The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 403 Huang Huifeng

In Xiao Hei's secret research base.

Xiang Yu actually didn't intend to do anything bad to the little apple people, little orange people, little watermelon people, and little grapefruit people, but since they all knew that there were spaceships and aliens, and they were kind aliens, he wanted to get in touch with them. This is also human nature.

Zhan Bo looked at the four cute creatures in front of him and said excitedly: "How did you achieve invisibility? Is this refrigerator really your spaceship?"

The little apple man put his little hands on the refrigerator and said with a serious face: "The Force is omnipotent!"

Zhan Bo and others were really rough and quickly accepted all this.

Zhan Bo asked curiously: "Where are you from? What did you do on Earth?"

The little orange man held his arms and introduced: "We are the fruit platter planets of the Tochuqijiji galaxy! In the words of you, we are aliens."

Wu Wa said excitedly: "They seem to know us very well, they must be alien spies."

The little watermelon man said disdainfully: "We have studied abroad in your university for three years, and we are considered half locals. And we have visas."

Xiang Yu poked the little apple man's Q-bomb skin and asked curiously: "You already have a spaceship, why do you still come to earth to study?"

The little grapefruit man stretched out a finger and said: "Just like the country next door to you that has not yet had electricity, the atomic bomb was built first without electricity."

Xiang Yu said speechlessly: "These two are not at the same level at all, okay?"

The little orange man smiled and said: "This is normal, the Force is omnipotent! The development of civilization on each planet is different."

Without waiting for Zhanbo and others to speak, the little apple man said: "Please send us back to school quickly. We must continue to study hard and go back to build our home in the future."

Xiang Yu said with a smile: "Don't worry, I'll send it back to you later. Let's chat now. When we go out, we have more friends and more ways to go."

The little grapefruit man thought for a while and whispered to the other people: "What this human said makes sense. If you go to an alien planet, you will have multiple alien friends and multiple alien paths."

Dawa banged on the old refrigerator while Wuwa began to collect data on the alien spacecraft.

Zhan Bo held his notebook and asked curiously: "What does your planet look like?"

The little watermelon man introduced: "In the distant Tochuchichijiji galaxy, there is a vast planet with warm seasons and mountains full of fruits, including oranges, grapefruits, apples, watermelons, grapes, and peaches."

Zhan Bo asked: "What else?"

The little watermelon man continued: "Oranges, grapefruits, apples, watermelons, grapes, peaches."

Wu Wa said speechlessly: "Your planet doesn't really only have fruits, right?"

The little orange man said with a smile on his face: "Our hometown grows fruits all over the world, so we are naturally cute."

Zhan Bo suddenly asked: "Which galaxy did you just say you were from?"

The little watermelon man said: "Tochuqi kills the Kiki galaxy."

Zhan Bo squinted his eyes and said, "Fruit platter star?"

The little orange man nodded and said, "That's right."

Zhanbo thought of the data left in the carrier and asked, "Has anyone on your planet studied abroad on Earth before?"

The little orange man was surprised: "How do you know?"

Xiang Yu opened his mouth and told the reason. He once discovered a butler-type artificial intelligence.
The little orange man said angrily: "Its owner must be the evil Durian Demon King, yes, that's him!"

Zhan Bo continued to ask: "Who is the durian devil?"

"In the past, on the fruit platter planet, we had durians besides us, but since the Durian Devil came back from studying abroad on Earth. The Durian Devil was dissatisfied that only oranges, grapefruits, apples, watermelons, grapes, and peaches were grown on the fruit planet. Durian. The big devil began to oppress other fruits on the fruit planet, trying to eliminate other fruits on the planet, and then switch them all to durian. "

The little watermelon man spoke eloquently, with a look of sadness and anger on his face.

The little orange man continued: "In order to overthrow the rule of the Durian Demon King, our Fruit Star used half of the planet's GDP to build a spaceship and sent our four fruit representatives to the earth. While learning the knowledge of the earth, we also searched for the prophecy of being killed. The Force Warrior who can defeat the Durian Demon King is selected from the four Forces."

The little grapefruit man clenched his fists and said, "When we graduate next year, we will go back and kill the durian devil!"

After Xiang Yu thought for a moment, he said seriously: "What is the force?"

The little grapefruit man said seriously: "The Force is the Force, and the Force is omnipotent!"

Xiang Yu touched the round head of the little grapefruit man. It was similar to that of a monk, the same Riddler.

