Siheyuan: If I marry Qin Huairu, I will become stronger by showing off.

Chapter 361: Yan Bugui’s dictatorship started at the end of Qing Ping’s life!

"How great would it be if we jointly bought an electric fan and we could all blow it together?"

Yan Bugui looked at everyone with a smile and said proudly: "This is cool and doesn't cost a lot of money, so why not do it?"

Want to buy an electric fan together?
This proposal stunned everyone. What kind of magical operation is this?
Xu Damao asked stupidly and subconsciously: "Master, what do you think is the way to buy this partnership?"

"It's very simple!"

Yan Bugui smiled confidently, and then said: "For example, Damao's family, Lao Liu, Sha Zhu'er, Lao Yi, plus my family.

We happen to be five families, right?

This electric fan costs 200 yuan each. If five of us jointly buy one, each family only needs to pay 40 yuan.

Didn’t you say you have virtue? For one dollar a day, the electric fan can be turned on for five hours.

This is just right. When the time comes, our family will only need to pay 20 cents a day if we use it for an hour.

Hahaha, how about it? Is this a good idea? "

When everyone heard this, they all looked at each other in silence.

This method... is good!

Xu Damao's eyes suddenly lit up and he said cheerfully: "Hey? Sir, this is a good idea. When you buy the electric fan, you can put it in my house. If any of you use it, go to my house and get it!"

"Why should I let it go to your house? Everyone bought it with money, so it's public property!" Silly Zhuer retorted directly.

Yan Bugui said: "Yes, that's the truth. As the steward of our courtyard, if the partners buy it, the electric fan will be placed in my house and I will be responsible for keeping it."

Liu Haizhong was a little unhappy and retorted: "Lao Yan, what you said is wrong, I am also the steward of our courtyard, why can't you let me keep it?

Besides, Lao Yan, given your family’s situation, do you still have spare money to buy an electric fan?

Let’s not talk about the forty yuan, but just talk about the two cents a day for electricity. Are you willing to do it? Two cents can buy half a pound of pork.

Calculate how many pounds of pork you can buy in this month?

Lao Yan, I advise you to think about it again, but don’t be impulsive and regret it later, crying into your pillow in the middle of the night! "

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone laughed and looked at Yan Bugui happily.

Who in the whole hospital doesn’t know that he is the stingiest?

His family eats pickles at all costs. Each meal has a quantity limit, and his calculation skills are unparalleled in the world!
Just when everyone thought that Yanbu Guihui would regret and back down, he suddenly adjusted his glasses, raised the corners of his mouth and snorted: "Isn't it just a few dozen yuan? Old Liu, don't look down on others!"

"Huh?"

Liu Haizhong glanced at him sideways, still not believing it, "Lao Yan, do you really want to buy it? A man must keep his word and be firm!"

"Hmph! Lao Liu, as long as you help me, I will too!" Yan Bugui said with a smile.

His reaction was beyond everyone's expectations. Even Wu Youde, who was watching the excitement, did not expect that the always-competitive mathematician would be so grand this time.

Wu Youde decided to lend a hand and said with a smile: "Let me say something first, if you and I join forces to buy electric fans, I agree to pull the wires from my house.

The fee is the same as what I just told Aunt Ding. Everyone is my tenant. As the landlord, I should take care of everyone. This is what I should do. "

"Angkor, you are so open-minded!"

Xu Damao was overjoyed and said happily: "First and second uncles, if you really go out of your way to buy an electric fan, count me in. I have never used an electric fan in my whole life.

Don't worry, my family is rich, right dad? "

Xu Wood nodded proudly and said solemnly: "That's right, it's only forty yuan, I'm out!"

He said this very forcefully. Both he and Xu Damao worked as projectionists at the steel rolling mill. They both had wages, and the family burden was small. When they usually went out to show movies, they could also collect some souvenirs.

Forty yuan, for his family, is only a month's salary for the father and son.

Liu Haizhong was a little confused. Why was he suddenly picked up?

And this Yan Laoxi, he drank too much today, so he’s not ready to pass, is he?
Row!
I can't believe you, a guy like you who picks his asshole and squirms with his fingers, can be so arrogant! !

Liu Haizhong put his hands back and stretched out his belly. He showed a strong leadership style and said loudly: "Okay, Lao Yan, you can take the money. You can take out the forty yuan first, and I will go home and get the money right away!"

