Siheyuan: If I marry Qin Huairu, I will become stronger by showing off.

Chapter 325 Qinglong fights the dark whirlpool, the legend of Cuihua!

Wu Youde didn't sleep well that night. He had nightmares all night long.

In the dream, for some reason, he turned into a big green dragon. The dragon's body was huge and strong, its muscles and bones were knotted, and its scales shone with cold light.

Very fierce!
The green dragon hovers on top of the high snow-capped mountains, overlooking the world below.

Suddenly, violent winds and rain came, with lightning and thunder, as if the whole world was roaring at him.

immediately,

The body of the big green dragon seemed to be summoned by some kind of summons, and its body flew uncontrollably to an unknown place.

He flew over high mountains, crossed rivers and lakes, and finally came to a desolate land.

Here, the earth is cracked and split into two, and the vegetation is withered and barren.

however,
In the canyon of the earth, in the desolate center, there was a powerful dark aura surging.

Looking intently, Da Qinglong felt a strong sense of oppression, as if something was watching him.

He cautiously approached the dark aura, only to find that it was actually a huge black whirlpool, bottomless and endless.

It was as if there was an invisible eye flashing, giving off a strange and terrifying aura.

At this moment, a low and hoarse voice sounded:

"Come on! My dragon! Drive away evil and protect the common people..."

The big green dragon looked up to the sky and groaned, the true dragon power in his body exploded, the dragon's body began to emit dazzling light, the dragon's scales became harder and thicker, and the dragon's claws became extremely sharp.

He let out a thunderous dragon roar and rushed towards the dark aura...

The way is:
The dragon was trapped in a shallow valley and refused to surrender, so he rushed straight into the devil's cave.

The dragon's tail is swaying, its head is angry, and there are moans and cries.

Suddenly a huge wave rose into the sky, and there was a quiet spring in the depths.

This spring is not mundane water, the bones of which the giant dragon drinks are crispy.

There is no magical power to be found, and the dragon's saliva is filled with tears.

After a fierce battle, Daqinglong finally succeeded in breaking up the two dark whirlpools, and the evil aura also disappeared without a trace.

however,
When he was about to return, he found that his dragon body began to disappear gradually, and the surrounding scene became blurry...

Wu Youde woke up suddenly and found that he was still lying on the bed, his clothes soaked with sweat.

He recalled everything in his dream, feeling both surprised and happy. Although it was just a dream, it seemed as if he had really experienced a thrilling adventure.

……

"Hu~~"

Wu Youde let out a long breath and turned around to see that Qin Huairu and Xue Chunmei were still sleeping, and they were both sleeping soundly.

The two of them were lying there, one facing left and the other facing right, their pretty faces flushed from sleep, and the bits of hair on their foreheads were stuck to their smooth foreheads.

Hey?
I had a nightmare all night, slaying demons and protecting the common people. Now I'm up. It's a good thing that you two are still lying here sleeping soundly.

Wu Youde cursed a few words, then got dressed and got up.

……

Since the two women didn't get up, they naturally didn't have breakfast.

Wu Youde was too lazy to run to the street, so he went to the kitchen and found that there were still leftover rice and soy sauce meat from yesterday.

After thinking about it, he rolled up his sleeves and started tinkering.

Beat three eggs, peel two green onions, heat oil in a pan, and pierce them~~~
In less than ten minutes, a plate of brightly colored and fragrant egg fried rice was ready, along with a plate of prepared soy sauce meat.

I also brewed a pot of Mingqian Longjing.

Breakfast is simple and unpretentious.

As for the taste...

To be honest, it's not as good as what Qin Huairu and Xue Chunmei made, but it's not too unpalatable. After all, I made it myself and it has an emotional bonus.

Bang bang bang.

Wu Youde started to cook!
After the meal is finished, just throw the dishes and chopsticks into the kitchen sink and that's it. They will wash them when the two girls wake up.

I took the initiative to cook and eat today, which is already pretty good, okay? !
Wu Youde walked out of the room, took a handful of fish food and walked to the pond, ready to feed the fish and look at the turtles.

As soon as I sprinkled a handful of fish food, six or seven koi carps swam over and started to eat. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door...

"Old Wu! Old Wu!"

"Boom boom! Are you at home, Old Wu?? Boom boom..."

"Old Wu, are you at home? Boom boom boom!"

Hearing this voice, Wu Youde was a little confused. Who is this? He is so rude and calls me Lao Wu?

Then something moved in his mind, and he came back to his senses.

It should be that kid.

"Wow~"

He threw all the fish food in his hand into the water, clapped his hands, and then walked towards the door.

Open the door and take a look.

"Haha, Lao Wu, what are you doing at home? I've been knocking on the door for a long time!"

