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Chapter 119 The ghosts in the underworld don’t live in foreign festivals [6k]

Lu Wenwu looked horrified when he heard this, and hurriedly covered Hei Jiubawu's mouth, sweating all over his body.

"Brother, don't say any more, brother, I'm already sweating profusely, and it'll all be gone in a minute!"

"What, what, what? All that stuff is gone? Although the old principal has already been reincarnated, hasn't the underworld already completed modernization reforms! Compared with before, it has become much more ghostly!"

Hei Jiu Ba Wu struggled to break away from Lu Wenwu's restraints and muttered dissatisfied.

"And Xiao Wu, let me tell you, Quantai University is still my alma mater. I went there to study there for many years. Now I go back every year for the alumni meeting. Speaking of which, I really miss that time."

"It's a pity that after the old principal implemented the modernization reform of the underworld, he rejected the invitation of Emperor Dongyue. He had no intention of becoming a Yin god to manage the underworld. Instead, he directly used his merits and went through a special process to reincarnate, and nothing could stop him. Can’t live.”

"That bold spirit! That vigorous heroic appearance! Tsk tsk tsk"

"Speaking of my alma mater, Quan University, everything about it is good, but the place is so auspicious and the distance to the world of the world is so close. There are often ghosts who are not strong-willed enough to be purified and saved in the process of studying. Occasionally, It will also cause trouble”

Black 985 is constantly chatting and bashing, crazily missing its old principal and alma mater, and the green years at Quanzhou University.

The young ghost in charge of the review rubbed his eyes and yelled: "Fuck!"

The supervisor of the review department, Old Ghost, glanced at the curious ghost heads on the wall with numb eyes, and his face turned pale: "This time I applied for the ghost job, oh no, there is a living person among the applicants for the underworld civil servants."

If a living person took a look at it at this time, he would be scared to death.

Old ghosts: "???????"

The young ghost looked aggrieved and pointed at the computer screen with aggrieved expression on his face.

This voice directly alerted several departments next door.

Bai Eryiyi sat over with a laptop and helped him fill out the exam registration form and department of interest.

Excited heart, trembling hands.

Old ghosts howl more energetically than young ghosts.

Lu Wenwu and Bai Eryi stood in front of the computer, staring intently at the words "under review".

Until a registration form with "Other" selected in the race column was uploaded.

The Boer Elephant Breeder in Fumosi.

There is no way to indicate your intended position in advance. All positions will be assigned based on grades and performance after internal interviews and additional tests after passing the exam.

The prefectural Civil Service Bureau has already exploded.

The old ghost in charge walked over quickly, gave him a crutch, and said dissatisfiedly: "What are you yelling about? Why can't you just mourn in the office if you can't celebrate the Ghost Festival?"

The old ghost didn't take it seriously: "Isn't it just a registration form? What's all the fuss about? Young ghosts just don't know much. Back then, I went to Huangquan Kingdom to exchange and study with the Western Hell. Damn it! What the hell is this!? "

Soon, a form was basically filled out.

However.
This page seems to be stuck.

"Lao Lu, what are you calling for?" asked a ghost with a black and blue face.

Lu Wenwu took a deep breath, selected [Other] in the race column, and filled in two big words in the blank space at the back - living person.

Several department heads and a group of senior staff are currently peering outside the office wall, wanting to know what's going on here.

I simply grabbed Hei Jiubawu, who was still chattering away, and went to the rooftop platform to barbecue, drink, and eat egg-filled pancakes.

You really don’t want to say that.

Generally speaking, due to the physical problems of ghost workers working in the underworld and the fact that they work in three shifts 24 hours a day, the audit efficiency is extremely high.

Bai Er11, the three previous positions that offered less money and more freedom, were all filled by Lu Wenwu.

What the hell?

Then, submit!
Hei Jiu Ba Wu is still there, telling the history of his studies with a look of sadness on his face.

Of course, the most important Guimenguan Security Bureau did not forget to write it.

