Siheyuan: If I marry Qin Huairu, I will become stronger by showing off.

Chapter 267 Why can’t my dumplings defeat them? ?
After half an hour,
Yan Bugui, Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiecheng, father and son, brought two pots of freesia and two pots of lucky bamboo to Wu Youde's house.

After delivery, brothers Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiecheng ran out to play.

Today is the first day of the Lunar New Year. No matter who you go to, you can grab a handful of melon seeds and eat them. If you are lucky, you can even get two candies.

As for Yan Bugui,
He was standing at the door, chatting with Wu Youde who was eating chocolate.

"Youde, I've gone to each of them and they will be delivered to you shortly. Don't worry."

"Then I'm sure I can rest assured. You, the First Master, are the most reliable in handling matters. I'm completely at ease. You are the First Master now. If even your words can't be used..."

Wu Youde stopped and opened his mouth to eat another chocolate.

Yan Bugui nodded secretly in his heart, what this kid said makes sense.

I'm a big man. If I can't even handle this little thing, it would be really embarrassing.

Besides, I delivered the bets as promised.

You are a bunch of bad guys who also want to take advantage and reap the benefits, but you also want to break your promise and break the contract?

It doesn't make sense, don't even think about it!

After thinking about it, he decided that if anyone failed to fulfill his bet today, he would hold a hospital-wide meeting that night, criticize him in front of everyone, and ask him to clean the yard!

Having made up his mind, his eyes drifted to the 'Golden Ball' and 'Black Ball' in Wu Youde's hand.

Well, this 'black ball' is also wrapped with a layer of gold paper. It looks like gold, shiny, festive and noble.

Unexpectedly, there is a 'black ball' hidden inside. That jet-black thing can actually be eaten?
When I first saw him just now, I was stunned by him...

Yan Bugui was extremely curious and hesitated before asking: "Youde, what are you eating?"

"Pills." Wu Youde replied casually.

Pills?
Yan Bugui was stunned and looked at it carefully.

Not to mention, it looked very similar. He had guessed it was a pill just now, but he also thought that Wu Youde looked fine during the Chinese New Year.

You shouldn't be taking medicine.

I never thought it was really a pill?

Yan Bugui was still a little suspicious and asked with concern: "Youde, what's wrong with your body? What's wrong with you? Is it serious?"

Wu Youde glanced at him and knew that this old boy's concern was fake and his curiosity was real.

He smiled, stuffed half of the chocolate in his hand into his mouth, enjoying the mellow and delicious taste in his mouth, and said lightly: "Actually, it's nothing, I ate too many dumplings this morning.

Just take two hawthorn pills to help digestion, otherwise I won’t be able to eat the ten plates at noon..."

Hawthorn pill?
Ten plates? ?

Yan Bugui was speechless.

Damn it, it turns out to be Hawthorn Pill!
Ugh……

He was a little disappointed again. It turned out that he was not sick!
He was still a little envious. There were ten plates, and there were only three people in your family. It was a waste of food and a crime! !

While the two were chatting, people came one after another to deliver things.

A basket of eggs arrived from my bangs.

Xu Damao sent two bottles of canned food, one of oranges and one of yellow peaches.

Wu Youde picked it up and looked at the mouth of the bottle carefully...

The mouth of the bottle is very tight and does not look like it has been opened.

So, he asked Xu Damao to let go.

After a while, He Yuzhu came over with two bottles of Dukang. Wu Youde checked them again and asked him to put them down.

As time went by, more and more people came, and the things piled up at the door gradually piled up.

Walnuts, firecrackers, salted duck eggs, peanuts, melon seeds, persimmons...

Wait, wait, etc., all kinds of things.

Yan Bugui looked next to him with eager eyes and heart. He was extremely envious, and at the same time he was extremely depressed in his heart.

He couldn't figure out why they would lose in a game that was a sure win?

That old lady is really so smart. How could she be confused today?

Wu Youde's dumplings are so good, why does she refuse to eat them?

This is really strange!

I can’t figure it out, I can’t figure it out at all. He felt that the old lady had either lost her mind and gone crazy today, or that this guy Wu Youde had done some dirty trick behind her back...

Otherwise, it would definitely not be the case!
In his opinion, the latter is the most likely.

But no matter what he thought, he couldn't figure out what kind of trick Wu Youde used to make the old lady so obedient?
Yan Bugui looked at the piles of trophies again and asked in a low voice: "You are virtuous, why doesn't the old lady eat your dumplings?"

Because she was afraid of eating my saliva.

Wu Youde was secretly happy. He was not surprised at all by this result.

Otherwise, he would not propose to fight with everyone, and would not reject anyone who came, and anyone could join.

That's because he knew he was sure to win, even if the deaf old lady beat her to death, she wouldn't even eat her own dumplings.

She won't even eat anything from her house in the future!

Of course, the most important thing is that he expected that the deaf old lady would not tell others exactly what happened at her home that morning.

It was because she wanted to eat dumplings that she deliberately spit on them to disgust her.

The deaf old lady will definitely not talk about this matter, not even in this life! !
Then why don't you say it?

The reason is also very simple!
One, it’s so embarrassing.

How could she have the nerve to say such an embarrassing thing?

Don’t have that face!
The second is, in order to be able to go to other people's places to enjoy the autumn breeze and the tooth festival in the future.

On weekdays, besides getting some food for herself at home, the deaf old lady usually goes to other people's homes to enjoy the autumn breeze.

Who made braised pork today?
Who is eating dumplings today?

Who made fried buns today?

Who is steaming buns today?

Wait, whenever someone cooks delicious food, she goes there with a walking stick. Depending on her age and status, she can usually get some food.

But if she told Wu Youde about spitting on the dumplings, then others would follow suit...

How can she go to other places to enjoy the autumn breeze after this?

Wu Youde had calculated this and was sure that the deaf old lady would definitely keep her mouth shut, so he made a bet with everyone.

At this time, I heard Yan Bugui’s inquiry,

For a moment, Wu Youde wanted to tell him the whole story, so that others could know through his mouth and learn the trick of spitting.

After this, how can the deaf old lady go to other places to eat for free?

He immediately pulled out the firewood and cut off her food supply.

Let’s see if she doesn’t cry to death!
But then I thought, if I said it, wouldn't it affect my glorious and majestic image?

More importantly, if the people in the courtyard knew the inside story...

There will definitely be people who regret it and question whether he cheated to win the bet.

Then the pile of things at the door is estimated to be nine-tenths less. No, with the urine of these people, it should be 100% correct.

Wu Youde felt that the bad guys in the courtyard who wanted to steal their own money could not be cheap either.

Then let’s keep it a secret…

He twitched the corners of his mouth, frowned, and said solemnly with a puzzled look on his face: "Master, to be honest with you, I haven't figured this out yet.

Tell me, what's wrong with my dumplings?

Fuqiang flour noodles, fine pork belly, fresh mushrooms and green onions, and cooking oil made with ten kinds of spices..."

The more he talked, the angrier he became. Wu Youde turned his head to look at Yan Bugui and said angrily: "Master, please comment, what's wrong with my dumplings?

Why haven't you tried Zhuzi's dumplings? "

Yan Bugui: "..."

"Master, what are you talking about?" Wu Youde urged.

"..."

Yan Bugui was numb, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

……

(End of this chapter)