The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 479 Non-mainstream bird-feeling drama

Chapter 479 Non-mainstream poultry drama

The next afternoon, everyone came to the theater first.

Neither Xiang Yu nor Teacher Zeng’s girlfriends came, so they got together.

Meijia, Ziqiao and Guan Gu went backstage to see Youyou. Zhang Wei went to the door to wait for Wu Yue.

Teacher Zeng recited word by word: "Media comments: This play is purer than Thunderstorm, more perfect than Liang Zhu, and more romantic than White Haired Girl"

Xiang Yu looked at the poster in the middle of the theater corridor and said speechlessly: "The publicity for this play is also very sloppy. And I have a very big question. Isn't today the first premiere? How can the media have seen it?"

Teacher Zeng smiled and said, "I don't know which media outlet is so wicked. This review is even more wicked than Amap."

Mr. Zeng, ever since he once drove his car into a river following the instructions of Amap, he resolutely changed the name of Amap to "Wicked Map".

Xiang Yu glanced around. Normally, for a premiere, there would be some media coming over, but unfortunately, he didn't see any within his sight.

"Non-mainstream poultry drama."

Xiang Yu stared at the top of the poster for several times, and asked in confusion: "Teacher Zeng, I have not read much, is it my fault or did he really write it wrong?"

Teacher Zeng hesitated for a moment and then said, "Is it possible that he wrote it this way on purpose to attract other people's attention?"

Xiang Yu drew a circle with his hand and said with a smile: "Do you think it attracted other people's attention?"

At this time, a reporter came over and said on the phone: "Hey, editor-in-chief, there is really nothing to shoot in this play. There are no stars, no scandals, no gossip. You should send me to shoot some social news, such as floating corpses on the water, gas explosions, etc."

As he spoke, the reporter raised his hand and took a photo of the poster, then left while talking on the phone.

Teacher Zeng and Xiang Yu looked at each other and shrugged.

Teacher Zeng pointed to the bottom of the poster and said with a smile: "You can exchange popcorn and drinks for free with your receipt."

"Let's go~"

...

"Hiccup~"

Teacher Zeng burped for a long time and complained, "This popcorn is not enough. I have already eaten it all before the play even started."

Xiang Yu rolled his eyes at Teacher Zeng and ate everything without leaving any residue.

It was still early, so Xiang Yu and Teacher Zeng started strolling around with Coke in their hands.

On the other side, Zhang Wei stood at the entrance of the theater, took out a bottle of perfume from his bag, and sprayed it left, right, up, and down.
"My friend, do you want the money?"

A man was shaking his legs, holding a ticket in one hand, tapping it rhythmically on the palm of his other hand, and touching Zhang Wei's arm stealthily.

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment before he realized that it was a scalper.

Zhang Wei said casually: "I have money."

The man didn't say anything else. He said to Zhang Wei, "Do you have any extra? Twenty-one. I'll take them all."

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment, took out the ticket from his bag, pointed at the ticket price and said, "Look carefully, it's printed on the ticket that it's 180 yuan per ticket."

As he spoke, Zhang Wei poked the ticket in his hand for emphasis.

Huang Niu raised his eyebrows and said casually: "This show is nothing to watch. Twenty-one is already quite good."

Zhang Wei was a little confused. Wasn’t this play being performed for the first time?

The scalper said to Zhang Wei, "How about it? Are you selling it?"

Zhang Wei said angrily: "You scalpers are too unprofessional. Do you know what art is?"

First of all, the main actor of this play is Youyou. Secondly, Zhang Wei wants to invite his girlfriend to watch this play. If this play is only worth twenty yuan, wouldn’t it seem very cheap?

Zhang Wei was prepared to have a good argument with the scalper about the price. He couldn't let him destroy the market, and more importantly, he couldn't destroy his own experience. The feeling of watching a play for free at 20 yuan and watching a play for free at 180 yuan was nine times different.

Zhang Wei continued, "Let me tell you, this ticket is priced at 180 because it's a first-run discount. The next show might be 1800."

The scalper said to Zhang Wei disdainfully: "Then I'll offer you 180 yuan, will you sell it?"

Zhang Wei glared at the scalper and said, "No, I want to see it myself."

"No, you're not selling it. You're talking nonsense. Thirteen o'clock!"

The scalper rolled his eyes at Zhang Wei.

As they were talking, Wu Yue arrived and greeted Zhang Wei, "Zhang Wei, I'm sorry, I'm late."

Zhang Wei immediately put on a smiling face and said, "It's okay, I just got here too."

Xiang Yu and Teacher Zeng, who were strolling around, happened to see this scene. Xiang Yu couldn't help but smile and said, "I think Zhang Wei can go to Youyou's hometown to learn face changing. He is very talented."

"Zhang Wei, you can use the ticket to exchange for popcorn and Coke."

Teacher Zeng shouted at Zhang Wei.

Wu Yue immediately smiled and said, "It's a good deal. It's rare to see tickets that can be exchanged for free popcorn. Free popcorn tastes the best."

Zhang Wei was a little embarrassed at first, but he immediately smiled and said, "Yes, Youyou also gave me the ticket. It's the best to get it for free."

When Huang Niu saw Teacher Zeng and Xiang Yu coming, he immediately came over.

"Friend, friend, do you want some money?"

The scalper was holding a handful of tickets in his hand and waving them around as if he was showing off.

"No need." Xiang Yu did not have a good face towards the scalper. In the original drama, this scalper took advantage of the situation and cheated Zhang Wei, the scapegoat. God knows how Zhang Wei, such a frugal person, could have lost his mind because of love.