Lu Wenwu was sweating profusely, fearing that Hei Jiu Ba Wu would say some untouchable topic, which would attract the attention of some unspeakable force and completely obliterate the entire universe in an instant.

No matter how Bai Eryiyi refreshes it, it only displays the words [under review].

Even if this kind of audit is carried out by ghost workers, the results can be obtained within a few seconds.

Originally, everyone was just clicking the "approval" button on the ordinary registration form in this boring day, complaining that it was too much to not be able to rest during the Ghost Festival.

The material manager of Tiandi Bank.

Bai Eryi took a four-inch bareheaded photo of Lu Wenwu with a black background and uploaded it.

Don't say it.

The attention of the entire review department was attracted.

Lu Wenwu and the others were eating and drinking happily.

A row of heads hung on the wall, looking in the same direction, is a sight to behold.

A ghost food chef from the Food Research and Development Department of the Wangchuan Ghost Food Administration.

In desperation, one person and one ghost had no choice but to wait.

"No, head, look at this!"

A living person! ?
"How did he come down?" An old ghost felt puzzled by this, "Is there really a living person who can go down to the underworld? Even those great heavenly masters in the past couldn't do it, right?"

"You know why." Another old ghost squeezed half of his body in and shrugged, "Speaking of Lao Lu, no matter how he got here, do I have to get this application back?"

"How can I call him back?" Old Ghost Lu was very helpless. "The procedures he followed were all legal and legal. Our underworld didn't say that living people can't apply for civil servants in the underworld."

All the old ghosts fell silent immediately.

There was silence throughout the review department.

This seems to be a real problem.

Since the underworld has undergone modernization reforms, it has now allowed the deceased who have obtained permanent residence permits in the Underworld, Western Hell, Western Paradise, Egyptian Underworld, Ancient Greek Underworld, Hall of Valor, and Niflheim to participate in the underworld civil servant assessment.

Although it’s basically not there, at least it’s written in the rules.

Living people can participate.
This is really the first time.

Although King Yama of the Fifth Palace was still alive during his lifetime, he judged people and ghosts after death, but he was a meritorious deity appointed by heaven and earth, who shared the common wishes of the world!
Can it be the same as the current situation?

Before he even came down, he was already half the manager of the underworld.

After coming down, it was because the big guys above were too Buddhist that they directly became the de facto highest authority in the entire underworld.

This can’t be considered an example, right?
Therefore, the heads of the Prefectural Civil Service Bureau stayed up all night that day, held meetings all night to discuss, and reported the results to King Yama for approval.

Finally, with the approval of King Yama, Lu Wenwu's registration form officially passed the review and he obtained the qualification for the examination.

For the next half month, Lu Wenwu stayed in the staff dormitories of Black 985 and Bai 211, repeatedly studying past year questions and listening to Bai 211's lectures.

As an old ghost who has worked in the position of impermanence for many years, Bai Eryiyi has an extremely profound knowledge reserve and is a very good teacher.

In the process of learning, Lu Wenwu also had a general understanding of the current living conditions of ghosts in the underworld.

Overall, it is similar to the Yangjian.

However, due to racial changes, many living habits are completely unaccustomed to people in the human world.

For example, the time for the festival in the underworld is not fixed. Usually, the exact holiday notice is issued shortly after the day based on the statistics of the Astrology Bureau.

Another example is the most common: ghosts from the underworld work in three or four shifts except for ghost missions and Yin soldiers. The ordinary ghosts' schedule is to sleep during the day (Blue Star China time) and work at night.

There is no way, the daytime is too auspicious, the yang energy is strong, and some places are prone to ghosts.

Therefore, most ghosts who have no cultivation base will not go out during the day.

There are also some buildings that look like the underworld.
It can only be said that it is indeed the underworld, and the level of terror is outrageous.

Some players who have a relatively high absolute value of good and evil and who can escape from the Eighteenth Level of Hell faster will have a frightening experience when they first arrive at the Ghost Realm Castle.

Every day Lu Wenwu would see a group of new ghosts screaming in fear on the street.

