I can see the blood bar and my purity is extremely high
Chapter 120: A big job in front of the whole hell [a big chapter of 1 words]
Chapter 120: A big job was done in front of the whole hell [a big chapter of words]
Soon, under the guidance of a group of ghosts, the gathered crowd finally dispersed.
The blocked streets and paralyzed traffic were finally restored.
Black 985 and Bai 211 were so busy that they were "sweating profusely" and finally ended today's shift after working overtime for more than an hour.
It didn't take that long originally.
But who made them the first to witness the ghost?
Together with Lu Wenwu, they went to Gui'an to make a report similar to a transcript, describing what they had seen and heard before.
As for the old ghost who was dead but not completely dead, he was taken by Gui An across the country and sent overnight to a royal medical clinic in the Kingdom of Huangquan next door.
They are experts at sewing ghost limbs.
In that battle in China, whether it was the battlefield of extraordinary beings or the battlefield of ordinary people, the opponent almost wiped out the country.
Huang Quanguo suddenly gained a group of ghosts with mutilated limbs.
What follows is a strong burst of spiciness, which makes the entire mouth, throat and esophagus feel like they have been sandpapered once and then filled with a large mouthful of lava.
Lu Wenwu looked at the wall, then at the bull's head, and answered honestly in a low voice: "You can't get in."
Because Lu Wenwu discovered.
He can't get into the exam room!
In order to prevent cheating by carrying information, there are no normal entrances and exits in the entire examination tomb.
The name is very cool. It looks like a crystal clear red lotus flower. I don’t know what it is made of.
Seeing Lu Wenwu's sweating and ferocious expression, Heijiu Bawu couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.
Lu Wenwu took a few deep breaths and finally recovered from the previous stimulation.
All this finally came to an abrupt end after he urgently blocked off his sense of taste and part of his sense of pain, and was repaired by the regeneration of flesh and blood.
When chewing the fifth bite, an unparalleled sourness suddenly burst out, stimulating saliva was secreted crazily, and the entire tongue instantly tightened into a state of tension.
It's very close, right in the middle of Wuchang Street and Niuma Street, in a dedicated examination room with the appearance of a huge tomb.
The disadvantage is actually this, but Lu Wenwu doesn't care, thinking that this is the advantage.
Bai Eryiyi, who couldn't help but laugh, also couldn't help laughing, and whispered: "This is why I told you not to try to experience ghost food. The senses of ghosts and humans are different. For us, if we want to use To taste ghost food, it requires stimulation countless times greater than that of ordinary people.”
Now Lu Wenwu is experiencing a ghost food with great interest-Yehuo Red Lotus.
The advantage of this is that many cowards will spontaneously avoid Lu Wenwu's side, and the surroundings will not appear crowded.
Anyway, with the blessings of the Devouring Heaven and Earth and the Dimension Demon God Calamity, I can't die.
"Astronauts? You said they are those who can fly up to the moon to explore?" Bai Eryi thought for a while and then said with some uncertainty, "Probably, right? I have never eaten what you mentioned. "
Lu Wenwu restrained the energy and blood fluctuations in his body, and released a little bit of the abyss's demonic energy, disguising himself as a soul-eating demon traveling from the abyss.
From now on, I’ll just eat the egg-filled pancakes I made myself.
Maybe you can buy some ingredients and use the skills of a spiritual chef to cook something from the underworld.
There is a very strange bitterness in the mouth. After chewing it for a while, the taste is bad and a little tough, a bit like the old broken wood roots that have been stored for many years.
However, due to the special nature of ghost coins, incense, and merit, the digital payment that the underworld has been trying to promote has not been popularized yet, and the original substantive transactions are still used.
Lu Wenwu now felt as if he had taken a bite of fire element crystals that had been soaked in strong acid for a hundred and eighty years. The energy and blood in his body were instantly overloaded, and he could hardly suppress his powerful aura.
"I am alive"
Amidst Hei Jiu Ba Wu's wanton laughter, Lu Wenwu decided to give up the idea of continuing to explore ghost food in the underworld.
".?"
but.
Lu Wenwu is a living person!
When this examination room was designed, I never thought about what would happen if humans came to take the examination!
A Niutou who was in charge of security seemed to notice Lu Wenwu's confusion and came over and asked: "Why doesn't this candidate enter the examination room?"
