Siheyuan: If I marry Qin Huairu, I will become stronger by showing off.

Chapter 324: The loss of morality and the distortion of human nature! (Subscribe to Cuihua)
"But he's not!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

Zhang Cuihua pointed two rolling pins at He Daqing, burst into tears, her whole body was shaking, and her face was full of grief and anger!
Cadre Xu was even more confused. She looked at Zhang Cuihua with a frown, and said impatiently: "Cuihua, just say what you have to say, don't just cry!

What's the use of crying? Can crying solve problems?

You said He Daqing didn't hit you with this rolling pin, then what was he doing with this rolling pin? You should make it clear! "

Everyone watching the excitement in the courtyard was a little impatient at the moment, and they couldn't figure out what was so special about these two rolling pins.

The feeling of being appetized is so uncomfortable!
"Yes, Cui Hua'er, you should explain it clearly. If you don't explain it clearly, how can everyone help you to judge?"

"Aren't they just two rolling pins? What are you doing with these beautiful green flowers?"

"Cuihua, please tell me quickly, you are almost killing me! Didn't He Daqing hit you? If he didn't hit you, then why are you howling every night? It's like a cat meowing in spring..."

"Yes, I heard it too, Cuihua, if He Daqing hits you, just say that while Cadre Xu is here, let her make the decision for you!"

"Cuihua, you have to say, don't hold it back..."

Listening to everyone's urging, the grief and anger in Zhang Cuihua's heart became more and more intense, reaching the sky. She finally couldn't bear it anymore and couldn't hold it in any longer...

She hissed: "This bitch stabbed me with this thing!!!"

"Ahhh... Wuwuwuwu... He is not a human, he is just a beast in human skin... Wuwuwu..."

"This bitch doesn't treat me as a human being, but he is so messy and tossing himself to death that I don't even want to live anymore... God, please let me die..."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,

Everyone in the yard stood blankly on the spot, expressions blank.

Only Zhang Cuihua's cries echoed in the yard...

A full minute passed.

"hiss!!"

"Sigh~~~"

"Ouch... hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss loves doesn doesn doesn wants doesn doesn doesn wants doesn doesn does is doesn does does is doesn doesn't right?

There was a sound of gasping in the yard. The first aunt, the second aunt, Aunt Wang and others, including the deaf old lady, all...

numb!

"Oh my God, does Zhang Cuihua usually play so wildly? Isn't this...Isn't he afraid of being broken by playing??"

"Oh my dear mother... If I hadn't heard this with my own ears, I wouldn't have believed it. Zhang Cuihua is so fierce!

You dare to play this! No wonder she screamed loudly in the house at night...it hurts..."

"Why does it hurt? It's obviously too comfortable, hahahaha..."

"Hey? Second aunt, how do you know it's comfortable? Have you ever played like this before? I really can't tell. You and the second uncle are okay with this.

Is it really that comfortable? Second aunt, please tell us..."

"Fart! I don't want to do that dirty thing. Isn't that disgusting? Isn't that a shit stirrer... I feel like vomiting just thinking about it!"

"I don't believe it! Second aunt, you just said it was very comfortable! If you had never played, would you know it was very comfortable?"

"I...can you use your brains?

Look, that's a rolling pin. It's thick...and...long. Isn't that beautiful? "

Everyone who listened to the second aunt's analysis nodded and felt that it made sense.

Xu Damao's sister, Xu Qiaohui, was off from work today. She was also watching the excitement in the courtyard. Seeing everyone chatting happily, she felt a little depressed.

Because, she seemed to understand, but she didn't seem to understand.

The feeling was unbearable. She finally couldn't help it and asked aloud: "No, what are you talking about, Auntie Wang, the first mother and the second mother? What are you talking about? What are you talking about?"

There is also the second aunt, Zhang Cuihua, who also brought a thin rolling pin. What is this for? "

The second aunt looked at her with a smile and asked: "You don't know this? Think about it, where else can..."

After saying this, the second aunt looked straight behind Xu Qiaohui and said with a smile: "Huh? Have you thought of it?"

Xu Qiaohui was stunned for a moment, then turned around and looked down, then her expression changed drastically.

"hiss!!!"

"Is it okay there?"

