Siheyuan: If I marry Qin Huairu, I will become stronger by showing off.
Chapter 266 Stud, everyone takes it all! So exciting!
Chapter 266 Stud, everyone takes it all! So exciting!
Wu Youde's words made everyone present stunned.
Then everyone was in high spirits and overjoyed. Didn't they expect that they would also encounter such a good thing?
Originally, they were very envious of Yan Bugui, and they secretly cursed themselves for coming late, but this old boy had overtaken him and deprived him of the benefits!
Hey?
Well now... I have a share! !
That would be great.
But when they heard Wu Youde said that if he won, Yan Bugui would give him two pots of freesia, everyone was shocked again.
I know they are indispensable.
If they participate in this bet, they will have to pay some price if they lose.
At that moment, everyone was thinking secretly in their hearts, what can they do?
Well, no matter what you pay, it must be less than ten yuan, so that you can make a sure profit without losing money.
……
Here
Yan Bugui heard that if he lost, he would only give Wu Youde two pots of freesia.
He nodded quickly without thinking, and almost as soon as Wu Youde finished speaking, he nodded in agreement.
That’s called refreshing and neat!
"Okay, okay, no problem!"
That's not all, he wanted to show his magnanimity and confidence in this gamble.
Yan Bugui said with a smile: "Youde, I have raised two more pots of Lucky Bamboo during this period. If you win, I will also give you these two pots of Lucky Bamboo!"
Wu Youde glanced at him and said in his heart that you asked for this.
He laughed and said loudly: "The relationship is good, I will thank you first. The lucky bamboo is good, it will be placed on my desk when the time comes.
Hmm... those two pots of freesia... just put them in the kitchen to add some greenery to the kitchen. "
Have you even thought about where to put it?
So confident?
This kid is really crazy, he deserves to earn his money today!
Everyone was happy, and Liu Haizhong immediately said: "Youde, the second uncle has a basket of eggs at his house. I just bought them the day before yesterday. If the old lady didn't eat your dumplings, the second uncle will bring you this basket of eggs."
This guy likes to eat fried eggs and eats one with every meal. Only he and his eldest son Liu Guangqi get this treatment in the whole family.
Wu Youde immediately nodded with a smile, "Sure, that's a good relationship. I also like to eat fried eggs."
How much does a basket of eggs cost?
Calculated based on five kilograms, it only costs two or three yuan at most.
In other words, even if you lose, you will lose two or three yuan at most. If you win, you will make ten yuan, which will be tripled or four times!
What's more, there is absolutely no way to lose, it is impossible to lose!
Wu Youde will definitely lose this bet!
People become mature with age, and the old lady is not stupid. How could she not eat Wu Youde's dumplings?
Unless she is insane!
Everyone else couldn't bear it anymore...
He Yuzhu smiled and said: "Brother Ang, why don't you add me as well? I still have two bottles of Dukang at home. This is a good wine. It has been in my house for five years and my father is not even willing to open it."
Wu Youde glanced at him, "You kid, you want to pick my wool too?"
I am very kind to your family. If it weren't for me, your father would have gone to Baoding with Teacher Bai, and you would have been an orphan!
In order to make Teacher Bai give up and stop pestering your father.
I even used my body to feed the tiger and personally fought against Teacher Bai...
It’s a fucking melee fight! !
Also, not long ago, your father was framed for raping a woman. If I hadn't come up with the idea, your father would have been taken away that night.
If he had been taken away that night, none of these things would have happened.
There is a ninety-nine percent chance that your father will be shot.
Yesterday, when it was thirty, you had to take your sister to burn paper for your father.
Think about it, how much kindness have I done to your family?
Now it's only ten yuan, so you're tempted, and you actually want to come and pick up my wool?
can.
I know that you are nothing if not a bad person.
That's right. If a chicken dares to secretly take half of the food from the cafeteria every day, what kind of good person would he be?
Wu Youde laughed and said calmly: "Sure, I'll add you in. It just so happens that I haven't drunk Dukang wine yet!"
He Yuzhu just laughed and felt relieved.
He had already decided that he would keep the ten dollars in his own pocket and not give it to He Daqing.
My father is such a prodigal!