When a group of anxious ghost candidates entered the examination room, Lu Wenwu smiled, as if he had returned to the lush senior year of high school and the glorious college entrance examination years.
Soon, as time passed, this celebration in the underworld came to an end.
Now he was taking a handful of Hades coins and curiously buying the street snacks sold by the vendors.
Lu Wenwu saw that many ghosts said they were exciting, so he bought one to try.
It is said that this place is very auspicious because things will turn upside down and things will turn into peace.
"As for those spiritual meals, tributes, etc., although we can experience the deliciousness of the food itself, there is no corresponding taste. How to describe it? It is like there is no chewing process during the meal, and it is directly put into the mouth. It’s the same as pouring.”
Before Bai Er could dissuade him, he had already taken the Karma Red Lotus into his mouth.
But he soon stopped laughing.
At 7:30 in the evening on August 16, Lu Wenwu appeared on time at the test center in the wheel area of the Ghost Realm Fort.
In the development process of these decades, it is natural that the limb patching and suturing technology has been carried forward.
When the two ghosts and one of them came out of the Ghost Security Bureau and took a nightmare Hell Horse bus back to Carnival Street, the main road, the numerous ghosts not only did not lose their enthusiasm because of the Torch Monument incident, but the number of ghosts increased.
Lu Wenwu returned to Bai 211's study, prepared his admission ticket, ID card and other documents, and once again opened the thick book of "Thirty Years of Ghost Missions, Fifty Years of Yin Soldiers" past exam questions, preparing for the final Review it again.
The account was opened by Bai Eryi for him before, saving Lu Wenwu a lot of spiritual coins and having nowhere to spend the money.
"Why can't you get in?"
Putting the exam room here can effectively avoid cheating.
"Like the special liquid food astronauts eat?"
Happy time is always short-lived.
Candidates can only pass through the "door frame" by blurring themselves, and rely on the array on the admission ticket and ID card for identification, which will enable limited virtualization permissions.
Looking at Lu Wenwu, who was taller than himself, Niutou was stunned on the spot.
"Are you kidding me? You are filled with abyssal demonic energy and you are telling me that you are a living person?"
"No."
Lu Wenwu shook his head, and then dispersed the abyss demonic energy from his body, releasing the surging energy and blood that only living people can have.
"Damn it, is this really a living person!?"
The bull's head roared with a loud voice, and seven or eight bull heads and horse faces came directly.
A group of prefectural civil servants and a large group of candidates gathered around Lu Wenwu and looked him up and down curiously.
I was amazed but at the same time I didn’t know what to do now.
This is the rule!
Several ghost officers communicated with each other, but no one dared to do anything. They just drove all the ghost candidates who were watching the excitement into the examination room and cleared the place.
In desperation, the Niutou who first talked to Lu Wenwu could only report the matter.
Fortunately, the work efficiency in the underworld is relatively high.
In less than a minute, a horse-faced little boss who looked taller than all the ghosts present came with a sinister wind, and suddenly he was in front of Lu Wenwu.
"Are you the living person mentioned above? I didn't expect you to come to our examination room." Gao Dama said, "You want to take the exam, right? There are two solutions now. One is for me to register and wait for the exam. There will be a meeting to discuss, but the exam will definitely be over when they come out with the results. The second is that you can get in based on your ability, no matter how you smash the wall, as long as you can get in, you can take the exam normally."
Break into the wall?
Lu Wenwu touched the thick wall and asked with some suspicion: "Are you sure that I won't be arrested by Gui An and all of you, and I will be detained in a cell for half a year for causing trouble and destroying public property in the underworld?"
"Hey, it seems that you have really worked hard." Gao Da Ma Mian suddenly laughed, "You can rest assured that none of the current laws of the underworld are used to restrict living people, and the rules of the underworld have always been before the legislation. The crimes committed don’t count, so.”
As he spoke, he took a step back and gestured towards the wall with his hand.
All the bull-headed and horse-faced beasts also moved away with a roar, leaving enough space for Lu Wenwu.
For safety reasons, one group entered the examination tomb and cleared the passage.
The exam was about ten minutes away, and Lu Wenwu was the only candidate left who had not entered the venue.
The tall horse-faced man nodded and said, "Let's get started. The wall material is very strong and has the blessing of formations. Smash it safely towards the middle part of the door frame. There will be no ghosts in the passage."
