Chapter 776 Swallowed by Mistake
Zhang Wei was anxious to grab the red envelope, so he grabbed the WiFi egg and said, "Oh, no matter if it's familiar or not, I'll turn it on quickly. I want to grab the red envelope. Where is the switch?"

"Wait a minute, this is my first time using this thing, I'm not very familiar with it, let me take a look at the instruction manual first."

As Zhao Haitang spoke, he took out the instruction manual from his bag and started reading it.

Zhang Wei held up the WiFi egg and said, "Eh? There are words on it, Made in chi"

"Don't look at it, just press it and it will start. Why do you need to read the manual when it's so simple?"

On this side, Xiang Yu took the WiFi egg and pressed it casually. The WiFi egg made a sound similar to the startup sound of a computer.

Xiang Yu put the WiFi egg on the table, thinking that Zhang Wei would not swallow it by mistake this time and would not be late for boarding.

Wu Yue took out his phone and said excitedly, "There really is a WiFi signal."

"Could it be that the WiFi egg is activated?"

Zhao Haitang quickly greeted everyone: "Isn't it a hot topic called Zhao Haitang is the most handsome man in the world?"

Zhang Wei couldn't help but complain, "You lied too blatantly, didn't you?"

"He was too reserved because he was afraid that others wouldn't understand."

As he spoke, Ziqiao took out two mobile phones from his pocket.

Yifei was surprised and said, "Huh? There really is one! What's the password?"

Zhao Haitang said calmly: "I used to really like Dali's full spelling."

"Huh? Isn't the longest WiFi password 16 characters long? How come yours exceeds the limit?"

Yifei looked at Zhao Haitang in surprise.

Zhang Haitang replied silently: "I am a VIP!"

"Tsk, the only person who can use VIP to do such a nasty thing is you."

"I knew you would never change your bad habits!"

Zhang Wei quickly took out his mobile phone and prepared to grab the red envelope.

Yifei looked at her phone in surprise. "Oh my god, it's actually connected. The speed is pretty good."

After a few minutes, everyone was busy playing with their phones.

Xiang Yu said with some concern: "I'll go see if the plane has arrived. You guys stay here. I'll go buy two oranges."

Yifei said disdainfully: "Do you want to die?"

"Oh, hurry up, the plane is coming and call us."

Ziqiao waved his hand impatiently, signaling Xiang Yu to go quickly.
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On this side, Xiang Yu just walked out the door.

Zhang Wei squatted in front of the table with the WiFi egg in his hand,

Ziqiao's phone suddenly jammed, and he complained, "Why are you getting so close? You're blocking my signal."

Zhang Wei smiled and said, "I'll grab the red envelopes. This way the signal will be better and the chance of success will be higher."

"Then move aside and don't block my front."

Ziqiao said this and gently pushed Zhang Wei.

Tragedy suddenly occurred. When Ziqiao touched him, Zhang Wei held the table where the WiFi egg was placed. The WiFi egg was not very stable on the table to begin with, and when the table shook, the WiFi egg rolled away.

Just as Zhang Wei was about to speak, the WiFi egg rolled into his throat.

Everyone: “Huh?!!”

"Ugh~~"

Zhang Wei covered his throat in pain, unable to speak or swallow.

Seeing Zhang Wei covering his neck with a purple face, Ziqiao grabbed Zhang Wei and said anxiously: "Damn it, how did you eat it? Can this thing be taken internally?"

"Mmmm" Zhang Wei was speechless.

"Is it stuck? Spit it out! Quick, quick, quick!"

Wu Yue hurriedly tried to calm Zhang Wei down.

"Hey Hey hey!"

Ziqiao was also dumbfounded.

This is his only hope of getting online!
"Spit it out! Spit it out!"

Zhao Haitang was even more flustered, not knowing what to do. WiFi eggs were not boiled eggs, so why did he eat them?

Wu Yue originally wanted to dig it out, but he was worried that he would make things worse and get it pushed back in, which would be disastrous, so he could only stand there anxiously.

"Spit it out!"

Yifei yelled and slapped Zhang Wei hard on the back.

As a result, Zhang Wei let out a "gulp".

Just swallowed it.
"It really backfired?"

Seeing Zhang Wei's face soften, Ziqiao asked hesitantly, "Did you swallow it?"

"Are you okay? How do you feel?"

Wu Yue supported Zhang Wei with a worried look on his face.

Zhang Wei's relaxed expression suddenly tightened.

"My stomach hurts a little bit~, ah! It hurts more and more. There is poison in my balls!"

After saying that, Zhang Wei fell to the ground with a constipated look on his face.

"Hey hey!!!"

Everyone rushed to help in a panic.

"Call the doctor quickly!"

"Doctor? Where can we find a doctor in this remote place?"

The scene was in chaos for a while.

Of course, this also alarmed the cleaner Hong Qi: "What's going on? What's going on~~"

Xiang Yu asked anxiously: "Seventh Master, do you have a doctor here? Zhang Wei accidentally ate a wifi egg, please find a doctor to help~"

"Oh, I see. Wait a moment."

Hong Qi nodded calmly, then walked to the cabinet one step at a time. In the surprised eyes of everyone, he took out a stethoscope from it: "Hurry up and help the person to the bed, I will take a look."

"Come and take a look?"

Xiang Yu stared at him, but saw that Zhang Wei was in pain.

"Quick, quick, help it to the rack, it's time to kill the pig, ugh, it's time to see a doctor..."

Everyone carried Zhang Wei to the table, and Master Hong Qi was examining Zhang Wei with a stethoscope.

Zi Qiao asked in confusion: "Seventh Master, aren't you a cleaner? How come..."

"Brands are dead, but people are alive."

Qi Ye calmly wiped some saliva on his fingers, then scratched the cleaner's badge on his chest, revealing the medical staff's badge.

Everyone was stunned. Is this one person playing two roles?
Zi Qiao's eyes widened in surprise, "Is there such a thing?"

"Seventh Master, you're not really going to kill me like a pig, are you?"

Zhang Wei was lying on the empty shelf, trembling with fear. The main reason was that Xiang Yu's words were a bit scary. What was killing a pig? And from the looks of them, it was obvious that they were holding down the pig and preparing to gut it. Zhang Wei couldn't help but be nervous~
Master Qi calmly placed the stethoscope on Zhang Wei's chest and said, "Don't worry, this is not how you kill a pig. You have to hook its throat with a hook! Now we are just shaving the hair at most."

Zhang Wei suddenly felt the hairs on his body go cold, and he stiffened up. "Really? Shave? I just have a stomachache, it's not necessary, right?"

"Don't make a fuss. You're delaying the doctor's visit."

Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei's thigh, and Zhang Wei's aggrieved voice suddenly stopped.

Hong Qi calmed down, checked it, and then gently comforted her: "It's okay, it's okay. Rub your stomach more. It will be fine after you defecate, ah."

Mr. Hong Qi was rubbing Zhang Wei's belly.

Zhang Wei said with a bitter face: "But my stomach still hurts so much, what's going on? Can you give me some medicine? This way I can feel more at ease."

"You're constipated."

Hong Qigong asked, "How many days have you not defecated?"

Zhang Wei covered his face in embarrassment.

It's so embarrassing to say it in front of so many people.

(End of this chapter)

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