The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 480: It's not easy to be a scalper

Theater entrance.

"Where's Dali? Why didn't you bring her with you?"

Zhang Wei glanced at Lawyer Zhuge who was standing next to Wu Yue, smiled awkwardly and tried to find a topic to talk about.

Lawyer Zhuge spread his hands helplessly and said, "He went there to work part-time. He said he wanted to experience what it's like to be a teacher."

Xiang Yu was a little confused and asked, "Isn't Dali still a minor? Can he become a teacher? Isn't this child labor?"

Lawyer Zhuge said seriously: "She found a part-time job as a kindergarten teacher. There is no age requirement. It can be considered as a charity."

In this way, several people chatted awkwardly at the door for ten minutes. Zhang Wei turned his head from time to time to look at the passage behind the door, then turned his head again and looked at Lawyer Zhuge with a nervous face, praying in his heart that Guan Gu would come soon.

Wu Yue pinched Zhang Wei's palm quietly with some amusement.

This situation was too embarrassing, and Xiang Yu couldn't stand it any longer. Seeing that the play was about to start, Xiang Yu said, "Lawyer Zhuge, take my ticket and go in. I'll just wait for Guan Gu here."

Zhang Wei immediately said, "How can I be so embarrassed? Just take mine. I'll just wait here."

Xiang Yu handed the ticket to Lawyer Zhuge and said casually, "It's okay, it will only take a few minutes. Besides, I'm not very interested in dialogue drama."

On the other side, Guan Gu saw Youyou come out after changing into clothes and said with a smile, "Honey, don't be nervous."

"Hoo~ho~ho~"

As he spoke, Guan Gu began to take deep breaths.

Youyou also took two deep breaths to calm herself down, and asked Guan Gu who was still taking deep breaths, "Guan Gu, why are you more nervous than me?"

Guan Gu said excitedly: "This is the first time I'm so close to the stage. I can even see the faces of the audience."

Youyou comforted her, "Don't be afraid, just treat them as cabbages in the field."

"Chinese cabbage?"

Guan Gu circled his hands above his head and asked, "Why not kohlrabi?"

"Don't be afraid, I'll cheer you up." Youyou continued to comfort her, and suddenly complained: "It seems that I will be the one who goes on stage."

Hearing this, Guan Gu heaved a sigh of relief and said with a smile, "That's great."

Youyou shook her head speechlessly and said, "You, don't forget to give Yifei some money later."

Guan Gu then remembered, "Oh no, I forgot about Zhang Wei's ticket too."

Then Guan Gu started looking for his cell phone, wanting to call Zhang Wei and ask if he was still at the door.

"Youyou, I'm going to deliver the tickets to Zhang Wei. Give me my phone number."

Guan Gu searched his pockets but couldn't find his cell phone. Then he remembered that Youyou hadn't returned his cell phone to him.

Youyou looked confused and asked, "Why would I take your phone?"

Before she finished speaking, Youyou exclaimed, "Oh no, it's the hot pack. It's in my underwear pocket."

Guan Gu urged, "Then take it out quickly."

"This dress is too tight. I can't put my hand in it."

Youyou immediately tried to reach into her clothes to take out her phone, but after trying for a while, she failed.

"This is troublesome. If Yifei and Zhang Wei can't get in touch, they won't be able to see your performance."

Guan Gu has not yet realized the seriousness of the matter.

While continuing to work hard, Youyou said, "If I'm on the stage later and my phone suddenly rings, someone might die.

"Hurry up, hurry up, maybe they will call you later."

Guan Gu then realized the problem and tried to reach his hand in while pulling open Youyou's chest.

"and many more"

Cinderella, who had just come down from the stage, saw this and asked, "What are you doing?"

Youyou quickly said: "Don't get me wrong, he is my boyfriend."

Cinderella said calmly: "I can see that you two are in love, right?"

"how do you know?"

Youyou was a little confused.

Cinderella suddenly said angrily: "Even passionate love has to be based on occasion! This is a stage!"

I was already upset that I couldn't show my face, but these two were still showing off their love.

Guan Gu quickly explained: "Sorry, we are looking for something."

Cinderella looked at Youyou suspiciously and asked, "It's your turn now, what are you looking for?"

Youyou didn't want to let this petty Cinderella know that she had an accident, so she quickly said, "Microphone."

As she spoke, Youyou started showing off her acting skills.

"Oh, where did I put the wireless microphone? Where is it?"

Cinderella snorted and left.

Youyou breathed a sigh of relief, and the two of them continued trying to get the phone out. This time, in order to prevent others from misunderstanding, Youyou hid Guan Gu under her wide sleeves.

At this time, the assistant director rushed over and said, "Go on stage quickly."

Guan Gu and You You were delayed for too long, and the assistant director became anxious.

Youyou had no choice but to use the same excuse to explain: "But I don't know where I put my microphone, and I'm afraid I won't be able to make any sound when I go on stage later."

The assistant director was very experienced and said to the staff beside him: "Hurry up and give her another one."

Before Guan Gu and You You could react, the staff beside them had already put a microphone on You You. Guan Gu thought quickly, "But the two microphones are too close, will there be interference, like a bi sound?"