Lu Wenwu nodded and decided to try it first.
Qi and blood are circulating, and the dragon scales of blood and Qi are shining brightly.
Bloody smoke quietly rose from the surface of the body as strong as a marble sculpture, which was completely composed of the substantial power of Qi and blood!
"drink!"
In the midst of the explosion, the military killing fist wrapped in a layer of true sun fire suddenly blasted out.
The tight muscles are released, and Qi, blood and strength surge.
This extremely fierce punch enveloped the evil energy condensed when hundreds of millions of creatures died, and even caused a violent Yin energy explosion!
"boom!"
"boom!"
Two huge roars sounded in succession, attracting huge attention from outside onlookers. No one knew why there were explosions inside.
At the beginning of the entrance to the tomb, a transparent passage appeared in front of a group of completely petrified ghosts.
Lu Wenwu was stunned.
He looked at his fist, and then at the passage that ran through the entire examination tomb in front of him, feeling a little at a loss.
Didn't you try hard just now?
Is this because he is too strong now, or is the building in the underworld too fragile?
He was confused, and the bull-headed and horse-faced people were equally confused.
Especially the tall horse-faced man was even more frightened.
This human being in front of me is too strong!
Gao Da Ma Mian knew how hard the walls of the exam tomb were.
Even if he was allowed to do it by himself, he would not be able to deliver such a terrifying blow as Lu Wenwu.
He had previously thought that Lu Wenwu should be able to penetrate the wall.
But he never thought that the other party could penetrate the entire building!
Lu Wenwu scratched his head and said: "What, Brother Ma Mian, now this..."
"It's okay, don't worry, just go in and take your test, follow the signs and find it yourself."
After coming back to his senses, Ma Mian was about to say that he would follow the signs to find the examination room.
When he looked up, he saw that the place where the sign originally stood had been melted by the high temperature and turned into a mass of pitch-black coke.
The corner of Ma Mian's mouth twitched visibly: "You are in Examination Room 44, Seat 4, four floors up and you will find the fourth room on the left."
"grateful!"
Lu Wenwu said something, used the abyss demonic energy to cover up his human identity again to prevent other ghosts from being frightened, and swooped up the stairs.
Only a bunch of bull-headed and horse-faced people were left saying "fuck" over and over again, and the voice of the quintessence of the Chinese nation could not be heard.
In the examination room, under the strange looks of everyone, Lu Wenwu found his seat, entered his ID number and admission ticket number into the computer, and began to wait for the test paper to be unsealed.
A few minutes later, accompanied by a burst of harsh music and a ghostly broadcast, the civil service examination in the underworld officially began.
After the test paper was refreshed, Lu Wenwu looked at the first single choice.
1. When traveling during the day, please pay attention to the temperature of the sun and the angle of photosynthesis of plants to avoid stepping on the lawn, which may cause the ghost body to leak and cause Yang Qi to enter the body. Which of the following behaviors is likely to cause ghost body safety accidents?
[A] Secretly plant exotic plants on the square lawn of the swimming pool in the backyard of the Beiyinshan Management Center, such as pods that can spray peas, sunflowers that can produce sunlight, delicious nuts that may choke people to death, etc.
[B] In the Xiaowuxiang Natural Ecological Reserve, I ignored the administrator’s advice and picked black mushrooms from the landscaped graves to go home and make soup.
[C] Release 220v sky thunder in Wangchuan River in order to quickly gain merit and reincarnate.
【D】In winter, a large number of charcoal barbecues are lit on Shady Mountain for picnics, and kerosene lamps are lit for lighting and heating.
Send sub-questions, choose A at first glance, only the ghosts who have just come down will choose the wrong one.
Option B. There is no administrator in the Xiaowuxiang Natural Ecological Reserve, and there are no mushrooms growing on the landscaped tombs inside. This option is not valid.
Option C, the electric fish guy who releases thunder in the Wangchuan River will be surrounded and beaten by the fishing guy next door, and then he will be sent to the nearby City God Temple to be imprisoned.
Option D, there is no such thing as kerosene in the underworld, there is only gas fire refined from Yin Qi, so option is not valid.
Option A is too obvious, secretly planting exotic plants in front of the Beiyinshan Management Office, right?
He is attacking and producing sunshine, his conscience is greatly damaged!
