Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 113 Clear

Stilt-legged Man swung to Zhu Badger and lowered his voice to report important information to Zhu Badger. Zhu Badger didn't wait for him to report and asked: "Is Zhu Hu back home?"

"Yes, yes, Zhu Hu sneaked back to the old house last night when it got dark." The stiletto man looked mysterious.

Zhu Badger said calmly: "It's not normal to come back during the Qingming Festival."

"It's not normal, it's not normal. He didn't come out to express his position just now. This is definitely not normal." The cross-legged man swayed with sweat dripping from his forehead.

The one-armed Luo agreed: "What you said with your legs crossed is right. If you are normal, you must come out and show your attitude. By the way, fairy, I have something to declare."

"What's going on?" Zhu Badger quickened his pace up the mountain.

The one-armed Luo pushed away the stiltsman who was swinging tightly beside Zhu Badger, strode to Zhu Badger and said: "Fairy, Tian Laizi stole my words, and being obedient is the first loyalty I show to you, Fairy. How could he follow your lead?"

"Yes, yes, we are the only two who obey your fairy's will. He, Tian Laizi, secretly wants to kill your fairy." The stilt-legged man who was pushed to the ground by the one-armed Luo got up with the help of Dan'er and swung towards Zhu Badger. Show loyalty.

Zhu Badger stopped, turned around and said to One-Armed Luo and Stilt-legged Man with a smile: "Really? I think it's better for you to go to Zhu Hu's house quickly. Your Sister Liu was greatly suppressed by you yesterday. You should go there and take care of her." Condolences and condolences.”

There are many ways to eat snails. They can be steamed, boiled, stir-fried, drunk, stir-fried, or stir-fried. Most villagers like to stir-fry snails. When stir-frying snails, in addition to adding ginger, garlic and chili, The home-made soybean paste must be added. The snails stir-fried with the home-brewed soybean paste of Lvbubucun can truly be called "the snails are all kinds of interesting, but not as delicious as fine wines."

During the Tomb Sweeping Day, villagers in Lububuo will cut wheat straw and mugwort and go home to make green dumplings and green dumplings respectively.

Green dumplings and green dumplings have the effects of clearing away heat, warming the meridians and dispersing cold respectively, so they are just right to eat during the Qingming Festival.

Mugwort, also known as mugwort by villagers, can be found everywhere in fields, roadsides, rivers, and on mountain slopes. Zhu Badger recently read in a medical book that all mugwort can be used as medicine. It has the effects of warming menstruation, removing dampness, dispersing cold, stopping bleeding, anti-inflammatory, relieving asthma, relieving cough, anti-fetal, and anti-allergic effects. It is one of the commonly used gynecological medicines in traditional Chinese medicine. , it is especially good for treating gynecological diseases caused by deficiency and coldness.

"Virtue!" Dan'er pouted at the backs of the cross-footed man and the one-armed Luo.

Wheatgrass is a kind of wild grass that grows in fields and hillsides. It is also called wild wheat by villagers in Lvbuduo. Its appearance is similar to that of wheat seedlings, but its leaves are rougher than wheat seedlings. Wheatgrass is rich in B vitamins, niacin, folic acid, pantothenic acid, etc. It ranks first in the eight amino acids necessary for the human body. It also contains elements such as phosphorus, potassium, iron, pantothenic acid, copper and fiber.

"What do you care about? Go up and pay homage to the great-grandparents and grandparents. Let's cut wheat straw and mugwort and go home to make green dumplings and dumplings." Zhu Badger said, taking Dan'er's hand and coming to his mother's house. In front of the graves of his grandfather, great-grandmother, and grandfather and grandmother, Zhu Yunshan had already stood in front of the graves with beautiful trees facing the wind. This was why Zhu Badger wanted to drive away the one-armed Luo and the stilt-legged man.

To make green dough with wheat straw, you need to wash it first and mash it to extract the juice. Then use the juice to knead the glutinous rice into a dough. To make green dumplings from mugwort, wash it and blanch it. Add some baking soda when blanching to prevent the mugwort from discoloring. Squeeze out the water and knead it into mugwort mud, then add glutinous rice flour.

After Zhu Badger followed Zhu Yunshan to worship, he took Dan'er down to the West Mountain and went to Nanshan to collect wheat straw and mugwort, leaving Ma Yaksha, Dan'er Ta's mother and Zhu Yunshan talking there.

Uncle Liu and Lu Bo were so drunk tonight that they refused to stop drinking, mainly because Zhu Badger and Dan'er also went to the river in front of the village to find two basins of snails.