Zhan Bo and others chatted with aliens such as Xiao Xiyou about serious scientific knowledge.

Xiang Yu felt like something was about to grow in his head, so he used a centrifuge to squeeze the juice.

After a friendly exchange, everyone added each other as WeChat friends.

Xiang Yu invited four alien fruit representatives to drink freshly squeezed juice (really freshly squeezed), and drove the alien spacecraft back to school. On the way, Xiang Yu watched four aliens holding straws drinking juice. It always feels full of flaws.

Xiang Yu was halfway through driving and wondered: "Since your alien spacecraft can be disguised as a refrigerator, why don't you turn invisible and fly back?"

The little grapefruit man said helplessly: "Our spacecraft doesn't have much energy, so we have to save energy."

Xiang Yu pretended to be unintentional and reminded: "When you go back to your planet, there will be no energy to come to us."

While drinking the watermelon juice, the little watermelon man promised: "Don't worry, we are friends, and we will definitely come to you if we have any difficulties."

Xiang Yu couldn't help but make a plan in his mind. He would first become good friends and wait until they graduate before proposing to travel to alien planets with them.

Binggo, plan pass!
After Xiang Yu drove into the school, he asked: "Where are you going to hide the spaceship? Do you want my help?"

The little watermelon man waved his hand and said, "No, you just need to drive the car to the side of the girls' dormitory."

Ten minutes later, Xiang Yu watched the alien spacecraft (refrigerator) ignite, take off, and become invisible.
Xiang Yu looked at the invisible spaceship and suddenly asked: "Since you can become invisible, why do you have to hide in the girls' dormitory?"

"This is because."
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The small square of love apartment.

Xiang Yu and Nuo Lan finished dinner outside, held hands, and walked back to the apartment.

"Take a look and see. The ancestral medicinal wine package is effective. It will save you time to go to the hospital! You don't have to queue up for urine tests. One bottle is guaranteed to last you for three years. I really like it as a gift!"

These familiar lines and unique voice made Xiang Yu immediately interested and ready to meet new friends.

Xiang Yu took Lan Lan's hand and said with a smile: "Lan Lan, let's go take a look."

"Okay."

Nuolan nodded slightly. It was nothing to take a walk anyway, so it didn't matter if he took a few more steps.

Xiang Yu and Nuo Lan followed the sound and walked across the small square. They saw a middle-aged man in a black Tang suit standing behind a cart and shouting. The cart was filled with bottles and cans of various sizes, and there were vertical vertical lines on the side. Wearing a cover, it says: Secret Recipe for Drinking Wine.

Xiang Yu took a closer look and found that this person was similar to Master Zeng. He was none other than Huang Huifeng, Master Huang.

Judging from the original drama, this Huang Huifeng is a ruthless person, good at fortune telling, and his body bones are also very resistant to beatings. After being kicked twice by Hu Yifei, he can still walk away on his own.

Xiang Yu couldn't help but become serious. Either this old man had the same amazing bones and thick skin as Teacher Zeng, or he had real skills.

Xiang Yu asked curiously: "Brother, how do you sell this?"

Nuolan looked at the various things soaked in the bottle with interest.

Huang Huifeng glanced at the two of them and said: "I have here, bruise wine, cream, fortune telling, horoscope test, mud hole drilling, jailbreak upgrade, Indian sacred oil, secret recipe for bruises, massage and bone setting. Everything is available, we will definitely cover it for you. satisfy!"

Xiang Yu couldn't help being stunned for a moment, then smiled at Huang Huifeng and said, "Brother, can you tell fortunes?"

Huang Huifeng took off the cover and revealed the second sign "Testing fortune and reading palms"

Huang Huifeng raised his hand and said in an authentic Hu Jian voice: "My dear Huang Huifeng, to be honest with you, business is not easy to do now. In order to support our family, we have to expand our business."

Xiang Yu said with a smile: "To be honest, I am also a member of the same group. I counted on my fingers and found out that I am from Hu Jian."

Huang Huifeng was startled and said with a smile: "Oh! It seems that we are Taoist couples, little brothers."

Xiang Yu said speechlessly: "We are not Taoist couples, not even fellow Taoists. We are enemies in the same industry!"

Nuo Lan whispered: "Xiang Yu, do you know this Huang Feihong?"

Xiang Yu shook his head, and Huang Huifeng spoke with emphasis: "It's Huang! Hui! Feng! I have nothing to do with that Bao Zhilin guy from Guangdong."