You don't need to open your eyes to know that these designated players are the players who participated in the world copy.

It's not a real ghost. I haven't changed my mind. I really can't adapt to the extreme style of the underworld.

The street was dimly lit, with green will-o'-the-wisps floating overhead. The two ghosts in front of them let out a menacing smile. Several cosplayers of drowned ghosts and young skeleton ghosts were in groups. When they turned around, they were still looking at seven or eight people who were lighting up. The big-blushed paper man followed behind him, chatting and laughing.
It’s really hard not to be scared!

The Happy Beans effect is like this!
During these days of intense preparation for the exam, Lu Wenwu felt that his days were extremely fulfilling.

It seems like I have returned to the month before the college entrance examination.

However, compared to those years ago, now that his [Physical] attribute has exceeded 5,000, both his memory ability and learning ability are much stronger than before.

It completely achieves the legendary photographic memory effect.

This is quite an advantage in the underworld exam.

For ghosts, it is very difficult to remember new things and ensure that they are not forgotten. It requires a lot of effort for ghosts without cultivation.

If it weren't for this, Bai Eryi would probably directly persuade Lu Wenwu to give up.

Soon, nearly a month passed by, and the time came to August 15th, the eve of the exam.

This is the last day of the legal Hungry Ghost Festival in the underworld, which is called the Moon Worship Festival in the underworld. It is also the Mid-Autumn Festival in the overworld.

This is the most important day in the underworld calendar every year after the Hungry Ghost Festival. Its importance is approximately equal to a weakened version of the New Year's Eve in the underworld and an enhanced version of the Lantern Festival. On this day every year, the lunar star shines most brightly, and the gods and gods in heaven hold banquets.

Friends who often do ghosts should know that the power of ghosts can be enhanced by the moonlight. Therefore, this is also the time of the year when the yin energy is the heaviest.

Therefore, the underworld will hold a grand blessing ceremony at the Ghost Realm Castle to attract the power of the lunar calendar, increase the happiness index of the underworld, and improve the living environment of the underworld.

Every year around the Hungry Ghost Festival and the Moon Worship Festival, the entire underworld is the busiest time.

Not only ghost kings from all over the underworld will come to the Ghost Realm Castle to participate in the banquet, but the dead from other underworlds will also find ways to travel to the underworld to experience the different customs and customs.

It's a pity that the underworld civil servants who selflessly serve the ghost people have a rotation system that does not stop throughout the year.

Even during major festivals, the undercover workers have to take turns.

It's just that the three groups were divided into twelve groups, and each group took a two-hour turn, which was relatively ghost-like.

This year's schedule is pretty good, and it just so happens that Black 985 and White 211 take turns on the celebration street on the main road of Yama District, so they can feel the intense festival scope of the underworld up close.

Lu Wenwu, who decided to give himself a half-day break to change his mind, took the opportunity to go through the back door, sit in a special black and white paper boat, and patrol the streets with these two guys.

Including other ghost provinces, flying is prohibited over all residential areas. Only ghosts and patrol patrols have the privilege of flying at low altitudes slightly higher than houses.

Ordinary Yin soldiers are not allowed.

On the main road in Yama District, there are lights and white lights everywhere, and everything you see is full of ghostly atmosphere.

The black yin energy gathered and lingered, rendering the entire street in a dark tone.

Countless white candles and white lanterns were hung high, and from time to time, white paper money-shaped original pieces of paper money were scattered in the sky to enhance the atmosphere, causing bursts of laughter among the ghosts.

"Here are the fine paper carriages and horses! Take a look!"

"A brand-new technology combination between the world of heaven and the underworld, God is offering a huge discount for Mate 444pro for a limited time. It only costs nine pounds and ninety-eight pounds, and you can take home a cool phone!"

"The Desire Demon Troupe from Hell performs, and one ticket costs one pound and two taels of hell coins! The second ticket is half price!"

"The same type of bandages as the mummy of Ramses II, imported from the Egyptian underworld, the most fashionable choice this year!"

