Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 34 The Human Realm (The Gods and Gods Playing Games in the Interlude)
  Everyone discussed that the format of the game ID should be the same, with a symbol or letter added at the end to prevent it from being occupied.

The ID Pluto gave himself:

【Hatano Yumei 0】

Lin Xiang followed suit:

【Takizawa Luo photo 0】

Wang Chenlong also followed closely:

【Ozawa Marilong 0】

Ruyi didn't understand the meaning and quickly asked what format it was.

Lin Xiang said: "Ruyi, your name is Aoi Da Ruyi0."

After hearing the words, Ruyi was very obedient and entered in the ID column:
  【Aoi Great Ruyi 0】

Lin Xiang said to Shiyi again: "Your name is Uchiha Shiyi 0."

Ruyi helped Shiyi enter the ID:

【Uchiha Poetic 0】

Lin Xiang looked at the bird girl.

The bird girl said slowly: "I'm ready."

Lin Xiang opened his X-ray eyes and looked over. The ID of the bird girl turned out to be:
  【Yoshizawa Akira female 0】

He immediately raised his thumb: "Xiaoque, please give it a thumbs up!"

The bird girl smiled slightly.

Only the flower spirit is left.

Lin Xiang tilted his head and thought for a while. The main reason was that he didn't watch enough health movies. After thinking for a long time, he said: "Kirishima Nahana Rei 0"

Hua Ling stretched out ten extremely flexible vines directly from her little fingers and quickly typed on the keyboard:
  【Kirishima Nahana Rei 0】

This operation stunned Lin Xiang.

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In this way, everyone's game ID will be set.

Wang Chenlong built a custom room named Invincible Little Dragon Dragon, and then roughly explained the rules of the game: "The main thing is QWER to scroll the keyboard, and DF to use special summoner skills..."

Wang Chenlong felt that he had finished speaking, so he pulled everyone into the room. By the way, give yourself some salt in the internet cafe bag: "My internet cafe has all-hero benefits. When you log in, you have all heroes. You can play whichever hero you want."

Because Hua Ling didn't understand, she entered the room and stood directly on the side of the men's team. Lin Xiang drove her away: "Little Hua Ling, go to the opposite team."

Teams can all be on the wrong side.

Everyone began to choose their own summoner.

Lin Xiang: The Infinite Sword Master - Yi.

Wang Chenlong: Blade of Exile—Riwen.

Hades: Deathsinger - Karthus.

Wang Chenlong looked at it and cursed: "What the hell kind of lineup is this? It's so heartless! We only have three people, and the lineup needs an ADC, a semi-meat AD, and an AP! Please be more stable, please! Change the ADC quickly!" "

Lin Xiang was not convinced and directly clicked OK. You can say that he is not good at spiritual power, but you cannot say that he is not good at games: "Brother Long, what are you trying to do? I, Master Yi, am not as good as a shooter? Besides, what about the lineup when fighting the four opponents? I will fight with my feet later. !”

Wang Chenlong thought so and stopped saying anything.

After everyone determines the summoner, the game begins to read.

When Xiang Lin saw the lineup on the opposite side, he almost died laughing.

Ruyi: Nine-tailed demon fox-Ali.

Poetic: Swift Scout - Teemo.

Sparrow Girl: Daughter of Darkness - Anne.

Flower Spirit: Heart of Fury—Kenan.

All are mages...

Maybe girls just choose what’s cute.

A fox brings a sense of déjà vu to three dwarfs...

Lin Xiang chuckled: "Girls, a group of yordles, do you need me to let you go?"

This remark drew a series of eye rolls.

Wang Chenlong said solemnly: "Where's your competitive spirit, Two-Legged Sheep? To deal with the enemy is to fight! Fight to death! Victory is everything!"

After reading the note, everyone entered Summoner's Canyon.

Wang Chenlong didn't even say hello and ran straight up the road.

Hades went to the middle.

Lin Xiang had no choice but to go to the bottom lane.

Lin Xiang gritted his teeth secretly, he couldn't possibly want one against two, could he?
  The Juggernaut's one-on-two will be very damaging in the early stage!

