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Professor Huang slapped the table hard and said angrily:

"What a wolf-hearted thing!"

"Is it her fault that his wife is ugly? If she is ugly, why did he choose to marry her in the first place?! Let me see, the wife persuaded him to study hard and managed the family well for him!"

"What I am saying now is nothing more than wanting to get my mentor's daughter and gold and silver!"

"What about Yinshen? You don't agree, right? It's best to beat this scholar to death!"

Seeing Professor Huang full of indignation, I had no choice but to continue preaching:

[The Yin Shen in the play does not have so many twists and turns, nor does he have many intentions.

It listened to the scholar's words once, without even understanding what the scholar meant, and asked in a high-pitched voice:

"Then what do you want?"

The scholar originally wanted to seek wealth and fame, and it would be best if he could abandon his useless wife and marry his mentor's daughter. However, after hearing the Yin God's question, he thought that he was asking for too much and had made the God displeased.

The scholar thought for a while, made up his mind, and said:

"Although my wife has a heart that loves me and cares about me, after thinking about it, she is still ugly and talentless and not worthy of being my wife."

"Then ask the Yin God to give me my mentor's daughter as my wife."

Perhaps the scholar was afraid that the evil spirit might confuse him, so he thought about it and added specifically:

"It must be the most favored, the first wife, and the most beautiful one!"

The scholar thought well. After all, his mentor was a great scholar, and he was not conspicuous among his disciples. But as long as he could marry his daughter, he would be able to rise to the top. When the time comes, if he wants wealth and fame, wouldn't he just do it by hand?

Yin Shen finally understood what the scholar wanted and immediately said generously:

"Okay! This is not difficult. Then I just have a secret technique for changing heads here that I can give you. You can take it home and study it carefully, and find a way to chop off your current wife's head, and that beautiful lady's head, and then By exchanging it, you can get what you want!"

When the scholar heard this, he immediately fell on his back and didn't react for a long time. When he did, he shouted regardless:

"God, didn't you just give my mentor's daughter to me as my wife? What about beheading? This is not evil."

The scholar was anxious but not dizzy. As soon as he heard this method, he knew something was wrong.

If you think about it carefully, how can there be any real gods in the dilapidated temples in the deep mountains and old forests? ?

The scholar was angry, but he couldn't say the curse words after all.

Yin Shen also said quite strangely:

"You said yourself that you admire the beauty of that young lady, isn't that just a face and a head?"

"Since you are attached to your wife and love you, wouldn't it be nice to use a young lady's head and a heart that loves you when the time comes?"

"I've given you everything you asked for, so why are you not satisfied?"

The scholar was extremely anxious, but he didn't dare to offend the Yin God, so he just walked away calmly.

The scholar originally thought that he would never use the secret method of Lao Shezi from this wild monster in the mountains. He went home on the pretext of being frightened and lay there for several days, but he found the so-called secret method in his book basket.

This time, there was no peace.

He thought about it day and night, looking at his mother-in-law's ugly face, and thinking about the reputation and connections accumulated in the great Confucian family. The more he thought about it, the more he couldn't sleep.

He also thought that as long as this was done in a more secretive manner, and as long as the wife's head and the body of the mentor's daughter were thrown away when the matter was completed, no one would know about it.

Finally one day, the scholar made up his mind, and finally planned to use his name as a Confucian student to go to the Confucian home and find a way to trick his mentor's daughter out.

But when he went to the great Confucian's home, he found everything was deserted. His mentor's daughter actually fell ill and died!

The scholar could not accept that his plan had failed. In his confusion, one night, he found a way to find the ruined temple and lit incense to invite the Yin God out.

Yin Shen saw that it was him and asked enthusiastically about the current situation.

The scholar was anxious and said, "My mentor's daughter died before I changed my hair! What should I do?!"

Yin Shen was confused again and said:

"Wouldn't it be better to change your head?"

"If a person has died recently, he can still live if his head is replaced with a new body."

"You are such a strange person!"]

At this point, I had some understanding. I couldn't help but pause for a moment. Professor Huang said with emotion:

"I didn't expect this Yin God to be quite honest?"

"Is this my imagination?"

I shook my head and replied:

"It's not an illusion. There's a reason why this story is called "A Mistake"."

"From the beginning to the end, this Yin God is more responsive to requests than the True God. It's just the method and means that are really a bit unexpected."

"This should be the reason why he is called the Yin God instead of directly calling him the Evil God."

Professor Huang nodded and I continued:

[Then, comes the biggest disaster in the whole story.

The scholar found a workaround and returned home with peace of mind, but at that time it was definitely impossible to change the head in the mourning hall. Let alone changing the head, as an outsider, even if he was close to the coffin, he would be looked down upon.

So the scholar's 'smart' mind came up with another method, that is, after the lady of the mentor's family was buried, he dug a grave and beheaded her. 】

I paused for a moment, unable to bear the words and said:

[In ancient times, the time of inactivity was very long.

When the lady was buried, it was summer, so there was a bit of putrid smell. After the scholar opened the coffin, he remembered the Yin Shen's words that he could still live, so he didn't take it seriously and happily took the head home.

The poor scholar's wife prepared dinner and waited patiently at the door for her husband to come back. She waited until dark before she saw a figure coming back in a hurry.

The wife stepped forward to greet her, but what awaited her was not her husband's thoughtfulness, but the ax in his hand.

The scholar's wife died on the spot, and the scholar happily began to change heads, placing the rotting head on top of his wife's living body.

The scholar remembered what Yin Shen said, saying that he could live.

But he forgot the main premise of this sentence, which is - 'You can live soon after you die'.

Therefore, the one who came back to life was not a living person at all!

Instead, a living dead with a putrid head! 】

Professor Huang was horrified, and I continued:

[What happened next can only be said to be that it was a mistake that made everyone deserve what they deserved!

The living dead have a heart that loves their husbands, so they stay with their husbands every day and take care of them considerately.

But - she has a rotten head!

The scholar escaped several times and found that he could not escape. Then he was forced to die, and the living dead was nowhere to be found. 】

The story came to an end, and I sighed:

"The misalignment of Yin and Yang does not only refer to the misalignment of Yin, Shen and Yang."

"What's even more ironic is that this scholar spent his whole life seeking fame and fortune, but he found no fame and fortune. What he sought after was beauty, but in the end he only had a living dead by his side!"