Give them a little funny shock

Chapter 33 I have to participate now ()

The smile on the honest man's face froze, and he didn't reply to Wu Yun for a long time. Seeing that the other party didn't respond and seeing the expression on his face, I felt bored, so I turned back and looked at the middle-aged man again. What was his name? Huang Xun asked him:
  "So this fox has turned into a jade-faced empress. Is she big or pretty?"

Just like what was said in the carriage before, for Wu Yun, this mission world is just a vacation, a long vacation.

Although he only lived for about fifty years in total, these twenty years of mission time were equivalent to nearly half of his life.

But time is a very long thing for Wu Yun. A mere twenty years is just a short moment in the long life that he will experience.

Therefore, in this aspect, compared to those teammates in the carriage who may be short-lived, he is much better at adapting to the long time he has to go through during the mission.

Since it was just a pleasant vacation, Wu Yun's concerns in this 'holiday-style' mission world were naturally different from those of ordinary people.

The so-called 'recruitment conference' held by the Jade-faced Empress should be a good opportunity for all the intruders born in this area.

Of course, the premise is that they have the ability to show their abilities at the conference, pass the assessment, be appreciated by the empress, and gain her protection.

Then, from then on, they can truly gain a foothold in this world. And using Yun and Yuan Zhou controlled by the Jade-faced Empress as the stage, they write their stories and legends.

This should be a normal process that a normal dimensional intruder would go through in the early stages of this world.

But obviously, Wu Yun is not a 'normal' dimensional intruder.

"What are you doing?" Wu Yun just turned around and saw at a glance the middle-aged man Huang Xun who was moving at the table where he was sitting, deliberately moving a little further back from their table, "Is there a wheel under your butt? ?Why are you moving around?"

"Uh..." Huang Xun opened his mouth, but didn't speak. He just moved it again.

"Damn it, what am I asking you? That jade-faced empress, is she big? Is she pretty? Is she sexy?" No matter how good I am, at this moment, I still haven't gotten the answer I want. Wu Yun was already a little impatient, and his emotional value was falling rapidly.

And if Wu Yun's emotional value is allowed to drop like this, someone may encounter misfortune.

"Pretty, pretty! Of course she's pretty!" Fortunately, someone came to the rescue. The person who came to the rescue was Lu Yan. She hurriedly said to Wu Yun, "The empress is the most beautiful woman in the world. She has captivated the country. How can she not be beautiful?"

"Is she big and sexy?" The hatred was transferred, and Wu Yun turned his attention to Lu Yan who answered the call. In order to let her understand his adjectives, he even made a movement on his chest, " Is it that big?”

"This this……"

Rao was very grateful to Wu Yun, but Lu Yan could only sweat profusely at this moment. The smile on her face seemed very forced at this moment, "This, this matter... I am just a commoner, how can I witness it?" How about the empress’s true appearance? However, just looking at the statue of the empress in the temple is so beautiful that one can’t even breathe..."

"Oh?" When he heard the word 'Empress Temple', Wu Yun's eyebrows twitched violently, like a radar detecting something, "Where is the Empress Temple?" "Just, just to the east. In Lan County, didn’t you go there today, my dear benefactor?”

"I went to help you kill people, not to travel. How could I have time to go shopping?" Wu Yun glanced at Lu Yan reproachfully, "You didn't tell me earlier. If you had told me earlier, I guess I’d really like to stop by and take a look.”

"Kill?" At this time, Huang Xun, who was obviously afraid to answer because Wu Yun's previous topic was too sensitive, immediately spoke again when he heard the word 'kill' coming from Wu Yun's mouth. He asked Wu Yun, "Brother Wu killed someone in Donglan County today?"

Hearing Huang Xun's words, Wu Yun just glanced at him, then turned his head and continued to look at Lu Yan: "So the statue of the Jade-faced Empress you saw in the temple, is she big?"

"..."

Lu Yan was silent, really not knowing how to answer. It's not that I don't want to, I just don't know what to say. After all, who would stare directly at the breasts of the empress when they go to the temple to burn incense and make offerings to the empress? He even made comments about the empress's body, and his tone did not conceal his lewdness at all.

Of course, the Jade-faced Empress is indeed beautiful, and she is a white fox. To a certain extent, she is indeed "famous". It is obviously not true to say that none of the men in Yuan and Yunzhou have not had wild thoughts about the Empress. possible.

There are not only many men like Wu Yun who have lustful thoughts about the queen, but also many. There may even be one among the three clerks in her shop.

But to be honest, who would tell others about this matter in the empress’s territory? After all, as long as you recite the name of the empress, you can be sensed by her in an instant.

"Why, why don't you say anything?" Wu Yun was already a little dissatisfied at this moment, but his attitude towards Lu Yan was quite good. He was just dissatisfied and did not do anything else.

This is mainly due to the fact that Lu Yan is a very talkative woman. After all, she is a knowledgeable person who always praises Wu Yun's handsomeness, majesty and unrestrainedness when they first meet her.

"It's really hard to say..." After a long silence, Lu Yan finally just shook her head with a wry smile, "We go to the temple to burn incense and pay tribute to the empress. How can we pay attention to the places that your benefactor cares about? ...We are too late to be in awe of the empress, so how could we..."

"Bang..." After hearing Lu Yan's answer, Wu Yun stopped struggling with this issue. In the end, he just snorted and stopped struggling.

"Coward."

Of course, this sentence must be left behind.

"But if you can win the first place in the recruitment meeting and get the title of number one scholar, you can be received by the empress in person. And with your great ability, I think this will not be difficult. On the contrary, After that, you can see the empress’s beauty with your own eyes.”

"Um????"

The moment he heard this, Wu Yun's head that had been put back on the phone immediately turned back, his eyes as wide as bells: "What did you just say!?"

(End of this chapter)