and death. The speaker has no intention, but the listener has intention. Little does he know that the spirit of speech is also a kind of energy."

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  　　The Spider Spirit will be useful later on. Although many people have said it, I still want to explain it. If you see the boss who has not been poisoned in this chapter, you will enjoy an unprecedented feast of gods and demons in the three realms.

　　
  　
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