Yan Bugui adjusted his glasses, smiled evilly, turned to the aunt and said, "Yuhong, go home and get the money!"

Boom~
Everyone was in an uproar, and everyone became excited involuntarily.

"Good guy! Did I hear you correctly? Is it true that the First Master is coming?"

"It looks like the uncle is going to get hard this time. Okay, okay, he is a man. Mom, why don't you go home and get the money? Don't let the uncle's face fall to the ground!"

"Good guy! Good guy! I didn't expect that the first master has such a heroic side. What a good job, first master~~"

"Master, I support you. If you don't make steamed buns to fight for your reputation, we can't be embarrassed, right? At the worst, we can just eat steamed buns for a year... Hahaha..."

"Master, you are mighty and domineering! Master, please buy the electric fan and let me go to your house to fan it for a while!"

A group of people talked about everything, were noisy and lively.

Yan Bugui looked calm as he listened to everyone's teasing. Seeing his mother-in-law Sun Yuhong not moving, he frowned and said, "Go quickly, why are you standing there in a daze! Hurry up!!"

Sun Yuhong asked: "Old Yan, do you really want to take it?"

"nonsense!!"

Sun Yuhong turned around and went home...

Seeing that she really came back, everyone became more excited and talked more enthusiastically.

After a while, Sun Yuhong left and returned.

"Give!"

Yan Bugui took the money, spread his hands and raised his bangs, "Old Liu, it's your turn."

Liu Haizhong: "..."

He felt like he was sitting on wax.

Damn it, are you really kidding me? !
Forty yuan...

The electricity bill is two cents a day...

How many eggs can you buy with just two cents, and how many fried eggs can you eat?
His bangs hurt a lot, and he didn't want to buy some broken electric fan. A cattail leaf fan could do the job!

But at this moment, facing the gazes of everyone in the hospital, who were gloating about the misfortune and ready to laugh, he couldn't say anything else.

If so,

His face has been completely disgraced today, and he threw it on the ground and was trampled on by others!

Liu Haizhong was unwilling to give in, and rolled his eyes, thinking about it.

"Lao Yan, don't keep staring at me. Didn't you just say that five families will buy an electric fan together, and now only Lao Xu has agreed to pay for it.

There are also Sha Zhuer and Lao Yi...

If they don't contribute money, then they can't buy it!

You should ask them what they mean first, so as not to be happy and fussy. Lao Yan, I’m not telling you, you’re not too young anymore, so it’s better to be on the safe side! "

As he spoke, Liu Haizhong looked at Sha Zhuer and Yi Zhonghai.

I thought to myself that for more than 40 yuan, I could blow an electric fan for an hour a day. These two people would not agree to such a stupid thing, right?

Especially since there is Zhang Cuihua in Yi Zhonghai's family now, this woman is not easy to fool.

But I never thought that Yan Bugui didn't even speak as soon as Liu Haizhong finished speaking.

Zhang Cuihua shouted, "Who said my family doesn't agree? My family agrees!"
purchase! Isn’t it just forty yuan? Yan Laoxi, count yourself as a member of my family! "

Liu Haizhong: "..."

This stupid woman overestimated her just now.

Damn it, you deserve to be tortured by the rolling pin, why don't I torture you to death!

Liu Haizhong asked anxiously: "Zhang Cuihua, does what you say work? Can you be Lao Yi's home?"

"Bullshit! I don't think it's his home, but yours?"

Zhang Cuihua curled her lips and said sarcastically: "Fat Liu, if you don't want to pay, just say so. Just admit that you are a poor person and you'll be done with it, and you'll save yourself the embarrassment later."

Bangs was angry, and he didn't bother arguing with her. He went to see Yi Zhonghai again: "Old Yi, did you really pay for the electric fan???"

Yi Zhonghai has become taciturn recently, usually with a sullen face, as if someone owes him five million.

Facing Liu Haizhong's inquiry at this time, he nodded and said in a deep voice: "Buy!"

Liu Haizhong's heart twitched, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

"Si Zhu'er, what about you? Do you want to buy it?"

"Silly Zhu'er, your father has gone in, and you still have to take care of Yuyu. You are already a grown man, and you have to ask for a wife right now. Look at Jia Dongxu, who is not much older than you. He will be a father by the end of the year..."

"Your father's life is over, and the He family will be pointing at you from now on! You don't want the He family to end their relationship with you and become extinct, right?"

"Silly Zhu'er, you will have many places to spend money in the future!"

