Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 33 The Human Realm (Happy Playing Games with the Gods in the Interlude)
  Lin Xiang remembered that he slept on a Shiyi mattress at night.

but……

Could it be that I was dreaming?

He slowly opened one eye.

Then everyone was shocked!

There was a naked girl lying next to him!
  He immediately let go of his hand and sat up suddenly.

The woman's complexion was as pale as water, her lips were as red as cherry blossoms, and her ruby-like eyes flickered as she looked at Lin Xiang.

!!!

Lin Xiang's brain suddenly shut down.

"Master." The girl called out crisply, and that voice was a poetic voice.

"poetry?"

The girl nodded cutely: "Yes!"

Lin Xiang quickly covered his eyes and hurriedly got up from the bed. He picked up the blanket and threw it on Shiyi and said, "Oh my god, you can really turn into a woman. I thought I was in Kunlun last time in a dream! You should change back quickly!"

When Shiyi heard the words, he immediately turned into a rabbit obediently.

Lin Xiang saw the poetry changing back to its original form through his fingers, and then he put down his hand and said: "Little ancestor, can you wear some clothes when you turn into a human form in the future? Don't look at anything inappropriate!"

The rabbit nodded poetically: "I know the master."

"Also, you must not turn into a human form in front of Ruyi!"

"Okay, but why?"

"If you turn into a human form, she will never let you eat her holy fruit again. Haven't you heard that one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers?" Lin Xiang thought of Ruyi's attitude towards Que Nu, and couldn't help but worry for Shiyi. .

"Good host."

"By the way, can we stop calling me master from now on? It's awkward. You can call me Brother Lin or Brother Xiang."

In the past, Lin Xiang really hoped to have a fairy-like beauty to call his master. Now that his dream has really come true, he feels all kinds of uncomfortable.

"Okay, Brother Lin Xiang."

"..."

Lin Xiang raised his eyebrows, why does this title feel even more abnormal?

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"I am a fox who has been practicing for thousands of years, and I have been practicing for thousands of years and being alone~"

The phone beeped and Xiang Lin opened the V letter.

Yeyeyeye: Goubi, come and play games with me, Pluto, I am going to be bored to death!
  The evil, charming, and arrogant person: Playing games? Okay, I'll ask Brother Pluto.

Yeyeye: It must be poisonous... What's your name for it? I just refreshed it! Why did you change your avatar to a dog?
  The evil, charming and arrogant person: Do you feel that this new name and this new avatar complement each other and are very domineering! [Yellow villain grinning with teeth]
  Before Mr. Lin went to bed yesterday, he specially found the head of an Akita dog as the avatar for the V letter. He feels very individual about himself.

Yeyeye: I don’t think so...not at all...[yellow villain smiling expression]
  The evil and charming man said: Okay...

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Lin Xiang entered Pluto's room and found that he was not there, so he sent a message in his head: "Sweet potato, sweet potato, I am a potato. Please answer when you receive it. Please answer when you receive it!"

Pluto replied: "I'm at Ruyi Noodle House."

When Lin Xiang heard this, he immediately sent it poetically.

The half-open door of Ruyi Noodle House has a sign saying it is temporarily closed.

It’s been a long time since we’ve seen each other, even the bird girl and the flower spirit are here!

It’s so rare.

The fox and the bird sat at opposite ends of the table, glaring at each other without giving in. From the head burst out the spirit of a fox with sharp teeth and the spirit of a roaring bird.

Lin Xiang rubbed his temples with a headache.

The relationship between the two of them is just that of colleagues at best, but they both dislike each other like this.

Those concubines in the ancient harem were competing for each other. Dare I ask how the emperor survived?

You have to ask Hades about this, after all, he has been through it.

No wonder he died early, most probably it had something to do with the women in the harem.

The bird girl glanced at the poetry in Lin Xiang's arms and said with a smile: "This rabbit is so cute and tight, come and let me hug you."

"Okay... Xiaoque." Lin Xiang hesitated in his heart. He always felt that the bird girl was not safe, but he still gave her poetry.

Ruyi on the side was not happy when he saw it. He grabbed Shiyi, held it in his arms, pointed at Lin Xiang and cursed: "How do you become the master? How can your pet be touched by such unscrupulous things?"

"..."

Ruyi's move to accuse Sang and scold Huai was too obvious. The bird girl couldn't help but frown slightly after hearing this. After a moment, she relaxed: "Sister Ruyi, since you understand this truth, why not return the rabbit to Prime Minister Lin quickly?"

