Martial Arts: Immortality Begins from The Deer and the Cauldron

Chapter 1304

"Senior brother, don't you also want to eat Tang Monk's meat?"

"How is that possible? Tang Sanzang has been hacked to death by us a long time ago."

"You can still be resurrected after death. The Bodhisattva Pilampo has great supernatural powers. It should be easy to resurrect a mere mortal."

A beautiful girl's eyes flashed with a sly smile.

"Senior brother said you are not allowed to run around at will. You can always take a walk in the courtyard, right? Sisters, please stay here while I go for a walk outside."

"I'll go too!" "Wait for me!"

The big spider spirit saw that there was no one around him in the blink of an eye. He couldn't laugh or cry, so he could only follow him out.

The sky was blue and white clouds were floating. Seven beautiful female fairies walked out of the back room. Flowers of various colors were planted in the backyard. It was supposed to be the season when the flowers were fragrant, but when a breeze blew, there was a strange smell. Overflowing the courtyard.

"Sister, what does it smell like? Why does it smell so bad!"

The beautiful girl wrinkled her lovely nose, then her expression changed and she almost vomited.

"Huh! Which little Taoist priest is so unbecoming and defecates everywhere!"

The big spider spirit snorted coldly and looked outside the wall.

"You'll know if you see it. If I catch him, his legs will be broken!"

The purple dresses of the two spider spirits fluttered and flew out of the courtyard. The other female fairies followed closely behind them with disgusting curses.

Outside the wall of the Taoist temple, Tang Sanzang stood supporting the wall, his face pale, and he felt like he was about to collapse.

I scolded Vajrapani Bodhisattva all over in my heart. If it weren't for this bald donkey, he would never have been tortured like this. He has been going back and forth three times and it's not over yet. What kind of bullshit relic elixir is it? It's obviously a laxative. , I will definitely not listen to what these Buddhist brats say from now on.

He raised his head and suddenly saw seven pairs of big, bright eyes, staring straight at him with expressions full of contempt.

Tang Sanzang's expression froze for a moment, his legs trembled, and he almost collapsed to the ground in fear. Damn it, the road between enemies is so narrow. Even a broken Taoist temple in the wilderness can meet a group of female fairies.

"Dead monk, do you have any sense of public morality?"

“Shameless!“

“Moral corruption!“

The seven female fairies pointed at Tang Sanzang and cursed.

Tang Sanzang looked pale, waved his hand and explained:
  "Amitabha, even the poor monk doesn't want to think about it! It's just..."

There were two puffs of puff, and the monk's robe automatically moved without any wind.
  The female devils retched and looked disgusted.

"too disgusting!"

"Dead monk, did you do this on purpose?"

"If you actually do something like this around my senior brother's Taoist temple, I'm going to fight him!"

"Sisters beat him up!"

But at this moment, a more intense stench filled the air.

"No, I can't help it anymore. Sister, please teach him a lesson. I'll run away first."

The two spider spirits covered their noses and ran away decisively.

"vomit!"

"I'll run away first too!"

The group of female goblins who had always been lawless retched non-stop. Looking at Tang Sanzang, he showed a rare look of fear and ran away in an instant. Tang Sanzang looked sad and angry, feeling that his self-esteem had been severely bruised.

Being ridiculed and despised by his disciples was not enough, he was also forcibly insulted by a group of female goblins.

……

In Huanghuaguan, the Hundred-Eyed Demon King looked at Sun Wukong and Qin Ran with a smile on his face, with a hint of evil hidden in his eyes, "There is nothing to entertain you in the mountains and wilds. There are some coarse tea and snacks here. Please invite the young master and a few of them." Enjoy". "

The white tiger spirit narrowed his eyes slightly, feeling the killing intent emanating from the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, and whispered to Qin Ran: "Sir, I think the master of this Taoist temple is not a good person, so be careful."

"Little kitten, you are too suspicious. The master of Chrysanthemum Temple personally makes tea and is so courteous to a virtuous corporal. How can a person of this caliber be a bad person?" Qin Ran smiled and said,
  "Exploding the sky, what do you mean?"

The wild wolf spirit said with a stiff face and a smile:
  "Young Master is absolutely right."

Based on the keen sense of smell of a demon king, he could tell that the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord and the Fat Taoist were not good birds. He had already prepared maces and gave them two mallets if the situation went bad.

The Bai-Eyed Demon Lord's face was livid with anger, and he forcibly suppressed the urge to kill. He forced a smile and said: "Young Master really knows how to joke. Please don't take offense at the place where the rough people in the lower mountains don't take good care of you!"

Qin Ran looked into the tea and saw a dark black date floating in the five cups, emitting a strange light. He was shocked and said: "This tea..."

The Bai-Eyed Demon Lord and the Fat Taoist looked at each other, their hearts suddenly lifted, and their expressions changed drastically. The red dates in the tea were the bone-eroding and soul-stealing elixir carefully refined by the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord. It was extremely poisonous, even if it was in immortal clothes. If it goes up three centimeters, it will definitely die instantly.

Sun Wukong and Qin Ran had just teased him with their words. He had already harbored a grudge, so he took a heavy dose of medicine, divided the elixir into five parts, and put them into the tea.

In order to prevent any flaw from being discovered, the red dates with the core removed were specially used to wrap them. However, because of their strong toxicity,
  "What the python spirit said is true, this Qin Ran is indeed difficult to deal with."

The Bai-Eyed Demon Lord and the Fat Taoist looked at each other, with a look of viciousness flashing across their faces. They put their hands behind their backs, took out their spiritual treasures, and prepared to make a move.

The white tiger spirit and the wild wolf spirit also looked at each other, and silently took out their machetes and maces, hoping to take advantage of them and hit them with one blow.

But when Qin Ran changed his tone, he praised it, "This red date is really rare and a great tonic. Looking at the dark color, it must have been picked from a date tree that has been growing for many years."

The Bai-Eyed Demon Lord and the Fat Taoist twitched at the corners of their mouths, wiped their sweat, and let go of their hands.

The white tiger spirit and the wild wolf spirit had black lines on their heads and silently let go of the guys in their hands.

The fat Taoist smiled dryly and complimented: "Young master really has a keen eye for pearls. Yes, the dates here and that are picked from the date trees in the backyard. They can activate blood circulation and remove blood stasis, detoxify and nourish the skin. Mortals will be light and healthy after eating it."

Sun Wukong said with a sinister smile, "No, Taoist Priest, isn't your chrysanthemum temple supposed to be rich in chrysanthemums? How come dates are so effective?"

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord's hands shook, and he resisted the urge to chop people, and said with a smile: "That jujube tree has been growing for thousands of years, and the jujubes on it have changed from red to black as the years go by. The darker the color, the better the effect and the taste."

"Elder Sun, the date in your tea cup is already two hundred years old. It must be very effective. You should try it quickly!"

Sun Wukong shook his head and said with a smile, "Taoist Priest, since the effect of these dates is so good, I, as an outsider, will not accept it, so let's exchange it."

"Elder Sun is a guest from afar, so why should he be polite?"

“Taoist priest, don’t be too modest!”

"Elder Sun, please go first!"

"Taoist Master, please come first!"

One person and one monkey encourage each other,
  Qin Ran flicked the little finger of his left hand slightly, and a stream of light popped up. There was a snap sound, the cup shattered, and the tea splashed.

The Bai-Eyed Demon Lord's smile instantly froze, and Sun Wukong sneered.

Above the main hall, murderous intent overflowed for a moment.

The fat Taoist set his sights on the weakest Sha Monk.

(End of this chapter)