Soul Ferry: My master is Uncle Jiu

Chapter 287 Who am I? Will I be deceived by ghosts?
Backstage dressing room.

After taking off the makeup on his face, Zhang Han saw his girlfriend still browsing actor information, so he stepped forward and pulled out a chair to sit next to him and asked: "My great director, my so cute, if you don't find her again Your Juliet, am I, Romeo, going to do a one-man show?”

"Tell me, where can you find the Juliet you want who is pale, decadent, sexy and neurotic?"

With such a small budget, most of the actors they can find are low-level young actors and school students. How many of these people can integrate and express these qualities?

It’s already pretty good if you can express your lines accurately and your emotions appropriately.

The female director, Mengmeng, heard this and said half-jokingly: "Yes, why not? Like a little fairy walking out of a grave."

As soon as these words came out, the two of them felt an inexplicable coldness.

Mengmeng just thought there was a problem with the air conditioner and didn't think much about it. She said, "Zhang Han, it's a bit cold. Go and turn up the air conditioner."

"It's indeed a bit cold, please wait a moment."

Zhang Han also touched his arm, got up and went to get the remote control to increase the temperature. When he came back, he continued the topic: "Besides, where can I go to find the little fairy who walked out of the grave? It's so unscientific."

"Can't you just find someone who is pretty and can act?"

Seeing that her boyfriend kept nagging, Mengmeng said impatiently: "Why do you have to be so scientific? Science is not fun, you know."

"This is my play. I want to find my Juliet, the little fairy who comes out of the grave. If I can't find my Juliet, I don't want to make it. I don't want to make a work that dissatisfies me."

Perhaps this is the stubborn side of the director towards his own work, striving to achieve perfection in his own mind.

Zhang Han, who knew that his girlfriend had a paranoid personality, stopped arguing. Instead, he spread his hands and said as if he were watching a show: "Okay, then you can look for her. If you look for her slowly, I don't believe you can find her. "

"Don't say I didn't remind you. My uncle and aunt's wedding anniversary is coming soon. If we can't find an actress, the play may not be rehearsed by then."

Thoughts are beautiful, reality is skinny.

Mengmeng scratched her hair. She was also worried about this. When this person was nervous and excited, she felt like peeing.

"I understand. If we still can't find anyone tomorrow, I'll just do what you say, okay."

Zhang Han showed a victorious smile, "Wouldn't it be better if we had done this earlier? Don't say I won't help you, I will also help you find it. There is strength in numbers."

Mengmeng hummed, "If you still have a conscience, you go look for me first, and I'll lie down in the toilet."

"OK, go ahead."

After Mengmeng got up, Zhang Han took her seat and continued browsing actor information on the computer.

The theater was built in the 1990s, and now more than 20 years have passed. The lighting facilities are very old, even the lights in the toilets.

The dim lighting, coupled with the fact that there were not many people in the entire theater, made people feel uneasy.

Mengmeng is a girl after all. When her boyfriend is around, she can be carefree and fearless. But now I am alone, squatting in the toilet, and I can't help but think of various ghost movies and toilet-haunted scenes in my mind.

suddenly!

The sound of dripping water came from next door, and every drop seemed to be dripping on her heart.

someone!

That's okay.

Realizing that there were people squatting in the same compartment, the fear in her heart also dissipated a lot.

After she came out after feeling comfortable, she found that the toilet door in the cubicle was still closed. Was the person inside constipated?
She remembered that the door was closed when she came in.

A ridiculous idea appeared in my mind for no reason. Is the person inside really a human being?
Don’t you have to act in all the movie scenes?
As a director, she has seen such plot routines often.

When she thought of this, her original curiosity suddenly disappeared.

She also discovered that if there was really someone inside, how could there be no sound of breathing?
So quiet!

It was so quiet that it was inhuman, except for the sound of dripping water.

He slipped away, and it was none of his business.

According to the accident principle of ghost movies, at this time, I would run away immediately.

Curiosity only kills.

In the toilet, the evil ghost who had revived the corpse made a dripping sound, waiting to attract the girl to come over. She would then fall down, creating the illusion of an adventure and getting to know the girl.

wonderful! How wonderful!
However, things didn't seem to go according to his script.

The girl outside hesitated for a moment, then turned around and left.

gone?

This makes Li Gui crazy. Where is your curiosity?

What if there is a person inside and something happens? Is there any sympathy?
The veins on Li Gui's forehead popped out, and his Yin Qi exploded. The Yin wind echoed in the toilet, and he cursed the declining world.

After calming down, Li Gui came up with another plan and whispered: "I will not give up. In order to be with you, even death cannot separate us."

A cold aura emanated from his body and soon enveloped the entire theater.

