Chapter 775 Wifi Egg

"Haha, thank you."

Zhang Wei took the plastic bucket with a dry laugh and said, "Just bear with it for a while."

"Drink less water. No one will be interested in the self-service bar here anyway."

After saying that, Ziqiao pointed to the side.

Everyone looked along.

Next to a very hastily handwritten 'VIP' area, there was an extremely shabby bucket with "self-service bar" written on it and some plastic cups stacked next to it.

Xiang Yu grinned and said speechlessly: "How touching! This self-service bar seems to only have boiled water, right?"

Too simple!

Mr. Hong Qi smiled and pushed the cleaning cart away.

Zhao Haitang was sitting on the suitcase of a small cart. No, he was riding a luggage cart.

Seeing this, Zhang Wei was surprised and said, "Oh my god! Is your suitcase a spirit? Can it even run on its own?"

“This is a ride-on suitcase designed specifically for travel, saving you the trouble of walking through the airport, which is tiring and time-consuming.”

As he spoke, Zhao Haitang got down from the suitcase.

Yifei complained: "This is a small airport that you can go around twice in five minutes. Why do you still need to ride a bike?"

Zhao Haitang counted on his fingers and said, "I want to help everyone see if there are any places to kill time nearby, such as coffee shops, snack bars, and souvenir shops."

"Have it?"

Zhang Wei asked.

Zhao Haitang said helplessly: "There is not a single person. There is no sign of human habitation within a few miles."

"Don't show off. Explain why there's a helicopter parked here."

Ziqiao asked, pointing at the helicopter in the distance.

Zhao Haitang said as a matter of course: "This is a heliport. If not for helicopters, what else should we park here?"

Xiang Yu said speechlessly: "Are you sure we want to take a helicopter to Yokohama? We might crash and die before we get halfway."

If I had known Zhao Haitang was so unreliable, I would have come here by myself!

Zhao Haitang explained: "Of course not. Our flight was added at the last minute, so it was a bit complicated. The helicopter was only responsible for taking us to Nanba, and then transferring to Nanba to fly to Yokohama. Besides, taking a helicopter is so cool."

Yifei frowned and said, "Let's not talk about whether it's cool or not. If we keep going back and forth like this, won't we waste a lot of time? Will we miss the wedding?"

Zhao Haitang smiled and said, "No, I calculated that not only will we not be late, but we can even arrive ahead of time, provided that everything goes well."

"Okay, okay, it's better than nothing. Come on, pack up and get on the plane. I've never been on a helicopter before."

Zhang Wei pushed his luggage and was about to board the helicopter.

Zhao Haitang hurriedly stopped Zhang Wei and said, "Hey, this helicopter is not our flight. Lawyer Zhang, do you think you are the crown prince and you can ascend the throne whenever you want?"

Zhang Wei: “.”

"Hey, are you reliable or not? If not, let me do it. Don't waste everyone's time."

Xiang Yu looked at Zhao Haitang speechlessly.

"Don't worry, Brother Yu, we will definitely catch up."

Zhao Haitang patted his chest so hard that it made a loud noise.

"Then wait a little longer. When you're out and about, the most important thing is to go with the flow. Playing with your phone, ah, will kill time a hundred times faster."

Zhang Wei took out his cell phone, his eyes popped out, and he shouted, "Huh? No signal???"

No signal?
When everyone heard this, they all picked up their mobile phones.

In modern society, if you don’t have food, you may die in more than a week. If you don’t have water, you may die within three days. If you don’t have a mobile phone, you usually can’t survive for more than a few hours. The boredom of waiting is most obvious.
"I don't have a signal either! How am I going to get through the day?"

Yifei's expression froze.

Ziqiao also shook his head. "I don't have any either."

Xiang Yu glanced at his phone.

"Hahaha! Luckily I was prepared. Dual SIM dual standby, super strong signal, a knockoff phone, it's awesome!"

The next second, Ziqiao couldn't laugh anymore.

"Yeah? There's no signal for knockoff phones? Where in the middle of nowhere is this? Oh my god, there's actually a place where there's no signal for knockoff phones?"

Zhang Wei advised like everyone else before: "Why don't you just be patient?"

She is not too dependent on playing with her mobile phone.

"How can I bear this?!"
Unfortunately, this time it was not as harmonious as before and no one compromised.

You can live without food, water or heating, but! You must have a signal! Otherwise, how can you survive without food, water or heating?
Gan!
Ziqiao looked at Master Hong Qi who was leisurely reading a newspaper and asked, "Master Qi, is your signal station also shut down due to unpaid fees? The conditions are too harsh."

Mr. Hong Qi said slowly, "The equipment is broken. We will come to repair it after the Spring Festival. If you want to get online, go out the gate and head east for fifty miles. When you get on the overpass, you will have a signal."

Everyone: "."

Xiang Yu shook his head and said with emotion: "Surfing the Internet is like seeking Buddhist scriptures."

Zhang Wei complained: "Isn't this the same as nothing?"

Xiang Yu touched his chin and said, "Don't you guys prepare some books to kill time on the plane, or some offline games to kill time?"

Everyone looked at Xiang Yu, who spread his hands and said, "Don't look at me. It's a common rule to turn on flight mode on a plane, right? Don't you know this?"

Yifei asked, "So, what did you bring to kill time?"

"Books, and Bingo."

"that's it?"

"Then what do you want?"

Xiang Yu curled his lips and said, "This is what I prepared to kill time on the plane. There are only a few hours in total. How many programs should I prepare?"

Yifei was like a deflated ball: "Isn't this just a way to kill time? I wanted to write a year-end summary and send it to the department head at the airport, but now there is no signal, so I can't get the advanced individual award~"

Zhang Wei scratched his hair and said in pain, "Oh, you can't get the advanced title, so you can only get a bonus. I'm the one who suffered the most. Today is the New Year's Eve, and there are cash red envelopes. I can't go online, and I feel like I've missed out on hundreds of millions!"

Zi Qiao smiled and said, "But I have something else in my bag that can help us kill time."

Wu Yue shook his head, somewhat incredulously, "Could it be flying chess?"

Ziqiao said with some regret: "My flying chess has been nailed to the wall. Otherwise I would definitely bring it with me."

"That's what I'm talking about."

Ziqiao took out the Japanese homophone table that he bought for fifty yuan from his suitcase.

"How about using this to kill time? Isn't it particularly meaningful?"

Xiang Yu said unhappily: "Do you still want to charge me? I'm telling you, don't try to cheat me out of my money."

"It's not a big deal. A mobile WiFi can help you easily solve it!"

Zhao Haitang took out a small ball without caring.

Ziqiao looked at the little ball, scratched the back of his head, and said familiarly, "Eh? This thing looks a little familiar."

Xiang Yu also felt more and more familiar with it the more he looked at it.

It feels like Digger One!
Zhang Wei was surprised and asked, "Can WiFi eggs be made so small nowadays?"

Yifei said, "Oh my, there's no use having a wifi egg. My phone has no signal, and the wifi egg is worse than a boiled egg!"

"Oh, I'm a VIP, how could I be using an ordinary WiFi egg? This is a new product developed by Digging Heavy Industry, Skywalker One, which directly uses the satellite network. If you look up and see the starry sky, you can use it to look down and browse your phone."

"Digging Heavy Industry? The name of this company sounds very familiar."

Ziqiao rubbed his chin thoughtfully.

(End of this chapter)

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