What a sharp-tongued person.

Ruyi slapped the table and stood up: "You!"

When Lin Xiang was about to smooth things over, Pluto cleared his throat, and the two noisy women immediately fell silent.

Hua Ling jumped on the table and started to play in circles. Every time he came close to the bird girl, he subconsciously took two steps back. It seemed that he was very afraid of her.

Lin Xiang saw Hua Ling holding two red things in his hands. He took a closer look and found that they were the shark's earrings.

He was shocked: "Little Hualing! Why do you have to play this if you can't play well?"

Upon hearing this, Hua Ling quickly hid the earring behind her back.

Lin Xiang said helplessly: "If you want to play, just play. Don't wear it on your ears. Your ears are so small that you probably can't wear them."

Seeing that Lin Xiang did not confiscate the things in her hand, Hua Ling continued to circle around the table happily.

I don’t know when this little thing took the earrings away, it’s also magical.

It took a long time for Prime Minister Lin to remember what he was here for, and he hurriedly said: "Brother Long asked us to find him!"

Pluto nodded: "Since there's nothing else, let's go."

"Are you all going?" Lin Xiang asked again uncertainly.

"Everyone go." Hades confirmed.

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A group of people walked through Yanliu Lane in a mighty manner, and the rate of turning back was surprisingly high.

It's no wonder that these four people are all handsome men and beautiful women. Although Lin Xiang has lowered the overall appearance of the person in question, his appearance is already outstanding among ordinary people!
  Good-looking people will always attract passers-by to take a second look, let alone four good-looking people traveling together.

Lin Xiang was holding a rabbit in his arms and a doll sitting on his shoulders. In the eyes of others, it is indeed abnormal. If it weren't for the blessings of the other three beauties, he would definitely be regarded as a non-mainstream leader by the onlookers. "I am a fox who has been practicing for a thousand years, a thousand years..."

Lin Xiang quickly clicked on the screen before the bell finished ringing.

The saying on the Internet is absolutely correct: If you want to hate a song, just set it as your ringtone. If you don’t bother with it for a week, I lose.

……

Love Without Borders sent a V letter message.

Lin Xiang clicked in.

Love without borders: Is the benefactor here?
  Lin Xiang directly pressed the voice button: "I'm on the street, it's not convenient to type."

The other party also quickly replied with a voice message: "Where are you? I'm at the door of the person who caused the problem, and I saw that the door is closed!"

It was Zhao Lei'er's voice. Lin Xiang was speechless. He didn't want to pay attention to it at first, but after thinking about it, he felt it was inappropriate, so he replied with another voice note: "There is a Heat Dragon Internet Cafe at the corner of Yanliu Lane. Come and find me! Don't send it. I can’t keep my hands free after hearing the news!”

After saying that, he put the phone into his pocket.

Anyway, we are going to the Internet cafe to play. It really doesn’t matter if there is one more person or one less person.

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Wang Chenlong stood enthusiastically at the door of his Internet cafe, playing "Moutai" on his mobile phone, swaying his body in various ways to the music, and he was so excited.

Prime Minister Lin saw him from afar and said hello: "You are in good health and in high spirits!"

"..."

Wang Chenlong didn't even bother to talk to him: "You don't even look at your appearance. A grown man is both a rabbit and a baby. How dare you arrange it for me?"

Lin Xiangxiao asked: "What's wrong with my look? My look reveals a youthful and energetic look."

Wang Chenlong chuckled and said, "I think it's the second-year middle school boy who's trying to get his way."

Ruyi answered: "Emperor Yuan Zun really deserves the award. At best, he is just a fool for a mentally retarded teenager."

"..."

Everyone "catch up" at the entrance of the Internet cafe for a long time, and then Wang Chenlong invited them into the Internet cafe.

As Wang Chenlong walked, he leaned into Lin Xiang's ear and said, "You are so beautiful, you are so good-looking!"

"Brother Long, can you speak more civilly? Although we are all men and my bird is indeed good, we can't praise it so straightforwardly."

Wang Chenlong was unhappy: "Where did you think of you? Am I such a rogue person? I'm talking about this sparrow god you raised under your command!"

"Come on, what do you mean I raised you? Please come back and be your ancestor!"

"Tch, isn't she just a woman? Be more domineering, and if she disobeys you, her life talisman will be burned! As the saying goes, there is no grass anywhere in the world!"

