The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 698: Boyfriend Comprehensive Ability Questionnaire

Chapter 698: Boyfriend Comprehensive Ability Questionnaire
Evening, bar.

Animal themed party.

When Xiang Yu went to get a drink for Nuolan, he saw Yifei there and immediately teased, "Yifei, I'll tell Mr. Zeng right now that you want to cheat on him."

Yifei gave Xiang Yu a disdainful look and said, "I'm here to serve as an advisor to Curry Sauce. Ask Zeng Xiaoxian to fly back."

After just a few words, Zhao Haitang came over and asked, "Isn't this a bachelor party? What are you doing here?"

Yifei had to explain again: "I am here to advise Curry Sauce and teach her how to see the essence through appearance."

Xiang Yu calmly picked up the drink for pregnant women that he had just prepared and said, "If I'm not here, this party may not exist."

Yifei's eyes suddenly lit up, and she said to Zhao Haitang, "Have you figured it out? Do you want me to tell Dali that you're coming to the bachelor party?"

"of course not."

Zhao Haitang said confidently, "I came to see you. Our flash club is rehearsing a new show, but many students can't take leave. I would like to ask Teacher Hu to talk to the school leaders and ask them to support the students' creations."

"I can't control your leave, but you don't have to worry too much. You can't take leave during class time, but you can still rehearse at night."

At this time, Nuolan and Curry Sauce came together and walked over.

Curry Sauce was wearing a cat headband and a white miniskirt, while Nuolan was wearing rabbit ears and a black long skirt. The two of them became the focus of the bar.

Yifei teased, "Wow, so beautiful."

Nuolan complained: "I've been waiting for you for a long time?"

"Oh, sorry."

Xiang Yu quickly apologized: "The drinks are ready, everyone is here, drink here."

Yifei asked the curry sauce, "How is it? Are you ready?"

"Sister Yifei, there are so many handsome guys here~~"

Curry Sauce's voice was trembling with excitement.

"Hold it, don't look, put on your glasses."

Yifei quickly handed the average-looking glasses to Curry Sauce.

Zhao Haitang was a little puzzled: "Curry sauce, what's going on with you?"

"Oh, I plan to find a boyfriend without relying on looks."

Curry Sauce said happily: "So I asked Sister Yifei to be my advisor."

Yifei explained: "Curry said she always met bad guys, so she asked me to help her check. I suggested that she wear glasses so that her appearance would not affect her judgment."

"This is a test paper I found on the Internet to test your boyfriend's ability. How is it? Am I well prepared?"

Curry Sauce said this and handed the test paper in her bag to Yifei.

Zhao Haitang, who was standing by, couldn't help but ask curiously after seeing the test paper: "What kind of test paper is this?"

Curry Sauce smiled and said, "This is a comprehensive ability questionnaire specifically designed to test a boyfriend's ability. It can reflect a person's IQ, EQ, cultural foundation, and gentleness and thoughtfulness."

Zhao Haitang sighed and said, "I have to fill out a questionnaire to flirt with people? It's really a drama in the city, and the mountain people are laughing their heads off."

Curry Sauce asked blankly, "What do you mean?"

Nuolan smiled and said, "You city people really know how to have fun. But Curry Sauce, are you sure you want to take the test before going on a date?"

Curry Sauce nodded: "A unified exam is more efficient. Chatting with everyone one by one takes too much time. This is the only way to be more efficient."

Zhao Haitang frowned and said, "Efficiency is important in love? Look at me, I've been pursuing Dali for so long and I'm not in a hurry. Why are you in a hurry?"

Curry Sauce said with some concern: "I'm afraid that others will know that I have a low IQ after just a few words with me, so I'm using the test paper to scare people first."

Yifei, perhaps out of habit as a teacher, glanced over the questions when she got the test paper, then silently read out: "Scenario simulation question, your wife is having difficulty giving birth, and the doctor asks you whether to save the older child or the younger one. At this time, your mother jumps into the river to force you to save the younger one. What will you do?"

Nuolan nodded and said, "You're asking a life-threatening question right from the start! Now it's going to be fun."