"Hey, are you going to get dirty by eating green balls with your shit-picking hands?"

"I've washed it. It's already washed."

"If you don't go, we will only follow your lead from now on." "Yes, we will only follow your lead." One-armed Luo and Stilt-legged Man looked loyal.

Zhu Badger's making of green dumplings and dumplings is deeply influenced by Mayasha's skills and can make dozens of green dumplings and dumplings with different fillings. Today, Zhu Badger made pork stuffing, egg yolk stuffing, sesame stuffing, red bean stuffing, taro stuffing, pickle stuffing, bamboo shoot stuffing, plus Zhu Badger's glutinous rice flour, which is made from authentic high mountain glutinous rice. Lu Huan completely forgot about it after eating it. Unhappy in his heart, he kept giving Zhu Badger a thumbs up.

Due to abundant rain, wheatgrass and mugwort grew particularly lushly this year. Zhu Badger and Dan'er quickly cut two large dustpans and carried them home to make green dumplings and dumplings.

Zhu Badger lowered his voice and said, "Didn't you see it? When we came out just now, Tian Laizi and his three little leprechauns all entered Zhu Hu's house. If you don't go over, your Sister Liu won't let you touch her again. Oh."

The two old boys, Uncle Liu and Lu Bo, were drinking old wine and completely forgot to ask about Wang's glasses, but Lu Huan used words to trick him from time to time.

During Qingming Festival, making green dumplings with wheat straw and green dumplings with mugwort are customs in the village where every household will make them.

The Qingming Festival is the best time to eat snails in the village, because the snails have not reproduced at this time, and the snail meat is the most plump and plump. There is a saying that "Qingming snails are better than geese".

"Ah? Really or not?" "That can't be done, we have to go there." Stilt-legged guy and One-armed Luo turned around and ran back. Stilt-legged guy almost swayed into the Taiping Pond, and One-armed Luo ran away. He didn't care about one shoe at all and just rushed to the old house with all his strength.

The day lily also burped after eating. She knew that Zhu Badger's family was having a Qingming Festival tonight, so she forced Wang Jingjin to come over to eat together. Wang Jingyan didn't dare to come over. When he came, it tasted more like daylily than daylily.

"Shit hands are shit hands. No matter how you wash them, they will always be dirty. How can they be compared to jade hands and golden hands?"

"Huanhuan, I just said it casually."

"Just saying it casually? Didn't you say you studied it carefully?"

"A dragonfly touches the water, only touches the surface, but does not go deep, and does not go deep."

"Didn't go deep? There was no chance to go deep, right?"

"There is a chance, but I can't and don't dare."

"Can't and don't dare? Because Sister Huanai is monitoring you the whole time?"

"There is this reason, but it is not the main reason. The main reason is that I am afraid of you and afraid that you will be angry."

"Are you afraid that I will be angry? Are you afraid that I will be angry and you will hold their beautiful hands and refuse to let go?"

"Huanhuan, Sister Liu's hands are really jade hands, hands that are as moist as jade; Sister Kui's hands are really gold hands, hands that specialize in holding gold."

"Go to hell with Sister Liu, Sister Kui, and Wang Jingyan. I finally see you clearly today. You are a hypocrite, a playboy, and a playboy!" A bowl of chicken soup in Lu Huan's hand was thrown at his head. Wang Jingyan and Daylily sat next to Wang Jingyan. They picked up a wisp of chicken juice soup dripping from Wang Jingyan’s head with their big hands and ate it into their mouths. They laughed and said, "How many times have you smashed such a delicious chicken juice soup?" It’s a pity, Dr. Wang, let’s go back to the dressing room of the ancestral hall and eat slowly.”

"She..." Lu Huan looked at Huang Lili's back dragging Wang's glasses out and felt angry and annoyed.

Zhu Badger went over to clean up the chicken soup that fell on the ground, and said to Lu Huan with a smile: "Isn't this better? At least you can rest assured that we can be clean."

"Can I rest assured? Why should I rest assured? I'm afraid you want to be clean yourself? Okay, I'll leave now, far away. I will never come back to this ravine again, or this old house full of ghosts and ghosts. " Lu Huan said and strode out of the hall and out of the main room.

Dan'er chased him out, and when he reached the gate, he turned around and called Zhu Badger and Ma Yaksha, hoping that they could chase him out together to persuade Lu Huan, but Zhu Badger and Ma Yaksha didn't seem to see Lu Huan leaving and were completely indifferent. Uncle Liu and Lu Bo were still changing cups and sipping snails, as if what was happening in front of them had nothing to do with them.