It must be a masterpiece sent by the Western Hell to steal the rare and protected monsters in Hell. It must be sent to Gui'an for severe torture and then put on the evil mirror stage.
Once you're sure it's fine work, just pull it to feed the Bo'er elephant!
Of course, the interrogation process of Gui An is basically a one-to-one replica of the large and small areas. It is very likely that the ghost will be sent directly during the interrogation process.
This is not a glance.
2. Ways of obtaining merit such as feng shui on graves and seeking virtue through practices have always been considered important preparatory operations for reincarnation in the underworld. So, among the following behaviors, which one will affect the accumulation of merit in reincarnation?
[A] Entrust the dream to relatives in the underworld. After receiving the entrustment, the relatives burned 100,000 tons of underworld coins (the weight of the underworld) for themselves.
[B] Apply to be reincarnated as a fish, use the magic power gained from the previous life to break the mystery in the womb. After reincarnation, light speed reopens into the Wangchuan River, and is deliberately electrocuted by the electric fish man in an attempt to enjoy the accidental reincarnation subsidy.
【C】While studying in university, he used various means to cause all his classmates except himself to be reincarnated in order to obtain qualifications for postgraduate study.
[D] Use a bug to create a merit machine (has been fixed), forcibly increase the number of your own merits in the World Cup of the Underworld, and make your ghost body emit a dazzling light of merit to intimidate and attack your opponents.
This question tests the accumulation of news about major events in the underworld, all with actual cases for reference.
Option A, more than ten years ago, there was an overseas Chinese friend whose family was very wealthy. After he came down, he asked his children and grandchildren to burn more for him, hoping to continue to enjoy the life of a rich man.
As a result, the descendants of the family were also really filial. They directly invested in Tu'ao and asked their subordinates to build a Ming coin printing plant according to Blue Star's real coin printing specifications. After printing 100,000 tons of Ming coins, they even paid for the printing plant, and also invited Several great celestial masters worked together to ensure smooth transportation.
In fact, just burning this is nothing, if you have money, just burn it.
The factory that the other party burned down is still in use in the underworld.
The main reason was that a large mountain fire was triggered in the Yangjian, which caused the death of a large number of animals and plants, and also caused an extra forest to grow in the underworld.
This was bad. The overseas Chinese millionaire's merits were directly deducted into a negative number. With the speed at which merits are generally obtained in the underworld, it will take at least more than a thousand years for him to be reincarnated.
There is nothing to say about option B. Any disputes like this can be dealt with directly through the evil mirror, and the cheater can be found out on the spot. Then the cheater will be directly sent to the eighteenth level of hell for his evil intentions.
But you can still continue to accumulate merit after you come out.
Option C, this is interesting.
As a result, the entire class was reincarnated in advance.
How does this affect the accumulation of merit?
This is a great merit!
If you can guide 40 to 50 people to enlightenment at once and directly follow a special process to enter the reincarnation process, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva and Tai Yi, the Lord of Suffering, will give you a thumbs up when they come!
Why else would you give me a guarantee?
After the first three options are eliminated, the only correct one is D.
Originally, using a bug to create a merit machine to gain merit was not a serious matter. All you had to do was roll back the data. After the legislation was enacted, the most you could do if you did it again was to have your account banned and you would be forced to reincarnate in the animal realm.
But
There was once a fierce man who built a hundred classic giant water wheel release merit machines, each with a thousand spawning sturgeons tied to it. One rotation of these merit machines at the same time can generate 70 billion merit!
This guy didn't listen to the dissuasion of those experienced old ghosts and just let the merit machine spin!
The Tiandao inspection system determined that this buddy's merit data was abnormal and believed that he was an outlaw who had sneaked in from outside the territory. He was trying to disrupt the operation of the merit system. He directly forcibly withdrew all his merits and permanently kicked him out of the merit and reincarnation system and added him to the system's blacklist.
Now, it’s good, you’ve become a blackmailer directly!
Not to mention gaining merit, he is still stuck in the gap between the underworld and the Yang world, unable to move, and has become a famous educational attraction after Guizhan joined the company.
If Lu Wenwu could successfully land ashore, he would most likely go to the Land of Nothingness to pay homage to this buddy after joining the company.
Lu Wenwu was very familiar with the remaining single-choice and multiple-choice questions, and he could complete them easily by three times, five times, and two times.