Sure enough, it was Le Wenyuan outside the door. As soon as the door opened, he walked in with a smile, as natural and energetic as returning to his own home.

Le Wenyuan is here

"Why are you here?"

Wu Youde closed the courtyard door and asked Le Wenyuan, who had squatted beside the pond to watch the carps competing for food.

Le Wenyuan didn't even raise his head, and said cheerfully: "These fish are so common, how about two rare ones? I'll treat you to a drink at noon, and I came here to invite you in person. How about it? Are you sincere enough?"

"I thought you were here to give money..." Wu Youde curled his lips, a little disappointed.

The smile on Le Wenyuan's face suddenly became stiff. He laughed dryly and said: "Old Wu, why are you so vulgar? Money is an external thing, but our brotherhood is a priceless treasure!"

"So...you want to default on the bill?" Wu Youde looked at him sideways and said calmly.

"Haha... how is that possible? I, Le Wenyuan, have studied Chinese and Western knowledge and traveled around the world. How could I do such a shameless thing? Old Wu, you can insult me..."

Le Wenyuan looked at Wu Youde and said seriously: "But you can't insult my character!"

Wu Youde nodded, "That makes sense."

"Hahaha, right?"

Le Wenyuan laughed and said cheerfully: "Okay, as long as you know, don't do it next time..."

"Bring it..." Wu Youde said lightly.

"Uh..." Le Wenyuan suddenly got stuck.

Want to fool around with a thousand dollars for a meal?

What a beautiful thought!
Wu Youde was not fooled by this, and when he saw Le Wenyuan not speaking, he said again: "Brother Wenyuan, my family is not rich, it is an ordinary poor family, and it is definitely not comparable to a wealthy family like yours.

This thousand yuan may be just a few meals for you, or it may be a reward for a girl when you go out to listen to a little song. But in our poor people, a thousand yuan can't be eaten and drunk in ten years. …

Master Le..."

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Le Wenyuan couldn't listen anymore. He had a black look on his face, waved his hands repeatedly, and said speechlessly: "Old Wu, Old Wu, I'll give it to you! Stop talking, stop talking..."

Poor people?

Do you want to be so shameless? ?

With such a big yard, more than a dozen rooms, mountains, water, and ponds, and goldfish and turtles at home, is there a poor family like yours in the world? If you come from a poor family, then people all over the world are scrambling to get it and become a poor person.

"Thank you, Mr. Le, for understanding." Wu Youde said with a smile, and then extended his hand.

"..."

Le Wenyuan was speechless. The corner of his mouth twitched and he smiled dryly: "Old Wu, didn't we agree before? You promised to give me a few days of grace, and it's only been two days...

Slowly and slowly, don't be anxious, Old Wu!

Don’t worry, I, Le Wenyuan, have never been dishonest, my character is well-known, and I am a good-natured person!
Isn't it just a thousand yuan? What is it? I'll pay you back every minute in two days, without missing a penny!

Lao Wu, between us brothers, you still don’t believe me? "

Wu Youde glanced at him, curled his lips, and said nothing more.

He finally figured out that the thousand yuan was a bit hard to come by.

It's not that Le Wenyuan sincerely refuses to pay, but that this guy may not really have that much money...

In other words, this guy is far less rich than he thought.

Forget it, the days are still long, take your time.

Anyway, I can't let this thousand yuan fall on the ground. I earned it with my real talent and learning!

"Then I'll give you two more days of grace. I can't even get rid of the pot..." Wu Youde said.

Bullshit!

Who are you trying to fool? I just had dinner at your house the day before yesterday, okay?

That braised pork, that croaker, that soy sauce beef, that shredded chicken, and Moutai wine, are you almost unable to open the pot?

Le Wenyuan cursed secretly in his heart, but his face was full of smiles, "Okay, okay, Old Wu, I saw you right, good brother, let's go in and have a cup of tea."

As he said that, he walked forward happily and walked towards the main room.

Wu Youde was also convinced. He was really a rare person with such a thick skin.

But Le Wenyuan is a good brother, and it is difficult for him to chase people away, not to mention that he is still his creditor...

Throughout the ages, only debtors have chased creditors; creditors have never chased debtors.

If the creditor kicks the debtor away, who will pay him back?

So Wu Youde had no choice but to make tea and water.

……

"Hey Lao Wu, when I came in just now, I heard them saying that the rolling pin was very powerful...

Also, whoever likes to eat farts has to lie under other people’s butts to eat them? ? ? "

Thinking of what I heard in the front yard just now,
Le Wenyuan had a look of amazement on his face. He sat up straight and looked at Wu Youde in disbelief: "Old Wu, are there really such fierce people in your yard?"

Regarding Zhang Cuihua's fart eating yesterday, when Wu Youde got up in the morning and went to the door to receive the mail, he passed by the front yard and had already heard it from his aunt and others.