For the shrew Jia Zhang, I spent more than three hundred yuan...
Every time he thought of it, He Yuzhu felt a sharp pain in his heart, as if his heart was bleeding.
If you have money in the future, you should save it yourself, otherwise sooner or later you will be ruined by your father...
Hearing that Wu Youde also agreed to He Yuzhu, the remaining people, Xu Damao, Aunt Chen, and others all opened their mouths and reported their good things one by one...
"Director, I have two bottles of canned food at home, one with orange flavor and one with yellow peach flavor."
"You are virtuous. I have a basket of salted duck eggs at home. These are eggs laid by ducks fed by my mother-in-law and then pickled. They taste very fragrant and are very oily!"
"Youde, I have a sack of walnuts at home. They have thin skin and lots of meat. I heard people say that these are the best walnuts to eat. They can nourish the brain and make people smart. Originally, they were for my son to eat. I hope he won't eat them next year. Come back with another duck egg test...
But now I feel that if you are virtuous, it is good to eat. If you want to write, you educated people do all the work that requires your brain, so it is better to eat more walnuts! "
"You are virtuous..."
"Moral..."
……
I don’t know who spread the news, but everyone in the hospital knew that Wu Youde was going to give away money, and every household would give away ten yuan!
The whole hospital was shocked!
In less than five minutes, except for the deaf old lady, there were people from every house.
Including Yi Zhonghai’s family and Jia Dongxu’s family.
But Yi Zhonghai himself didn't come, it was the aunt who came, no, to be precise, it was the former aunt.
The previous aunt said that she bought a lot of cannons during the New Year, but she still had a plate of fire whips and five big red cannons.
How much is this thing worth?
No more than one dollar and a half at most.
Wu Youde also bought firecrackers this year, so he naturally knows the price of firecrackers.
He looked at the smiling ex-aunt, who was also a sinister person.
I think if it hadn't been for me, you would still have to bear the reputation of being an "old hen who can't lay eggs". After being rejected by the old Yi family, you were complained and disliked by Yi Zhonghai every day, and you couldn't hold your head up in front of Yi Zhonghai.
It was me who saved your reputation!
You come and collect the wool too!
Wu Youde smiled and waved his hand, "Okay, let's go home and cook dumplings!"
The ex-aunt was so happy that she ran back to cook dumplings...
As for Jia Dongxu,
Wu Youde glanced at him. This horse was the wolf king among white-eyed wolves.
No nonsense, he said straightforwardly: "Dongxu, you are too realistic, I am too lazy to say more. Nine yuan!"
If I lose, I'll give you ten dollars. I win, you give me nine dollars.
If you can, go home and cook dumplings. My dumplings are already in the pot. "
Jia Dongxu said "Hey" and went home to cook dumplings. He also believed that Wu Youde would lose.
For a while, the whole hospital collectively cooked dumplings.
……
Xue Chunmei took the dumplings out of the pot, "Are you really sure?"
"of course!"
Wu Youde looked at Qin Huairu with a smile and asked, "Huairu, do you think I can win?"
Qin Huairu said nothing, but blinked and nodded sharply.
Xue Chunmei rolled her eyes twice, thoughtfully, "Do you think she didn't say anything?"
Wu Youde smiled and said nothing, turned around and left with the plate in hand.
Qin Huairu said with a smile: "Sister Mei, let's go and have a look too."
Xue Chunmei nodded, and the two of them followed each other out hand in hand.
……
The scene in Zhongyuaner was very joyful at this time!
Everyone was standing there waiting with a bowl of steaming dumplings in their hands, their faces beaming with joy and their backs straight, like a general returning from victory, confident and proud.
Seeing Wu Youde coming out with dumplings, everyone's faces suddenly showed a look of urgency, and they all looked over.
"Let's go! Send dumplings!"
Wu Youde waved his hand and walked towards the backyard with the dumplings in hand.
Everyone followed and filed in, spontaneously forming a well-disciplined and orderly team.
……
The deaf old lady was very angry. She sat in the room and looked at the cold pot and stove, feeling even more depressed.
She was not only angry at Wu Youde, but also at others!