"Sign up for the Huangquan Kingdom Tour Group! We have big seats! A limited-time discount of 30 kilograms of ghost coins per person!"

“Today’s top dish is minotaur meat fried with green onions! Everyone is objective, if you pass by, don’t miss it!”

The shouts of merchants along the street are endless.

Looking at the bustling scene below that was as lively as the Chinese New Year, and the countless small animals mixed in with the ghost stream, Lu Wenwu couldn't help but ask: "Brother Hei, where did all these cats, dogs, birds and beasts come from? I don’t think I’ve seen it over there?”

Heijiu Bawu put an arm on the window of the flying boat, tilted his head, and replied with a smile: "These, these are small animals that died in the mortal world. They usually live in Yanluo District and Chujiang District. , Qinguang District activities, our place is a gathering place for ghosts, and these little guys don’t want to stay."

"People have to reincarnate, and so do small animals. Most of them have no one to build their graves, and there are no ghost houses here, so they all live in shelters and wait for reincarnation. Some of them don't want to live in the city. Run to live on Beiyin Mountain behind Ghost Realm Castle."

"So that's what happened." Lu Wenwu nodded.

"I get angry when I mention this. Let me tell you, Xiaowu, a long time ago the youngest and I were thinking about raising a few nightmare hell horses for transportation. At that time, these things were still a newly introduced species. As a result, because of this It’s all over the place!”

When he asked this, Hei Jiu Ba Wu seemed to be opened up and started chattering again.

"We had completed all the procedures at that time, but after the two horses arrived home, they were immediately spread out and died inexplicably! This made me angry at the time. I thought I had just bought something, so I went to argue with them."

"Later, when the supervisor and Gui'an came to investigate, they discovered that it was because the Yin Mansion on Wuchang Street was too sinister and vicious, and the yard was too unlucky. The Nightmare Hell Horse was not acclimated to the climate and could not bear it. I was scared to death!"

"In the end, just because of this, the boss also deducted a month's bonus from me and the youngest because of the reasons of 'killing introduced species and not reading the breeding manual before domesticating'. It's really outrageous for his grandma!"

"What do you mean this is?"

"We just introduced it the day before, and two people died after we changed hands. The special envoys sent by others have not left yet, and the people who are interested in buying are also watching. If this matter spreads, this introduction will be regarded as a yellow stall. .”

Bai Eryiyi didn't care much about this. He drove the flying boat with one hand and his expression was very calm.

"Although it was an accident, it was also a mistake. If it weren't for Lord Yama's mercy, you and I would have eaten in Bo'erxiang's belly. Do you still want to continue to be impermanent?"

"I'm just secretly complaining." Heijiu Bawu muttered.

Lu Wenwu did not interfere in the daily interactions between the two old partners. He just looked at the scene below with interest, looking at the players who were scared to tears by the festival of the underworld.

This is quite interesting.

The festival for ghosts in the underworld is so lively.

The cries of ghosts and howls of wolves continued one after another.

It seemed that the lively sound was even louder than when I came just now.

Suddenly, Lu Wenwu suddenly felt a special smell filling the air.

He didn't ask the two noisy old ghosts in front of him.

After all, ghosts have no sense of smell, so asking is in vain.

He sniffed hard, and it felt like a unique smell of flames burning something.

Following the direction of the smell, Lu Wenwu stood up from the paper boat and looked far into the distance, looking in the direction where the burning thing came from.

He swore that his eyes saw the most shocking scene in his life so far, bar none.

In the distance, on the open space known as the Underworld Square, a super-giant monument that was at least several hundred meters high rose from the ground.

Below the monument, a huge and majestic Bixi raises its head, as domineering as the Xuanwu in myths and legends.

The whole body of the stele presents a magnificent, slightly transparent green color, like fine jasper. I don't know what material it is made of, and it is extremely dazzling.

At the top of the monument, a blue will-o'-the-wisp burned brightly.

