Siheyuan: If I marry Qin Huairu, I will become stronger by showing off.

Chapter 360 Zhang Cuihua is so angry that Ding Xiu turns over and sings!
"Youde, why did you buy so many electric fans? My dear, is this too much?"

Yan Bugui squatted on the ground, caressing the electric fan back and forth with his hands, his face was intoxicated, and then he felt pain in his body, and he was chewing his teeth.

"There are many people in my house now, one in each room." Wu Youde said.

Yan Bugui groaned and said in disbelief: "One for each room???"

“It’s hot in the summer, and it would be too difficult without a fan!”

After a pause, Wu Youde smiled and said: "We are all one family, we can't favor one over the other, let this one use it and not let that one use it, right?"

"That's not right either!!"

Today is Sunday and most people have the day off, so Liu Haizhong is there too.

His little eyes quickly scanned the yard, "You and Huairu use one, Chunmei, Miss Bai, Miss Cuiqing and sister-in-law Cuizhi, five fans in total are enough?"

If you are virtuous, you should buy three more units! "

"Oh."

Wu Youde said calmly: "There is also a kitchen and a main room, which need to be used as well. There is also a Yuyu room. Just call Yuyu sister my brother. I can't treat her badly, right? Haha!"

"..."

Everyone in the courtyard was numb.

Do you still use a fan in the kitchen? ?
Isn’t this a waste of natural resources?

The aunt said: "You are moral, why do you need such foreign gadgets in the kitchen? Such good things are just useless in the kitchen!"

"Yes, it's such a waste. The kitchen is so smoky, and there's so much oil fume. Why shouldn't this good thing be ruined if we put it in the kitchen?" Second Aunt agreed.

"If you are virtuous, you should be cautious. This thing is very valuable!"

Yan Bugui advised kindly: "Don't break something with two hundred yuan after only two days of use. That would be such a pity. What can you do with two hundred yuan?"

Damn it, I haven’t used it yet, so you’re going to curse me for it breaking after only two days of use, right?
Wu Youde glanced at him and secretly cursed the old boy for his bad intentions.

"The kitchen can be extremely hot in the summer. If there is no fan, I can't even move. I don't want my wife to suffer every day. She cooks food and drinks for me every day. It's already hard enough, but she also has to suffer from the heat... "

Wu Youde shook his head and said seriously: "Don't say I have money now, even if I don't have money...

I was selling iron and land, and I had to buy an electric fan to put in the kitchen to keep my wife cool!

Don't let her suffer like that! ! "

As soon as he said this, everyone who had just regained consciousness became numb again!
Men are silent, women are envious.

They looked at Qin Huairu one by one, their eyes almost filled with envy. This made Qin Huairu, who was standing in the courtyard, so beautiful in her heart...

Her little mouth almost reached behind her ears, her eyebrows were dancing and her heart was full of joy.

Wu Youde said again: "Huai Ru, go get an electric plugboard and try the electric fan for everyone to see."

Everyone: "..."

Show off!
What are you talking about?
Isn’t it just an electric fan?
Did we say we wanted to see it? ?
Everyone was indignant and cursed in their hearts, but no one left. The feet seemed to have grown to the ground, motionless.

The electrical outlet will be coming soon.

At the junk recycling store, Qin Huairu had already used an electric fan, so she took the plug and plugged it in quickly, and then turned the knob.

"Om~~"

The fan spun quickly.

"Wow!!!"

"Turning around, spinning around!"

"Good guy, this thing is spinning so fast, I can't even see clearly. Oh my god! Why is it spinning so fast?"

The crowd immediately went crazy. Everyone stared at the electric fan with their eyes wide open, and their eyeballs almost fell off.

Yan Bugui was even more exaggerated. He trotted to the electric fan, then narrowed his eyes and raised his eyebrows, as if on the eve of the sage's moment.

"Ah! It's so cool...so cool..."

"The wind is too cold, it's so comfortable, eh! So comfortable and comfortable!!"

"Tsk tsk...this foreign thing is really good!"

After saying that, he felt quiet around him. When he opened his eyes, he found that everyone was looking at him, and their faces were...

Very weird? !

Yan Bugui was confused and wondered: "What's wrong, why are you looking at me like this? This electric fan is really good, it's very cool.

I'll fan it for a while, and let you blow it and feel it later. "

Xu Damao said: "Master, are you still cool now?"