"Don't you dare spend money randomly, Silly Zhu'er. You have to think carefully about everything and think twice before you act. If you regret it in the future, it will be too late to regret it!"

"By the way, Zhu'er, Yuyu lives in Youde's house. Although Youde bought an electric fan for Yuyu, you can't let Youde pay for the electricity bill of the electric fan, right? That's just It’s so rude…”

Wu Youde said: "It's okay, second uncle, I bought an electric fan, what's the electricity bill left?

When Yuyu calls me brother, I have to fulfill my duty as a brother, right?
Zhuzi, don't worry about the rainwater. You don't have to pay a penny for the electricity bill. I'll cover it all! "

Silly Zhuer smiled from ear to ear and kept saying: "How can it be done? How can it be done? Brother Angkor, why is this so embarrassing?"

Wu Youde waved his hand, indicating that there was no need to say more.

Silly Zhuer looked at Liu Haizhong with a smile, "Second uncle, I also want to try what it feels like to fan an electric fan."

Liu Haizhong: "..."

Yan Bugui was very proud and said cheerfully: "Old Liu, why are you still standing there? Go back and get the money!"

Liu Haizhong: "..."

Yan Bugui looked at his constipated appearance and felt happy in his heart. He said again: "Old Liu, you don't want to go back on your promise and go back on your word, right?

Everyone is watching!
If you want to cheat...

That's okay, but I think that only people with high moral character can be the stewards of our courtyard! Such an important position should not be given to a person who has no credibility and dares to go back on his word in front of everyone!

Let’s all talk about it, is this true? "

Everyone echoed one after another, shouting and shouting, very excited, and all stood on Yan Bugui's side.

Seeing this scene, Liu Haizhong was shocked, and cold sweat broke out on his back.

He understood clearly and figured out what Yan Bugui was thinking. It turned out that this old boy had this idea...

My heart will never die!

You old thief! !
Now that you have usurped the throne and become the first uncle, you are still eyeing my position as the second uncle. Are you suppressing dissidents and trying to establish a dictatorship?
hum!

I will definitely not be able to do what you want! !

When it comes to being an official, Liu Haizhong is very positive. Although the second uncle in charge is not a serious official, he is still considered a figure among the hundred or so people in this courtyard.

During the children's assembly in the hospital, he can sit in the second place!

This is showing off, this is power!

No matter what, this position must be kept! !

Liu Haizhong snorted coldly, straightened his waist again, looked around proudly, and said loudly: "Wang Juan, take the money!"

The second aunt's face looked so ugly. She wanted to persuade him again, but her eyes in her bangs were as wide as bells. She knew that her man was angry and he was going to take action.

Then your advice is in vain, and you won’t listen to yourself.

She stamped her feet angrily, and then left angrily.

Five minutes later, Wang Juan brought 40 yuan.

Immediately afterwards, Sha Zhuer, Yi Zhonghai, and Xu Wood all brought the money one after another.

Two hundred yuan is enough.

The atmosphere in the courtyard reached its peak at this moment!
"Oh okay~~~"

“Buy an electric fan, buy an electric fan!!”

"Let's go shopping together, let's go now!!"

Yan Bugui and others were all excited, their faces flushed, their hearts racing, and they all ran out excitedly, shouting.

When a few of them ran away like this, the rest of the people dispersed one after another when they saw that there was no fun to be seen.

The yard is finally clean.

……

Xue Chunmei closed the courtyard door,
He breathed a long sigh of relief and muttered: "Finally everyone is gone, it was so noisy."

Qin Huairu smiled and said: "Brother Wu, are you really ready to let them use our electricity?"

"Well, use it, it's not like I won't give you money, it's convenient for others and for yourself!" Wu Youde said with a smile.

"Brother Wu, you are too kind. If it were me, I wouldn't let them use it. Why? We pay for installing electric meters and pulling wires at our house."

Qin Huairu pouted, a little dissatisfied: "They didn't pay a penny, so they just used our things for nothing.

Oh, by the way, I only get one dollar for using our appliances for five hours. "

"pia~~"

Wu Youde raised his hand and slapped her buttocks, laughing and scolding: "You stingy kid, you really don't suffer at all!"

Qin Huairu rubbed it and smiled sweetly, "I'm just so angry anyway~"

"pia!~~"

"Hey? Why did you hit me?" Xue Chunmei trembled, covered her hands with her hands, and said coquettishly: "I didn't mess with you!"