Xiang Yu thought for a while and suddenly said: "Fellow Taoist, should we make some gestures?"

Huang Huifeng hesitated for a moment, then said with a hesitant look on his face: "To be honest, little brother, I am short of money."

Xiang Yu smiled with interest and said: "We don't gamble. No matter whether you win or lose, I will cover your drinking. If I win, you have to do me a favor. In short, it will not violate the moral principles of the world." After that, Xiang Yu casually picked up a bottle on the trolley and looked at the brown liquid inside, which was soaked with wolfberry, ginseng and other medicinal materials.

Huang Huifeng responded simply: "Okay, okay."

Xiang Yu secretly chuckled a few times.

Huang Huifeng took the initiative to hand out his hand to Xiang Yu, but Xiang Yu didn't bother to touch it and said casually: "Huang Huifeng is from Fujian and is known as the Thunderbolt Hand for Massaging Bones. Three generations of my ancestors opened a medical clinic, but now my family is in decline."

"I'll go! Young man, your family is checking the household registration!!"

Huang Huifeng originally thought that the other party was also a charlatan and would say vague words at most, but he did not expect that the other party knew his details very clearly.

Xiang Yu stretched out his hand, turned his palm upward towards Huang Huifeng, and said with a smile: "Brother, it's up to you."

Xiang Yu felt greatly happy when he saw a wave of saintliness in front of people.

Willing to admit defeat, Huang Huifeng did not cheat and started to take it seriously.

Huang Huifeng massaged Xiang Yu's palm with his fingers and said subconsciously: "Little brother, your skin is a bit dry. Come and try this cream. Twenty, one can."

"purchase."

Xiang Yu doesn't care about this small amount of money, he just treats it as a friend.

Huang Huifeng was stunned for a moment, this was too easy.

On the contrary, Nuo Lan said angrily: "You are just trying to sell me!"

Nuo Lan forcibly took the cream from Xiang Yu's hand, and then took his free hand.

Huang Huifeng frowned and said: "Shh, I'm telling his fortune. Don't disturb me by talking.

Huang Huifeng looked at it carefully for a long time, but did not speak for a long time.

Xiang Yu couldn't help but said, "You wouldn't have told me that I was suffering from a bloody disaster, right?"

Huang Huifeng, who has been cheating people for a long time, can make money with peace of mind. For example, if you believe it, it’s free, but if you don’t, it’s 80.

Regarding the matter of willing to admit defeat, Huang Huifeng felt a little embarrassed and took out an ancient book from his bag and started reading.

"Pfft~"

Nuolan couldn't help laughing.

Xiang Yu lowered his head and glanced, and saw the words "Xiangli Hengzhen" written on the book. It seemed that Huang Huifeng's fortune-telling ability was not as good as his massage ability.

Huang Huifeng flipped through the pages for a long time, then said with a troubled face: "The hands are divided into the twelve houses of Bagua, and everything is in one palm. Brother, I am not good at studying, so I didn't recognize it. I dare not read the little brother's palm. It's I lost."

Xiang Yu said with a smile: "It's okay, my fate is up to me. I don't believe in palmistry. According to what I just said, I want all your drinking wine."

Huang Huifeng's eyes widened: "Little brother, are you entertaining me?"

Although Xiang Yu had just said that no matter whether he won or lost, he would be given free drinks, but Huang Huifeng only thought that Xiang Yu would buy one or two cans.

Xiang Yu said seriously: "Brother, if you have any good things, I'll cover them all."

Huang Huifeng asked in confusion: "Then why did you buy so many?"

Xiang Yu thought about it for a while. Although he was not short of money, it seemed that there was no use having more money.

Xiang Yu thought for a moment and said, "Then give me two bottles of the best." Then he whispered, "Is the sacred oil useful? If so, I want them all."

Xiang Yu doesn't need magic oil, but with so many brothers in the apartment, for example, Guangu's endurance is not enough, so maybe he can use it.

Xiang Yu blinked at Huang Huihong and said, "Boss Huang, let's calculate how much it costs in total."

Xiang Yu readily scanned the QR code to pay, and said with a smile: "Brother, I haven't introduced myself yet. My surname is Xiang, and the word is "Yu". This is my girlfriend Nuolan. I am the host. I invite Brother Huang to the bar for a drink. ""

Huang Huifeng didn't hesitate and said with a smile: "Of course that's good, I wish I could have it."