After leaving Wu Youde's house, she went to Yi Zhonghai's house. In this courtyard, apart from Wu Youde's family, which is in good condition, the only other family in this courtyard is Yi Zhonghai's family.
Yi Zhonghai has a small family, only three people in Manchuria, and Yi Zhonghai's salary is not low.
Therefore, the conditions of his family are really good, and the dumpling fillings are definitely not bad either.
I wanted to go to Yi Zhonghai's house to eat dumplings, but I never thought she would go there. However, Yi Zhonghai changed his usual attentive and cold attitude towards her.
She kept talking for a long time, but Yi Zhonghai didn't say a word, let alone asked whether she had eaten or cooked dumplings for her.
Not even mentioned!
She scolded Wu Youde at Yi Zhonghai's house for half an hour, but Yi Zhonghai didn't say a word.
The deaf old lady was so disappointed, so angry, she got up and left!
She went to Liu Haizhong's house again...
Ten minutes later, we went to Xu Wood's house... He Daqing's house...
In the end, she didn't give up and decided to try her luck at Yanbu Gui's house.
She thought, this Yan Laoxi has just become a great man, why shouldn't he just show off and earn some fame?
It’s not okay to disrespect and honor the elderly!
If you don't respect and show filial piety to the elderly, that means you have no moral integrity and moral integrity. How can such a person be a steward?
Don't you guys scold him to death!
It's a pity that Yanbu is still expensive.
Even though he became the boss, his stingy and calculating skills remained unchanged and he remained superb.
Maybe he had seen the deaf old lady visiting various houses, so Yan Bugui had already made arrangements in advance.
When she arrived at Yan's house, she was shocked to see Yan Bugui's family of five lying on the table, eating steamed buns and drinking water.
That’s right, drink water.
Not even a bowl of noodle soup!
There is a plate of pickled radish on the table.
Seeing this scene, she almost had a cerebral hemorrhage. Niang Xipi, do you want to be so fake? On the first day of the Lunar New Year, your family only eats Wotou, eats pickles and drinks water?
"Hey! The old lady is here. Happy New Year!"
"You're here just in time. There's another steamed bun that was steamed the day before yesterday. It's soft. Old lady, would you like one?"
The deaf old lady felt her head buzzing...
Damn it, the steamed buns that were steamed the day before yesterday are still soft now, how can they still be soft?
Can you crush people to death?
I've never tasted this before!
My teeth are almost falling out. You want me to eat the steamed buns from the day before yesterday?
This is because you sincerely don’t want me to eat it. You don’t want me to eat even one steamed bun!
He is truly worthy of being Yan Laoxi...
The deaf old lady didn't even sit down, turned around and walked away on crutches.
There is no good food in the whole hospital, and I won’t even let my wife eat any dumplings! ! !
hateful!
hateful! !
The deaf old lady was so angry, and was spitting on these people in her heart, when she suddenly heard a knock on the door, and then the door was pushed open.
……
"You, you...what are you doing?"
Looking at the group of white-eyed wolves in front of her and the dumplings they were holding in their hands, the deaf old lady was a little confused and didn't know what they were trying to do.
As the talker and dignitary of the hospital, Yan Bugui naturally had to stand up immediately.
He squeezed to the front, looked at the deaf old lady with a smile on his face, and said loudly: "Happy New Year, old lady, today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, so we should eat dumplings. We are all here to bring you dumplings to eat!"
Eh? ? ?
The deaf old lady stopped in Bengbu. She looked sideways at Yan Bugui and said, "Aren't your family all eating steamed buns just now? It was the same steamed buns from the day before yesterday. Why are there dumplings now?"
In half an hour, the dumpling fillings were ready and the noodles were ready? "
Yan Bugui knew that she was mocking him, but he didn't mind at all. He still smiled and explained: "Hey! Old lady, you also know that I have a large family, so I have to plan carefully for food and drink.
As the old saying goes, if you don't have enough to eat, you won't have to drink too much. If you don't calculate, you will suffer from poverty.
Actually, my family plans to save these dumplings for lunch. "
Yes, the explanation is reasonable.
Wu Youde listened with admiration.