"It's cool, it's cool!"

Yan Bugui said with a smile: "Da Mao, don't worry, let me fan you for a while. This man is afraid of heat when he is old, and he can't compare with you young people."

Xu Damao shook his head, "No need, Sir, you can fan yourself."

"Hey, good, good!"

Yan Bu was overjoyed and praised: "Da Mao, you are becoming more and more sensible now, good!"

Xu Damao grinned brightly.

"dad!"

Yan Jiecheng in the crowd couldn't help it anymore. He pointed behind Yan Bugui and said, "The electric fan has stopped a long time ago. Sister Qin just unplugged it."

? !
The smile on Yan Bugui's face faltered, and he quickly turned his head, only to see that the fan was not moving at all.

This……

His old face instantly turned red, and he felt angry and ashamed. He just wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.

However, he also has quick wits.

"Hey! I know it's stopped, but didn't I just say it?"

"The wind blown by this electric fan is extremely cool, and it feels chilly on my body. Even though it has stopped now, there is no wind, but on my body..."

"It's still cold now!"

finished,

Yan Bugui looked at Qin Huairu again and said with some gratitude: "Huairu, thank you for turning it off. If you hadn't turned it off, I would have caught a cold if I kept blowing it for a while!"

Good guy, he really frightened everyone with his nonsense.

Everyone looked at the electric fan with surprise in their eyes!
So amazing?

so smart?

Xu Damao said: "Master, are you telling the truth? Just blow it for a few seconds. It has been several minutes, and you are still cold?"

"That's not the case!"

Yan Bugui raised his head and said in a deep voice: "Can this uncle still lie to you? If you don't believe it, ask Huairu to open it again and you can try blowing it."

"If you don't turn it on, it will waste electricity." Qin Huairu refused directly.

"Haha, then there's nothing we can do about it..."

Yan Bugui said with a smile, feeling a little disappointed. He wanted to play for a while longer.

Hearing what he said was so mysterious, everyone looked at the electric fan with even more interest, feeling itchy in their hearts like a cat scratching.

suddenly,

Ding Xiu in the crowd took Jia Dongxu's arm and said excitedly: "Shall we also buy an electric fan? Then it won't be too hot this summer, okay?"

Jia Dongxu's face suddenly became very tangled, "Didn't we agree to buy a sewing machine? What kind of electric fan?"

"Don't buy a sewing machine yet. I can make clothes without a sewing machine."

Ding Xiu looked at the electric fan, his eyes shining, "This electric fan is so good, didn't you listen to what the old man said just now? The wind blowing is very cold!
If there was an electric fan in this house, it would be cool at home every day. How beautiful would it be? "

Jia Dongxu still shook his head, "We have cattail leaf fans at home, this..."

Before he finished speaking, Ding Xiu interrupted: "Jia Dongxu, I'm still pregnant with your son. Pregnant women are naturally afraid of heat. It's summer again, and it's almost here...

Aren't you afraid of making me hot?

If I get too hot, then your son will...

Also, what is the use of cattail leaf fan? Then you have to keep fanning to get wind. Do you fan me at home every day?

It’s your son anyway, if you’re not afraid of what may happen to him…

It’s up to you to figure it out! "

Jia Dongxu: "..."

Son, this is his weakness.

Now at home, Ding Xiu kept his word and ordered him to do this and that every day. He even gave him the water to wash his feet.

Not only was he responsible for fetching water, he was also responsible for washing Ding Xiu's feet.

Jia Dongxu felt aggrieved and helpless, but he had no choice. Who made Ding Xiu pregnant with his son?

At this moment, when he heard Ding Xiu talking about the child in his belly, he suddenly became numb again and didn't know what to do... Buying this electric fan for 200 yuan was a complete waste in his opinion!
Can't you buy something with this money?
That cattail leaf fan is so good, it can also fan the wind!

Just when Jia Dongxu was thinking about how to persuade Ding Xiu, Zhang Cuihua on the side couldn't help it. She angrily yelled: "Don't buy it!!"

"You don't look at your own moral character and you still want to use an electric fan? What's wrong with being pregnant? Who hasn't been pregnant? Why are you so delicate and afraid of heating the baby? Why are we all fine?

