Martial Arts: Immortality Begins from The Deer and the Cauldron

Chapter 1305

The white tiger spirit and the wild wolf spirit stood upright and silently took out the dick again,

"Amitabha, everyone, the poor monk is late."

At this moment, a Buddha's name broke the silence,

Everyone looked around and saw Tang Sanzang standing at the door with a pale face and a kind smile.

"I wonder who this master is..."

When the Buddhist monk finally appeared, the fat Taoist felt happy and asked with a smile.

"The poor monk Tang Sanzang, under the orders of the Emperor of Tang, went to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. These are the disciples of the poor monk. The two Taoist priests are very polite."

Tang Sanzang looked at the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord and the Fat Taoist with a smile. Seven spider spirits had appeared. These two guys were definitely with them.

The two "death plans" were completely destroyed by the bunch of scumbags in Buddhism. For the sake of lifelong happiness, this time must not fail.

"It turns out he's an eminent monk from the Tang Dynasty. I'm not welcome. Please sit inside."

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord arranged his clothes, stepped forward, and laughed.

Tang Sanzang came at the right time, otherwise Sun Wukong and the others would definitely have discovered the flaw just now.
  Tang Sanzang walked up to the main hall and saw the three pure statues above. He kneaded incense and poured it into the furnace. He bowed three times before saluting the Taoist priest.

Generally speaking, people from the Taoist sect, except for the old man from Taibaijinxing, were relatively friendly to him, unlike the bunch of wimps from the Buddhist sect who always tried to trick him.

The fat Taoist was very discerning and took advantage of this moment to order the two Taoist boys to serve two new cups of tea according to the portions.

The Bai-Eyed Demon Lord looked at Tang Sanzang and beamed with joy, "Holy Monk, please wait a moment. I will instruct a few disciples to pick some good vegetables and radishes and arrange a vegetarian meal for the Holy Monk to receive the wind and wash away the dust."

The pilgrims are right in front of us. As long as these troubles are solved, Tang Monk's meat will be at your fingertips. If you say you're not excited, you'd be lying.
  Tang Sanzang waved his hand and said with a polite smile: "The poor monk came from afar and came to worship with bare hands. He did not dare to trouble the Taoist priest to give him a banquet."

Has this Taoist priest been kicked in the head by a donkey? Are there any good vegetables and radishes? Do you think his diarrhea is not bad enough?
  "You and I are both monks. We get three liters of salary at the gate of the mountain. Why should we be polite?"

Tang Sanzang felt the intense gaze of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, and felt a chill in his heart. This old bastard wouldn't be so kind to him.

The fat Taoist said, "My child, quickly serve tea to the holy monk, and quickly arrange fasting meals."

The Taoist boy took out two cups of tea again, one cup for Tang Sanzang and one cup for Sun Wukong.

This time, in order to dispel the wariness of Sun Wukong and Qin Ran, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord took the initiative to pick up the tea cup and said with a laugh, "I didn't take good care of something just now. Please forgive me. I'll take tea instead of wine. I would like to pay homage to you, Master and everyone." A cup for the eminent monk."

After saying that, he drank.

But Tang Sanzang looked strange in his seat, and then he heard several popping noises, and a strong smell spread throughout the hall.
  The Bai-Eyed Demon Lord spit out a sip of tea from his mouth. He originally thought he was a master of poison, but he didn't expect that Tang Sanzang was more poisonous than him. The air was suffocating, and one breath made him dizzy.

Everyone looked at Tang Sanzang in unison. Tang Sanzang's face turned red, and just as he was about to speak, he ran out of the house.

"What happened to this master?"

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord suppressed his nausea, waved his sleeves to dispel the strong smell, and laughed dryly.

Qin Ran chuckled and said, "Taoist Master, please don't mind. This Tripitaka Master has eaten bad food these days and has diarrhea." The fat Taoist smiled awkwardly and said, "I don't mind, I don't mind."

This monk must have deliberately come to cause trouble. Just when his plan was about to succeed, he unexpectedly made such a move.

After Tang Sanzang entered the backyard, he realized that he had gone in the wrong direction. He originally wanted to run outside, but in desperation, he recognized the wrong door and entered the backyard of the Taoist temple instead.

This Taoist temple is truly majestic, with more than a dozen entrances to the courtyard, and the terrain is extremely complex. Ordinary people who enter for the first time will definitely lose their way.
  Looking at the rows of corridors, houses and courtyards in front of him, Tang Sanzang looked confused. Who among these beautifully carved buildings could tell which one was the latrine?
  There was another sound in his lower abdomen, and Tang Sanzang's face tightened. If he waited for a moment, he might have pooped his pants. At this moment of urgency, he suddenly saw a towering jujube tree with luxuriant branches and leaves on the left side of the courtyard. It is as thick as ten people can hug it, which is perfect for hiding. As long as it doesn't make any noise, others will never notice it.

Tang Sanzang looked overjoyed and hurriedly ran over. Outside the main hall, seven flower-like female fairies poked through the thin window paper and peeked quietly.

"Sister, it's really Mr. Qin."

"Master Qin is more handsome than he was a few days ago."

"People really want to go in and seduce him."

Several pretty girls suppressed the turbulence in their hearts, looked at Qin Ran who was sitting inside with fiery eyes, and kept talking in low voices.

"No, that monkey knows us. If we go in rashly, Xu will definitely ruin senior brother's plan."

The big spider spirit shook his head firmly, "They will definitely stay at the Taoist temple tonight. There will be plenty of opportunities then."

The other spider spirits' eyes lit up when they heard this, looking at the setting sun, hoping that Ye Mu would come soon.

It was approaching dusk, the weather was cool, the breeze was blowing, the leaves were rustling, and a strange smell filled the courtyard. The peeping spiders suddenly covered their noses and almost retched.
  “It stinks!“

"It can't be...is it that monk again?"

The spider spirits looked at each other, with a look of fear gradually showing in their eyes.

In the main hall, after a while of chatting and changing the topic, Bai-Eyed Demon Lord and Fat Taoist,

A chrysanthemum-like smile appeared on Bai-Eyed Demon Lord's face, and he began to encourage again:
  "Sir, Elder Sun, it's getting late and the jujube tea is almost cold. You'd better taste it quickly."

The fat Taoist also laughed and said: "These dates are just picked from the jujube trees. They are old and very delicious. You are welcome."

"And it's getting late now. I will arrange accommodation for a few of you later."

Qin Ran glanced at the tea, shook his head and sighed, "I can't drink this jujube tea."

Sure enough, was it still discovered?
  The Bai-Eyed Demon Lord and the Fat Taoist looked at each other, their hearts tightened, and they secretly clenched their fists, ready to take action.

The wild wolf spirit and the white tiger spirit stared at these two guys, their expressions gradually stiffened, and they silently took out their weapons.

Qin Ran said slowly, "Jujubes that are so old must never be eaten."

The fat Taoist was stunned for a moment and said in a deep voice: "Sir, what do you mean by this? Why can't you eat it? Are you afraid that the dates will taste bad? Then don't worry, don't look at the dark color of the dates. In fact, they taste very good. tasty."

"Hey, the Taoist priest doesn't know something." Qin Ran sighed, and then continued: "In our Tang Dynasty, there is an old saying that Chi Zao must be finished. The general meaning is that after eating Chi Zao, everything will be unlucky. So you can’t eat it.”

(End of this chapter)