The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 402 Campus Garage Sale
Zhang Wei glanced left and right at the seniors at the stall, with a sly smile on his lips.

Xiang Yu patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and encouraged: "Viagra, don't be so wretched. Be bold and confident. Maybe a beautiful woman will come to your door. If you like a beautiful woman, just go up and ask for her number."

Zhang Wei waved his hands and said with an expression that I understand very well: "Either way, or not, college students are too young, they don't know much about love, and they won't be the scorers in the end."

Ziqiao led the way, Xiang Yu and Zhang Wei were a little behind, while Meijia and Youyou held each other's arms and followed slowly.

There are a lot of people in the flea market, but it doesn't seem noisy, probably because the college students still can't bear to shout.

Ziqiao walked to a stall and after speaking a few words to a beautiful stall owner, he sat down in front of the stall without hesitation.

Zhang Wei and Xiang Yu also stopped and saw old clothes, old bags, old shoes and other items on the stalls, as well as various cat foods.

Zhang Wei said in confusion: "Ziqiao, I promised you were here to buy things, but how come you turned into a seller in the blink of an eye?"

Xiang Yu looked at the cat food and suddenly understood that Xiang Yu had semi-forced to sell the cat food from Meijia, a so-called e-commerce company, with a shelf life of only two weeks to Zi Qiao. It seemed that Zi Qiao was planning to sell the cat food to Zi Qiao. The grain was transferred to college students.

Xiang Yu said with some confusion: "Ziqiao, can you sell so much cat food? There shouldn't be many college students raising cats, right?"

Zi Qiao replied without raising his head: "I don't have time to sell cat food. I'm in the wholesale business."

The beautiful stall owner glanced at Xiang Yu and Zhang Wei, and explained with some embarrassment: "This stall belongs to me, and the cat food also belongs to me. Teacher Xiaobu is here to guide me on how to sell things."

"Beauty, don't worry, if you buy my cat food, I guarantee you can sell out."

After saying that, Zi Qiao rolled her eyes at Xiang Yu angrily. If the cat food hadn't been brought in by that idiot Meijia, he wouldn't have been able to help others sell cat food here even if he was beaten to death.

Xiang Yu asked in a low voice: "How can you ensure that she sells out? One hundred packs is a bit too much.

Zi Qiao looked at Meijia and Youyou who were still wandering behind, and explained casually: "Don't worry, college students have strong purchasing power. Although there are not many cats in college dormitories, there are many stray cats on campus. Many people can buy them." Go feed the stray cats.”

After saying that, Zi Qiao took out a paper shell and placed it in front of the stall. It read:

We are all singles, and we don’t want to leave anything behind.

Discount promotion, cat food is about to expire, starting at 20% off, buy two and get one free.

Then Zi Qiao took out a speaker from nowhere and started playing with it.

"Take a look, take a look."

You still have to shout when you set up a street stall to sell things, and soon students gathered around you.

When you set up a stall to sell things, you should face outward. Don't expect the owner of the stall to respect you much. He will pick up your things, look at them and put them back casually, or he will smile contemptuously.

After all, Xiang Yu is not suitable for setting up a stall and selling things, and he doesn't have much money. He forced Zi Qiao to buy Meijia's cat food just to find something for Zi Qiao to do. Zi Qiao who doesn't pick up girls seems a bit too idle. , otherwise he would not be tempted to enjoy life by Guangu.

Zhang Wei was not interested either. Ever since his street stalls were taken over by urban management, Zhang Wei vowed never to set up a street stall again in his life.

Ziqiao helped the beautiful stall owner sell cat food with a calm expression. At this time, Meijia and Youyou heard the sound and ran over.

Xiang Yu observed the expression on Meijia's face with great interest. First he saw a hint of displeasure from the beautiful stall owner, and then a hint of embarrassment when he saw the cat food.

Xiang Yu briefly explained to the two of them why Qiao suddenly set up a stall.

After hearing this, Meijia gritted her teeth. Although she was dissatisfied with the beautiful stall owner, she was the source of the incident, so she still planned to step forward to help.

Youyou pulled Meijia and said: "I believe my nephew, he will help the stall owner sell out soon. Let's continue shopping."

Meijia thought for a while and said: "Forget it, there is nothing to buy for the time being. No matter how good-looking the second-hand clothes are, I won't buy them back to wear. I'm going to help Lu Ziqiao. I don't want to owe him any favors!"

Half an hour later, when Xiang Yu came back with a few bottles of drinks, the cat food on the stall had almost been sold due to the efforts of several people.

Zhang Wei also came back with a happy face, holding a hair dryer specially designed for barbecues.