Next is a true or false question.
[In recent years, electronic fraud has occurred from time to time in the world, and we need to be vigilant. As a member of the underworld, please judge the possibility of the following events happening. Please mark √ if it is possible, and mark × if it is impossible or wrong.]
1. After drinking Meng Po soup and walking on the road of reincarnation, a handsome old Taoist priest with a handsome appearance and full of fairy spirit offered to open a ritual for you, saying that he could make you a great person in your next life, and you don’t have to pay anything. , you can experience the effect first. () Lu Wenwu thought for a moment and checked the box.
It has been established that there are people who cultivate immortality in the Yang world and can truly achieve enlightenment and become immortals.
Generally speaking, those great heavenly masters from well-known and upright families have already passed the exams for the heavenly establishment when they were still in the mortal world.
But among the traditional conditions for ascension, merit is a big assessment criterion.
Therefore, it is not ruled out that in order to accumulate merit, there will be old monsters at the level of land gods, who will use unknown means in the underworld to get stuck in the cycle of reincarnation, and rely on face-to-face fast speed to increase their merit.
2. When you are traveling in hell, you encounter a headless horseman. He says that he is an outstanding locksmith and mechanic, and he is the emperor of a super empire. As long as you can help him escape from this ghost place, he will Tell you where the royal treasures are buried, and you can let your descendants enjoy the glory and wealth in your dreams. ()
This one is so famous.
Send sub-questions and mark × without thinking.
He has the royal treasure of a hammer.
3. You got stuck before the end of the Ghost Festival and returned to the underworld through the Ghost Gate, but on the way you met a soaked ghost with a strange shape. He seemed mentally disturbed and kept shouting something like "rich." "Brother v, I am 50", "I am Qin Shihuang, I will make you a general when the time comes", "Grandpas, help Tutu, Tutu wants to play computer" and other weird words, so you enthusiastically took it back to your home. Grave, prepare to wait until he sobers up before talking. ()
OK!
Play word games!
This question must be marked with an ×.
During the Ghost Festival in the human world, some places still retain the custom of placing river lanterns to pray for blessings.
For people in this world, this is a wonderful sustenance.
For ghosts, this is the last bus back to the underworld after the gate of hell is completely closed. If you miss it, you will become a lonely ghost if you stay on it.
Just let your ghost "lying" on the river lantern and drift with the current. When the river lantern goes out naturally, the soul will be automatically taken to the underworld.
What's more embarrassing is that if a person from the Yang world with a relatively strong Yin energy falls into the river unconsciously, and there happens to be an extinguished river lantern beneath him at this time, his soul will also be brought with him. Hades.
In the early years, some unskilled people would use this method to get rid of the bug, and then bring something back to become a gangster.
Therefore, on the surface, this drunkard looks like the other party is a confused man who is having fun and drank too much tribute wine.
In fact, this is an unlucky person who drank too much or wandered off!
The correct approach is to contact the nearest Ngau Tau Horse Noodles immediately and send it to the City God's Temple for special procedures. It can be returned to the sun through the Resurrection Cliff. If it is too late, it will have to be left in the City of Wasted Death.
Saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda.
If you really encounter this kind of thing and help this unlucky guy to repay his yang, it will be a huge amount of merit, which can directly make up the minimum amount for reincarnation as an adult.
4. If the tomb in the Yangshi happens to be built on a dangerous place, after entering the underworld, it can effectively enhance its combat ability and be able to easily kill the creatures in Jinji Mountain and Evil Dog Ridge. ()
In the examination room, everything was silent.
There was only the slight friction sound of mouse clicks and keyboard typing.
Countless reference ghosts scratched their heads, and some even directly held their heads in their hands and scratched their hair, but they could not change the current situation of their own incompetence.
For them, the prefectural civil service examination is undoubtedly extremely difficult.
Many questions not only play word games and hide a lot of traps, but many of them are anti-human and anti-ghost logic at the same time, which makes the exam even more difficult.
At first glance, it turned out that the gang of ghosts who had written the questions during his lifetime came down and entered the papers issued by the central department of the underworld.
The old underworld ghost is simply incapable of doing such an underworld job.
Lu Wenwu did the questions very quickly.
In addition to learning solidly and remembering things reliably, his own brain circuitry and unstable mental state, which are very different from ordinary people, also gave him great help in this exam.