I think you just want to enjoy yourself. Who do you think you are? I really made a fool of myself! "

Ding Xiu raised her eyebrows and retorted: "What does it have to do with you whether I buy it or not? Do you care about it? It's a broken shoe!
Let me tell you, my family has decided to buy this electric fan!

Do you think your son will buy it for me? If you don’t believe it, just watch, broken shoes! ! "

Listening to the conversation between the two, everyone said it was so exciting!
While yelling at her mother-in-law about broken shoes, she also asked her son to buy an electric fan for her.

Boy, this is a blast!
Zhang Cuihua was so angry that her liver ached, and the corners of her mouth twitched. She was about to continue cursing when she suddenly started laughing.

"Hahahahaha..."

"Hahaha……"

Zhang Cuihua looked up to the sky and laughed, laughing forward and back.

"Oh shit, is she crazy?"

"Are you so angry? This...good guy!!"

"It's amazing. Ding Xiu won this time. It made Zhang Cuihua crazy. No one will find fault with her in the future!"

Hearing everyone's discussion, Zhang Cuihua's laughter stopped suddenly, and she looked at everyone fiercely with her triangular eyes, "I'll accompany you! You are the ones who are crazy! Your whole family is crazy!!"

"Ding Xiu, you coward, don't you want to buy an electric fan? You buy it... even if you buy it, you won't be able to use it!"

"This electric fan needs electricity. Does your home have electricity? Is there electricity?"

"Hahaha, are you stupid? You won't be able to use it even if you buy it!"

"Young hooves, why don't you buy an electric fan? It'll be cool just by looking at it, right? Hahahaha..."

Zhang Cuihua was very proud, and her heart was filled with joy when she saw Ding Xiu being so arrogant!

Her words made everyone present react and suddenly realize.

"Yeah! Why didn't I think of it? Why didn't I think of such an obvious truth just now?"

"You're careless. What's the name of an electric fan if there's no electricity? You can't come back and blow it with your mouth, right? There are only houses in this alley with electricity, and Ding Xiu is also high-spirited, and the toad is blowing the air!"

"Isn't that right, Ding Xiu, if you want to buy an electric fan, you should first pull back the wires in your house. How much did you spend on pulling the wires back last time?"

"The optical cables are already three hundred dollars short, and there is money for the electric meter, which is also very valuable. Plus the installation fee of the master, it adds up to five hundred dollars!"

"Ding Xiu, did you hear that? You prepare 700 yuan to pull out wires and buy an electric fan, so that you can blow the fan and your son won't be hot..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone burst into laughter, too happy to do anything.

However, Ding Xiu's expression remained unchanged. There was no trace of annoyance, disappointment, embarrassment or depression on her face. She seemed very stable.

Her reaction made Wu Youde a little puzzled.

Is this a bit abnormal?

Is she really planning to let Jia Dongxu pull another wire back?
Then this is... awesome!
So awesome! !
Wu Youde looked at Ding Xiu and said to himself, Xiu'er, are you really so brave?
But the next moment, he was stunned because he found Ding Xiu walking towards him.

Wu Youde's heart skipped a beat. Wasn't this because he wanted to borrow money from himself?
Then you made the wrong calculation...

Sorry, money and women will not be loaned out!
Then, Wu Youde found that he had guessed wrong again...

Ding Xiu actually said: "If you are virtuous, can you let me pull a wire back from your house?"

What?
Wu Youde was suddenly stunned.

Ding Xiu smiled and pointed to the electric plug-in board that Qin Huairu had just pulled out on the ground, and said with a smile: "Just like this, this is called...an electric plug-in board, right?"

"Youde, anyway, my house is in the backyard. We are so close, only about ten meters at most. I will also buy this electric socket and plug it into your house to pull it back. Won't my house have electricity?"

"Don't worry, Youde. I will pay you as much electricity as my home uses. I won't let you lose money. Do you think this will work?"

Ding Xiu sighed again and said sincerely: "You are virtuous. Auntie is pregnant now. She can't eat or sleep well every day. It's summer and she's suffocated to death every day.

If you are virtuous, just treat yourself as a helpful aunt..."

Talking,

Her voice was choked up, as if she was moved.

Good guy, that’s great!
Wu Youde really admired Ding Xiu at this time. He didn't expect that the other party could think of such a strange trick!

Pull the fly line.

Not to mention, this trick really works, it’s simple and trouble-free, and it can be done in minutes.

Damn it, you are a genius too!