Zi Qiao smiled and joked: "Zhang Wei, don't worry, you accidentally confused it with a normal hair dryer and burned your hair."

"How come, this hair dryer is not ordinary. Barbecuing is its hidden mode. At ordinary times, it is a normal hair dryer. I can use it to dry my hair or use it to make barbecue in the middle of the night. The most important thing is that it cheap price."

Zhang Wei is extremely satisfied with the hair dryer he bought.

Wandering around, in addition to old books, notes, and clothes, Xiang Yu also saw some e-sports equipment. The performance was pretty good, but there were many signs of use, and they were all sold by some boys.

"Zi Qiao, there's nothing worth buying at this flea market."

To be honest, Xiang Yu was a little disappointed. Xiang Yu didn't see what he was looking for after looking for a long time. Could it be that it wasn't this year?
Zi Qiao smiled mysteriously, took out a USB flash drive and said, "I bought it last year for five yuan and eight gigabytes. It's full of youth hormones."

Zhang Wei said disdainfully: "How much can 8 G hold?"

Zi Qiao said with a proud look on his face: "Be reasonable, 8G seeds."

Zhang Wei said with a smile on his face: "Why don't you bring me a copy of such a good thing? Let me copy it."

With a rippling smile on his face, Zi Qiao gave Zhang Wei an OK gesture.

Youyou looked puzzled and asked: "What kind of seeds? Are you going to grow flowers?"

Zhang Wei and Zi Qiao shook their heads in unison and said in unison: "Nothing, you heard wrong!"

Meijia pointed to a flying alarm clock and said, "I think this is very suitable for Xiang Yu, who gets up so late every day."

In Xiang Yu's mind, he immediately imagined a scene in which he was lying on the bed in the early morning, an alarm clock was swinging in the air, and with one move of the Six Meridians Divine Sword, the alarm clock was shattered into pieces.

Xiang Yu immediately refused: "Forget the alarm clock, I have no need to get up early."

After wandering around for a while, I bought a pair of roller skates that can be accelerated by nitrogen.

Zi Qiao wondered: "Auntie, when did you learn to skate?"

Youyou said confidently: "I don't know how, but with skates, is it still far to learn to skate?"

Xiang Yu couldn't help but wonder, can roller skates with roller skates be used for skating?
After browsing the stalls for a long time, there was nothing to buy. Youyou couldn't help but suggest: "Let's go back. There is nothing to see here."

Meijia thought for a moment and said, "Let's go find Yifei. She might not be in class."

At this time, two sweet voices came over.

"Teacher Xiaobu!"

Two beautiful girls, holding hands, trotted over with joy on their faces.

Zi Qiao's expression suddenly changed. As we all know, anyone who calls Zi Qiao Xiaobu is not good at all.

Zhang Wei said with excitement on his face: "Ziqiao, two, give me one."

Xiang Yu whispered: "When did you flirt? You're finished."

Xiang Yu looked at Meijia's face, and it turned out to be expressionless. If the explanation is not good, Zi Qiao's efforts during this period will be in vain.

Zi Qiao explained to Xiang Yu: "This is someone I met before, not now."

Xiang Yu gave Zi Qiao a self-seeking look. I believed it, but I don’t know if Mei Jia believed it or not. Meijia didn't have any special reaction. Instead, she looked at the two girls running over with interest.

The tall girl smiled and said: "Teacher Xiaobu, I haven't seen you for a long time. I thought you wouldn't come today."

Zi Qiao said quickly: "I'm taking a few friends to visit. Let me introduce you, this is Meijia, this is my aunt Youyou, this is Xiang Yu, and this is Zhang Wei."

After speaking, he pointed at the two beauties and introduced: "This is Xiaomei, and this is Xiaotian. They are the student union officials in charge of the auction."

Xiaomei smiled and said: "Teacher Xiaobu takes care of everything every day and insists on supporting our work every year. He is so caring."

Xiang Yu and Zhang Wei looked at each other, thinking about everything. Well, that description is very accurate.

Meijia looked back and forth, but didn't say anything. After all, Zi Qiao's self-cultivation has changed a lot during this period from before. On the other hand, Ziqiao hasn't confessed his love to Meijia yet, and Meijia has no reason to be angry.

Xiaotian smiled and asked Ziqiao: "Teacher Xiaobu, you are here just in time. The campus garage sale is about to begin. Will you come?"

Xiang Yu immediately nodded for Zi Qiao and said, "Go! What do you have?"

Xiaotian explained: "The auctions are all about larger items, and we will use part of the commission to donate. Teacher Xiaobu used to come to the auction every year to buy some things and show love."

Xiang Yu thought for a while and asked, "Do you have an old refrigerator or something?"