It allows him to better understand the thoughts of ghosts in the underworld and saves many living people from thinking.
Soon, all the true-false and essay questions had been answered, and now it was the last short-answer question that gave countless candidates a splitting headache.
[Candidates are asked to read the following materials and briefly answer relevant questions]
1. Zhang San and Li Si had a bad relationship since childhood, and they still hated each other after their death. So Li Si asked people in the world to plant sunflowers on Zhang San’s grave in a dream, hoping to make Zhang San’s grave very auspicious. Affect the feng shui and merit of the other party's grave.
Zhang San was very angry when he found out. He contacted Wang Wu, a wanderer in the underworld, and asked him to dig up Li Si's grave directly in the human world, leaving his bones exposed in the wilderness and bitten by wild dogs.
As a result, because Wang Wu, the swindler, was not good at business, he misremembered the address given by Zhang San, and dug up Zhang San's grave instead.
Zhang San was very angry when he lost his house in the underworld for no apparent reason. He thought that Li Si had used the same method to retaliate against him, so he went to the local City God Temple to report the crime.
【1】What is Wang Wu’s mistake? How to deal with it?
Lu Wenwu thought for a moment and gave his answer.
Answer: Wang Wu simultaneously constitutes the crime of attempted destruction of other people's graves and the crime of destruction of other people's graves, which will deepen his sins and deduct the corresponding merits. After death comes to Fengdu City, the prison time of the fifteenth level of hell - the punishment hell will be increased. Cut into pieces by a thousand cuts.
At the same time, the underworld should submit a reporting application to Yangjian’s ambassador to the underworld, ordering Yangjian to arrest Wang Wu and execute the judgment in accordance with the law.
【2】What is Zhang San’s mistake?
This is much simpler. Instigating and destroying other people's graves has failed. You can answer it without thinking.
【3】What is Zhang San’s act of going to the local City God’s Temple to report a crime? How will it be handled?
After thinking for a moment, Lu Wenwu wrote and replied: The act of surrendering can reduce the sentence.
【4】Does Li Si’s behavior constitute an illegal crime? How will it be handled? Please give reasons.
This question was a little difficult. Lu Wenwu thought for a while before writing the answer.
Answer: Li Si’s behavior does not constitute any illegal crime.
Because planting sunflowers on the tomb will not affect the feng shui of the tomb, let alone destroy the merits obtained by the ghosts in the underworld. There are no regulations or restrictions on this in the laws of the Yangshi. Li Si’s legal procedures for the dream walk in the Yangshi are in compliance with the regulations. legitimate.
Because Li Si spent precious dreaming opportunities to take the initiative to lay flowers to the enemy who had hated each other all his life, and to improve and beautify the environment of his tomb in the world, it can be seen as taking the initiative to turn war into friendship. His behavior in resolving hostility should be commended and rewarded with a small amount of merit.
After answering the last question, Lu Wenwu looked back and checked his answer, and then chose to submit it.
Just in time, the earliest submission time has been reached.
Ever since, among all the resentful looks, Lu Wenwu was the first to leave the examination room and became the focus of the audience.
By the time he got downstairs, the through-passage he blasted out of the Examination Tomb had been repaired, and there was an additional movable door that could be opened and closed at the entrance.
He was probably worried that the next time a non-soul body came in and would not become insubstantial, the examination grave would be destroyed again.
Outside the examination room, there were actually reporters from Difu Daily waiting for interviews.
Maybe it’s because there is no college entrance examination in the underworld, so the ghost exam has become the focus of the entire underworld?
Seeing the young and beautiful female ghost walking towards him with a microphone and a photographer, Lu Wenwu suddenly had such an idea in his mind.
"Hello, sir, we are from the Underworld TV station and we are broadcasting live now." The female ghost handed the microphone over and asked with a smile: "As the first candidate to hand in the test at the Zhuanluan area, and even in the entire underworld, do you have any questions?" What do you want to say to everyone in front of the TV?"
Lu Wenwu thought for a while and said decisively: "Hello everyone, you can call me Lao Wu or Wu Ge. I am a skilled chef. I currently undertake group meals, wedding banquets, private customization, business banquets and other services. .My contact information is: 41510144419. The egg-filled pancakes I make are quite good and are widely praised by many evil soldiers and generals."