Seeing that the deaf old lady was silent, Yan Bugui raised the corner of his mouth and felt proud. He quickly got to the point. He pointed at everyone and said with a smile: "Old lady, the dumplings are all freshly baked. You choose one and hurry up while it's hot." eat.
Didn't you say that Youde wouldn't let you eat dumplings this morning?
No, Youde brought it to you personally. The stuffing with pork and mushrooms is so fragrant that I can smell it even from a distance. "
For such blatant cheating, Wu Youde smiled but said nothing.
He even nodded to Yan Bugui with hope in his eyes, as if to say: You are right, please continue.
Yan Bugui chuckled and said again: "Old lady, these are the dumplings from a virtuous family! You are in for a treat!!"
He almost said the last five words through gritted teeth.
The emphasis is very obvious!
In order to win the ten yuan, the others couldn't help themselves and started to brag about Wu Youde.
"Old lady, Youde's dumplings have the most meat, they have thin skin and big fillings, and they're delicious!"
"That's right, that's right. Whose dumplings in our courtyard are the most delicious? It's definitely the Youde family's dumplings!"
"Old lady, look at these dumplings from Youde's. How white are they?! Oh, these are made from Fuqiang powder. Old lady, you're in a good mood today, and you're in luck!"
……
Seeing that the deaf old lady was reluctant to choose,
Yan Bugui was a little anxious, so he urged: "Old lady, the dumplings must be eaten while they are hot. They will taste better if they are eaten while they are hot!"
The deaf old lady's eyes flickered twice, first looking at the dumplings in Wu Youde's hand.
Each one is like a gold ingot, chubby, white and tender, with a circle of lace around it.
That's so beautiful and tempting! !
Immediately, from the corner of her eye, she saw the faint smile on the corner of Wu Youde's mouth again...
The deaf old lady was frightened and cursed secretly: You bastard, you have a dirty mind!
Do you want me to eat your saliva?
I bother! No way! !
The deaf old lady turned her head decisively and looked away.
Yan Bugui had been paying close attention to her expression. When he saw this, he immediately realized that something was wrong and was ready to intervene, but it was already too late.
"Si Zhu'er, let me try your dumplings." The deaf old lady said.
Her voice was not loud, but because everyone was waiting for her to make a choice, no one spoke, so this sentence came to everyone's ears clearly.
Boom! !
The thunder roared in everyone's minds, the sound shook their souls, and everyone was confused.
Yan Bugui is stupid!
He Yuzhu was stupid!
The bangs are so stupid!
Xu Damao was stupid!
The ex-aunt is stupid!
Everyone stood there in shock, speechless for a long time...
Did you... lose?
Lost? ? ?
Yan Bugui was shocked and shouted: "No!"
The sound was so loud that everyone in the audience trembled!
"Ouch!! Old lady, you are confused!!"
Yan Bugui smacked his thigh repeatedly, filled with regret, "Old lady, how can the dumplings from Sha Zhu'er's family compare to those from Youde's family?
Although Sha Zhuer's dumplings also use white flour, but you see, his dumplings are just ordinary standard noodles.
That’s not as delicious as Fuqiang noodles!
Old lady, I am doing this for your own good. The dumplings from the virtuous family are the best and most fragrant.
Otherwise, you should think about it again and think about it again? "
Think again?
You, Yan Laoxi, are really nothing. Do you sincerely let me eat the saliva of that bastard?
"Boom boom boom!"
The deaf old lady slammed the walking stick on the ground a few times and said loudly: "I just want to eat the dumplings from Sha Zhuer's house!"
"Old lady, you are confused!"
Liu Haizhong shouted, "Old lady, how good would you like to eat Youdejia's dumplings?"
The former aunt also shouted: "Old lady, you are really stupid. What's so delicious about the dumplings at Si Zhu'er's house? Look at the dumplings, some are big and some are small. They are weird in shape and don't taste good."
The rest of the people couldn't help it anymore, they couldn't lose, God! !
"Old lady, Youde's dumplings are the most fragrant. They are full of color and flavor. Look at the appearance. Whose dumplings in the whole hospital can compare?"
"Old lady, you should think about it again, think about it carefully..."
"Old lady, please choose Wu Youde's dumplings. If you choose his dumplings, I will give you a steamed bun to eat later!"