Yifei looked at Xiang Yu with ill intentions and said, "Xiang Yu, how are you going to answer this question?" Feeling Nuolan's burning gaze, Xiang Yu felt his scalp tingling. After a few seconds, Xiang Yu said righteously, "Can't you save both? Besides, the hospital won't ask you whether to save the older or the younger one. They will default to saving the older one, so there is no question of your mother jumping into the river to force you to save the younger one. Watch less bloody TV dramas and read more books."

Xiang Yu rolled his eyes at Yifei and said, “You want to cheat me? No way.”

Yifei had originally planned to let Xiang Yu go, but Xiang Yu's rolling eyes made Yifei perk up.

Yifei immediately asked: "Nuolan and your mother fell into the river. If neither of them can swim, who will you save first?"

Xiang Yu said calmly: "I will save whoever is closest to me first."

Yifei was stunned for a moment, and before she could figure out how to continue, Nuolan asked, "What if your mother is closer to you?"

Yifei immediately looked at Xiang Yu with a gloating look, and Xiang Yu said calmly: "I am an orphan."

Zhao Haitang was speechless: "I think this question is problematic. If your girlfriend is far away..."

Curry Sauce's eyes suddenly lit up and he asked, "That's amazing. You can answer that."

Yifei persisted, "What if you were not an orphan, how would you answer?"

Xiang Yu said disdainfully: "Then you can just ask the other party, 'How did my mother offend you that you want to kill her?'"
Yifei said unwillingly, "You are so awesome, why don't you try to finish the entire test paper?"

"Just try it."

Zhao Haitang also became interested and started reading the test paper.

"General knowledge question, your girlfriend wants you to give her a lipstick, which of the following lipsticks would you give her?
A: Givenchy lambskin B: Givenchy pigskin

C: Givenchy calfskin D: Givenchy small fat sheep
Xiang Yu was speechless and said, "What does this have to do with boyfriend power?"

Curry Sauce immediately said: "To understand a girl, of course, you start with her lipstick."

Xiang Yu thought for a moment and asked, "Does it say it's a single choice?"

"Forehead"

Zhao Haitang took a look and said, "No."

Xiang Yu immediately smiled and said, "Then buy them all."

Nuolan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and explained: "The first three are lipsticks, but the fourth one really doesn't exist."

"Ahem~ Let's start the next question."

Zhao Haitang picked up the test paper and continued, "Basic cultural questions: Please write the names of the following four works according to the prompts: A Kind Master Guides a Little Gangster on His Path to Study, Crazy Stone, My Days in the Underworld, and The Inside Story of Three Major Companies Fighting for the Development Rights of the Central Plains. What are these?"

Xiang Yu said calmly: "These are the four great classics. My days in the underworld correspond to "Water Margin", the inside story of three major companies competing for the development rights of the Central Plains corresponds to "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", the crazy stone corresponds to "Dream of Red Mansions", and the kind master guiding the gangsters on their path to study corresponds to "Journey to the West."

Zhao Haitang was puzzled and said, "I see. But isn't the crazy stone referring to Sun Wukong? He jumped out from a crack in a rock."

Curry Sauce questioned: "Don't you claim to have read a lot of books about cars? The Dream of the Red Chamber was originally called The Story of the Stone. How come you don't know that?"

"I am well-read."

Zhao Haitang was very dissatisfied with the questioning from the poor student Curry Sauce, "How dare you question my cultural literacy? Then I will also do a questionnaire survey to prove myself!"

Yifei waved her hand and said, "Oh, whatever you want. Curry sauce, it's getting late, put on your glasses."

Curry put on his glasses and said to Yifei, "Sister Yifei, can you help me mark the test papers later?"

"Of course."

Yifei nodded immediately.

Curry Sauce looked at Xiang Yu and Nuolan again.

Nuolan understood immediately and said with a smile: "We have no problem either."

Anyway, we can’t go up and dance, and we can’t drink, so it’s quite interesting to watch their answers here.

Zhao Haitang also became excited
Seeing that everyone agreed, Curry Sauce smiled happily.

Very good!
(End of this chapter)

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