The female ghost reporter's expression changed at a speed visible to the naked eye, and her sweet smile immediately froze there.
The originally noisy entrance to the Examination Cemetery fell silent for a moment.
Even Hei Jiu Ba Wu, who was about to greet him warmly, silently lowered his waving arms and lowered his head towards Bai Er Yi Yi.
The tall Ma Mian who let Lu Wenwu in earlier and his partner Niu Tou were also stunned not far away, with their faces completely confused.
Okay, okay, the hell live interview is just for your kid, right?
The interviewees in previous years were very honest as old ghosts, and most of the things they shared were encouraging words and the like.
After all, this is a live interview in front of the whole hell!
If I say the wrong thing, how will I be able to hang out in the ghost world in the future?
Or maybe you were stuck in the interview because of something you said. Wouldn’t that be a waste of your efforts?
Advertising yourself during a live interview is truly the first of its kind.
Even the Wheel King, who secretly distracted himself from work to watch the live broadcast, was stunned. He didn't expect that Lu Wenwu could pull off such a coquettish operation. He was really brave.
On Jinji Mountain, several Yin Chai who were fishing and watching the live broadcast burst out a series of "F*ck" words from their mouths.
The moment Lu Wenwu appeared on the interview screen, they immediately recognized him.
This living person who left a deep impression on them was simply a legendary figure and impossible to forget.
When Lu Wenwu reported his mobile phone number from the underworld, several Yin soldiers immediately added it to their address book without even thinking about it, and tried to add the other party's "Yinxin" friends.
"Wow!"
At the exam grave site, a group of ghosts suddenly burst out with a lot of noise at the same time, talking about anything.
It is the nature of living things to love excitement and fun, and ghosts are no exception.
In the boring underworld, it is rare for someone to complete a big job, and it happens to be right in front of him, so why not take a good look at it?
Some young ghost who just came down suddenly shouted: "I don't believe it, your egg-filled pancakes must not be delicious! Unless I try one of the egg-filled pancakes!"
"You don't believe it? You still say that my cake tastes bad?"
Lu Wenwu accurately grasped the news and instantly locked onto the yelling yellow-haired ghost. His face suddenly became serious, and there was even a hint of anger.
You can criticize me, say I'm not strong enough, or call me ugly, it doesn't matter.
But you said I can’t make egg-filled pancakes?
We must discuss this matter carefully today!
Not even if it’s a joke!
Before the female ghost reporter could figure out how to smooth over the incident, she heard a "bang" from the scene.
Lu Wenwu took out his egg-filled cake stand from his personal backpack and placed it on the ground. He pointed with his right hand at the yellow hair that just spoke, and performed the ultimate skill of the Rolling Lotus Sect - One Yang Finger.
"come here!"
The move of conjuring up a small house at random and the strong voice frightened the yellow-haired ghost.
Before he could react, he felt a huge wave of panic arise out of thin air, and grabbed a piece of yellow hair on his head and pulled it towards him.
Seeing Lu Wenwu, who was two meters tall, tall and strong, exuding a strong evil spirit, looking down at him, the yellow-haired ghost was almost scared to death on the spot!
"You said my cake tastes bad?"
Lu Wenwu grabbed him by the collar and led him directly into the cake stall, then threw him into the chair next to him and sat down.
"Just wait here, I'll make one for you right away!"
The yellow-haired ghost was so suppressed by his powerful aura that he didn't dare to say a word and nodded desperately.
Lu Wenwu snorted and immediately started to knead the noodles and started making egg-filled pancakes on the spot.
Starting from the most basic kneading of dough, Lu Wenwu's movements were as clean and neat as flowing clouds and flowing water. At the same time, they were extremely pleasing to the eye, making the ghost feel reluctant to look away.
Originally, the female reporter wanted to interrupt the live broadcast, but she was inadvertently attracted by Lu Wenwu's cooking process and forgot about it.
Even the photographer unconsciously pointed the camera at Lu Wenwu in the pancake stall, and used his photography skills that have been immersed in him for many years to conduct a live broadcast of his cooking skills.
While Lu Wenwu was cooking, many candidates handed in their papers and left.
The moment they walked out of the big tomb in the examination room, their eyes were immediately attracted by Lu Wenwu's figure.