That's right, the moment Xiang Yu saw Xiaomei and Xiaotian, he already remembered that the alien spaceship's refrigerator should have originally come from the girls' dormitory. I just don’t know if they are already in their dormitory now.

Xiaomei thought for a while and said uncertainly: "There seems to be one."

'Then let's go quickly! '

The auction venue is located in the classroom conference room, not far from here, just a short walk away.

There were already many people sitting in the conference room. Xiaomei and Xiaotian took them to the front seats and then left: "Teacher Xiaobu, there are some things to do at the auction, so we will go there first."

Zi Qiao nodded, and Mei Jia waved her hand enthusiastically: "Thank you."

Youyou asked Zi Qiao: "Grand nephew, don't you have anything to say?"

Ziqiao raised his hands and swore: "I have never touched either of these two girls in my conscience. They did say they wanted to give me yoga training classes, but I refused."

Zhang Wei had a look of disbelief on his face, "You will not eat the fat meat that reaches your mouth?"

Zi Qiao said seriously: "Okay, Yifei said that if I dare to touch a girl in their school, he will break my legs."

Xiang Yu doesn't pay attention to these now, he just wants to see if the refrigerator is what he is looking for.

The auction started, and everyone was shocked by the first item.

A cross-country motorcycle, 21000% new, with invoice, priced at 8000 yuan on the official website. The starting price now is yuan.

Youyou said in surprise: "Today's college students, it's not enough to ride a motorcycle in school, they also have to go cross-country?"

Zi Qiao said seriously: "College students nowadays are very rich."

The price was relatively good, and soon several people rushed to hold up placards for motorcycles, pushing the price up.

However, Xiang Yu and others didn't have any needs, so naturally they didn't raise any signs.

After the first motorcycle, the next few auction items are relatively ordinary. The starting price and transaction price are very touching. It can only be said that they are indeed broken bones.

The fifth item, YSL roller skating high heels.

The five people looked at the pulleys installed under the 8cm high heels, and they all said they couldn't understand. Are today's design concepts so advanced?

Could it be that walking in high heels is too tiring, so everyone is sliding around. Doesn’t the person who wears these shoes have to learn roller skating first?
Zhang Wei lamented: "I really don't know what the designers of these luxury goods think? This thing is still so expensive."

Youyou held up her nitrogen-accelerated skates and said, "Is it possible that this thing can accelerate faster than mine?"

While talking and laughing, the auction soon entered the middle. The old refrigerator came on stage. Xiang Yu hesitated and raised his hand to take a picture. Naturally, there were not many people raising placards for an old refrigerator. Xiang Yu took the picture for 600. Come down.

Zhang Wei looked puzzled and said, "What do you need this refrigerator for? It's not like there's no refrigerator at home."

Several other people also looked puzzled.

Xiang Yu covered it up casually: "As a gift of love, buy whatever you want."

The auction wasn't over yet, but Xiang Yu couldn't hold back his excitement. He bought an alien spacecraft and an alien refrigerator for 600 yuan.

Xiang Yu thought for a moment and said, "You guys continue shopping here, I'll go and send the refrigerator back first."

Meijia waved her hands indifferently and said, "We can go find Yifei later and ask Yifei to treat us to lunch in the cafeteria."

When Zhang Wei heard that he could eat for free, he immediately said it was a good idea.

In Xiao Hei's secret base.

Zhanbo, Dawa, Wuwa, and Xiang Yu stared at the old refrigerator with serious faces.

Zhan Bo lamented: "If it weren't for Xiang Yu and you said this was an alien spaceship, even if you beat me to death, I wouldn't believe it!"

Da Wa started gesticulating excitedly. Wu Wa explained: "Da Wa said, open it quickly and take a look."

Xiang Yu opened the refrigerator with a solemn expression.

I see,

The refrigerator is empty.

It’s completely different from what I imagined!

Xiang Yu closed it, opened it again, closed it, and opened it again.

After five or six times in a row, Xiang Yu finally understood that this was a disguise.

Xiang Yu said to the refrigerator expressionlessly: "You guys come out quickly, or I will take action."

A weak voice came: "Can you see us?"

Another voice said: "Don't talk to humans. It's easy to get angry if humans find out."

Xiang Yu blinked and said to Zhan Bo: "Zhan Bo, bring the juicer here, I want to squeeze juice."

Zhan Bo thought for a moment and said, "Can the centrifuge in the laboratory be used? This juice is particularly pure."

I saw 4 cute little things appearing in the refrigerator, which looked like cute versions of apples, oranges, watermelons, and grapefruits.

"We have visas, you can't bully us!"

(End of this chapter)