Lu Huan left the main room and cried loudly, causing Zhu Hu and Xianyan Po to rush out of the house desperately to see what was going on. Helplessly, only Lu Huan came out of the main room crying. Dan'er had been pulled back by his mother. This mother was naturally Dan'er's mother who had been here all along and Zhu Badger's master.

The cry was loud and hearty, all the way to the ancestral hall, frightening the birds that stayed overnight in the ancestral hall, fluttering and flying into the dark night sky. A lightning struck, a thunder rolled past, and a heavy rain suddenly fell, frightening those Those who came out to find out what was going on fled back home in panic, closed the door, hid in the room, and did not dare to come out again.

Lvbuo Village has since entered the rainy season. This rainy season is very long and takes up one-third of the year. It starts raining around the Qingming Festival in early April and continues until the end of June and the beginning of July. During this period, it also experiences the "Meiyu" , will make your whole body feel wet and moldy.

"It rains heavily during the Qingming Festival, and pedestrians on the road feel like they are dying." During the Qingming Festival, the rain in the village is similar to the mood of people, with great joy and great sadness. After the heavy rain, the sun shines brightly, and the sun only shines for a while before another heavy rain comes. Just like Lu Huan, who walked into the ancestral hall and walked onto the stage crying, and saw Wang Glasses sitting on the floor of the dressing room in the stage gate building in a formal manner. When Lu Huan passed by, he took off his glasses and his highly myopic eyes were filled with fear and uneasiness. Day Lily completely ignored Lu Huan's crying and arrival, and continued to lie on Wang Jing's body and lick the chicken juice soup.

Lu Huan's crying stopped suddenly, and his beautiful big eyes were even more frightened than Wang's glasses, and he murmured: "Do you want to eat like this?"

While licking the chicken soup from Wang Jing's head, Day Lily responded to Lu Huan: "It's such a waste to waste it. My mother has taught me since I was a child to cherish food."

"Oh, then you lick it, lick it slowly, and I'll get my quilt." Lu Huan walked to the back room of the dressing room. These days, Wang Jingyan sleeps in the outer room of the dressing room, and Lu Huan sleeps in the inner room of the dressing room.

Day Lily raised her head, licked her tongue, looked at Lu Huan who had just walked to the connection between the inner and outer rooms and said, "I'm sorry, I moved your bedding to the outside room and you have already slept there."

"Huh?" Lu Huan turned around and saw that his quilt was indeed under Huang Lili's body, spread side by side with Wang Jingyan's quilt. He was angry and annoyed. This anger is different from Zhu Badger's anger just now. Is he angry that Daylily can be so unobstructed, shameless and shameless? How could Wang Wang’s glasses be so skinless, faceless, spineless and spiritless?
Huanghuai seemed to sense Lu Huan's displeasure, and said with a smile: "Huanhuan, don't worry, with your sister Huacai taking care of you, he won't even think about touching any beautiful hand or golden hand. If you want to touch it, just touch my fleshy hand. But if you give him a hundred courages, he won’t dare to touch it.”

"Who wants to touch your fleshy hands? If you touch them, I will have nightmares all my life. I might as well touch those old wooden bumps." Wang Jingjin couldn't help but speak, his tone was obviously crying.

"Hey, that's right. When you come to our Donkeybu Village and the old house, you can only think about touching those old wooden lumps. You mustn't think about jade hands and golden hands. Okay, okay, wait until I give it to you After licking the chicken juice soup, you can have a good sleep. When you get up tomorrow, you can touch those old wooden bumps and list the old house as a 'national security', so that the fairy can hold a good celebration banquet." After saying this, Huang Liang held the king's glasses in his hands. Licking his head endlessly.

Wang Jinggang cried louder than Lu Huan just now. While crying, he said to himself: "How can I sleep well if you lie next to me? How can your snoring be louder than the thunder? You I also grind my teeth to the point where I just want to chew on those old wooden lumps, wuwuwu..."

"Hey, hey, hey, you can't chew those old wooden lumps. The fairy has given orders that anyone who dares to touch those old wooden lumps will have her dogs and badgers cut him into pieces." Huang Hua Cai said to Wang Spectacles while licking the chicken soup on Wang Spectacles' head.

Wang Jingyan cried harder and said, "Then what should I chew on?"