"My hands are itchy, okay?"

Wu Youde spoke confidently and smiled: "I saw you snickering just now. What are you laughing at?"

After saying that, he lowered his eyes.

Today, Xue Chunmei is wearing a lake blue embroidered cheongsam, a pair of white high heels, and a pair of flesh-colored stockings on her legs.

It is pleasing to the eye and moves the index finger.

"Come, sit here with me." Wu Youde patted the open space next to the rocking chair.

Xue Chunmei rubbed her buttocks, quickly took a step back, and said angrily: "This is outside, Jin Yu Jin Yao and the others are still over there, how embarrassing it would be if they were seen!"

"It's okay, what do children know?"

"Children don't understand, don't aunts also understand?"

"Forehead……"

Only then did Wu Youde remember that there was Lin Cuizhi at home.

He smacked his lips and had no choice but to give up, but he felt very regretful because the place at home was still small...

"Sister Mei, what were you laughing at just now?"

"I...haha...I just feel that with his temperament, he will definitely not suffer. He is not the one who suffers! You are still complaining for him...hahaha..."

Xue Chunmei's words made Qin Huairu a little confused.

"Really?"

"Of course, I still think...

He should have dug a hole for the first man and his family, waiting for them to jump out of it, including Jia Dongxu's family.

It’s ridiculous that they all think they are taking advantage of us and are so complacent, hahaha..."

Qin Huairu looked at Wu Youde, "Brother Wu, what kind of hole did you dig?"

Wu Youde glared at Xue Chunmei, but the woman stuck out her tongue at him, which made him so funny that he reached out and tapped her.

"Okay, you asked for it. I'll use your tongue tonight."

"You can use it, I still want to eat it~~"

"..."

Wu Youde can't be punished anymore, this bitch is getting more and more angry now.

She would never say such words before.

It seemed that he had been successful in training recently, and Wu Youde was in a good mood.

He explained to Qin Huairu: "One degree of electricity can not only allow the electric fan to work for five hours, but at least eight hours.

Therefore, by charging them one dollar an hour, not only do we not lose money, we actually make a profit! "

"Oh, that's it, that's good."

Qin Huairu suddenly realized it and his mood suddenly became better.

In fact, this is only the most superficial reason. Wu Youde can't explain the deeper reason. He can't say that he just wants to disgust Yi Zhonghai and Zhang Cuihua, right?
in addition,

He felt that Yan Bugui and the others' partnership to buy an electric fan was very unreliable.

how to say?

Things purchased by this partner are most likely to cause conflicts and disputes.

Without exception!

Wu Youde was just waiting for them to start a dispute and watch the fun~
Anyway, idle time is idle, and it’s good to watch some lively activities, just to pass the time and cultivate your sentiments.

……

Yan Bugui and others acted quickly and bought the electric fan back on the same day.

A group of them almost carried the electric fan back. They were so ostentatious along the way, especially when they reached Nanluogu Alley, they stopped and walked.

Whenever I see someone, I will stop and show them the electric fan they just bought.

"Dongfanghong brand! This is a big brand, and the quality is amazing!"

"It's not that expensive, less than three hundred yuan..."

"Oh, let me tell you, this electric fan is really a good thing. When the power is turned on, the air blows and the air is cool."

"If you don't have this thing at home in the summer, you won't be able to live it. It's not a human life!"

"Don't believe it, the wind blown by this electric fan is different from the wind blown by the cattail leaf fan. Let me tell you this, I have to cover myself with a quilt when I use the electric fan...otherwise I will catch a cold!"

"In the past, Cixi had to go to Chengde to escape the heat in the summer, but we don't have to, we can stay home and cool down..."

"Go to our courtyard when you have time and watch me blow on the electric fan!"

……

Yan Bugui and the others are very efficient.

But here in Ding Xiu, progress was slow. The two had a fight when they got home that day, and Jia Dongxu refused to buy an electric fan.

Ding Xiu is so angry. In front of two hundred yuan, the son in her belly can no longer function...

The next day, the two quarreled at home again.

On the third day, again.

Then on the fourth day, Ding Xiu calmed down and stopped arguing. She even cooked for Jia Dongxu and played the trumpet for him.

Jia Dongxu was waiting at ease.

The same goes for the fifth day.

In the blink of an eye, a week has passed.

Wu Youde thought that Ding Xiu had given up and stopped buying electric fans, but he didn't expect...

……

(End of this chapter)