When I walked under the tower, I saw the flowery Kenan and the poetic Teemo jumping into the grass.

Lin Xiang Kuanghan: The first time I played, I actually knew how to ambush! What a thoughtful person!
  It was just a small skill, but he was not weak at all. He started to replenish his troops as steadily as an old dog.

He thought to himself: If you can, just stay in the grass and never come out. Don't eat a single soldier! What a shame to you!
  After replenishing troops for a while, Lin Xiang was promoted to level two.

He clicked on the attack speed-increasing skill - Wuji Kendo.

"Here I come! Children!" He pretended to fight a soldier, and then slowly approached the grass, preparing for a surprise attack. Unexpectedly, he was blinded by Teemo before he entered the grass.

The health bar was instantly reduced by less than half, and the surprise attack was ineffective.

Kennan had already made several normal attacks at this time, and then threw a small flying sword at the right time, directly stunning Lin Xiang's Sword Master.

"..."

Lin Xiang started to sweat on his forehead. Is that impossible? He couldn't beat them both! I was tricked by a newbie!
  The Juggernaut was already very fragile in the early stage, and the alt-summoner skills he had just applied for were useless. His health bar was about to bottom out, so he sprinted towards the bottom of the tower.

Kennan was promoted to the second level, and he turned into a ball of electricity and penetrated the sword master, and then released a small flying sword.

The swordmaster fell to the ground.

The system said impassionedly: First blood!

"..."

Wang Chenlong was shocked and asked: "What's wrong with you, Two-Legged Sheep!"

Lin Xiang said helplessly: "There is no way, who asked you to explain the rules so clearly? They both know how to play!"

While facing Ruyi, Wang Chenlong scolded: "Stop looking for excuses, okay Caibi!"

Lin Xiang moved the screen and found that Wang Chenlong's Riwen was also having a hard time, being beaten by Ruyi Fox and unable to leave the tower at all.

Death is a matter of time.

"Brother Long, you look hurt too! Are you going to collapse on the road?" Wang Chenlong cursed: "Fart, my Riven has decided to kill!"

Saying that, go up and use a set of combos to kill three soldiers.

"..."

After a while, a line of blood-red characters floated above the screen of Prime Minister Lin: Teammate Ozawa Marilong has been brutally killed by Aoi Dairuyi!

"..."

Lin Xiang said: "Brother Long, none of your skills can hit the fox. The fox will beat you like a fool."

"You take care of me, you take care of me! You scumbag who gave away first blood!" Wang Chenlong glared at Lin Xiang angrily.

He didn't expect Ruyi to be so good at playing and move so coquettishly.

At present, only Pluto's Death Song is not dead yet, and he is fighting the soldiers as obscenely as possible. Sparrow girl Anne can't take any advantage.

Why is this so?
  This unscientific!

After Lin Xiang died two times in a row, he stopped rushing up and began to grow slowly. He thought to himself: When I reach the sixth level, I will let you know what it means to be a man and a sword!

There is no hope of going on the road, Aoi Da Ruyi 0 has already reached the level of super god.

When Lin Xiang was about to reach level six, he finally found an opportunity to bully Shi Yi.

He glanced at Hua Ling's screen with his clairvoyance eyes and found that she was playing with three wolves using normal attacks.

The opportunity is coming!

At this time, the only thing in the bottom lane is the little idiot Shi Shi.

He smiled evilly, if he didn't take revenge now, how could he wait? Launching a surprise attack and chasing Teemo is just a mess.

Teemo's Blinding has a cooling time, so it can't be cast all the time. If it can't beat the Juggernaut against A, it's like being cornered!
  Lin Xiang opened the attack to speed up, launched another surprise attack, chased and intercepted Shiyi, and directly forced Shiyi into the river.

But Shishi obviously hasn't given up yet. She used Xiao Mo's fast running skills and poisonous shooting skills to fly the Juggernaut kite remotely. After a while, Lin Xiang's Juggernaut was also reduced to residual health.

Now both of them have reduced health, which is very embarrassing.

In fact, in the current situation, Lin Xiang could kill her with just one surprise attack.