Xiang Yu and Huang Huifeng left each other's mobile phone numbers and planned to go to the apartment to put back the drinks and other things before going to the bar to drink.

Huang Huifeng is also planning to ride the tricycle back first. He will not drink while driving, and he will not drive after drinking.

As soon as he put down the drinks, Nuo Lan felt a little strange from the beginning. It was hard to ask questions just now. Now that he was back in the apartment, he asked: "Xiang Yu, are you a little too nice towards this Huang Huihong?"

Xiang Yu explained to Nuo Lan: "This Master Huang is not an ordinary person. There is no harm in making friends."

Xiang Yu said seriously: "This old man's fortune-telling ability may be average. He is good at massaging and setting bones. I'm going to learn a little bit. I'll give you a massage in the evening to relax."

After saying that, Xiang Yu started to move.

Nuolan pushed Xiang Yu away helplessly and said, "Go quickly, otherwise others will have to wait for you."

Xiang Yu reluctantly kissed Nuolan before turning around and going out.

When Xiang Yu arrived at the bar, Huang Huifeng was sitting at the bar drinking a drink.

Xiang Yu invited Huang Huifeng to sit on the exclusive sofa and asked the waiter for a few special drinks.

At this time, Teacher Zeng also came.

Xiang Yu greeted: "Teacher Zeng, come here, I will introduce you to a friend!"

After Xiang Yu introduced Teacher Zeng mysteriously.

The three of them quickly mingle.

"For Lao Huang's magic oil, let's drink wine! Cheers!" Xiang Yu raised the wine bottle.

"Cheers!" The three glasses clinked together.

Huang Huifeng put down his glass, looked around, and couldn't help but sigh: "This bar has a good atmosphere."

Xiang Yu smiled and said, "If you like to come here often, I'll ask the store manager to give you a VIP card for discounts."

Huang Huifeng was stunned for a moment.

Teacher Zeng explained: "He is the owner of this bar."

"Haha, this relationship is great, I will come here more often in the future!"

Huang Huifeng laughed.

Xiang Yu said curiously: "Brother, your skills are not weak, why don't you open a medical clinic?"

Huang Huifeng took a sip of wine and said with emotion: "The Baozi Lin in Fujian is also famous for its signature. But when I came here to seek development, I found that I couldn't even afford to rent a storefront."

Xiang Yu couldn't help but echoed: "Brother, your skills are really useless. Opening a massage and bone-setting shop is your destination! By the way, brother, you have a certificate!"

Huang Huifeng said seriously: "I am a licensed intellectual."

Xiang Yu put his arm around Huang Huifeng's shoulders and said, "Brother Huang, to be honest, I have something to ask you for help. As long as you can help me, brother, I will help you get a medical treatment for bruises and injuries after the matter is completed." How is the hotel?”

Huang Huifeng said excitedly: "Are you kidding! You think I am a charlatan! We intellectuals have moral integrity!"

Huang Huifeng had already guessed what Xiang Yu's problem was, so he bought the magic oil and invited him to drink.

This is an unspeakable secret! You can't buy divine oil just for cooking. Mostly because they are worried that the magic oil will be useless, or else... Hey!
"Little brother, let me tell you, my divine oil is indeed useful, but you have to pay attention to your health. When you are young, you work too hard in the fields, which can easily hurt your origin.

Brother, I have been here before. When I was young, I used to play songs every night. Now I am fine. Every day when I go home and see my wife, I am afraid of her.

Men, the highest state is moderation, not release."

Xiang Yu and Teacher Zeng listened to Brother Huang's eloquent speech, and they had to say that he was very heartfelt.

Teacher Zeng couldn't help but think about the magic oil. Xiang Yu didn't need the magic oil. He wanted to explain it at first, but Brother Huang didn't give him a chance!
Huang Huifeng took a sip of wine, moistened his throat and said, "Just listen to big brother, three points of nourishment, three points of moderation, and three points of release. When the time comes, you can use my magic oil to become a dragon and a tiger.

Teacher Zeng asked curiously: "Is this magic oil so useful?"

Xiang Yu explained the reason, "Ahem, cough, that's actually the case. I have a friend, brother, can you help me with this?"

After hearing this, Huang Huifeng realized that he had misunderstood, and immediately changed his words: "Of course you must support good deeds. We intellectuals have moral integrity."

(End of this chapter)