And because there are too many scalpers, all kinds of tickets are now marked up in price. A concert ticket that costs one thousand yuan is resold for three or four thousand yuan.

The scalper continued, "Do you have any extra bills? I have twenty-one and I'll take them all."

Without waiting for Xiang Yu to speak, Wu Yue said, "I just went to the ticket office to buy tickets, but unfortunately they were sold out."

Zhang Wei was a little confused and asked, "Didn't I say I have a ticket?"

Wu Yue smiled and said, "My sister wants to come and see it too, so I thought about buying another one."

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment. Isn't Wu Yue's sister Lawyer Zhuge, his boss? He couldn't help but feel a little nervous.

Teacher Zeng complained: "How can there be no tickets for this play?"

Xiang Yu said casually: "The organizer must have arranged all the tickets in order to create the illusion that the event is very popular and tickets are hard to come by."

Xiang Yu suddenly thought that he didn't know whether Nuolan would come or not, so he didn't ask Youyou for a ticket. In this case, there should be extra tickets. So he reminded: "There should be more tickets. Ask Guan Gu. He is with Youyou. Just ask him to bring the tickets over."

Moreover, Xiang Yu was a little suspicious that Lawyer Zhuge came here specifically, just like some girls’ best friends would come to check things out.

The scalper took advantage of the situation and said, "I have some tickets. I'll give them to you at a lower price! Two hundred per ticket."

Zhang Wei rolled his eyes at the scalper. He dared to charge 200 yuan for a ticket that was originally priced at 180 yuan because he saw that someone needed it. He took out his phone and said, "No need. We have a way."

The scalper was about to say something, but Xiang Yu said rudely, "Your wife is giving away tickets inside, and you are doing the work outside, so don't come and cheat us. If you keep talking nonsense, I will be rude to you."

The scalper looked at Xiang Yu and said, "My friend, are you also a scalper? You are crossing the line. This is my plate from Hongkou Ah San."

"boom!"

Xiang Yu threw the yellow cattle to the ground with an over-the-shoulder throw, and then pinned the cattle to the ground.

"Ah~~"

Huang Niu screamed, and Xiang Yu said lightly: "I've already told you, if you keep talking nonsense, I won't be polite, and you still dare to talk nonsense."

The scalper immediately said: "I was wrong, I was wrong, let go."

Xiang Yu let go of his hand and said disdainfully: "Hurry up, crawl as far as you can."

On the other side, Guan Gu and Zi Qiao went backstage. Mei Jia suddenly found that the ticket stubs could be exchanged directly for popcorn, so she ran to exchange them for popcorn halfway.

"Ding ding ding!"

Guan Gu smiled and handed the bouquet he brought to Youyou who was putting on makeup in the dressing room.

Youyou immediately smiled and said, "Ah~ Thank you Guan Gu"

Ziqiao looked at Youyou's outfit and couldn't help but wonder, "Are you sure you're playing Cinderella? But why is your makeup so pink?"

"Cinderella's costume and the princess' costume are two completely different sets. It takes half a day to change the makeup. In order to ensure the smoothness of the performance, there are two actors, one plays Cinderella before the makeup and the other plays Cinderella after the makeup. I play the role of Cinderella after the makeup."

Youyou smiled and explained, not noticing that the actress playing Cinderella behind her had turned dark. Maybe she couldn't tell even if she saw it, after all, the actress had already put on black smoky makeup.

Zi Qiao smiled and said, "I knew this play was definitely a copy of Cinderella's transformation into a princess."

At this time, Guan Gu received a call from Zhang Wei. When he heard Zhang Wei asking if there were any tickets, Guan Gu handed the phone to Youyou.

Youyou smiled and said, "Zhang Wei, call Guan Gu later and I will give him the ticket."

"Okay, then just let Guan Gu deliver the tickets to the door."

Youyou hung up the phone and was about to continue talking to Guan Gu when a voice roared in: "This is a restricted area backstage, no phone calls allowed, get out."

This fierce fat man came in with a serious face and walked in front of Youyou: "Youyou, what are you dawdling about?"

"Uh"

Youyou hid the phone at the speed of light: "Um, I~I'm putting on the heating pad!"

"You won't die from wearing such thick clothes later, go change your clothes quickly and don't dawdle."

"Okay~Okay."

Youyou watched the man leave, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief, explaining to Guan Gu and Ziqiao: "This is our assistant director, known as the scolding brother. If he catches us, we will be scolded to death."

Youyou explained: "Guan Guan, nephew, you guys play here first, I'm going to change my clothes."

"Well, go ahead! Let's take a look here."

"Hmm~"

Guan Gu saw Youyou leave, and walked around with Ziqiao. Ziqiao looked at Guan Gu's flowers and suddenly said with emotion: "If it were in the past, I would definitely use these flowers for a second time. I would dress up as a professional entertainment reporter and interview every actor here."

Guan Gu said speechlessly: “There are so many rules backstage. You’ll probably be kicked out before you even start chatting.”

Ziqiao said casually: "Nowadays, reporters will come over even if there is news in the bathroom, let alone backstage."

Ziqiao suddenly said, "Guan Gu, Youyou is today's star, so there will definitely be reporters interviewing her. Do you think there will be reporters barging in when my aunt is changing clothes?"

"No, I have to go and watch."

After saying that, Guan Gu left.

Ziqiao picked up the bouquet easily and said with a smile: "Although I don't pick up girls anymore, it is still necessary to reuse it. I can give it to Meijia."

(End of this chapter)

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