"What's not allowed? Aren't they all holes? Any hole is fine!"

"..."

Wu Youde, he was also numb.

Wow!

Awesome, He Daqing, my buddy really underestimated you!

You are a shameless old man, you have a lot of tricks, you know how to play them!
However, riding a horse is too rough and rough.

Wu Youde immediately refreshed his impression of He Daqing in his heart, and kept blaming himself secretly, telling himself that "people should not be judged by their appearance", and he could no longer look down on people in the world.

There are so many people in this world who know how to play!

Qin Huairu's pretty face turned red, she came closer and whispered: "Brother Wu, is that what Zhang Cuihua said?

He Daqingzhen..."

Wu Youde glanced at her, chuckled and asked, "Which one is that? Please explain it clearly, I don't understand."

"...Oh, Brother Wu~~"

Qin Huairu twisted her body and said, "Brother Wu, tell me, you must understand, you are still teasing me..."

"I really don't understand. Why don't you ask Sister Mei and let her tell you." Wu Youde said with a smile.

Xue Chunmei's pretty face was also red at this time. She spat and said: "Fuck you! I didn't know!"

Wu Youde looked at her and chuckled: "Look, He Daqing and Zhang Cuihua are already having fun, do we have to arrange it too?

Can't fall behind!

It would be so embarrassing if he was not even as good as He Daqing, don't you think? "

Xue Chunmei: "..."

Qin Huairu: "..."

Wu Youde smiled and said in a low voice: "Okay, if you don't say anything, you will acquiesce. Then we will learn when we get back later..."

Xue Chunmei turned around and didn't look at him.

Qin Huairu was panicking. In fact, she had heard Brother Wu mention that matter a long time ago, but she felt... felt...

How could that be?
But now that she heard with her own ears that He Daqing actually played with Zhang Cuihua, she was no longer so repelled and felt like she had seen a new world.

It turns out... can you really play like that?
"Brother Wu~"

"Ok?"

"Does it really not hurt?"

"It definitely won't hurt. It just might swell a little, but you'll get used to it and you'll be fine. Don't worry, we have professional tools."

Wu Youde smiled and comforted in a low voice: "Look at Zhang Cuihua, the rolling pin is on, isn't she fine now?

Jumping around and yelling.

We have professional tools and everything will be fine. It will be clean, hygienic and comfortable. Don’t worry, leave everything to me! "

Qin Huairu thought for a while and then looked at the two rolling pins in Zhang Cuihua's hands...

Suddenly she felt that what Brother Wu said was very reasonable. She nodded with a sweet smile and said softly: "Yeah~ I understand, Brother Wu~~
Then I will listen to you and cooperate with you when the time comes, okay? "

"Okay, okay! My Ruru is the best behaved. If Meimei disobeys me then, you have to help hold her down." Wu Youde said.

Qin Huairu hesitated for a moment and whispered: "Tie up Sister Mei like last time?"

"Eh? What a great idea!"

Wu Youde's eyes lit up and he praised in a low voice: "Okay, let's do it like this, and then put the whole blindfold on her...hehehehe..."

"What kind of blindfold, Brother Wu?" Qin Huairu was a little curious.

Wu Youde lowered his voice: "Those worn on the legs..."

"Oh~ that one~~"

Qin Huairu suddenly realized it, and then nodded with a smile.

……

Here, after hearing Zhang Cuihua's shocking accusation, the yard has become a mess.

Everyone is marveling at Zhang Cuihua's bravery and admiring Zhang Cuihua's "strongness", so strong, two rolling pins...

Zhang Cuihua and He Daqing have been married for two or three months. Doesn't this mean that she has been here for the past few months?

After being treated like this for two or three months, she was still fine.

This is really awesome!

Cadre Xu's head was buzzing at this time. From an emotional point of view, she was very sympathetic to Zhang Cuihua's experience. How could she do such a thing on a horse?

Even if he is an animal, he cannot be poked with a rolling pin!

Could this be life-threatening? ?
But psychologically, she also admired Zhang Cuihua. She was such a warrior. She dared to face the thick rolling pin and endured pain that ordinary people could not endure...

A true warrior!
As a result, her heart became even more confused...

Zhang Cuihua, even if you say this, what can you do?