Zhang Han, who was browsing actor information in the dressing room, couldn't help but yawned. He clicked the mouse next, and an actor information list appeared on the computer.

When seeing the actor's photo, Zhang Han couldn't help but rub his eyes, opened his mouth wide, and finally sighed: "Pale, decadent, sexy and neurotic, there are little fairies who really come out of the grave in this world."

"It's incredible, it's incredible, it's unscientific!"

"What's not scientific?"

Mengmeng, who had just returned from the toilet, heard her boyfriend's exclamation and asked in confusion.

She saw her boyfriend waving to her and said with a happy face: "Mengmeng, come and take a look, I think I have found the little fairy you want."

"What?"

"The little fairy who came out of the grave!"

"Look, does she look like her? She has this temperament and this image. If she doesn't work, I suggest you just listen to me and find someone else."

Zhang Han stepped aside and let Mengmeng also look at the actor's photo.

Mengmeng looked at it and felt as if he had been shot by Cupid.

She wears a white dress, has shawl-length hair, looks like Xiaojiabiyu, and has a pale temperament. The image alone is very consistent with her idea of ​​Juliet.

"Okay, that's great. I knew I'd ask you to help me find her, but I didn't expect to find her as soon as I looked for her." Mengmeng said excitedly, "Hurry up, give her a call and ask her when she can come over and audition."

"Good."

Zhang Han immediately took out his mobile phone and made a call. After a while of greetings, he asked: "Miss Xu Lili, see when you can come over and try out the show when you are free. Our time is a bit tight, so it is best to come within these two days."

"Is it okay now? People are outside the theater?"

Zhang Han was stunned when he heard that the person was outside the theater.

Zhang Han was stunned, but Mengmeng was not stunned. Surprise urged: "Then what are you waiting for? Try it now!"

The cute voice brought Zhang Han back to reality. This was too much of a coincidence, but he quickly laughed at himself. Wasn't this just what he wanted?

Hey, this brain is full of random thoughts all day long.

So he put his doubts behind him and replied directly: "Okay, we will come out to pick you up now."

"Let's go and see this little fairy who walked out of the grave." Zhang Han joked after hanging up the phone.

Seeing that her boyfriend was still teasing her, Mengmeng said angrily: "You want to die, so hurry up and leave."

The two of them quickly walked out of the theater and saw a girl with long hair in a white dress standing at the door. At the same time, the girl looked at them.

At the first sight of the girl, Mengmeng felt that she was her Juliet. This feeling is very mysterious, just can't be described.

Zhang Han immediately stepped forward to greet her. He happily took the girl's hand and asked, "Are you Xu Lili?"

Zhang Han looked at the girl from behind, but he felt that there was a cool feeling in the summer. The first impression he gave was that it was very bad and he wanted to stay away as soon as possible.

He didn't know that this was his body's instinctive reaction to something terrifying.

Zhang Han shook his head, thinking that he must have been too tired from rehearsing recently. She is just a delicate woman, how could there be any danger?
"Ah."

Li Gui, who temporarily pretended to be Xu Lili, nodded.

Knowing that the girl in front of her was Xu Lili who was here to audition, Mengmeng felt that she was a gift from God. She immediately smiled and asked, "Then let's go try out the drama now. What do you think?"

Xu Lili didn't speak, just nodded.

Mengmeng didn't think much about it. Maybe it was because she didn't like to talk. Anyway, she would know the result when the time comes.

Zhang Han is not very optimistic about it. If an actor doesn't like to talk, what will he do after he gets on stage?
However, when he saw his happy girlfriend, he didn't say anything. He would just give it a try and find out.

Arriving in front of the stage, Mengmeng looked at Xu Lili with anticipation and said, "Lili, go up and try a section and let me see how it goes."

Xu Lili still nodded, silently turned around and walked towards the stage.

"Don't tell me, she looks like she walked out of the grave, like that zombie bride." Zhang Han couldn't help joking when he saw Xu Lili's reaction.

Xu Lili, who was walking towards the stage, paused and her eyes flashed.

Hit the nail on the head!
Mengmeng raised her hand and patted her boyfriend, "Don't bully others."

Zhang Han immediately gave up and said: "How dare I? This is your little fairy."

"Hush! It's about to begin!"

Mengmeng said immediately when she saw Xu Lili standing on the stage.

Xu Lili looked at the two people flirting in the audience, her throat moved, she put her hands together on her lower abdomen, and replaced herself as Juliet.

"Romeo, Romeo! Romeo, Romeo, why are you Romeo?"

"Deny your father and throw away your name. Maybe you don't want to do this. Then you just need to swear to be my lover, and I don't want to believe in Capulet anymore."