The assistant director nodded and said, "Add a belt."

Youyou was about to tell the assistant director about the matter, and said hesitantly: "Assistant Director, I want to discuss something with you."

The assistant director pushed Youyou forward and said angrily, "Hurry up and go up. We can talk later if you have anything to say."

Take the secret passage!!!"

"help me!!!"

Before going on stage, Youyou lip-synced to Guan Gu.

At this time, on the other side, the actor who was playing the role of a god on the stage was repeatedly releasing lightning and saying, "My mommy mommy will blast you to death!!!"

Youyou was late for the show and the actors had already started cursing in their hearts.

Zhang Wei in the audience complained: "It turns out that there was really a loud bang in the sky, and the heroine made a brilliant appearance."

Guan Gu rushed to the door from the backstage with an anxious look on his face.

At this time, Xiang Yu saw the yellow cattle approaching again.

Xiang Yu clenched his fists demonstratively, and the scalper Asan immediately took a step back.

The scalper Ah San said softly: "Don't be so irritable, make some friends."

Xiang Yu said speechlessly: "I'm really not interested in your ticket."

The scalper sighed, "I'm not interested now. The show has already started, so the ticket is worthless. I'll give it to you at a discount."

Xiang Yu rolled his eyes and said, "I won't buy it even if it's cheap."

The scalper got excited and said, "I have other tickets. Do you need any other tickets? I have a way to get them."

Xiang Yu looked at the scalper with great interest. He had just been thrown over the shoulder by him, and now he still wanted to do business?
The professional quality of this scalper is extremely high.

Since he was free anyway, Xiang Yu asked curiously, "What tickets do you have?"

The scalper pulled out a handful of various tickets from his pocket and said proudly, "Chickens don't pee, each has its own way, and there are 360 ​​professions, and each has its own top talent."

Xiang Yu became interested. The source of this stack of tickets was extremely wild.

Xiang Yu asked curiously, "Did you make a lot of money by dealing in these 180 tickets?"

"generally."

The scalper sighed: "If you occasionally get a sucker, you can make a lot of money, but you don't get one every day. If you get one every day, you can get rich in no time. But it's a pity that there aren't that many suckers!!!"

Xiang Yu was a little confused, "I think this is an easy job for you."

Xiang Yu said this sincerely. The original drama just used the free tickets to sell them, which was basically pure profit!

The scalper pointed to the empty gate and said, "The key is to act quickly, like now. Once the show starts, the tickets are worthless. Now they are worth at most five dollars."

Xiang Yu had made up his mind not to buy the scalped tickets anyway, and asked doubtfully, "You bought them for twenty-one and sold them for five dollars, so you're losing money, aren't you?"

“So being a scalper isn’t that easy.”

The scalper lamented: "For example, last time I took a single owner (client) to a concert, I was almost exhausted to death."

"Tired to death?"

Xiang Yu was a little surprised. Is it tiring to attend a concert?
"is not that right."

The scalper said with emotion: "I brought her in wearing security uniforms, but we were asked to move things. I couldn't let my client move things, and she was a woman, so I moved things by myself. I was almost exhausted to death."

"This approach is quite unique."

Xiang Yu smiled.

The scalper smiled and said, "I've been in this area for several years. I can help you get tickets for all the big and small performances or concerts nearby, including the queue tickets for Disney."

Xiang Yu was stunned for a moment, then recalled a piece of news and asked, "The scalper who helps people skip the queue for 99 yuan online is you, right?"

Huang Niu said proudly: "It's me. It seems that I have made a name for myself."

"Your reputation is indeed quite big now."

Xiang Yu secretly complained that the key to being a scalper is to lose face and not have good manners. This guy on the Internet sent the owner of the order to jail, and then he knelt down to apologize to the people behind him. The main point is the way.

The scalper smiled and said, "Face is nothing, money is the real thing."

Xiang Yu pondered for a while and asked curiously: "If you take four people with you, do you have a solution?"

The scalper was about to show off when he suddenly saw a police car coming in the distance. He quickly said to Xiang Yu, "Next time you need a ticket, remember to come to me. This ticket is for you."

As he spoke, the scalper threw the ticket in his hand to Xiang Yu.

"Hey, this scalper is interesting."

Looking at the ticket in his hand, Xiang Yu smiled and shook his head.

Now that he had the tickets, Xiang Yu no longer had to wait for Guan Gu to deliver them. He took out his cell phone and called Guan Gu. The call lasted for a long time, but no one answered!

But at this time, Youyou on the stage was already confused, Guan Gu, what are you doing?
When "My Heart Will Go On" sounded on the stage, the backstage and the audience went wild. It was really confusing to see an English song appear in a Qing Dynasty palace drama.

The assistant director yelled, "What's going on? Why is it this sound?"

Then the assistant director yelled into the intercom: "Sound engineer, are you dead?"

"I didn't let the assistant director miss it. It seemed to be the sound coming from the microphone. My friends and I were shocked."

"What the hell!"

Youyou had no choice but to start using her own Down syndrome acting rules to add to the drama.

(End of this chapter)