The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 697 Love Needs to be Talked About
Chapter 697 Love Needs to be Talked About
Seeing how happy everyone was, Xiao Hei thought that a lot of experimental data should be collected: "Then these pairs of glasses are for you. I will come back to collect them in three days. Then tell me how you feel."
After that, Xiao Hei took out a laptop and added: "You can use this computer program to modify the average face yourself. Remember not to infringe on other people's photo copyrights."
"Don't worry. Xiao Hei, you finally made something so interesting."
Yifei covered her aching stomach and said, "You can come and get it in three days."
Xiao Hei just left.
Yifei immediately said, "I'll give you a photo of Zeng Xiaoxian! Xiang Yu, help me edit it."
Meijia originally planned to upload Ziqiao's photo to her computer.
Unexpectedly, Yifei's little hand trembled, and she quickly posted a photo of Zeng Xiaoxian.
Xiang Yu immediately became interested and started to operate immediately.
On the left side of the computer screen was a photo of Teacher Zeng.
On the right, data of countless photos began to fly up and down.
Nuolan looked at Yifei: "Are you serious?"
Yifei nodded and said, "I'm serious. Let's run the program and give it a try."
Having said that, Yifei pressed the enter key.
In an instant, various strings flashed rapidly on the computer.
Tens of seconds passed.
The picture froze.
soon.
The data is transmitted to the glasses.
Yifei put on her glasses nervously.
A few minutes later.
"Emma~ I am dying of laughter."
Yifei let out a breath. After putting on these glasses, the whole world changed. She could smell a strong smell of Mr. Zeng's meanness. It was hard for her not to laugh~——
Evening, 3602.
Yifei was collecting clothes on the balcony when suddenly a demonic laughter came from the living room.
"Hahaha……"
Yifei, who was carrying a clothes hanger, was a little confused. She walked into the living room and saw that Xiang Yu, Nuolan and Curry Sauce were watching a movie.
Looking at the three people who were laughing so hard, Yifei was confused. She walked closer to see what movie it was that could make them laugh so crazily.
All I saw on the TV screen was the classic horror movie "The Shining".
Yifei asked in confusion: "You guys are watching horror movies and you laugh like this?"
Nuolan held her stomach and waved to Yifei, asking him to sit down.
"You'll know just by looking at it."
Xiang Yu smiled and handed a pair of glasses with average appearance to Yifei.
Yifei took the glasses and put them on doubtfully.
Soon, Yifei knew why they were laughing.
Because everyone in the horror movie has become like Zhang Wei, and as we all know, Zhang Wei's face is full of funny temperament.
So the originally terrifying scene became humorous and funny, making people laugh.
Yifei laughed so hard that she fell backwards. "Hahahaha... You two turned a good scientific experiment into entertainment. Xiaohei will cry if he finds out."
Xiang Yu shook his head and said with a smile: "This is a scientific experiment, but the test is more comprehensive. Try my glasses again. This is Ziqiao's face."
Several people changed their glasses back and forth, and the protagonist of the horror movie changed from Zhang Wei to Ziqiao, and then from Ziqiao to Teacher Zeng.
Curry Sauce watched the movie and was a little confused: "Why would a man want to kill his wife and children?"
Xiang Yu and Nuolan looked at each other, and Xiang Yu raised his chin to signal Nuolan to explain.
Nuolan thought for a moment and said, "This question actually needs to be analyzed on a case-by-case basis. There are many men who would sacrifice themselves to protect their wives and children. Only..."
Yifei waved her hands and said disdainfully, "It's just that I met the wrong person. After all, it takes time to recognize a scumbag. As the old saying goes, a rat with a gun in its den is a coward! This only shows their incompetence."
Curry Sauce said with a headache: "I always meet scumbags. I don't know if it's my physical condition or my bad luck." Xiang Yu said speechlessly: "You should use your brain more when you are in love."
Curry sauce: “.”
Yifei comforted Curry Sauce, "It's okay. Curry Sauce, let me help you analyze it. How do you usually choose your dating partners?"
Curry Sauce said seriously: "First, look at the face. Choose the most handsome one in the crowd!"
Yifei suddenly realized, "Oh~, the appearance party. Then what?"
Curry Sauce said as a matter of course: "Then we were together."
Yifei was a little stunned, and asked in confusion: "Love needs to be discussed, don't you communicate?"
Curry Sauce explained: "Usually it's the other person who does the talking."
"You don't respond?"
Yifei raised her eyebrow.
“I usually only say three sentences.”
Curry Sauce said very gently: "You are amazing! I didn't understand! I learned a lot! Then the other person will be very happy."
Xiang Yu nodded and said jokingly with a serious face: "I understand this, this is the third consecutive fool."
Nuolan hit Xiang Yu in anger and said to Curry Sauce, "You only look at faces and don't communicate with others. This way you can't see others clearly. You will only be deceived by others' appearance."
Yifei also said: "Yeah, just because he's good-looking doesn't mean he's a good boyfriend."
Curry Sauce said a little embarrassedly: "But when I see a handsome guy, my eyes become starry and I can't control it!"
Xiang Yu pointed at the glasses and said, "Aren't there glasses with average appearance? You can try wearing them. You can try Haitang's face. It's fun."
Yifei agreed, "Yes! You're looking at Zhang Wei's face. You can't be a fangirl, right?"
Curry Sauce hesitated, "But how can I talk without looking at the handsome guy?"
Yifei said speechlessly: "When you are in love, you can't just look at the face, you have to look at his thoughts."
Xiang Yu nodded and said, "The scumbag uses tricks. It's not just the words that count, but also the actions."
Yifei nodded and said, "You can ask questions, take the initiative, understand the other person, filter out the scumbags, and don't use your signature three-line cute sentence."
Curry Sauce confessed: "Although my last name is Shi, my brain is not very good. This is too difficult!"
Yifei said easily: "It's not difficult. Just talk to the boys about your interests, hobbies, life pursuits, and ideals."
"My hobby is eating! My pursuit is to eat more, and my ideal is to lie down after eating!"
Curry Sauce had a silly smile on his face.
Apart from eating and sleeping, this ideal is really good.
Yifei complained: "It seems that the most suitable boyfriend for you is a koala."
Xiang Yu thought for a moment and said, "Tomorrow night there will be an animal-themed party at the bar, a singles-themed party."
Yifei immediately perked up and said, "Well, how about this, Curry Sauce, you put on your glasses and look for a boyfriend instead of looking for one based on appearance. We'll go with you and help you check things out."
"Really?"
Curry Sauce looked at the few people happily.
Nuolan said lightly: "I was going there anyway, it's just a side thing."
Yifei smiled and nodded.
"Thank you, Mr. Hu! Thank you, Sister Nuolan!"
Curry Sauce hugged Yifei excitedly.
Seeing this, Nuolan hugged Xiang Yu and said, "I can help you find a boyfriend, but I can't hug my husband."
"Lanlan, what bachelor party are you attending now?"
Xiang Yu was a little confused. Nuolan was pregnant, and she couldn't eat or dance. Just to watch others dance? How boring that would be~
"I don't care. I'm dying of boredom."
"Okay, okay~ Then let's join~"
Xiang Yu had no choice but to prepare special drinks and food for pregnant women. It was his own bar anyway, so he could do whatever he wanted.
(End of this chapter)
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