Wu Youde was also shocked at that time. He did not expect that there would be such a good show after he left the backyard yesterday afternoon.

Zhang Cuihua fainted in anger, and He Daqing actually used his own fart to wake him up...

Nima!

This operation is so explosive!
When Wu Youde heard this, he couldn't help but wonder why the Qing Dynasty shouted 666...

But what he didn't expect was that Zhang Cuihua could really endure it...

This is a real face-riding output! !
Can you endure this horse riding? ?
Zhang Cuihua, the layout is really big!
Wu Youde felt ashamed.

Seeing Le Wenyuan's eagerness for knowledge at this moment, he thought for a moment, nodded and said, "Yes, there are such fierce people. Do you want to get to know him?"

"What? Really??"

Le Wenyuan was stunned, with disbelief on his face. He was shocked and said: "Old Wu, that fart...she is so obsessed?
Could it be that he is sick? "

Le Wenyuan frowned, thought carefully for a long time, and slowly shook his head: "But I have never heard that there is such a... strange disease in this world?
It’s really strange…”

After a pause,
He asked again: "Old Wu, what does the rolling pin mean? I saw that when they mentioned the rolling pin just now, they all laughed very weirdly..."

Seeing that Le Wenyuan was really curious, Wu Youde twitched the corner of his mouth and gave him a brief explanation...

After speaking,
He glanced at Le Wenyuan and said with a smile: "You are so interested in her, how about I match you two and you marry her as your wife?"

Le Wenyuan's face turned pale, and he stood up suddenly, staring at Wu Youde with a look of sorrow and anger: "Old Wu, don't I just owe you a thousand yuan?

It’s not like I won’t pay you back, are you going to kill me? "

Wu Youde snorted and sneered: "Then you'd better pay me back as soon as possible, otherwise... I'll get you drunk one day and let her serve you."

Le Wenyuan shuddered, swallowed furiously, and nodded repeatedly with a dry smile.

He picked up the tea bowl and drank all the tea in one gulp. He suppressed the fear in his heart. He didn't want to stay in this courtyard any longer. He stood up and shouted hurriedly: "Come on, Old Wu, let's go drink!"

Wu Youde looked at his watch. It was already eleven o'clock and almost noon.

Thinking of Qin Huairu and Xue Chunmei, they still didn't know when they would wake up. If they were at home, they still wouldn't have lunch, so he nodded in agreement.

……

When you say Cao Cao and Cao Cao are coming, you really have nothing to fear!

As soon as the two of them walked out of the yard, they met Zhang Cuihua...

Wu Youde stopped and looked up and down, and found that Zhang Cuihua's eyes were sunken, her face was blue, and she exuded a strong air of resentment.

Wu Youde rolled his eyes and shouted: "Zhang Cuihua."

Zhang Cuihua lowered her head and was about to go to the public toilet. When she heard someone calling her, she turned around and saw Wu Youde. Without saying a word, she turned around and was about to leave.

Are you ignoring yourself?

Wu Youde smiled and shouted: "Zhang Cuihua, do you and He Daqing want to divorce? If you divorce, I can introduce you to a better one later!"

Having said this, he glanced at the curious Le Wenyuan next to him, and then said with a smile: "A hundred times better than He Daqing!
Do you want? "

Le Wenyuan was startled at first and looked at Wu Youde inexplicably.

Then, he thought about ten minutes ago, Wu Youde said that he would introduce his wife to him...

He looked at Zhang Cuihua...

That fierce man who can control two rolling pins and dare to eat farts!

"Wu Youde, it belongs to your uncle!!"

Le Wenyuan let out a sad and angry roar, pushed the bicycle and ran wildly. He jumped up as soon as he started, pedaling like hot wheels with his feet.

In the blink of an eye, the bike disappeared...

Zhang Cuihua looked at Le Wenyuan who was running away in a hurry, with a puzzled look on her face.

"Neuropathy!!"

She cursed in a low voice, and glared at Wu Youde with those triangular eyes, cursing in her heart: Damn!
How could you be so kind, a piece of shit?

The weasel greets the rooster!
I won’t fall for your dog! !

Zhang Cuihua withdrew her gaze, turned around and left, without saying a word to Wu Youde from beginning to end.

It wasn't that she didn't want to scold him, but that she didn't dare to do it anymore after being punished by Wu Youde several times.

So scared.

We don’t know how to scold you on the face, but we scold you in our hearts, scolding your ancestors for eighteen generations, scolding your children and grandchildren for eighteen generations!

They are all bastards and deserve to die!
……

　Sorry, I have been delayed for the past two days. Normal updates will resume tomorrow.

　　I'm sorry~(.＿.)I'm sorry~
　　
　
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