"Burning someone's life talisman is called overbearing? This is called cruel and ruthless!"

"Yes, men must be ruthless!"

"..."

Lin Xiang thought to himself, with Wang Chenlong's current state of mind, he might not be able to survive another five thousand years of borrowing from heaven.

No one was sitting on the two rows of machines behind the Internet cafe. Wang Chenlong said: "Let's sit here!"

Pluto followed behind, glanced at the colorful flashing keyboard and said, "Aaron, you asked us to accompany you online?"

Lin Xiang didn't think it mattered. He used to play computer games every day, and sometimes stayed up all night to play games. I still have some interest in surfing the Internet.

As for whether Pluto has ever been online, he doesn't know.

Wang Chenlong nodded and said: "Come, play with me and jerk off!"

Pluto was puzzled: "Lu, lu, lu?"

Lin Xiang said: "I know! Come on, let's start a custom civil war!"

When Wang Chenlong heard this, he was very happy: "Civil war is okay! But there are only a few of us!"

Lin Xiang said: "I, Pluto, you, Ruyi, little bird, poetry, flower spirit!"

Wang Chenlong glanced at everyone in confusion: "Seven people? Why can I only see five people?"

Lin Xiang shook his shoulders: "Flower spirit." Then he brought the rabbit in his arms to Wang Chenlong: "Poetry!"

Wang Chenlong quickly waved his hand: "Forget it, let's not bully women. Women's hands are inherently disabled, and if you add these two guys, it's just a waste of money."

Ruyi heard this and said coldly: "How can Emperor Yuan Zun look down on women?"

"..."

Ruyi had never been so rude to Wang Chenlong. This made Wang Chenlong a little embarrassed and he didn't dare to say anything for a long time.

Lin Xiang comforted her in a low voice: "Leave her alone, she has had irregular menstruation recently!"

Ruyi said bitterly: "Monsters don't have menstruation!"

"..."

Lin Xiang tried to smooth things over: "Okay, okay, lesbians will sit in the row opposite, and gay men will sit in this row with me!"

After hearing the poem, he jumped up and down in his seat, then stood on the keyboard.

Hua Ling was also very happy. One moment she jumped on the chair, and the other moment she jumped on the screen. She kept repeating: "Play games! Play games! Play games!"

Ruyi and Que Nu were originally sitting together. They looked at each other and immediately separated a seat between them.

Shiyi took a look and jumped over: "I want to be with sister Ruyi!"

Seeing that Lin Xiang was in chaos, he hurriedly stretched out his hand and commanded: "Okay, okay, everyone, sit down and don't change seats!"

After saying that, he thought about it and realized that the number of people was still wrong: "How about adjusting it? There are three of us and four of them!"

Wang Chenlong slapped his thigh: "Let's start quickly, it doesn't matter, just three versus four! I can beat them away!"

Lin Xiangqie said: "You are too arrogant! I think the best I can do is beat them until they can't get out of the Resurrection Fountain!"

Pluto asked from the side: "What is the Resurrection Fountain?"

Only then did Lin Xiang remember that there was a big guy sitting next to him. He patted Pluto on the shoulder: "Brother Pluto, you don't need to understand the resurrection spring, the crystal, the tower, and the wild monsters. These things are not something that gods like you can do." I understand, you just need to stand behind the soldiers and don’t come out! I promise you won’t die, okay?”

Hades nodded: "OK."

"I am a cultivator..." The bell rang again, probably from Zhao Lei.

Lin Xiang opened his phone and took a look.

Love has no boundaries: My benefactor, I’m eating spicy rabbit head at the braised pork shop next door to yours. I’ll go find you after eating!
  Lin Xiang glanced at Fluffy Poetry subconsciously, and then replied: Tutu is so cute! How can you eat rabbit! eat quickly! After eating, we came over to play games together. We sat in the last row.

Great Love: Okay, do you want me to bring you something to eat?
  The evil and crazy man said: No, we don't want to live in the world, thank you! We are about to start a game, you can eat slowly by yourself! Just come right over after eating!
  　Sorry everyone, I've been stuck recently. I didn't expect that I would get stuck after writing to a certain extent, so I wrote something joyful and you can just treat me like a fool. After two chapters, I will definitely return to the main line of the story -
  　　To be honest, although new games are emerging in an endless stream, LoL will always be my god.

　　
  　
  (End of this chapter)