The flames were so big, fierce, and brilliant that they were like thunder exploding from the nine heavens, swaying and glowing.

Lu Wenwu mobilized his hearing and vision to hear all the distant sounds, and took in all this shocking picture.

Countless ghosts, either young or old, knelt around the monument.

As many as a million ghosts knelt down in unison, kowtowing like waves one after another.

Several Western hell tourist ghosts with red and yellow hair on their heads shouted "oh my god!" among a group of oriental-faced ghosts and banged their heads, extremely pious.

Some of the "young ghosts" had confused looks on their faces, obviously not knowing what was going on.

He just blindly followed a group of old ghosts and kept kowtowing, imitating other ghosts, and kept saying things like "God bless you", "seeking marriage", "seeking merit", "seeking ghost coins" and so on.

Millions of ghosts gathered together and dispersed their soul power. This was a rare spectacle.

It even caused a small-scale Yin Qi tide.

Even some ghost kings who were eating, drinking, playing and enjoying themselves were attracted and cast their eyes towards the monument with either surprise or joy.

"It's so shocking. Today is really not in vain!"

Lu Wenwu held up his mobile phone, turned on the video recording mode, and said with emotion.

Hei Jiu Ba Wu suddenly felt a little complacent, and said without looking back: "I'm telling you, Xiao Wu, the Moon Worship Festival in our underworld is one of a kind. It's a pity that you didn't make it to the Ghost Festival Gala Morning Party. Hey! That’s really lively! But this year’s Moon Worship Festival is not bad either. Listen, how miserable the screams are!”

"It's already very lively!" Lu Wenwu didn't look back, "This is the first time in my life that I saw millions of people. Oh no, it was a scene of millions of ghosts kowtowing to a flaming monument! "

"The Flame Monument?"

"A million ghosts kowtow together?"

Black 985 and Bai 211 were stunned for a moment.

The co-pilot, Hei Jiubawu, looked back and saw Lu Wenwu recording the video, so he asked, "Brother, what are you looking at? We don't have such a large-scale kowtow event during the Moon Worship Festival? There is no flame monument."

"Ah? Then what is it that I'm looking at?" Lu Wenwu was surprised and pointed in the direction they came from.

Bai Eryiyi was also confused.

So he turned on the hovering mode of the flying boat, stood up together with Hei Jiu Ba Wu, and looked in the direction he pointed.

then
Bai Eryi, who had always been extremely calm, suddenly turned from white to black, and then from black to green, and his entire facial expression collapsed.

"Your Majesty, Emperor Fengdu, that fucking monument to the underworld is on fire! Go and put out the fucking fire!"

While howling, he didn't even sit down. Instead, he stretched out his legs and stepped on the accelerator with one hard kick, almost breaking the joystick.

Lu Wenwu: "???"

what?
It turns out this is not a program, but an accident?

My buddy is still thinking that the monuments in the underworld are so cool and the designers are so talented and can design such awesome monuments.

Co-authored is on fire
No, then what are these old ghosts doing here when there is a fire?
The entire flying boat drifted and ejected in an instant, barely allowing Lu Wenwu and Hei Jiu Ba Wu to be thrown out together.

Black 985 was also a little unable to hold on.

He quickly took out his communicator and called for additional personnel.

After a while, a large number of black and white impermanence and bull-headed and horse-faced beings arrived, followed by a large group of ghosts.

The bull-headed horse-faced ones were responsible for maintaining order, Gui An was responsible for dividing the crowds in the square, and the black and white impermanences simultaneously cast spells to quickly extinguish the raging will-o'-the-wisps on the top of the monument.

When the will-o'-the-wisp was extinguished, the entire top of the monument was burned down!

Now it looks like an obelisk.

Lu Wenwu, who had been sitting on the paper boat, finally saw clearly that there seemed to be a half-dead old ghost lying on top of the nearly burned monument.

The whole ghost seemed to have been struck by lightning, the outside was burnt and the inside was tender, and the inside was torn apart.

It seems that there is still hope for the thunderous one?
(End of this chapter)