However, I admired him, but Wu Youde was a little embarrassed at this time. Should he agree or not?

He originally wanted to refuse directly and not let Ding Xiu take advantage of this.

But when he saw the nervousness on Jia Dongxu's face, the unwillingness on Zhang Cuihua's face, the sinister look on Yi Zhonghai's face...

Wu Youde suddenly became enlightened and nodded happily.

"Row!"

"But Aunt Ding, we have to agree in advance how to calculate the electricity bill!"

Wu Youde said with a smile. When he said this, his eyes turned around on the faces of Jia Dongxu, Zhang Cuihua and Yi Zhonghai.

Hahaha!
It was as he expected, and upon hearing this, he agreed to let Ding Xiu use electricity.

The expressions of these three people all changed. One was confused, the other depressed.

All of them had grimaces and frowns, as if their parents had just died and were constipated again...

This is pretty good~
Build your own happiness on the pain of others, and your happiness will be doubled directly!
So cool~
Wu Youde quietly praised his decision. I agree with everything you object to.

Listen to his promise,

Ding Xiu was overjoyed, laughing so hard that her mouth reached the back of her head, and she said happily: "Okay, okay, you are virtuous, my aunt is really right about you!
Otherwise, you are the most capable in this whole alley, and your character is on display here!
Youde, my family has never used electricity before. I don’t know how much the electricity price is.

You tell Auntie, she can’t let you suffer anyway, so I can’t thank you enough for letting Auntie pull the wires from your house..."

The words are beautiful, but they are quite false.

Wu Youde smiled and said calmly: "Aunt Ding, you pulled the wires from my house and used my electric meter, so you can't calculate the electricity consumption.

Well, let’s calculate it by the hour. One dollar a day will allow you to use electricity for five hours. I don't make money from you either. You can go to the power station and ask about it. The price charged by the power station is one yuan per unit of electricity.

This electric fan consumes more electricity than a light bulb, so the electricity cost of running the electric fan for five hours is definitely more than one kilowatt hour. I mainly find it troublesome to calculate. If I lose a little, I will lose a little, and I will charge you a dollar! "

in fact,

If you run an electric fan for five hours, it won't use one kilowatt hour of electricity.

How powerful is this electric fan?

But no one in the academy understood physics knowledge, and they all thought it was what Wu Youde said.

When I heard this, I felt that Wu Youde was so generous!
In order to save trouble, just charge one yuan. Then Ding Xiu will make more than ten yuan in this month?
Ding Xiu also thought so. When she heard what Wu Youde said, she immediately agreed happily: "Okay, okay!

If you are virtuous, then it's settled. When I buy an electric fan from my house later, I'll come to your house to pull the wires.

Youde, you are such a nice person, thank you! "

Wu Youde smiled lightly and waved his hand casually, indicating that this was no big deal.

Ding Xiu took Jia Dongxu and hurried away, presumably to go home and discuss buying an electric fan with Jia Dongxu.

Seeing the two people leaving,

Everyone in the courtyard had different expressions. When Xu Damao saw Yan Bugui's eyes rolling around behind his glasses, he smiled and said, "Master, are you scheming again?"

Yan Bugui smiled and said nothing.

Xu Damao said: "Master, don't you always say that you will be poor if you don't have enough food and drink, and you will suffer poverty if you don't calculate it?

What a great opportunity now!
Angkor just said that for just one yuan a day, you can use electricity for five hours.

If you think about it, for such a big electric fan, I estimate that if you turn it on for two hours, it will use one kilowatt-hour of electricity. Ah, then the remaining three hours will be wasted!
If you do the math again, if three hours is calculated as one kilowatt hour of electricity, then you are equivalent to making one dollar in vain every day! That’s thirty yuan a month!

Sir, do you think this is the truth? "

Yan Bugui's eyes became brighter and brighter. He had already thought of this truth just now, but there was still a huge problem before him.

No electric fan! !

Seeing Xu Damao's smiling face, Yan Bugui's heart moved, and eagerness came to his heart again.

"Da Mao, what you said is right. Otherwise, he is still virtuous. He is trying to help everyone in a different way!"

After first praising Wu Youde, Yan Bugui said: "Otherwise..."

……

It's the first month of the month, bro, do you have a monthly pass?
But you can’t let it expire~~~
Please, dear brothers, please let me break through three digits in monthly votes this month! !

(End of this chapter)