Can He Daqing be allowed to say that he doesn't want money?

Alas, it’s difficult!
After much thought, Cadre Xu came up with a way to get the best of both worlds, and she said aloud: "Cuihua, then I respect your choice now.

If you want a divorce, you go to the street to see me tomorrow and I will handle the formalities for you. It doesn’t matter whether He Daqing comes or not, I will divorce the marriage for you!
If you don't want to get divorced, that's fine. From now on, you can live a good life, be more diligent, and take good care of your man.

If he hits you in the future, you should go to the police station and call the police, and the police comrades will deal with him.

Well, Cuihua, that’s it for today. I have something else to do, so I’ll leave first..."

"Hey! Cadre Xu!" "cadre Xu, cadre Xu..."

Zhang Cuihua shouted hurriedly, but Cadre Xu didn't seem to hear it. He ran quickly with oil on his feet and was out of the yard in the blink of an eye.

Missed.

Zhang Cuihua opened her mouth, stretched out her hands, and stood there in a daze. After more than ten seconds, she sat down on the ground again with a pop...

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...I can't live anymore. I...oh God..."

"Someone come and save me... Wuwuwu... Why am I so miserable..."

Seeing this scene, Wu Youde turned around and walked outside.

"walk home."

Qin Huairu and Xue Chunmei followed.

No one else in the yard left, they were still chatting happily. Some people even came to Zhang Cuihua and asked her how she felt.

Is it really as comfortable as the second aunt said?
In addition to these, some people also asked her if it hurt? Disgusting or not? Does it stink?
……

This made Zhang Cuihua, who was crying bitterly, so angry that her eyes turned red with anger. She shouted loudly: "Get out! Get out!!"

You bunch of evil-minded people are here to see my joke on purpose, and you all will die badly!
God is watching, and all of you will become homeless in the future! "

As soon as her map cannon was fired, she immediately aroused everyone's anger, and everyone was even more unwilling to leave. They stood there one by one and started to output their evil spirits...

"Cui'er, you are just like a dog biting Lu Dongbin. You don't know a good heart. I just kindly advised you. Tell me what you will do in the future if you separate from He Daqing?
Don’t Dongxu get married and start a family? There are other people’s lives to live, so what’s the point of following you? You’re such a lazy person...

In a few days, your new wife will have to kick you out!

If you follow He Daqing, you can eat steamed buns every day, right? ? "

"Isn't that right? This person can't be too greedy. He wants this and wants that. How can there be such a beautiful thing in the world?
Cuihua, let me tell you, return the two hundred yuan gift to He Daqing.

Even if we break up after this marriage, once you pay back the money, will he still stab you with a rolling pin every day? "

"Oops! Please stop saying a few words. Cuihua is in pain right now. She is in a bad mood. Everyone understands...

Don't take anything she scolds us to heart.

But I say Cuihua, you have to take it easy, be careful if it takes too long... you won’t be able to hold your crotch down..."

"Hahahahaha!"

Everyone laughed again.

Listening to everyone's ridicule, Zhang Cuihua's temples bulged, her heart tightened, her vision went dark, and her delicate body became bald to the ground.

"Hey? Cuihua? Cuihua?!"

"died?"

"Hiss... no way?"

"I suddenly remembered that the steamed buns are being steamed on the fire at home. I'll go back and take a look first. Don't burn the pot..."

"Oh, I would have forgotten if you didn't tell me! I seem to have had a bad stomach at lunch, and I can't hold it in anymore..."

"I have to go home and take a look. It seems that I forgot to close the door..."

……

Less than ten seconds,
The backyard, which had been bustling with people just now, was suddenly empty.

There were only two people left.

Zhang Cuihua was lying on the ground, unconscious.

He Daqing was sitting on the corridor, staring at Zhang Cuihua on the ground.

Zhang Cuihua was so angry that she fainted. He didn't even look at her, but his eyes were spinning around.

At first glance, it seems that I am thinking of some evil idea...

"Hey! Zhang Cuihua!"

"Zhang Cuihua? Wake up! Hey!"

After waiting for three minutes, when he saw Zhang Cuihua still lying on the ground motionless, He Daqing shouted twice.