This person is more shameless. Doesn’t he show no respect for martial ethics?
Cheating is shameful!
Wu Youde felt contempt in his heart and followed the sound...
Oh, it turns out to be you, the white-eyed wolf!
Jia Dongxu realized that Wu Youde was looking at him and immediately shut up.
I was panicking in my heart. At one moment I secretly scolded the old lady for being blinded by lard. At another moment I felt regretful and distressed that I was about to lose a huge sum of nine yuan...
Ouch, this is such a tangled and painful thing, don’t even mention it!
Seeing that this group of people were becoming more and more shameless, Wu Youde almost took the dumplings from his hand and stuffed them into the hands of the deaf old lady. Wu Youde was too lazy to write here.
"Ahem!!"
He cleared his throat, glanced at everyone, and said calmly: "We are all big men. If you say anything, it will be thrown away. I am willing to admit defeat!
Do you think I, Wu Youde, is easy to bully? Or do you think what you said was fart?
If anyone here admits that what he said before is fart, then I can declare my bet with him void!
If not, then I won’t say much more next…”
Yan Bugui moved his mouth, thinking that what I said was just farting.
But considering that he is the boss in charge, if he dares to admit it now, Liu Haizhong will definitely call a hospital-wide meeting immediately and remove him from the position of 'first boss' in public.
How can a person who talks nonsense deserve to be a steward?
No one in the hospital would agree!
At this moment, Yan Bugui felt a little regretful...
Unexpectedly, this position of uncle would actually restrict him, causing him to lose two pots of flowers today... no, four pots of flowers!
Whoops!
I am also short-tempered, that boy Wu Youde obviously only wants two pots of freesia.
Why are you so mean-mouthed and bragging about giving me two more pots of lucky bamboo?
Will you die if you don't brag?
Not only do you have to send flowers, but you also have to pay for four more flower pots!
Damn it, it’s really a loss of blood, it’s all lost to grandma’s house! !
The more Yan Bugui thought about it, the more regretful he felt. His whole face was twisted together and turned purple.
The other people's thoughts were similar to his, and they all felt regret in their hearts...
Wu Youde decided to add a pinch of salt to everyone's bleeding hearts. He looked at everyone and said loudly: "In order to avoid everyone being dissatisfied, I will ask again."
Immediately, he turned to look at the deaf old lady.
"Old lady, my dumplings taste very good. My sister prepares the fillings using the best pork belly, cooked with cooking oil, ten kinds of spices, and a lot of oil.
They are right about this. They use Fu Qiang powder, which Huai Ru wraps by herself. Look, each one looks like a silver ingot. How beautiful and festive it is?
Oh, by the way, I caught these dumplings myself.
Old lady, don’t you really want to try my dumplings? "
Everyone's feelings of regret and self-blame suddenly rose again, and everyone stared at the deaf old lady with wide eyes.
The eyes of each one were full of expectation, expectation, expectation! !
Old lady, please, eat his dumplings...
It's a pity that the deaf old lady ignored it. She didn't even look at the dumplings in Wu Youde's hands and was determined not to eat them.
“Dong dong dong dong!!”
The cane hit the ground again, and the deaf old lady said angrily: "I will eat the dumplings from Sha Zhuer's house, and leave the dumplings from Yi Xiaozi's house to me as well.
I won’t eat the rest and take them all back.
If you sincerely let me eat, then listen to me. If you are not sincere, then forget it and leave. The old lady is getting old and wants to rest. "
"..."
Everyone looked at each other, speechless.
There was dead silence in the room...
After a full minute, Wu Youde sighed and said sadly: "In that case, I'll leave.
Sir, will you help me host it later and ask everyone to send all the things to me?
Huairu..."
"Ai~"
Qin Huairu took out a piece of paper from her pocket and handed it over with a sweet smile.
Wu Youde took it and gave it to Yan Bugui.
"Master, thank you for your hard work. You are the steward of our hospital. You must be fair and impartial and uphold justice!"
After patting Yan Bugui on the shoulder, Wu Youde held the dumplings and Shi Shiran left the room.
That free and easy spirit,
Wave your sleeves and don’t take away a single cloud~
……
(End of this chapter)
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