But he just wanted her to taste the fear of being chased by death. Who made him be killed so many times? He was already filled with resentment!
  So the two of them circled the little dragon's lair twice, one behind the other, but he refused to kill her, as if he was teasing her.

After wandering around for a while, Lin Xiang suddenly felt very funny.

This Teemo was really cute, and it fit perfectly with the poetic image. He was jumping up and down, and he couldn't help but laugh like a goose.

The two of them continued to circle around, and during this period, Lin also killed crabs in the river, successfully rising to level six.

Wang Chenlong died again. He looked at Xiang Lin for a while and urged: "What are you doing? Playing eagle and catching chickens with her? Kill her quickly! Use big Q to kill her! Our team hasn't opened yet!"

Lin Xiang also felt that it was time to end the chase. He clicked his ultimate move and rushed towards Teemo.

While passing through the grass, he stepped on a mushroom and died...

"..."

Wang Chenlong: "Is Pi happy now? You'll die quickly!"

"..."

At this moment, Pluto's Death Song suddenly released a map-wide ultimate move - Requiem, and three people on the opposite side were instantly killed.

The system said impassionedly: Three kills!

Annie, who was the only one left with the enemy, was clinging to life and preparing to return to the city.

How could Hades let her back to the city?

He turned on pollution and sprinted over, preparing to fight Annie.

Annie immediately released her big bear Tibbers, instantly killing Song of Death!
  But what she didn't expect was that Death Song was so perverted that he could hit people even after death. He put a wall of pain in front of her, and then killed her alive.

The system is impassioned again: the team is destroyed!

Lin Xiang was in awe: "So Brother Pluto, you are the boss. Please lead us to victory!"

Pluto smiled and said: "I don't know if I can win. After all, I can't fight six against one."

There are only seven people in total. Doesn't one dozen mean that he and Wang Chenlong were sent by the opposite party?
  Lin Xiang was unhappy when he heard him mocking him like this: "What are you talking about? What is one against six? As a god, Brother Pluto, I advise you to be kind!"

The score was 16 to 4.

It’s obvious who is 16 and who is 4.

Lin Xiang has almost given up on the bottom lane.

Teemo and Kennen pushed all the way to the three towers in the bottom lane like chicken blood.

Lin Xiang was retreating steadily, and he stood under the tower guarding the tower half-deadly. There were only three of them, each guarding one road. All three roads were in ruins, and he couldn't count on anyone to help him.

At this moment, Annie appeared out of nowhere, and Dizzy and Tibbers fought hard to beat Lin Xiang to death.

Head score: 17 to 4.

Lin Xiang's screen went black again.

The bird girl smiled and said quietly: "Have you seen my little bear?"

Lin Xiang covered his face: "Even if we don't have feelings, we still have the friendship of colleagues who work together! Do you have to let us lose so embarrassingly?"

Que Nu smiled: "There is no friendship in e-sports."

Lin Xiang screamed, his mentality completely shattered. He took off his earphones and surrendered: "Vote!"

The other two digits click directly to confirm.

The men's team crystal exploded.

A big word "FAILED" appeared on the screen.

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Wang Chenlong slapped the keyboard: "This game is too difficult to play."

Lin Xiang thought that it might be because he underestimated the opponent in the last game and did not play well at all, which led to the loss of the game. He said: "How about another round? I will fight hard!"

Wang Chenlong shook his head fiercely: "No, no, I'll say goodbye to masturbating from now on! Working with your team will really give up the Internet addiction!"

He gritted his teeth angrily, why was he playing games today? He deserved it.

The three men on the men's team looked at the computer screen with expressions of doubt on their lives.

Lin Xiang made a mistake. He thought that the girl on the opposite side was the kind of cute player who would be killed by the enemy's defense tower in 29 seconds before the enemy arrived at the position in thirty seconds.

As a result, he was tortured to death.

Women are indeed a terrible species!

　I wrote it blindly and changed the kill effects appropriately because I forgot what the system said after the player was killed...

　　This chapter is light and entertaining. The next chapter returns to the main plot.

　　
  　
  (End of this chapter)