As if they were under a restraining spell, they were all seduced by the rich aroma, and they all gathered next to the stall.
Huang Mao, who was captured by Lu Wenwu, had already lost the ability to speak.
As the ghost closest to the oven, he has even begun to secrete and digest ghost energy crazily, so much that it has condensed into a solid liquid.
Even though he hadn't even taken a bite, he already believed 100% of what Lu Wenwu said just now.
He even felt that Lu Wenwu was too modest.
You call this "pretty good"?
elder brother! Dear brother!
You are simply the god of egg-filled pancakes!
If you can only be considered "not bad", then all the other sellers of egg-filled cakes should be sent to the 18th level of hell and stay there for a hundred and eighty years before coming out!
If Empress Houtu could send an incarnation, she would be confused!
"Smells! It smells good!"
Someone among the ghosts gathered outside the door suddenly shouted this.
“It smells so good!”
"I can't help it! I'm so hungry! I want something to eat!"
"Damn it, how could there be such a fragrant thing! I can't stand it anymore, my mouth is watering!"
"This thing is so wonderful! So wonderful!"
"It's so fragrant!"
"Now I feel that the food at Yinxiang Restaurant is completely trash! The younger brother among younger brothers!"
"This is definitely not a simple spiritual chef. I've eaten spiritual food before, but it's not that delicious at all!"
"Can you afford spiritual food? 66666, Brother Fu v50."
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In an instant, similar sounds broke out from the mouths of all the ghosts watching the close-up live broadcast, and the scene became a mess.
Even the filter microphone specially designed for live broadcast cameras could not filter out the noisy shouting.
Now the whole underworld is listening to the old ghosts shouting crazily for incense and hunger.
Looks like a bunch of starving ghosts.
Even before the first batch of egg-filled pancakes was baked, the unified ghost examination had ended. The area around the examination grave was filled with fragrance and surrounded by a large number of ghosts.
At the same time, following the massive traffic jam in Yama District yesterday, traffic in the entire Zhuanluan District was also paralyzed.
Impermanence Street and Niuma Street, the two main streets, were completely blocked and filled with ghosts who came to smell the incense.
The Imperial Capital West Railway Station during the Spring Festival pales in comparison to this one.
What's even more frightening is that more ghosts are coming here in a steady stream because they watched the live broadcast, all wanting to smell for themselves how alluring the fragrance that can drive countless ghosts present crazy can be.
If you can take a bite, that would be even better!
Such a dense stack of ghost mouths would have caused a disaster if the ghosts were not able to effectively avoid stampedes due to their own racial advantages.
Even so, Gui An stationed in the wheel area has also been mobilized collectively to try to maintain on-site discipline.
what?
Why not terminate, you ask?
Why terminate?
This is not a vicious incident.
Looking at the wildly rising ratings, the director of the Underground TV station was already enjoying himself three times. He sent eleven waves of photography reinforcements to the test center in the wheel area, trying not to miss Lu Wenwu's cooking. Every corner of the process.
Finally, under the spotlight of the entire underworld, a batch of egg-filled pancakes was freshly baked.
It was just the simplest white cake with nothing added, and the yellow-haired ghost couldn't help but reach out for it.
Lu Wenwu suddenly gave him a headache, and he was almost exhausted.
How can you eat something that hasn’t been made yet?
Aren’t you going to ruin your craft after eating this?
Lu Wenwu skillfully brushed the sauce on the cake, added sausages and vegetables, and then handed it to the yellow-haired ghost.
"Okay, let's eat."
Just hearing that beautiful "click" made him unable to bear it anymore.
Now that he finally got permission, he didn't even care about the weakness of the ghost body and the hotness of the freshly baked cake. He bit off half of it in one bite, chewed it hard in his mouth, and swallowed the entire chapter of cake in just two bites. .
The next moment, the yellow-haired ghost suddenly knelt down on the ground with a common sound, his face full of tears, and he kowtowed to Lu Wenwu nine times in front of all the ghosts in the underworld, making a loud banging sound.
Lu Wenwu couldn't handle this scene, so he immediately reached out to help him.
The yellow-haired ghost threw away Lu Wenwu's support and said with great sincerity: "Chen has been wandering for half his life and has never met his master. If you don't give up, I would like to be my adoptive father! I only ask that my adoptive father will give me an egg every day." Eat the cake!"
(End of this chapter)
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