After shouting twice, Zhang Cuihua still lay motionless on the ground.

He Daqing felt a sudden thought, he couldn't be dead, right?

We can't let Zhang Cuihua die like this!
If he died, he would never get back the money for gifts and clothes. He couldn't possibly go to a dead person to ask for money, right?

As for Jia Dongxu?

Even if He Daqing is rogue and unreasonable enough, he still feels that this thing can't be done. In fact, he can't even make any unreasonable remarks.

He Daqing quickly stood up, walked over, and kicked him twice.

"Zhang Cuihua, Zhang Cuihua?"

Zhang Cuihua closed her eyes tightly, her body swayed with the force of his kick, but she did not wake up.

He Daqing squatted down and put his hand under her nose...

Breathing and a little warm.

He Daqing was immediately relieved and understood that Zhang Cuihua probably just fainted from anger.

That's easy to do.

Don't worry about it, just let her lie on the ground for a while, and she will wake up naturally after a while.

He Daqing stood up and was about to go back to the house. Suddenly his stomach growled twice. He had eaten too many onions for lunch...

After hesitating for a moment, he squatted back again.

Spread your legs and adjust your position.

Hanging on Zhang Cuihua's face...

"Poof!~~~"

"Puff puff!!!"

"Puff~Puff! Puff~~"

Three full minutes,
He Daqing thought for a while and felt that all the waste gas in his stomach had been discharged.

Feeling refreshed all over!

He stood up happily and went back to the house without even looking at Zhang Cuihua on the ground.

……

The courtyard was quiet, and now there was really only one person left.

Zhang Cuihua's mouth was pursed tightly, and her cheeks couldn't help trembling. Finally she couldn't help it anymore and started to cry quietly...

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

It turned out that He Daqing's first fart just now had woken her up, or to be precise, it had woken her up!
Smelly!
What a stinky person!

Zhang Cuihua almost exploded, but then she thought that even if she did, it would be useless.

She couldn't beat He Daqing, so the end result would be that her meal was in vain...

He Daqing was really hitting people. His fists were like casseroles. Jing Jing hit the fleshy places and it hurt like hell.

Zhang Cuihua didn't want to suffer another wasted meal, so she chose to pretend to be dead.

She held her breath, thinking about enduring it, and then it passed...

But unexpectedly, He Daqing ate too many onions for lunch, and the farts came one after another, endlessly!

Endless! !
Anyone who has held it in for a long time knows that when you finally can't hold it in any longer, you will release the control and take a deep breath involuntarily.

Take a deep breath,

I really can’t control it, this is survival instinct, this is a physiological reaction!

Zhang Cuihua is...

So, she ate several, and through the taste, she could tell that He Daqing had onions for lunch...

She was so sad, so distraught that she lay on the ground crying!
……

The second aunt in the backyard, Xu Qiaohui and her mother, the deaf old lady, Aunt Zhang and others ran home in a hurry, and each of them came to the window of their house and looked out through the window.

When they saw He Daqing's actions, they were all shocked!
I didn't expect He Daqing to be so despicable, shameless, and dirty. He was really not a human being, he was worse than an animal!
But after sighing with emotion, they all burst into laughter again. It’s hard to mention how happy they felt in their hearts!

Did you just scold me?

Are you still cursing my family to become extinct?

Zhang Cuihua, Zhang Cuihua, you deserve your fart!
After waiting, they saw Zhang Cuihua moving again, lying on the ground crying, and the pleasure in their hearts became even stronger.

So cool!
It turns out that you were awake just now, but you pretended not to know...

Oh my, Zhang Cuihua, Zhang Cuihua, you are really good at being a quarrel. Why don't you jump around in front of He Daqing?

You only scold us because you think we are easy to bully?

……

"Squeak~"

The door of Second Aunt's house opened, and Second Aunt walked out of the house with a smile, followed by the Xu family, Aunt Zhang's house, the deaf old lady...

Everyone came out again, and the courtyard suddenly became lively again, everyone talking and laughing, laughing unbridled.

this night,

The story about the two rolling pins and the story about eating farts was circulated throughout the courtyard.

Everyone knows what is said, and it is said vividly.

And, it continued to spread outside at an extremely fast speed...

……

(End of this chapter)