"Chew my toes. My toes are very itchy these days. Please help me chew them in a moment..." Daylily said, raising her big foot and raising her toes to Wang Jingyan's mouth.

Wang Jingyan spit out the same chicken juice soup that was dripping on his head with a "wow" sound.

"Hahaha..." Lu Huan laughed.

The heavy rain was still falling, and Lu Huan changed from crying to laughing. The laughter passed through the caisson of the ancestral hall stage and penetrated into the night sky, causing Lan Yuliu, who had just been confused, to wake up.

"Come in through me!"

When Lan Yuliu shouted, Zhu Hu, Xieyanpo and Zhu Fanzi quickly put on their clothes and walked into the room where she slept.

Zhu Hu's house is a wing room in the front yard of the old house. There are many rooms, eight in total. Lan Yuliu lives in the innermost room. She chose it herself. The big box has always been placed in the room where she sleeps. No matter what, she I can’t figure out why Zhu Badger was stolen?
Seeing Zhu Hu, Xieyanpo and Zhu Fanzi go in, Lan Yuliu slapped the bed board and cursed: "Idiots, you are all fucking idiots, are your heads a chamber pot? You can't even see such an object, and you still want to be People from the city? You can live to this day thanks to your eighteen generations of ancestors.”

"Boss Liu, I have thanked you. During the Qingming Festival tonight, I thanked Huhu and I's eighteen generations of ancestors for allowing you to live in our home. Are you hungry? I'll make you something to eat. Yes, you wait, it will be ready soon, it will be ready soon," said the cross-eyed woman as she slipped out of Lan Yuliu's room.

When Lan Yuliu saw the squinty-eyed woman sneaking out, she became even more angry and scolded Zhu Hu: "What kind of eyes do you have on your forehead? Do you want such a bastard to be your wife? Your eyes are only white, not black, and your mouth has no belt yet." , she said all the words of the Badger Immortals as if they were pouring beans into a bamboo hole. "

"Boss Liu, it wasn't me who asked her to be my wife at that time, it was her father who got drunk when we went to a meeting in town and decided on this marriage. Her father was also from our area back then. A character is the leader of the largest village next to us. Boss Liu, don’t worry, her belt is tied tightly around her waist. She doesn’t dare to loosen it casually. If she loosens it casually, I will kill her immediately. "After Zhu Hu finished speaking, he glanced at Zhu Fan who was standing next to him.

Zhu Fanzi was seriously injured that night and is still unable to walk freely. Although his kung fu is not weak and he goes to Dongshan to take a morning bath every morning, he is old after all and cannot recover as quickly as a young man like Lan Yuliu. Hearing something in Zhu Hu's words, he took over and said: "Boss Liu, even if her belt is not tied tightly, it is impossible for anyone to take off her pants. Think about it, even old people like One-Armed Luo and Stilt-legged Man can't take off her pants." If a bachelor is not interested, who else would be interested?”

"Zhu Shanzi, it seems that you are really a sanctimonious hypocrite. You are always talking about shit in front of others, but you are always spitting shit behind others. How dare you say this in front of me? Are you tired of living?" Blue Jade Liu Danfeng's eyes widened, He glared at Zhu Fanzi angrily.

Zhu Shanzi was neither impatient nor impatient, and said with a smile: "Boss Liu, isn't there just one crucial step between you and me? Why pretend to be innocent in front of Zhu Hu? After all, you and I are not talking about fifty steps and a hundred smiles. A step, half a pound?"

"You..." Lan Yuliu was speechless for a moment.

Zhu Fanzi twisted his beard with one hand and shook the folding fan with the other, and said slowly: "Boss Liu, don't worry, the old house will always be the old house, and everything is under the control of the old man. Those objects stolen by the Eight Badger Immortals are nothing. There are many real treasures out there.”

"How many? Wasn't your house also looted?" Lan Yuliu was still angry.

Zhu Fanzi said with a smile: "Looted them all? I've wanted to throw away those items for a long time. It's just right for them to help me clean them up."

"Aren't you also possessed by evil spirits? Why do you talk like those three little leprechauns from the Tian family?" Zhu Hu couldn't see Zhu Fanzi's self-righteous look.

Zhu Fanzi hit Zhu Hu's head with a folding fan and scolded: "Do you have a right to speak here? I'm warning you that if you don't take care of your mouth, I will ask you to report to Xishan in a minute."

"Yes, you must not let the Eight Badger Immortals know that my real name is Liu." Lan Yuliu glanced out the window.