"Great! It's Act 2, Scene 2!"

Mengmeng in the audience was excited and said, "Perfect, so perfect. This is exactly how she plays Juliet in her mind."

Zhang Han was also stunned. Unexpectedly, such a taciturn person could speak with cadence and emotion, as if she were Juliet.

Feeling the pressure, he began to cooperate and wanted to see how Xu Lili's adaptability was.

"Should I continue to listen? Or should I speak to him now?"

Xu Lili on the stage changed from her dull and taciturn tone, "Your name is my enemy. Even if your surname is not Montague, you are still the same."

"What does it matter if your surname is Montague?"

"It's not a hand, it's not a foot, it's not an arm, it's not a face, it's not any other part of the body."

Mengmeng was so excited that she couldn't express it. She held Zhang Han's arm tightly and said, "God has given me a Juliet!"

Apart from that, she couldn't think of any other reason to justify why such a suitable candidate appeared at this time.

"It's her, let her play Juliet!"

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As soon as An Yan came in, he saw Li Zhao chatting with two busty girls wearing heavy makeup, holding one in each hand, with a happy smile on his face.

"Why are you so hungry now? Are you putting everything in your mouth?"

He sat directly across from him, looking at the two busty women with disdain, and at the silicone, which was mixed with the smell of several other men. Just smelling it made people sick.

The two women who were pestering Li Zhao to help him read his palms stiffened, their smiles became awkward, and they said with a smile: "Brother Li, your friend? Why do you speak so harshly?"

Zhao Li patted their butts and comforted them: "Don't worry about him, that's all he is. You can leave first and I will contact you later."

When the two women heard that they were asked to leave instead of the other party, they immediately felt unhappy. However, considering that the other party had a big G, they still obeyed. One of them kissed Zhao Li on the cheek and said goodbye reluctantly.

"Brother Li, you must remember to contact us, we are waiting for you."

Zhao Li chuckled and said, "Don't worry, you can't run away."

An Yan didn't even bother to complain about her lewd and lewd look.

After the two of them left, Zhao Li casually wiped the lip marks on his face. Seeing An Yan's disgusted expression, he smiled and said, "I'm different from you. You have your heart and I have my own. Just like the syphilis that you humans are afraid of, treat me..." It’s nothing to do with it.”

"Originally, I wanted to tell you about the information about the evil ghost, but now it seems that you are confident. Let's not talk about it anymore. Come on, let's drink."

Seeing that this guy looked anxious during the day and still in the mood to pick up girls and joke around at night, An Yan also pretended to sigh and opened a bottle of beer.

"Is there information so soon?"

Official Zhao thought it would be tomorrow at the earliest, but he didn't expect An Yan to be so awesome, and immediately put on a silly smile.

"Come on, Brother Yan, eat and drink as you like. I'll pay for everything tonight."

"Tell me the information."

An Yan glanced sideways, "Aren't you in a hurry? Let's talk about it tomorrow. We'll just drink and not talk about business tonight."

"Brother Yan, isn't it okay that I was wrong? Little brother, if I fail to complete the task, I will be sent to the cold water hell." Zhao Li's face fell. He had known that he would not pretend at all.

Hearing this, Anyan's eyes lit up, "Really?"

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Official Zhao was speechless. It seemed like I couldn't do it if I didn't go in, right?

"Are you still a brother?"

"You didn't think about brothers just now?"

"Definitely next time."

"Go away, you will do it next time."

An Yan rolled his eyes, seeing Li Zhao's demeanor, and finally understood why such a veteran soul ferryman could not become a high-level official in the underworld and could only run errands outside.

Nothing else, he was too arrogant and stole the leader's limelight.

Just thinking of going to Jade to eat meat tonight, he stopped playing with Zhao Li and said directly: "It seems to have some unfulfilled wishes in the Satsfactory Theater."

"Satisfied Theater, I understand. I will call you next time." Zhao Li stood up excitedly and was about to catch the evil ghost.

Thinking of what happened in Zhao Li's original work, An Yan reminded: "You understand why he is talking nonsense, don't talk nonsense with him, just arrest him."

"Who am I? The soul ferryman! Official Zhao!"

"Will you be deceived by ghosts?"

Zhao Li smiled confidently, not taking An Yan's words to heart at all, and left in a hurry.

An Yan raised his beer and took a long sip. He looked at Official Zhao's retreating back and shook his head. "If you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer the consequences."

"Just wait for me to hit the street!"

Anyway, the evil ghost's goal was not to kill people, and it would not take Zhao Li's life. It just made him suffer, so that he would not have to talk about the soul ferryman all day long.

(End of this chapter)