Martial Arts: Immortality Begins from The Deer and the Cauldron

Chapter 1306 Date Tea
  The corner of the Bai-Eyed Demon Lord's mouth twitched fiercely. When did this custom occur in the Tang Dynasty? Why didn't I know? Don't think that I live in Xiniu Hezhou and just use this kind of thing to fool people, okay?
  The fat Taoist vomited blood in his heart, resisted the urge to beat someone, and said with a smile:
  "Since you don't like eating dates, you can just pick them out and just drink tea."

The toxicity of the poisonous pill has already penetrated into the tea. Although the tea is far less toxic than the poisonous pill itself, it can still make people faint. As long as Kieran sings the tea, he will still be at his mercy.

The white tiger spirit said with a simple and honest smile, "Sir, you are unlucky. This custom also exists in my hometown."

The wild wolf howled: "Me too!"

Sun Wukong organized his words and said, "My grandson only likes to eat peaches, but I am allergic to dates. Whenever I eat them, I get acne all over my body."

The fat Taoist clenched his teeth secretly and looked at Monk Sha with a smile, "Then there is nothing wrong with Elder Sha, right?"

Sha Seng was stunned for a moment. No matter how stupid he was, he still had a vague feeling that there was something wrong with this jujube. He looked at Kieran for help, and Kieran looked up at the ceiling.

Sha Monk had no choice but to think for a long time, and finally hesitantly said: "Me too!"

Qin Ran smiled apologetically and said, "The customs in this hometown cannot be changed. Please forgive me, Taoist priest."

The Bai-Eyed Demon Lord was so angry that he trembled and said with a dry smile: "Since it is the custom of my hometown, I should respect it and don't get in the way."

The power of law surged in Qin Ran's body, black mysterious Dao patterns condensed in the hand hall, and wisps of law energy passed through the teacup and poured into the black dates.

"It's hard to refuse the patron's kindness. We must drink this tea, but we can't waste these fine black dates. It's better for the patron to eat it."

A sincere smile appeared on Qin Ran's face, and then, without waiting for the other party's reaction, he flicked the teacup, and with a "wave" sound, the black date flew out and fell into the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord's teacup.

Sun Wukong, Sand Monk, White Tiger Spirit, and Wild Wolf Spirit followed suit and picked out the black dates and put them into the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord's tea cup.
  The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord looked at the five black dates floating in the tea cup, his eyelids twitching. He raised his head and saw five pairs of big bright eyes, staring straight at him, full of encouragement and expectation, with the intention of killing. .

Should I eat this tea? Or should I not drink it? He knows the toxicity of this poisonous elixir very well. If he eats all these black dates, wouldn’t it be like shooting himself in the foot? Although he has the ability to detoxify Pills, but they can’t be wasted like this.

Qin Ran looked sincere, then raised his tea cup and said, "Taoist priest, drink it quickly, the tea is already cold. Wouldn't it be a pity not to eat such delicious black dates while they are hot?"

"I was waiting for you just now. I'm waiting for tea instead of wine and have a long toast."

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord gritted his teeth and counted every one he could poison, and managed a smile:
  "Master Qin, please!"

Throwing off the wide sleeves of his robe, five antidote pills appeared in his hand, and he drank them together with the tea.

Kieran drank the tea in one gulp. This kind of poison, even if he ate it as jelly beans all day long, would not have the slightest impact on him.

The fat Taoist stared closely at Qin Ran, but he was sitting there calmly, as if nothing was happening. He couldn't help but feel strange.

"what!"

But at this moment, there was only a plop, but the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord fell to the ground on the spot, and then his hands and feet kept twitching, foaming at the mouth, and rolling his eyes wildly.

The fat Taoist looked confused. For a moment, he felt that his head was short-circuited. He was able to be poisoned by the poisonous erysipelas he refined. This Hundred-Eyed Demon King was really weird.

"Taoist Priest, what's going on? No, isn't this place a great tonic?"

Sun Wukong's expression immediately changed, and he kept sneering.

Qin Ran stood upright and dropped the tea cup to the ground. As if he had received an order, the white tiger spirit and the wild wolf spirit looked fiercely and swung maces and machetes, hanging them above the fat Taoist's head. It means to cut it off if you disagree. Sha Monk also silently took out the magic staff,

Facing the cold killing intent, the fat Taoist sweated on his head, "Young Master, elders, everything is a misunderstanding!"

The Bai-Eyed Demon Lord was poisoned to such an extent that he must have lost the ability to fight. Based on his ability, if he took action, he would definitely be beaten. If he didn't give a reasonable explanation, he would There is no doubt that with the brutal style of the Journey to the West Five, I will definitely be stewed into snake soup.

"They say it's a misunderstanding. You Taoist temple master is about to be poisoned to death. Do you really think others are blind?"

The white tiger spirit said coldly.

"Everyone...you don't know something. Our master has had a rough life since he was a child. He has suffered from epilepsy and polyneuropathic pain. He has sought medical advice from many places to no avail. He can only temporarily suppress it with drugs. He suffers from the disease three times every year. Now... The recurrence of an old disease has nothing to do with this tea! "

The fat Taoist was quick to wit, and gave full play to his superb acting skills. He showed his true feelings and burst into tears as he spoke.

"Hey! I didn't expect that the master of the temple is also a pitiful person." Qin Ran looked pitiful, shook his head and sighed.

Looking at the twitching Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, Sun Wukong kept laughing.

The white tiger spirit, the wild wolf spirit, and Sha Monk looked much better and dropped the thing in their hands.

"I'll make you laugh." The fat Taoist wiped his tears and then ordered:
  "Tong'er, take a few distinguished guests to the guest room to rest. I want to personally treat the patient's illness."

He looked calm on the surface, but in his heart he was panicking. If he had to wait a little longer, the Hundred Night Demon Lord would appear in his original form and turn into a giant centipede, everything would be unexplainable.

……

In the backyard of the Taoist temple, Tang Sanzang was holding on to the big tree, his body was floating, and his face showed a happy smile. Fortunately, he was smart. If it were anyone else, he would definitely make a fool of himself when encountering such an embarrassing thing.

But when he looked up, he suddenly found seven pretty figures not far away, staring at him coldly.
  Tang Sanzang trembled with fright, his face turned pale, and he almost fell to the ground. These female fairies are really haunting, and you can encounter them wherever you go.
  “Shameless!“

"Dead monk, are you done yet?"

“No dog is dirty!”

The seven spider spirits cursed loudly, their eyes full of contempt.

Tang Sanzang became wise and said nonchalantly, "Female Bodhisattvas, please listen to the poor monk's explanation. I just don't want this jujube tree to have thin branches and withered leaves. In line with the compassionate mind of a monk, I just want to give it to you!" Don't get me wrong!"

The seven female fairies opened their mouths wide. Although they were shocked by Tang Sanzang's shameless expression, they blushed and cursed, "Damn monk, do you really think we have nothing to complain about?"

"This jujube tree has acquired spiritual roots. My senior brother used countless spiritual liquids and magical medicine to carefully cultivate it. You actually did such a thing on it!"

"mean!"

"Sisters, beat him."

A group of female goblins showed fierce looks in their eyes, covered their noses with gauze, and charged at him menacingly. "

(End of this chapter)